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Pappi and the Pepper
by Grandpappi
We are bad at doing film reviews and struggle to stay on topic. Listen to us attempt to podcast!
Episodes
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Interview With a Vampire
Do you like gay vampires, interviews, and blonde Tom Cruise? Then you’re in for a treat because for this episode we watched “Interview With A Vampire!”
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Replicas
Does this movie even qualify as sci-fi? Join us as we talk about Keanu Reeves’ greatest flop of a movie, Replicas! All of this movie’s budget went into trying to be Iron Man, Keanu is the dumbest smart guy you’ll meet, and Ed really really needs a raise!
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Twister
For this episode of Pappi and the Pepper, we watched a true masterpiece of cinema, “Twister.” You better watch out because Bill Paxton is rubbing dirt and we’re about to Helen Hunt some tornadoes. There’s a naked corn man and Jonas’ dick comes out?! It’s a wild ride all around!
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Ghost Rider
For this episode we watched the masterpiece that is Ghost Rider! This movie showcases Nicholas Cage at peak performance as Johnny Blaze, and a version of Blackheart that looks like a gotchic dweeb. Enjoy!
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You Are Now Leaving Fear And Loathing
In this episode we’re going into bat country to bumble our way through the plot of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The fear you’ll feel is indescribable!
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16 Blocks of Fun
In this episode we discuss a bad movie about bad cops that do a bad thing™️, 16 Blocks! Bruce Willis is an alcoholic, Pappi is bad at video games, and what the hell is a Parish?
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Those Horrible Yellow Eyes
Are you sure you want to know? This episode is not for the faint of heart. We discuss Spider-Man and his poor health choices, love choices, and dad choices. And Willem Defoe is here with his horrible yellow eyes!
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Will Smith vs. The Wild West
In this episode we discuss the steampunk extravaganza of the 90s, Wild Wild West! Also, how do they piss in Star Trek? Is Will Smith a bad actor? These questions just may be answered!
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Give These People Air!
Hop on in a JohnnyCab and join us in the world of Total Recall! Cohagen is trash and Kuato is oily, but we’re loving this vacay to Mars!
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Agoraphobia and Neighborly Spying
We’re back baby! Starting off a new season of Pappi and the Pepper with murder, intrigue, and...agoraphobia? Make sure you close your blinds because we’re watching Woman in the Window!
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An Extraordinary Season 1 Finale!
Well folks, it’s this first season’s final episode of Pappi and the Pepper! For it we finally talk about The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Drive with a few tangents along the way. We hope to come back soon after a brief hiatus better than ever!
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Bad Luck to Kill a Seabird!
In this episode, we discuss the theories and hidden meanings of The Lighthouse. What’s with all the masturbation?! Oh yeah, and American Graffiti was there too I guess.
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Live Long and Semper Fi Motherfucker
In this house we love and appreciate Karl Urban who was in both the movies we discuss in this episode: Doom and Star Trek. Pepper is loopy, but these movies are great!
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A Serious Asparagus
Teletubies are weird and Jonah was a dick. In this episode we tried something new! We watched two movies (Jonah: A Veggietales Movie and A Serious Man) and found the parallels between them no matter how hard it was to do so.
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Oh Heck You’re Darn Tootin’
We’re cooperating here! We watched Fargo and talked about the darn movie! An-and, we’re cooperating! Also, goofy northern accents and shouldn’t all states just be squares?
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The Tragedy of Scream Team
The tragedy was that we had to watch this movie! Ha! Yes folks, for this episode we watched a Disney Channel original from the early 00s, The Scream Team. Halloween is over, why are we still watching spooky movies?
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Spooky Scary Raimi-tons
Happy Halloween! For this frightening episode of Pappi and The Pepper we watched the frightening film, Evil Dead! A Sam Raimi movie that features almost as many screaming women as his Spider-Man trilogy.
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No Thank You, Next
Why the hell did we watch this movie? No reason. This week we watched the perfectly pretentious piece of garbage that stars a piece of garbage, Rubber! A movie that’s as boring as a tire is murderous.
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Indiana Jones: Temple of Kazoos
Spielberg probably should have stuck with evil nazis. In this episode we discuss the many many MANY offensive things about Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom! Also, what’s up with Missouri? Is it Midwest or South?
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The Rare Acid Spitting Zumzizeroo
Is anyone else uncomfortable watching Mike Myers run around in a giant cat costume? Well, too bad because today we’re talking about the fever dream of a movie, The Cat in the Hat!
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Assholes Are Worse Than Zombies
We’re back babey! After a short break we’re back with a zombo movie where a single asshole businessman does more damage than the actual zombies. It’s Train to Busan!
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Zodi-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
For this episode we watched a movie about a mysterious killer who writes letters and gets away with the help of police incompetence. That’s right, it’s Zodiac!
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Speak Up Keanu!
Today we discuss Constantine, a movie that we don’t remember! Seriously, I don’t recall a lot about it, but I also couldn’t hear most of it!
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Whacking Off A Poltergeist
This week’s movie is Poltergeist, a “horror” movie for children. Pepper gets scared two (2) times, dogs are always the best character, and that phrase doesn’t mean what you think it means Pappi!
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So, When Do The Parasites Come In?
Today’s film of choice is Parasite! A gut-busting comedy set in South Korea that is in no way a psychological thriller that kinda creeps you out! According to Hulu, at least.
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All Dogs Go To Heaven
All dogs should and apparently do go to heaven unless they cheat death just like in today’s movie of discussion “All Dogs Go To Heaven!” In this episode we discuss the maturity and great literary devices used in this nightmare-inducing childhood favorite.
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More Like Starship Poopers
We discuss the film Starship Troopers and, boy, are there a lot of references to fascism or what? Also, why do we always manage to circle back to Spongebob Squarepants?
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Worms Without Strings
We talk about the worms of Tremors and Dune. Two completely different stories! Throw in some Autopsy of Jane Doe and Kevin Bacon and you got a hardy breakfast!
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We Don't Know How to Podcast: The Sequel
In this episode we do terrible film reviews on Back to the Future 3, Dunkirk, and Pet Semetary! Hey, why don't we both watch the same movie and review it? Wouldn't that be a better method of reviewing films for a podcast?
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We Don't Know How to Podcast
This is our first episode of Pappi and the Pepper! We talk about Everybody Loves Raymond, Back to the Future, and the awkwardness of familial interactions. Seriously, what's with all the hugging?!
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