PODCAST · comedy
Paltry Squabbles
by Alex Dague and Blaine Stahr
Two goofballs arguing fiercely over anything and everything!
Episodes
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Episode 35: Cum Muppets
Welcome back to Paltry Squabbles! In this episode Alex and Blaine are arguing about lifehacks and the best fruit soda flavor. Have a great time listening!Follow us on Mastodon @[email protected] and send us an email at [email protected]
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Episode 34: One Year
Welcome back to Paltry Squabbles! Join us this week for our one year anniversary episode! It's been an exciting year, so tune in to hear us reflect on it. From there we argue about Monopoly until we're talking about space and we argue about painters playing Splatoon until we're talking about…
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Episode 33: Time For Twos
WE ARE BACK BABY! Welcome back everybody to Paltry Squabbles, new and fresh in the year 2023. This week we catch up with y'all then do a part two of our classic 'Fuck Winter' bit and a part 2 of Rock Clawbster. Your in for a really fun comeback with this one folks! Follow us on Mastodon...
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Episode 32: Thanksgiving Family Feud
Welcome back to Paltry Squabbles for this wonderful Thanksgiving episode! Join Alex and Blaine as they argue about the best way to start a fight at the Thanksgiving table, the ethics of cannibalism, and the best and worst Thanksgiving foods.' Follow us on Instagram @PaltrySquabbles and send us…
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Episode 31: Grimace's Uncle
Welcome back everybody to Paltry Squabbles! Join us this week as we argue about the best McDonalds mascot, what the best kind of centaur to be is and the best energy drink on the market. follow us on Instagram @PaltrySquabbles send us on email at [email protected]
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Episode 30: The Slippery Hulk
Hello everybody and welcome back to Paltry Squabbles! Join us again in another spoooooooooky episode this week as Alex and Blaine argue about: The best Halloween pet, the best hero to take down a slippery hulk, and the better movie between Hocus Pocus and Halloweentown. Follow us on Twitter and...
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Episode 29: Timhelm Scrunt
Welcome back to this extra spoooooooooky episode of Paltry Squabbles! Join Alex and Blaine as they argue about Halloween candy, the funniest noise to make when you..... finish, and the best Halloween costume. follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PaltrySquabbles email us your topic suggestions and...
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Episode 28: Chicken Cider
Welcome back, everybody. Tune in this week to Alex and Blaine arguing about fall drinks, fall fashion, and spooky spiders and bees in this Fall-centric episode of Paltry Squabbles! As always, you can send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter and Instagram...
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Episode 27: Delicious Fermented Bird
Welcome back to Paltry Squabbles! This week Alex and Blaine argue about sandwiches, the best voice between 4 to be stuck with and the sequels to High School Musical and Camp Rock Send us your topic suggestions and thoughts to [email protected] Follow us on Twitter and Instagram...
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Episode 26: A Lime's Dirty Secret
Welcome back, everyone, to Paltry Squabbles. Listen in this week as Blaine and Alex argue what the best juice is, which practically useless super power would be best, and the best creepy pasta. You can contact us with topic suggestions and thoughts at [email protected] and you can also...
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Episode 25: Grandpa Joe is a Terrible Person
Welcome back to Paltry Squabbles! Blaine and Alex are back at it, tune in this week for arguments on: the best spongebob character, the most enticing of some mysterious doors, and which iteration of Willy Wonka's story is the best. Follow us on Twitter @paltrysquables or send us an email at...
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Episode 24: Joe Rogan's Big Titties
Welcome back to Paltry Squabbles! Join us this week with our fantastic guest Anya! We rehash old ideas, visit some new and spend a little bit of time making fun of Joe Rogan's gross nipples. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter: @PaltrySquabbles Send us your topic suggestions: [email protected]
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Episode 23: Lick The Moon
Finally back for two weeks in a row again! Join us this week as Alex and Blaine argue about the best D&D class, the best choice between a few mysterious objects and the best Godzilla monster. Enjoy! Twitter: @paltrysquabbles Email: [email protected]
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Episode 22: The Return of Huncle Tookus
We're finally back after another week off, sorry about that. Nevertheless tune in for one of the best episodes yet, listen to Blaine and Alex get angry about terrible corporations, share their opinions on a mystery scenario and just take a big dump all of Country music, the worst genre of music....
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Episode 21: Maggot Cheese
We're finally back baby! After a week off and a couple days of delayed editing Alex and Blaine are back in action. Tune in to hear arguments about the best cheese, a confusing take on a would you rather and which Disney Channel original musical is the best in the biz! As always, send your topic...
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Episode 20: Slimy Egg Boy
Wowee, 20 whole weekly episodes! We're really trucking. Tune in to episode 20 to get all the hot takes on soup, flowers, bathing in strange foods, and the worst foods in existence. As always, follow us on Twitter @paltrysquabbles and email us your thoughts and topic suggestions at...
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Episode 19: Taking Comedy To The Grave
Join us this week on Paltry Squabbles as we argue about the most overrated band, the best plan of action for an unfortunate grocery store sneeze and the dumbest internet challenges over the years. Remember to follow us on Twitter @PaltrySquabbles and send us an email with your topic suggestions…
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Episode 18: Smoking Smarties
Welcome back for another episode of Paltry Squabbles! In this episode Alex and Blaine argue about the worst candy and the best cookies. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @PaltrySquabbles and email us at [email protected]
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Episode 17: Party With the Gods
Welcome back to paltry squabbles! This week we're arguing about the better between ranch and blue cheese, would we rather be cursed with medusa or midus powers, what the best mythological god is, and what the scariest monster is. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @paltrysquabbles and email...
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Episode 16: Big Ole Gazoombas
Great to have you back for Paltry Squabbles! This week we argue about subtitles, eating DVDs vs eating books and what the best cracker is. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @PaltrySquabbles and email any topic suggestions to [email protected]
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Episode 15: Jumbo Plumper Footlong
Welcome back to Paltry Squabbles! This week we're talking about strange foods you find at the fair and the best British television series. Also, Blaine talks about a new flavor of Mountain Dew he saw at the store and just had to have. Follow us on Twitter @paltrysquabbles and send us topic...
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Episode 14: The Croc Conundrum
Tune in this week as we're joined by our wonderful guest, Brandon. He helps us along the way as we argue about peanut butter, if we'd rather use peanut butter or mayo as shampoo, the worst kind of shoe and what the best animal companion would be. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @paltrysquabbles…
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Episode 13: Stuart Little: War Criminal
Welcome back to Paltry Squabbles yet again! Join us as Alex and Blaine talk about tissue boxes, biting tongues and stubbing toes, their trip to baconfest and what the best rodent movie is. As always, remember to follow us on twitter @paltrysquabbles and email your topic suggestions to...
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Episode 12: The Movie Theater Mystery
We're back again! Blaine's a little out of his element in this one on account of eating an entire bag of pizza rolls. Regardless, joins us as we argue about glitter, whether we would rather be able to fly or breathe underwater, and what our favorite television show by the dirtbag Dan Schneider…
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Episode 11: Gifs and Gilfs
In this exciting new installment of Paltry Squabbles, get ready to hear Alex and Blaine argue about: The correct pronunciation of 'GIF', whether they would rather pay to brush their teeth or get paid not to, the best cereal in town, and whether to say dinner or supper. Follow us on twitter...
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Episode 10: Rock Clawbster
This weeks a great one, Alex and Blaine kick it off by yelling about Miracle Whip, then they shift into a 'would you rather' that quickly takes a dramatic turn. Finally, after the chill out tent, they argue about Smart Watches. If you like this episode remember to follow us on twitter...
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Episode 9: Thunder Cheeks
We've got a very special episode for you today folks. We're excited to have worked with our first ever guest, Courtney Knecht. Be sure to follow her @knechtthedot on twitter and insta. Get ready for arguments about chips, the boxcar children, mascots and finally trading cards.
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Episode 8: Clown School
We're back again, a little chattier in the intro than usual. Right after listen as we argue about sphynx cats, whether we'd rather be a teacher or clown and who the best Spiderman is. This is our longest episode yet, so buckle up, it's gonna be a great one.
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Episode 7: Hot Piss Stream
Welcome back! Enjoy listening as Alex and Blaine argue about waffles vs pancakes, introduce an exciting new bit and argue about the best board game. RIP Blaine's wine glass
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Episode 6: Double Fisting Operation
Welcome back to Paltry Squabbles, please join us as Alex and Blaine yell at each other about oreos, dinosaurs and the better show between Parks and Rec and The Office. If you have a topic suggestion for next week, be sure to email it to [email protected] or send us a message on Twitter...
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Episode 5: Don't Look That Up
Join us on our fifth episode as we argue about the best kind of stove, whether you should read an e-reader or physical book and what the best dog breed is.
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Episode 4: Battery Acid and Spinal Fluid
Join us this week as we talk about insects, fruit, good alcohol and awful alcohol.
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Episode 3: Chester's Dust
Listen in on a topical episode where we talk about the Olympics, the best chicken sandwich and Who is better, Chester Cheetah or Tony the Tiger.
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Episode 2: Impregnate My Burrito
Catch today's episode as we talk about whether Ryan or Leo is better and a whole lot about burritos. Follow us on twitter @PaltrySquabbles and if you have a topic suggestion send us an email at [email protected]
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Episode 1: Shrek Piss
Welcome to Paltry Squabbles! Join us as we argue about onions, beans and gameshows. If you have a topic suggestion please email us at [email protected] and follow us on twitter @PaltrySquabbles
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Two goofballs arguing fiercely over anything and everything!
HOSTED BY
Alex Dague and Blaine Stahr
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Two goofballs arguing fiercely over anything and everything!
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Paltry Squabbles is created and hosted by Alex Dague and Blaine Stahr.
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