PODCAST · comedy
Paras1te
by Milan Jesse
Two hosts engage in non-symbiotic parasitism.
Episodes
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episode 57 - Frankensteins' dick w/ Kirzia Steele
We talk about vampires, Frankenstein, Cultural Appropriation, and DDR
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Episode 56 - The Long Shot w/ Mike and Harpal
We talk about Candyman, lost keys, and snipers assistants
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Episode 55 - Little Stinker's Magical Stinkhole Land w/ Jeia Villacis
Jeia and Jesse tell Milan about their Magical vacation to an undisclosed amusement park in Anaheim, CA. They won't say where they went, but let's just call it the happiest place on earth. Follow us on IG @paras1tepodcast Also, follow Jesse and Milan on IG
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Episode 54 - Shoplifting Tips w/ Farah and Noora
Our most popular guest duo is back. You asked for it! We listened. Noora and Farah talk to us about walk scores, bicentennial eggs, souped up macbook pros, and how to commit low level crimes WITHOUT getting caught. Please listen to this episode. We desperately need the clicks, or we'll be kicked...
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Episode 53 - Meat Brain w/ Eli Lutsky
Eli Lutsky hangs out with us to talk about barbershop quartets, stupid hippies, and pooping on the side of the road (like in Nomadland)
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Episode 52: Body Modifications w/ Tara McGorry
We hung out with Tara to talk about grizzly man, chambermaids, and jerking off. It's a lottttt of fun
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episode 51 - the imagining w/ Ed and Zach
we sit down with ed and Zach and get some hardcore imagining done
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Episode 50 - millennial diapers w/ avalon willows
we talk about watching dragonball z and drinking and shit
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episode 49- the eye of a hurricane w/ Camarin and Collin
Camarin and Collin join us to talk about hurricanes and cool shit that they remember from the 90s
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Episode 48 - Ghoul's Rules w/ Chris and Rob
Aye bruddah. Chris Wu and Robert Miller are with us for another long ass episode. But it's really funny! So listen to the whole thing. We're talking about more shit than you can carry in a bindle and we're transcending past magic eye books, lady bugs, and nude Mario so shut the fuck up and let…
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Episode 47 - Getting Cheffed up w/ Gerardo and Josh
We're sweating bullets in the kitchen. The burners are on high and we're stirring up a rue that'll make your mouth water. Josh and Gerardo join us to talk about online slur filters, metal detecting, renaissance fairs, roast battles, and Asimov's 3 laws of friggin robotics. Check out their…
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Episode 46 - big m&m w/ Molly and Hannah
Our friends Molly and Hannah give us a crash course in YA fiction, the custom t-shirt industry, and horse modeling. Jesse shares more business ideas he has. you can catch 'em both on twitter: @normal_and_nice ; @mollysgm
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episode 45- the Texas accent w/ Jace
Jace hangs out with us to tell us how disgusting the texan people
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Episode 43 - Truth or Dare Jenga w/ Alan Santiago
Our funny friend Alan joins us to talk about kill bill, the macaroni grill, being a prince, wrestling, homelessness, and 1960's advertisements.
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Episode - 41 - Favorite shapes w/Harpal and Mike
Harpal and Mike join us to talk about their favorite shapes and colors and birds
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Episode 40 - Espresso Martini w/ Noora and Farah
Noora and Farah join us from the tallest hotel in Bahrain (10 stories high) to talk about carnivals, newsreading, batman high school, rock paper scissors, scarecrows, magicians, and being a karen vs. a wimp. It's all business folks. So if you're here for a light-hearted discussion of mouse traps...
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Episode 39 - The 4th Migo w/ Zach Gabriel and Massive Edward
Hello my little devils. You've wandered into the forbidden crypt. THis week Massive Edward and Zach join us to revel in blood and debauchery as we discuss KISS, Noise music, Cryptocurrency, scams at the Apple store, and childhood mischief. Take delight as we ravage the corpse of civil discourse.
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Episode 37 - Talking About Meats w/ Shaliek Jenkins and Everett Byram
Everett and Shaliek hang out with us. We talk about strip clubs, dmt vapes, mouse traps, weird al, having your rapist die, and the McRib.
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Episode 36 - Filipino Slip n Slide w/ Shain Brenden
Shain Brenden join us to talk about BLM slush funds, drinking at his favorite bar, old people lying, and how he feels about comedy listen to his podcast ASSVILLE (follow @assvillepod on IG)
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Episode 33 - Remedial Math w/ Kirzia Steele
Kirzia joins us to talk about math, her ideal pet, and coping with poverty. Jesse tells one of his sad American tales. Milan offers career advice and asks all the wrong questions. Listen to Kirzia's podcast: Podpaganda
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Episode 32 - Farah The Ghost w/ Farah and Noora [redacted]
Noora was supposed to be here too but she had massive wifi issues (we reference her many times). We hurtle through space as Farah leads us on a journey of love, loss, pain and (of course) the afterlife as we know it. Follow us on Twitter: Farah - @gmorningflowers Milan - @milan_patel Jesse -...
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Episode 29 - What would you do? w/ Lupe Estrada
Our friend Lupe Christian Estrada joins us remotely from the Netherlands and we talk about a whole mess o things: intervening in public altercations, glory holes, and the state of comedy in Amsterdam. follow him on IG: @lupe.christ.estrada and twitter: @christestrada
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Episode 28 - rapid butt covid testing w/ Jace Avery
We talk with Jace about covid testing, rural texas, stand your ground law, and a bunch of other shit.
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Episode 27 - Dobby vs. Gollum w/ Harpal Khosla and Mike Mullen
We have our friends Mike Mullen and Harpal Khosla on to debate important issues: America's Funniest Home Videos vs. Ridiculousness, Dobby vs. Gollum, and the which race's cuisine is most superior. Actually, we talk about a lot of junk and these are just some of the subjects. Join us weary…
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Episode 26 - Devil's Advocate w/ Farah and Noora
Our friends Farah ( @gmorningflowers on twittter) and Noora ( @lunch__alfresco ) bless us by joining the podcast to talk about good manners, airplanes, magicians, and the dark prince himself.
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Episode 25 - Laughy The Laughing Car w/ Zach Gabriel & Massive Edward
Our raunchy pals Zach and Massive Edward join us to talk about homies figurines, kanye's new shoes, and drive-in movies. It's a fuckin raunchy 3 hr romp through synthesthesia-filled laugh attack and your the guest most honored.
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Episode 24 - Jeia's Little Secret w/ Jeia Villacis
Jeia's back! We're talking findom (what's new?), childhood memories (what's new?), shitty mamba art, and kitchen nightmaressss. C'mon you got nothing better to do. Sit back, grab some sour apple pucker shnapps 'n ice, and reeelaxxx
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Episode 23 - The Bubble Man pt. 2 w/ Robert Miller & Chris Wu
Ah shit. I just remembered to upload pt. 2 of this convo. A couple of us had to take a piss and drink a beer in the middle ya know, but then we got back to talking and we got into some gooooood shit ma friend.
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Episode 22 - The Bubble Man pt. 1 w/ Robert Miller & Chris Wu
Ooooooo it's a 2 parter cuz we got two guestttttsss. Our friends Robert Miller and Chris Wu join us to discuss robot dogs, bubbling, and too much other shit! We're 4 wolves on the loose and this podcast is our moon.
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Episode 21 - Metal Gear Edward w/ Massive Edward
Our friend Massive Edward hangs and talks about how Americans are pussies and also the philosophical merits of metal gear solid
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Episode 20 - Fight Club for Dummies
Zach Gabriel joins us to talk about uhhh being an accountant for the mob, people's infatuation with serial killers, birthday boys, ugly americans and uhhh dude he's just our friend. listen.
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Episode 19 - Avalon in Paris w/ Avalon Willows
Our good friend Avalon Willows joins Jesse and Milan for a final adieu before she escapes from LA and moves to the beautiful city of Paris....or somewhere else.
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Episode 17 - Scam Defense Tips w/ Jeia Villacis
Our first guest! Jeia joins us to talk about hippie boyfriends, 23 and me, and seeks advice on how to avoid getting scammed.
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Episode 16 - Hustle vs. Grind
It's the smoke episode. There's a lot of forest fires. We don't talk about that. Jesse pitches Milan business ideas.
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Episode 15 - Notorious P.I.G.
We de talk rachel dolezal, jackass, scams, rob deerdeck, and desecrate biggie's legacy. ENJOY!
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Episode 14 - Milan Gets Real
We're talkin' bout protest larping, old school animation (kind've), dads, and idk what else. Just listen.
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Episode 13: The Seven Deadly Friends
We talk about brits, ghosts, FRIENDS, MJ documentary, and Lizzo. Follow on IG: @paras1tepodcast, @milanpatelhaha, @jesseleevillacis Twitter: @milan_patel, @jessevillacis
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Episode 12: We Miss The Old Kanye
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Episode 11: Jessie's Got A Gun
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Episode 10: Wuthering Heights
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Episode 9: The Artist Formerly Known As Jesse
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Episode 8: Ms. Pacman
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Episode 7: Erotic Literature
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Episode 6: Childhood Trauma
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Episode 4: Upper Management With Wilfred Padua
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Episode 3: The Child Chef
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Episode 2: qwerttjdoms
Follow us: Twitter: @milan_patel , @jessevillacis Instagram: @milanpatelhaha , @babyje$se
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Two hosts engage in non-symbiotic parasitism.
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Milan Jesse
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Two hosts engage in non-symbiotic parasitism.
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