Pappy's Bangers And Mash

I'm doing a poo it's pbam 3:2! Listener dear I really am doing a poo as I write this!! But don't let that distract you from this smashing job lot of chat and fun with your three favourite podcasters. Speaking of job lot I've now finished my poo! Onwards!! Enjoy!!

Staring straight into the sun it's PBam 3.1. As the sun rises in your ear canal on a brand new year - the three shamans of podcasting Clark, Crosby and Parry whisper into a solstice of chat fun and guff to bless the 12 months ahead. Hear we go listener dear!! 'tis the age of Earquarius.

Into the manger we delve for PBam 2.12 as the Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh of the podcasting world meet atop a hill to follow the star all the way to your ear canal. Wake the shepherd and tell him it's worth a listen as Tom, Matthew and Ben pretty much discuss Christmas number ones until Baby Jesus is ready to say 'Christmas'.

Turn it up to eleven it's PBam 2.11. An early PBam drops just in time to save the world as your favourite podcasting triple threat - Clark, Crosby and Parry - wade in to the world of politics. No space for bangers just white hot topical chat. Move over Paxman. Your days are numbered. In your ears in your week!

Monarch of the glen its PBam 2.10! Your three favourite candidates for president of the United Casts of Poderica are back with their best campaign yet! Cast your vote for chat, bangers and high jinx as these three go head to head debating such political hot potatoes as kitchens, ghosts and all kinds of nonsense! God bless the ear canal!

Nickle and Dime it's PBam 2.9. Your three fave word bakers are back! So set your ear ovens to chat as Ben, Matthew and Tom serve up a fresh batch of piping hot fun! Kneading away at such topics as uncles, horses and Neil Young - let's find out if the Bangers and Mash comes out perfectly risen. Ready, steady, Chat!

Greetings listener dear!! You may or may not know that, as well as your beloved PBaM, we also have a live podcast called Flatshare Slamdown. If you aren't already a listener we thought we'd give you a chance to hop on board the Flatslam Podbus by popping a classic Flatslam on your PBaM feed. Don't worry you'll also be getting your regular ear-canal filling portion of bangers and mash on the 15th. If you enjoy it you can get all the episodes from our chums at British Comedy Guide: comedy.co.uk/pfs Series 6, Episode 4 (Flatpack Furniture) Matt Forde and Marcel Lucont are on hand to help and/or hinder the assembly of a load of Flatpack Furniture. Also... Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin live on through our panellists mouths, we get all sexy as the panel re-enact some booty calls and then cool down again just in time to help an audience member with an infestation of pimps.

Wills & Kate! It's PBam 2.8. Sound the fanfare as the bronze, silver and gold medalists of podcasting hop aboard the podium of sound and sing their national anthems of chat and laugh down your ear canal at world record pace. In a race towards your heart and mind, they cover such events as zorbs, balloons and robots. On your marks- get set- BAM!!

Road trip to Devon, it's PBam 2.7!! The three horseman of the aPODcalypse are galloping back into town. Join Ben (pestilence) Matthew (war) and Tom (both famine and greed) as they jump the fences of sketch and chat and gallop though such topics as wigs, dens, big roll and the true identity of producer Pegs. Giddyup!!

Kicking against the pricks, it's PBam 2.6. The bangers and mashers return in a 1-1-1 formation (Crosby-Clark-Parry) and with only one strategy, all out attack of chat on the listener dears ear canal! Finally tackling the big topics of plastic and parenthood, will they score a hat trick of chat, sketch and joy?! Yes they will! 3-0!!

Licence to drive it's PBam 2.5!! The Clarkson, Hammond and May of podcasts rev their mouths and slide their chat into top gear as they speed headlong down your ear canal direct to your brain, picking up speeding tickets of hilarity en route. Wrapping, The Sound Of Music and mashed potato! Mirror, signal, GO!!

Unscrew and pour - it's PBam 2.4. Our fearless explorers Matthew, Tom and Ben have strapped on their crampons, readied their climbing rope and launched a full scale expedition of your very ear canal. It's a dinner party for your brain as we serve up a feast of puzzles, movies and anecdotes. Come let us feast our ears. You can find the PBaM crossword here: https://crosswordlabs.com/view/pbam

To you to me! It's PBam 2.3. To you dear listener! The three original gangsters of podcasting load their 'clips' into their 'gats' (but think 'words' instead of 'clips' and 'mouths' instead of 'gats') and 'shoot' you in your 'face' with their 'WordBullets' ('talk at you', 'ears', 'WordBullets') This fortnight they target the art world so stitch your ear back on and cheer up Van Gogh! In your ears! In your week!

Hullaballoo! It's PBaM 2.2. Call Desmond the ArchBishop and tell him his three most trustworthy podcasters are back to adorn the online airwaves with decorative chat and shiny sketches! Your ears may well shit themselves with joy as such subjects as god, summer fetes and words all get the PBaM makeover! Enjoy!

With the rise of the sun - it's PBaM 2 point 1!! Everyone's three favourite podcasters rear their ugly heads and welcome a brave new dawn of bold chat, brave sketches and fearless codswallop as we take you, dear listener, by the ear and head into a new era of PBaM. Let's kick things off with sexting, the 90's and Cluedo shall we?

P-Bam is back. Yes! Your one-time favourite podcast returns with all new episodes. Award winning sketch team, Pappy’s (Ben Clark, Matthew Crosby and Tom Parry), record themselves having a chat then write sketches based on that chat. They then mix the sketches back into the chat like bangers into mash.

Want plenty more? It's P­BAM 24! Podcast ahoy dear listener! We're back sailing down your ear canal and into your week with a purely mash based P­BAM or P­MAM (Mash and Mash) if you will. Where Ben, Matthew and Tom junk the juicy bangers of sketch so we can dive head first into one massive steaming pile of mash that attempts to deal with the circus, pagans and farts. Full Mash Ahead!

Put 2 sugars in ya tea, it's P­BAM 23! Our three swashbuckling podcasteers Matthew, Ben and Tom hop on their chat horses, place their razor sharp sketches in their scabbards and cry 'all for one and one for sketches and chat' as they tilt their trusty steeds at such windmills of conversation as surnames, teams and tattoos. CHAAAARGE!... your listening device to ensure you don't run out of battery half way through.

HELLO YOU! It's P­BAM 22. Ben, Matthew and Tom return from their enforced exodus in the podcast free desert and hurl themselves into the lush waters of the oasis that is P­BAM. Bathing in such hydrating topics as patriotism, owls and the fabric of time itself. Come on in dear listener, the water (podcast) is lovely (about 35 mins long).

Tango and Cash! It's a full plate of Mash. Greetings Dear Listener! Prepare to enjoy this MEAT FREE serving of PBAM where the bangers have been thrown out to make way for extra mash as Matthew, Ben and Tom tackle such pertinent issues as underwater surveillance, vegetarian haggis and angry tears. Also they make a big announcement!! Hells Bells. Get into it dear listener. mash mash mash.

Smiles a plenty it's P­BAM 20! The boys are back in town! If by 'town' you mean 'podcast where topics are discussed and sketches written'. This time around detectives! Buses! Secret clubs! Who could ask for more? Enjoy, dear listener!

Quick! Grab Pauline, it's PBAM­19! Hold the front page dear listener, because Ben, Matthew and Tom are back to chat tents, the masculine and feminine and of course nudity. All with barmy sketches thrown in too. You may now release the front page and listen. Enjoy!

Like nothing you've ever seen, it's P­BAM 18! The mercurial chatters Ben, Matthew and Tom plough through such rich topics as survival tactics, memory tricks and The Knowledge, and for the first time ever meddle with the format! Oh brave new world! Enjoy!

Bake my bean it's P­BAM 17! Harry Potter, going digitally native and tongue twisters? 'Yes please!' say Ben, Matthew and Tom as they discuss all this and more. Get amongst it team!

Lean and mean, it's P­BAM 16! As the podcast comes of age, are Ben, Matthew and Tom getting broody? Let's find out as they decide the names of their children, discuss Walt Disney's frozen head and search for buried treasure. In your ears! In your week!

Hot on the scene it's P­BAM 15! Sketches, chat and action as the boys bandy around such conversational hot potatoes as doctors, library fines and asthma inhalers. Turn on, tune in and pod out!

God Save the Queen, it's P­BAM 14! This time around Ben, Matthew and Tom charge full tilt at such windmilling topics as the 4 seasons, pterodactyls and celebrity eccentricity. Have a good one team!

Unlucky for no­some, it's P­BAM 13! Ben, Matthew and Tom celebrate the now teenage podcast by talking dream bedrooms, towels and bodily functions as sketch and chat collide. Enjoy!

P­BAM 12 is here and dozen it feel good? So watch out Scandinavia, public transport and inanimate objects ­ Ben, Matthew and Tom are about to discuss the heck out of you in their usual pile of chat, sketches and guff.

The Ritzy's Nightclub sketch taken from the Pappy's Bangers And Mash podcast.

Pappy's Bangers And Mash is 11 episodes old and Ben, Matthew and Tom celebrate by chatting 'bout all kinds of things ­ meeting mayors, blogging elves and centre partings ­ turn up the volume and have a listen (but not too loud)!

It's PBAM:X everyone! (that's ten in roman numerals!!) and Ben, Matthew and Tom grapple with new jeans, Henry Kelly's blink and romantic gestures. So press play, stand well back and listen but don't stand too far back or you won't hear it! Enjoy!

It's another episode of PBAM!

Ding Dong! Pappy's are at it again with P­BAM 8, in which Ben, Matthew and Tom (alphabetical order) bandy around such topics as the right time to celebrate Christmas, sneezing in public and the origin of fairy tales. READY, STEADY, LISTEN TO IT!

Well here it is, hot off the press, it's P­BAM Episode 7! Where Matthew, Ben and Tom confess their most embarrassing moments, fathom out the best way to love life and set up a rather controversial after school club. Strong stuff, team!

Normally we like to keep P­BAM intros unscripted and spontaneous ­sometimes we'll do a couple of takes­ but P­BAM 6 had a somewhat difficult birth and as I cut it into something we could use for the podcast, I thought you might enjoy a glimpse behind the semi­professional sheen...

It's P­Bam 6, everyone (or P­Bix if you fancy calling it that)! More sketches and chat from Ben, Matthew and Tom, and this time out we get a bit philosophical, covering some pretty heavy subjects like the Apocalypse, facing your fears and death! Blimey! Let's hope we manage to keep it cheerful, eh?

Blimey it's been a while. Well apologies for our massive summer break but here it is! P­BAM 5. The Return! Worth the wait? Let's find out as Ben, Matthew and Tom sing a little too much, contemplate method acting and pick tiny highlights out of songs. Enjoy!

Whose at the door? It's PBAM 4! In which Ben, Matthew and Tom discuss the Queen's honours list, mothers and daughters and the devil himself. Nicknames are revealed, impressions are performed and Downton Abbey will never seem the same again. Wowsers!

Ben, Matthew and Tom jostle with such burning issues as how talcum powder is made, the worst ways to travel to work and what Kirsty Wark sings in the shower. Plus the new best selling book 'My life As A Judge' and a little bit too much talk of boobs.

In this episode Ben, Matthew and Tom discuss foxes, the talented Wainwright family, wind instruments and underwater creatures. Plus Slap Bass!!

Bangers and Mash is a brand new show from award winning sketch team Pappy's. It is a heady cocktail of impromptu conversation and scripted comedy. The three members of Pappy's ­ Ben, Matthew and Tom ­ record themselves in conversation and then after re-listening to the chat, write short scripted sketches around the topics that cropped up. These sketches are then re­edited into the chat itself. It might be easier to imagine that the conversation is a bowl of mashed potato and the sketches are the bangers that are cooked afterwards and placed in the mash. Or it might not. Enjoy!!