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Paired Weapons Podcast
by Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
Ninth Age Podcast with your hosts Matt and Kev.
Episodes
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Episode 17 - Infernal Dominion aka The Pequod Sails Again!
Tony and Matt have too much spare time and don’t see why you shouldn’t have to listen to their varied ramblings some of which concern the Ninth Age. Enjoy!
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E16 Random Blether - Infernal Dominion et al
The lads minus Kev gather to discuss various upcoming tournaments including Infernal Dominion next weekend (26th Sept) - Matt keeps everyone guessing with his signal occasionally failing whilst very good girl Hattie (daughter!) sits quietly and listens. Enjoy!
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Episode 15 - ETC
Some of the lads have dragged their sorry, drunken arses back to Blighty and finally get around the mics to tell lies and blame the dice. Enjoy!
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Episode 14 - Points Update and Drew's Wedding
MattyP isn't feeling strong as he and the lads discuss the points changes but mainly the wedding.
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Episode 13 - Chats Can Be Interesting, Can’t They?
The lads get together to discuss things that they’ve seen whilst wandering through the highways and byways of the UK… from geopolitics to potholes, even some ninth age. Enjoy!
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Episode 12 Mushrooms! With ‘Funghi’ Craig Johnson
Whilst Matt is off dating and Paul is DIYing Kev and Tony are joined by former Master Craig Johnson to discuss AOW 8 and associated Pirate related shenanigans.
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E11 - Art of War Pieces of 8
As the zenith of the UK’s Ninth Age season hoves into view (Arrrrrr) we traipse idly through some lists in searching treasure or at least a decent parrot.
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Episode 10 - Ali Speaks…
Tony and Kev are joined by Gargant of the Ninth Age Ali Parren (lead designer) to discuss the roles changes and how they should actually be played…
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Episode 9 - Poorly Informed Ingrates Get Set Straight
Matt and Tony are joined by a true savant of the Ninth Age, a Colossus amongst plebeians, Dr Ali Parren, all the way from Sweden. Also Wrooty.
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Episode 8 Gladiators!
The lads are joined by Donald J Trump to discuss the forthcoming Daventry Ranks and Flanks gladiator characters.
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Episode 7 TEC
The lads belatedly recount tales of drunken woe, traitorous dice and other TEC goodies.
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E6 9oS
With Matt away (with the fairies? - Ed) Kev and Paul cast a beady over the TEC lists and provide their thoughts on some of the match ups.
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Episode 5 - ETC With Team England
The lads are joined the legend that is Hugh Scarlin to tell the tale of the England Team’s ETC journey. Laughter, tears, joy, terror… something for everyone!
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Episode 4 - Laurens Spills the Beans
Head of Layout, Laurens, joins Tony and Matt to give us a few teasers on the forthcoming season pack. Get THAT in your earholes!
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Episode 3 - Barry’s ETC
Matt and Kev step into the breech whist Tony and Paul take some holiday and interview the world’s second best player fresh from his triumphs in Spain. Enter Barry.
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Episode 2 - Pre ETC Jitters and Tales From the High Seas
The lads drag themselves away from the High Seas to talk about ninth age, shiver me timbers and so on and so forth.
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Episode 1 - The Awakening!!!
The lads team up with Tony and Paul from the Fantasy Wargaming Podcast to create a new behemoth of a Pod - in your ear holes and oozing down your neck, it's 100% Ninth Age goodness.
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Episode 116 - The Dodgy One
Matt and Kev try to record a podcast whilst standing in the shadow of Hinkley Nuclear Power Station, well, Matt is... Unsurprisingly the reception ain't great. Mucho Apologias! What do you want for nothing?
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Episode 115 Springtime Slaughter List Review, Sort Of…
Matt and Kev discuss the Spring Slaughter lists and rabbit on about things that have caught their fancy.
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Episode 114 - The Banter Bus Goes To Durham
Kev’s back ! Matt and Kev play a game. Kev wins. Kev deals with the demise of Skype. Kev reviews the Durham lists. Matt lounges about swearing and reciting poetry. Plus ca change! No one reads this bit anyway.
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AOW7 List Reviews - A Sort of Paired Weapons Production
AOW7 List Reviews - A Sort of Paired Weapons Production by Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Episode 113 The Ballad of the Blind Squirrel Nut Frenzy
Matt and Kev while away and hour and a quarter talking about how the sun even shines on a dog's arse sometimes. It that grammatically correct? I dunno.
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Episode 112 Final Edit.mp3
Episode 112 Final Edit.mp3 by Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Episode 111 - Of Mice and Ninth Age
Episode 111 - Of Mice and Ninth Age by Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Episode 110 Final Edit.mp3
Episode 110 Final Edit.mp3 by Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Episode 109 Final Edit.mp3
Boom! WTF was that!? It’s not the Paired Weapons is it? It bloody well is!
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Episode 107 - Art of War 6(66) (Sing When You're Winning!)
I only sing when I'm winning, sing when I'm winning, I only sing when I'm winnninnnnnnnng!!!!!
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Episode 106 - Points Update, UK Masters 2023 and Catch Up
Following a period of inactivity brought on by real life shenanigans, the lads are back to catch up on a few tournaments, run through the Nov Points Patch and discuss the Masters and how neither of them are going. Booo!
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Episode 105 - Matt Goes It Alone - War in the North
Matt makes the trip to Bonnie Scotland to play in the War in the North, alas without Kev. Can Matt shift his Masters bid one step closer or will his wretched ones run into a wall of armour? Only one way to find out...
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Episode 104 - We're Back and Full o' Beans!
OK, fine, we'll do some more. After literally two people wrote us (abusive) messages the lads fold under the pressure and start broadcasting again, loud and proud. Shall we never be set free?
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Episode 103 - ETC
Sorry about the sound quality... The lads drag themselves back from a hectic ETC and try to pod on the way home in the car, with mixed results... Big changes are afoot for the lads and we hope that you enjoy(ed) the pod!
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Episode 102 - ETC Preview With Super Special Guests
With the ETC in the offing the lads are joined by gargants of the ninth age world, literally around the world, as they nervously eye up the Big Kahoona starting next week in Amsterdamage.
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Episode 101 - March 4 Victory and New Challenger Review
The lads come crashing through the door with their pockets stuffed with wonderous tales of battle. Some of which are even true. Partially. Enjoy!
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Episode 100
100 Not Out !!!! The lads make it to the big ton in the esteemed company of Craig Macanany (sp?) to go through the lists for the New Challenger Tournament at EG this weekend. Join the lads to see what the new filth is... sneak preview... they live in the woods... In other news Wrooty goes nuts…
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Episode 99 - The Orcs and Goblins Are Coming!
Kev and Matt are fashionably late to the party in reviewing the O and G book. Gather round spambots as Uncles Kev and Matt hold forth with poorly informed chatter on the matter,
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Episode 98 - The English Championships
Once again players of The Ninth Age draw forth to the English Championships in Stockport. Can the Empire overcome overwhelming odds and Matt's lack of skill? Will Kev's KoE bus throw a shoe (tyre?)? Who's the best karaoke singer on the circuit? Will Kev be sick again? Find out... Also - Noob on...
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Episode 97 TEC Lists Review
Boom. Lists frenzy. Enjoy your drives whilst Matt and Kev wax lyrical about things they know little.
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Episode 96 - A Long Expected Catch Up
Kev's back from Paris and Matt is back from North Wales and so on such a beautiful day what could be more lovely than a pod? The spambots deserve it! Sorry for the delay... Happy Easter everyone!
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Episode 95.5 The March to War 2
Matt couldn’t make this one so Henry G (aka Johnny Crass) steps in to review the lists for March to War 2 with Kev. Don’t worry, Matt will be back for the next episode!
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Episode 95 - Points Update
You know how you used to be able to do triple cannon? Well, you can't anymore. BOOOOOOO!!!! Also, other point updates.
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Episode 94 - Art of War 5
Hot on the heels of late-running Episode 93 comes Episode 94 chock full of Ninth Age Battle Report goodness and widespread Uber usage.
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Episode 93 - Bristol List Review
Arriving three days after its of any use to anyone, Matt and Kev try to review 58 lists in 80 minutes whilst Kev pilots the lads South. Good luck with that!
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Episode 93 - Bristol Lists Review
Arriving three days too late to be of any use to anyone Matt and Kev try to review 58 lists in 80 minutes. Good luck with that!
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Episode 92 - Ruminations on the special scenarios at Art of War (Bristol))
Kev and Matt bring you a podette covering the special scenarios at Art Of War... So, if you're confused then maybe this will help you. Maybe...
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Episode 91 - The Masters 2023 With Ciaran Dunne
The lads are joined by newly crowned Master of the UK and ROI Ciaran Dunne to discuss the recent tournament in Durham as well as a little bit of a peep into the Vermin Swarm enthusiast's background, enjoy!
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Episode 90 - Masters List Review 2023 With Craig Johnson
The Waiting's Over!!! Here they are in all their glory! With Craig Johnson
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Episode 89 - The UK and ROI Masters Interviews with Guiem, Tom P and Wes
The lads are joined by three qualifiers for the 2023 Masters to discuss all things Ninth Age and Gin related. Including a pop quiz! Enjoy
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Episode 88 - Tranche Trois!
Fresh from the World Cup Final and possibly tipsy the lads cover the third slice of Ninth Age Update Goodness. With all you need to know about the Empire, Warriors, some other factions and Lionel Messi. Enjoy!
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Episode 87 - Updates Part Deux
Sorry it's late! Blame RL.
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Episode 86 - Updates!
It's that time of year again when we need to write new magic cards. Join Matt and Kev as they struggle through their hang overs and bring you the magic updates and KoE live from the top of a ladder.
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