Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

After Banky fails to procure passes to RetroCon he, Sarcastro, and Fatty talk about other upcoming events at the Valley Forge Convention Center the show should attend including something that sounds like a junk swamp and an event for the elderly. Fatty expresses his disappointment with the group telling him to watch the show Lanterns only to find that it's created by one of his least favorite show runners/producers in the business. Then to wind the show down they discuss getting some inspiration for the Handies of Hope website by going to some local zoos to each of them which leads them to websites and social media pages for some of the strangest "zoos" or animal sanctuaries and rescues they have ever read about. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

After a lengthy discussion on catching up on older television shows and a few newer ones the gang decides to make their own version of Below Deck.  In the POoRCHoices verions, Sarcastro gets to be the captain of the yacht and the rest of the fellas make up the crew stewards, deck hands and chef while Commando must spend the entire charter driving the tender around. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky debate the necessity of seeing The Odyssey in theaters in 70mm or digital IMAX or waiting to stream it at home. Fatty provides a brief update on the potential new project boat which leads into a potential job opportunity for Banky.  They then talk about going out to ghost towns that had been wiped out by flood and to actual haunted sites. Sarcastro tries something new to him at the Costco food court and learns a valuable life lesson.  He then shares that Queen Sarcastro started subbing in with Impossible beef in their meals. Sarcastro's rant about being charged an additional fees when paying by credit card leads to Fatty suggesting moving back to paying for everything using personal checks again. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

The gang starts off with a water cooler conversation (not office gossip, but an actual water cooler) and move into another amazing idea for a POoRCHoices website and business idea. Then they discuss what they think the procedure is for the advance team to do when the President has an emergency to use the bathroom while traveling by motorcade. Sarcastro shares a story of a recent airport experience Prince Sarcastro had and coined a name for either a very lazy or very bold move in a public restroom. Corporal asks for clarification on what the difference is on ratings from one streaming service is to another when it comes to types of nudity. Fatty looks at a potentially good poor choice in regards to rerplacing his aging boat with another cosmetic fixer-upper. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

Through a misunderstanding on reconding schedules Corporal and Banky are left to their own devices so the naturally decide to talk about movies in a very extended episode.  Some of the topics within movies include watching films including some from yesteryear that may be problematic by today's standards.  They also finally do a quick discussion on the 2026 version of Masters of the Universe before getting into other movies based on toys and cartoons of their youth as well as remakes, sequels, and prequels of movies. Corporal talks about a retro-market he went to that turned out to be more retro than he expected when hunting for movies to buy.  They both weigh in on the idea of Sony stepping away from physical media for games and what that can mean for the film industry and consumers as well. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

Fatty's patience is tried by the technician changing his oil which least to the rest of a rough day for him.  Adding insult to injury he tries out one of the viral recipies he found on social media to less than stellar results.  Sarcastro shares that Princess Sarcastro is joining a Scouts troop which brings up some memories of when he was in another organization as a kid that had his family fostering service dogs. They also talk about being warehouse store members and what †˙ey sorf like and don't like about them. Sarcastro also tell the group about the sticker shock he received from the dealership on some maintenance and repairs to his care which also came with a sales pitch for him to trade that in for a new car.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky get togther to talk about the types of video games they can handle playing these days.  Banky gets his credit card hacked while they were recording, Corporal experiences a parking garage that captures more information than you'd expect them to.  Fatty gives an update on his trip to Orlando which clearly had it's ups and downs but also yielded an idea for a gift he's going to send to Sarcastro. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Sarcastro and Banky have their annual Wonder Twins episode and they use this one to discuss their fascination and annoyance with people claiming to be soveriegn citizens and making life more complicated for themselves and the police than they need to.  They also discuss squatters and how they manipulate the system to take over properties which Sarcastro thinks could be an option for Corporal to use to find a summer home in the Pocono Mountains.    Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week while Commando is away the rest of the fellas gather around to talk about getting dirty in different ways.  Sarcastro with trying out the fad of dirty sodas; Fatty with an extra dirty smoker that magically made itself clean thanks to chemical reactions; and Banky learns a lesson in not eating dirty with a breakfast sandwich that did him no flavors.  Corporal manages to stay clean and shares that he's going to get to watch a World Cup match at Cosm Atlanta for an immersive experience. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky talk about The Boy and Prince Sarcastro doing chores and creating summer side hustles.   Banky explains the new chamber sealer that he bought to portion and save the bulk foods he buys.  Princess Sarcastro makes a delicious mess at casa de Sarcastro.  Then they have an in depth conversation regarding the quality of several brands of hot dogs before they learn about the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council which is a shock to everyone that it exists.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

Fatty shares a listing to a cabin in the woods for Corporal to look at buying.  Grok helps Sarcastro with the print ad campaign for our new specialty water product.  The group discusses plans to see Masters of the Universe and The Mandalorian and Grogu.  Commando gets the shingles and Sarcastro shares the family history with chickenpox.  Fatty's tells a story of a friend who has a hell of a day but somehow manages to remain positive.  Fatty also finds a treasure trove of VHS tapes at a thrift store and that leads back to the story of Sarcastro's father selling his VHS tape of him skydiving in Australia.  Banky pays to plays in the dirt in his yard on an ever growing landscaping improvement project. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas discuss Fatty's recent purchase of a name brand "tater tots" which were less than stellar compared to generic brands from a big box store.  This lead it a discussion on a list of products sold at said big box store that you should avoid according to a post made on the website Chowhound and each of the crew gives their thoughts on if they agree or not.  Sarcastro shares an idea for another for sure winner product to pad the POoRChoices product portfolio with a drink they all enjoyed on hot days as kids.  He also talks about a new show about squatters that he wants Banky to test out and report back on when he's watched a few epsiodes. Fatty learns from The Boy that he's just an old man and it's okay to not be good at video games anymore.  Sarcastro tells about a poor choice in letting Prince Sarcastro set up another chores for hire business with his pressure washer.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week,Fatty reports that The Wife has issued a statement to the show via Instagram about the porta-potty being set up at their cabin and they respond. Banky starts a group rant on Star Wars and where it's gone and where it should go and that leads what they've been watching at home.  After that the discussion turns to celebrities beginning a second career using pay to interact websites. They also discuss the themed popcorn bucket at theaters for every other movie that comes out which morphs into a conversation on laser discs and a brief history of the medium. Fatty shares the poor choice made by his son this week involving a family favorite meal to eat while The Wife was out of town. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

On this episode Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky each get a case of KLapple.  No, not a weird disease, rather an apple flavored beer that they are trying out for the first time while recording and it turns out to be everything they could have hoped for and some parts they couldn't have hoped for. Fatty shares his find from his most recent trip to the Goodwill store and will have everyone praying for more before sharing a story about an odd choice for a pet that someone brought to his job.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

The gang gets together to talk about a project that Fatty's son was recently assigned called the the million dollar project where students are given fictional money to balance a million dollar budget by allocating funds to several specific categories including housing, transportation, education and charity.  This leads to the inception of the newest plot for a satirical charity by the Our POoRCHoices team where primates help primates. Fatty then shares a story of the worst hotel experience he ever had at a seedy place in Harrisburg, PA after seeing a concert and Banky recounts a quick conversation with Jimmie Haha of Jimmie's Chicken Shack. The group comes up with ideas of what Fatty can do during his limited free time during his upcoming trip to Orlando before wrapping it up talking about Knight Rider and the absurdity of Garthe Knight as a villain and spawning an idea for the next episode which will by default be a poor choice when the say it. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Fatty considers checking off another box for his doomsday prep list with exploring if he needs to start stocking up on canning products to preserve food.  Sarcastro finds a new account to follow on social media about strip club food reviews. Commando, Sarcastro, and Fatty get ready for the end of the school year and their kids being home all day. Sarcastro shares a story of a new low of greed by a company at a seminar they were hosting.  Commando finds out that coffee may be the elixir of eternal life. The group discusses what option Fatty should go for on the size of the port-a-potty that won't break the bank. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Corporal shares the experience of seeing movies with his father who is a career man of science.  Sarcastro shares a recent story about the morality of cheating during bar trivia which leads to Corporal sharing a snake story from his youth. They also talk about AI replacing the human workforce and how the humans can buck the model as it is being built.  A brief discussion about television shows leads to a broader conversation on reading books and the importance of continuing to support local libraries.  They wrap up with talking about a psychedelic rock band that Sarcastro was recently introduced to by a co-worker that he shared with the rest of the group. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week, Corporal, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about a social media post regarding someone overdoing it on an edible and the comments section really nailing them for it.  This reminded Fatty of a YouTube video of an elderly woman who can walk you through being too lifted.  They also discuss a message Fatty sent to the group about not being able to understand the physics of roller skating due to his lack of athletic abilities once you put wheels on his feet.   Banky and Corporal suggest ways of incorporating Fatty using skates in a their Fatical Training series of videos.  They also discuss movies they've watched recently including Greenland 2, Project Hail Mary, Hiding Out and more before remembering some of the classics and not so classic comedies of the 80's they grew up on. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week to kick off season 6 of the show, the whole gang gets nostalgic for a Rick Moranis movie and the films of Kevin Smith.  Sarcastro and Fatty have very different experiences with calling into the IRS regarding their taxes and they all fantasize about buying a local sportsman's club that's up for sale where they grew up. Fatty gets awakened out of deep sleep by his daughter for something that was going bump in the night.  Commando shares a poor choice of not doing basic maintenance on the window air conditioner in his home office.  Fatty looks for confirmation that he's not making a poor choice with holding off getting a new refrigerator to replace the one that the ice maker stopped working on.  Banky made a poor choice in the uncomfortable seats he bought for him and Fatty to go see an otherwise enjoyable concert.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about the varmints and snakes they've had and their yards over the years.  They also discuss some of their first jobs they had back in high school and just after, from some suspect labor practices to the best times they had when their financial responsibility was almost null and cash was always in pocket.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Sarcastro and Banky man the mics to talk about Banky's possible future at being a stay at home handyman/pool boy.  They also talk about going to concerts in your 40's and what shows are coming up this summer.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gets togther to bookend the week talking about two news stories involving a professional cornhole player involved in a homicide and a teacher allegeding having an affair with a student.  In between those Banky talks about missing out on a good deal by not listening to Fatty and Commando.  Meanwhile Commando learns a valuable lesson in the importance of listening to your spouse or partner. Fatty's car problems continue to rack up time and money for him and Sarcastro shares his plague with a team member on recreational volleyball team.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Corporal, Commando and Banky sit down to talk about a few new movie trailers that have them excited for upcoming feature films this year.  After Commando went to see The Big Lebowski in theaters recently each of them note who in the group in either a Dude, a Walter or a Donnie.  They also talk about the new season of the live action version of One Piece before going into the topic of concert venues they like and don't like and finally wrap with a couple poor choices. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gathers around to discuss the special gift the Commonwealth of Virginia sent him when he returned home from Guys Weekend and that leads into a discussion on car insurance discounts and payouts.  Then they talk about a new issue Fatty hopes was a quick hiccup in the performance of his vehicle which will likely turn into wishful thinking.  Rounding out the main topics for the week they talk about food things that they wouldn't miss if they vanished from the planet.   Sarcastro notes his poor choice was to allow Prince Sarcastro to use his (Sarcastro's) Facebook profile to purchase and sell Pokemon cards on Marketplace.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week while Corporal is tending to some family matters the rest of the gang gets together to recap the misadventures of their annual Guys Weekend trip.  This year included karaoke, more screen time than expected to watch a bad movie and a good movie, more Farkle than you can shake a stick at, a day at the range and the bar, an overflowing port-a-potty, a ceremony celebrating Corporal's honor of being the first man down the previous year and then a repeat performance from him on the final night making him also the second man down.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the entire group gets together to talk about a new item Fatty's children gave him for the car which inspires his new muscial alter ego.  They also talk about coming up with a bar betting game involving the terrible Malort concoction Fatty is prepping for Guys Weekened and targeted AARP ads on social media that make the group feel older than they should. In the poor choices for the week, Commando tries to learn to play some of the new types of trading card games with his son which proves more difficult than expected due to the fine print on the cards and eventually stopped during the game tutorial. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss mixing Malort and various candies to make an even worse beverage to try at Guys Weekend and have a quick conversation about Red Bull and Corporal having an unfortunate experience with a lot of it almost 20 years ago.   Corporal breaks down why festivals aren't as fun as they used to be.  Fatty brings up the recent ruling on if Buffalo Wild Wings can call their boneless wings, boneless wings and that leads into a conversation about the best garbage pizza chains and how Sbarro is somehow still around even with the death of the shopping mall where they so often found a home.  This gives Banky an idea on how to use they dying mall industry for the show. Banky reveals his poor choice of the week in sharinig his acquistion of a piece of video game nostalgia with the group.  Fatty makes a poor choice in thinking just because he cooked, someone else might clean the one pot he didn't wash after making the family a nice dinner.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang talks about getting greeting cards and who sends them for events, who hates getting them and what is the general feeling for what to do with the card once you have it.  Prince Sarcastro turns out to be running a lucrative business buying and selling sports cards while Sarcastro makes a poor choice in ignoring his own advice on selling things for less than $50 on social media.  Then they go through Kickstarter projects they've funded and been burned by (especially Banky) and then after seeing a lot of the projects that are listed on the site which are made of some questionable products and content, which inspires them to come up with a campaign to help finance the POoRCHoices compound.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Fatty talks about a new gaming device he has for Sarcastro to try during the annual Guys Weekend trip which leads into a discussion about games they played in the arcades and computers in the 80's and 90's (and for Commando, still plays them today) including a game where you simulate working as a bartender and for Sarcastro and Fatty a text based game where you work the ecomonics of being a drug dealer in a supply and demand simulation.  They also reflect on the early days of the consumer internet where they would just create and download sound clips after Fatty discloses he found the catalog from his first Gateway desktop from the late 90's and remember what it was like to use services like Napster or LimeWire to wait hours or days for a four minute song. In Olympics coverage, Commando admits his new obsession with the sport of curling as it's a sport he could play it but he wouldn't understand how the scoring works and the group determines bobsled racing would be their team sport.  Fatty suggests that they have their own version of Olympic events at Guys Weekend. After finding that Lady Jarvis was guilty of trying to use expired condiments, Banky poses the question of how long are condiments stored in your refrigerator safe to consume once they pass that printed on date. Commando's poor choice for the week comes down to falling prey to the ads in his social media feeds while doomscrolling which becomes relatable to the rest of the gang.  Fatty's poor choices is not letting well-enough alone and always pushing for that one step beyond on a project. Sarcastro sacrifices his recording space to Prince Sarcastro and a friend to play video games.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about options for the service staff for the POoRCHoices compound including a pitch for trained chimps and emperor penguins which get scrapped in favor of Fatty's dream of having a three-quarters scale Johnny Five from Short Circuit and a full size Jinx from Sapce Camp as part of the service crew.   They also discuss movies and shows they've been watching including the 2025 released The Toxic Avenger; One Battle After Another; The Life of Chuck; The Last Frontier; Fallout; and The Running Man (2025).  This also leads into a quick conversation of trying to watch a show with others in your household and how they tend to "cheat" on the other viewers by watching ahead. Guys weekend is starting to look promising for having running water at the cabin and plenty of cleared out snow to be able to park and do things outside.   Fatty confirms he has the karaoke set up ready to go and Corporal gets probation on sharing a room with Sarcastro provided he gets a CPAP.  Rounding it out they come up with an idea for their new John Wick style movie or show using the mascots from the fast food chains throughout the Untited States.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the whole gang sits down to talk about the merry pranks of one Mr. Horace de Vere Cole who Sarcastro points out was basically the Tom Green of his time.  They also solidify some meals for their Guys Weekend trip which will include a journey to Waffle House for Corporal and Banky.  Fatty poses a would you rather scenario based on an article he found about a man who was mistakenly given 1.1 million dollars by his bank and had the choice between repaying the remaining 300,000 dollars that had not been transferred out of his account or doing a year in prison.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas get together to record on Commanod's birthday to talk about mansplaining and shelabortating and how they've done both of those things.  Fatty addresses an issue with another patron at the Goodwill store regarding publicly using their mobile phone without bluetooth headphones.    In the line of poor choices, Fatty gets dissapointed with the free survival gift that came with his recent holster purchase that claimed to be valued at $50 considering how many add-ons he had to get in order to get the free gift.  Sarcastro finds what may be a sacrificial animal while walking on the trails near his home.  Commando continues to face issues with his free snow blower that keeps costing him time and money. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the whole gang shows up to contemplate an outdoor bathroom solution for Fatty's cabin. Sarcastro gets a ride in a psychedelic ride share car after a day of pub crawling and then they discuss some of the itinerary ideas for their 2026 Guys Weekend. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gets together to discuss growing up with and without Lego sets, transferring toys and pets between military families, Christmas presents they received, and a whole hell of a lot about 3D printers before moving on to cheap (but delicious) pizzas.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky talk about "the clap" and a drug ad that Corporal saw with some insane side effects before getting into Fatty going to see National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation in theaters and a Mandela Effect of deleted scenes.  They also talk about tipping people like your trash pick up drivers and helpers or your mail delivery person and going to a massage parlor.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the whole gang gets together to talk about more poorchoices which they just seem to keep making over 250 episodes including teaching Prince Sarcastro the power of cologne and the rizz enhancement and responsibility that comes with using it.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week on the show the gang discusses the return fad of the Kool-Aid Man challenge in which people plow through fences like the favorite soft drink mascot which leads to them discussing their favorite Kool-Aid flavors growing up and then to looking for Kool-Aid Man costumes to start wearing to DragonCon.  After that discussion they move on to what they drink as adults instead which is various mixers and spirits. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Commando, Sarcastro and Banky join up to talk about buying silver, going to local races back in the day, drive-in theaters and the potential revival of a staple 24 hour diner from their youth and drone warfare.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gathers up to talk about targeted content on social media and a new idea for a product to counteract one of the products that is frequently showing up on Sarcastro's feed in recent weeks.  They also tackle Fatty's adventure in going to Spirit Christmas which has just about exactly the merchandise they all expected it to have but without the absurdly named costumes.  This leads them to the idea of expanding the store to run all year with other holidays such as Presidents Day, Arbor Day and all the summer holidays which would just be horror themed Americana products.  Sarcastro takes Queen Sarcastro out for her birthday where she doesn't heed the advice of their server about not drinking the house wine and spending literraly a couple dollars more for a "better" red wine.  That triggered a memory of the days when the fellas used to drink Manischewitz wines and that prompts a suggestion by Sarcastro of having a Manischewitz wine bar at their upcoming annual Guys Weekend trip. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas gather to discuss using CB radios and custom license plates for Ham radio operators before moving on to the things they didn't expect to have to buy on Black Friday which for Fatty turned into a "what next?" situation for things going wrong.   Sarcastro does a little self care for his feet which was actually a good choice that may lead to the entire POoRCHoices crew to get pedicures over guys weekend. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang talks about Fatty's recent experience with trying to sell things on Facebook's Marketplace where he gets inquiries for low cost items from apparent scammers.  They discuss what type of Tribute Bands they would each be in if they could have their choice (and for some of them, the talent) to be a part of.  They also discuss Corporal's poor choice to go see the new Running Man film in 4DX and was left feeling unsatisfied.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas get together to talk about a recent body found in a barrel near where they grew up which brings them back to a memory of an instance of something similar that happened when they were in high school and was really close to home to Corporal.   They also come up with a remake of Brewster's Millions featuring Banky taking on the lead role and then move into talking about modern video games and what's good and what's great.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gets together to discuss a mandatory training seminar Fatty had to attend regarding training on how to identify drug users which seemed questionable to the rest of the group and leads to an idea of having the whole show attend the next national convention for the company that ran the training to get a closer look inside and possibly offer their services to the company.  In the list of poor choices Sarcastro notes that he had to ban Queen Sarcastro from cooking bacon and Fatty breaks his rule of no cooking fish in the house. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas get together to talk about Fatty sleep talking about smelly cheese, Commando wishing he learned to tie more knots and the fact that Sarcastro and Commando will no longer open instagram links from Fatty in fear of corrupting their algorithms.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas gather around to talk about what Banky's been watching and what he should watch with his additional free time.  Commando talks about Christmas gift ideas for the kids which may end up being presents for himself.   Fatty wants to introduce his kids to the John Candy library of films after watching the documentary of his life.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week Fatty shares a pain he has had for the last 24 hours that leaves the theme of the show to be "you're probably dehydrated".  He also shares a crazy dream he had which was quite an adventure. Commando makes the poor choice of waiting too long to get a new Christmas tree even though it's still October the reasonable sized ones are already sold out.    Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang talks about whatever the heck six seven is or isn't.  Corporal talks about his new favorite type of sweatpants that he says aren't really sweatpants which leads to a quick discussion on cargo shorts and who still wears them and why.  A building Fatty works in gets a new guest that arrived via minivan.   Banky has a week where what could go wrong in his house does with his water pump tank and washing machine.   Corporal makes an upgrade to a recent purchase that forces him to have to make another purchase meaning a poor choice in needing to spend more money.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the gang gets together to discuss a new pickle related business venture for Banky at their local dirt mall where a booth just opened up.  Fatty shares his opinions on the flavor of Malort and tries to convince the rest of the group they'll drink it at the next Guys Weekend.  They also dicuss joining forces with a boova shankel (think of giant pierogi) eatery in said dirt mall to come up with some boova themed shirts.   Commando informs the gang about a new streaming option for gaming and gives them more information than they expected.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

This week the fellas take some time to talk about Corporal's flu shot taking him out of service for the show this week.  They also talk about those roadway delights, traffic circles and jug handles as well as Commando's plan to print chicken wings and they discuss if they should be printed boneless or bone-in.  Fatty's algorithm continues to push him to groups on social media full of interesting characters.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar) 

Special Update Announcement:  The First Ones is officially getting it's own show feed!  While we have loved having the show on this feed and it will reamain part of the POoRCHoices family of shows, we felt it needed it's own space.  Be sure to follow or subscribe to the The First Ones on your favorite podcast platform as Sarcastro and Queen Mel continue to deliver new monthly content based on classic (or maybe not so classic) television series. This month Queen Mel and Sarcastro discuss the first episode of the sitcom Benson from 1979.  A spin-off of the series Soap starring Robert Guillaume as the titular Benson DuBois who has been hired as the head of household for fish-out-of-water Governor Gatling of a never confirmed state played by James Noble.   Benson meets some of the staff of the mansion consisting of the Chief of Staff, Secretary to the Governor and a sizeable German woman who appears to handle most of the duties of the house staff as the housekeeper and cook.  Benson spends this episode solving a problem for the Governor who is trying to do what he thinks is right in saving wildlife but puts him on the outs with his daughter.  Intro and outro interpreted and performed by Banky on behalf of Sarcastro.