Pardon My Take

Football is back and we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then recap every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:12:59) Bills 36, Texans 31 (00:12:59-00:25:39) Lions 31, Saints 30 (00:25:39-00:38:24) Bengals 33, Bucs 27 (00:38:24-00:43:51) Ravens 41, Colts 23 (00:43:51-00:54:38) Bears 49, Panthers 37 (00:54:38-01:05:08) Steelers 20, Falcons 13 (01:05:08-01:18:02) Jets 23, Titans 10 (01:18:02-01:34:23) Jaguars 34, Browns 10 (01:34:23-01:47:42) Raiders 27, Dolphins 13 (01:47:42-01:57:42) Vikings 39, Packers 22 (01:57:42-02:09:19) Cardinals 26, Chargers 14 (02:09:19-02:22:45) Eagles 24, Commanders 22 (02:22:45-02:39:38) Giants 28, Cowboys 20 (02:39:38-02:43:05) We then finish with who's back of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

CFB Week 1 is in the books and we had start to finish chaos with Umass beating Rutgers to kick it off, FSU/SMU in a power delay, Michigan's Hail Mary, Ohio State's senior day and tons more (00:00:00-00:32:39). Tua is named starter for the Falcons, we talk timezones and get ready for more football this week (00:32:39-00:50:07). Who's back of the week including our Fantasy Team after Jerry O'Connell drafts our 2026 squad plus Big Cat completes his very stupid 100 burger challenge (00:50:07-01:11:31). Andy Staples joins the show to break down Week 1, winners and losers, who looked good, who should be worried, where does Dabo go from here and more (01:11:31-01:54:27). Western Michigan Head Coach Lance Taylor joins the show to talk about the heartbreak at the big house, how he has his team getting off the mat, and some ideas for offense from the guys (01:54:27-02:14:45). We finish with Max back from his honeymoon plus giftsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

The Clippers are in NBA Jail. We talk about the massive penalty Adam Silver laid down on the Clippers after the Kawhi/Tree Scandal. Possible alternative punishments and winners and losers (00:00:00-00:21:16). CFB Week 1, Tiger and Romo taking Ubers and other stories (00:21:16-00:32:23). Zac and Hank have their Mt Rushmore duel to finish off Mt Rushmore season (00:32:23-00:57:13). Stavros Halkias stops by in studio to talk about his new special out September 8th on Netflix, Ravens, the fact that idiots like us are doing well and tons more (00:57:13-02:07:52). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Hank has an existential Golf crisis after the Grudge Match in Florida.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

We’re on the eve of real football and we’re ready. The Angels are being sold. Week 1 CFB picks and more (00:00:00-00:23:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Barstool hiring a PFT opp, Zac’s future date, the Cubs roller coaster and more (00:23:22-00:59:21). Mt Rushmore of household items you could use as a weapon (00:59:21-01:14:36). Brandon Walker and Tom Fornelli join the show to preview the 2026 CFB season. We crown Tom our CFB expert, who’s going to sneak into the playoffs, Heisman picks and the playoff draft (01:14:36-02:37:42). We finish with guys on chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

Football preseason is over and cut day has arrived but the biggest story in sports is Daejon Love the guy who has been pretending to be a 49ers wide receiver, scamming women out of thousands of dollars (00:00:00-00:15:58). Cut day, NFL preseason is complete and we talk some CFB Week Zero, PCA's insane run and Michael Block is so back (00:15:58-00:51:53). Who's back of the week including Jaylen Brown's farewell party and some breaking zoo news (00:51:53-01:16:50). Pete Prisco joins us to preview the upcoming NFL season, what has happened to the passing game in the NFL, which teams he's high on and which teams he think will underperform and more (01:16:50-02:11:01). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Heavy ThingsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

The finale of our Camp Barstool week. We’re now New York Times Best Sellers (00:00:00-00:11:57). The Pro Bowl and ESPN bottom line are now dead and Week Zero is here plus we give out some early NFL futures (00:11:57-00:39:32). Mt Rushmore of Worst States (00:39:32-01:02:51). Jerry O’Connell’s 2026 Fantasy Preview going through the whole league and a special poem for Max (01:02:51-02:44:40). We finish with Fyre fest of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

We’re live from Barstool Camp and Jed York had himself a night in Ohio. We talk about that and Deshaun Watson named Browns starter (00:00:00-00:21:31). Yet another new uniform drop has hit the NFL (00:21:31-00:42:14). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:42:14-01:06:16) . Mt Rushmore Of Non Ball Sport Items (01:06:16-01:24:35). Chris Long joins the show to talk some NFL, which teams he’s high on, changing coordinators and more (01:24:35-02:16:42). Seth Wickersham joins the show to talk about his new book “Be On That Hill," his career covering the NFL, owners in the league, biggest stories and more (02:16:42-03:14:23). We finish with guys on chicksYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

Deshaun Watson would like everyone to please stop boo'ing him as the Browns found a way to have a newsworthy preseason postgame press conference (00:00:00-00:13:23). We talk other preseason stories and are ready for real football (00:13:23-00:27:33). Hank attended the last LIV event ever in Indianapolis on Friday (00:27:33-00:54:44). Who's back of the week including Gruden + Big Cat has entered the NIL game (00:54:44-01:19:02). Stanford Steve joins the show to talk CFB, wings, Do we trust Oregon? Why Indiana feels disrespected again, Top 5 teams in the SEC and why its Notre Dame's year (01:19:02-02:22:20). We finish with Mt Rushmore of emojis.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

Max is on his way to his 2 week honeymoon and we’re going to miss him (00:00:00-00:04:08). Training camp updates, including stats from Hank (00:04:08-00:15:17). The Mark Walter’s thing is getting weirder and the Dodgers may be in trouble soon (00:15:17-00:24:54). Big Cat is now a finalist for Akron OC and more (00:24:54-00:39:54). Mt Rushmore of things we could master overnight (00:39:54-01:01:29). Max Strus joins the show (taped Tuesday before he was traded) to talk ball, his career, possible headbutts, Bball Paul, and his upcoming charity event on Sunday in Chicago (01:01:29-01:33:53). We finish with Fyre fest of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

Pardon My Book is officially out and we talk about the book and it finally being released (00:00:00-00:06:29). We need to turn training camp injuries off and other national sports podcast topics (00:06:29-00:24:00). Mt Rushmore of things guys keep for too long (00:24:00-00:46:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including pmt getting soft and coke rings at Penn State (00:46:40-01:08:02). Pete Crow Armstrong joins the show to talk about his incredible season thus far, defensive philosophies, conspiracy theories, hitting walk offs and the best dinosaurs that could play in the MLB (01:08:02-01:54:42). Joe Buck joins the show to talk football, writing the foreword for our book, the upcoming Super Bowl, his tv show and more (01:54:42-02:32:19. We finish with listener FAQ’s about the bookYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

The World Cup has been incredible and Balogun's red card has been suspended and he's ready to play against Belgium. The world is mad at the US but we don't care, we do the talking on the pitch. We talk about the incredible World Cup games including Mexico vs England, Argentina vs Cape Verde, And Croatia vs Portugal (00:00:00-00:37:52). Who's back of the week including Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have officially married. Dudes are back as Joey Chestnut wins again and the English fan sitting at a pub for 2 weeks as his entire family thinks he's dead (00:37:52-00:55:01). Mt Rushmore of weapons (00:55:01-01:21:34). Brian Windhorst joins the show to talk NBA Free Agency, defend his Trae Young take vs PFT, where will Lebron go next, the Jaylen Brown trade still not making much sense and more (01:21:34-02:23:52). We finish with lottery ballYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

Lebron has told the Lakers he doesn't work there anymore and is now a free agent. We talk about how much of a bummer Lebron going to Golden State would be plus Kawhi back to the Raptors (00:00:00-00:26:20). USMNT has a must win on Wednesday and we talk about how awesome the World Cup has been plus FreddyLA7 has been bullied offline (00:26:20-00:49:47). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Caitlin Clark update, Josh Naylor might be a psycho, Malik Beasley and more (00:49:47-01:11:45). John Smoltz joins the show to talk baseball, golf, 90's Braves and tons more (01:11:45-02:00:33). We then do our Dingers only Fantasy baseball draft.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

The World Cup Bracket is out for the knockout stage and we talk about the final games of the Group Stage (00:00:00-00:25:44). Phil Mickelson is in it again, getting kicked out of a couple more clubs. We talk some nationals sports podcast topics (00:25:44-00:40:10). Who's back of the week including Jaylen Brown getting criticized online, someone pooped at a Noah Kahan concert and Messi's free kick may have been rigged (00:40:10-00:58:56). Mt Rushmore of American attractions foreigners should visit (00:58:56-01:25:39). Dave Portnoy joins the show to talk about his new book "Cancel Me If You Can" to talk about Barstool's rise, the BVT sliding doors, Hank almost quitting and a lot more (01:25:39-02:24:03). Zach Top joins us in studio to talk about his rise to country stardom, being an AWL, life on the road, Cal Raleigh and more.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

We start the show live during the last 10 minutes of the USMNT loss to Turkey (00:00:00-00:17:56). We talk Lamelo Ball to the Timberwolves and a rapid fire national sports podcast topics including MLB lockout, Terrion Arnold, Caitlin Clark and more. The USMNT's loses to Turkey and Hank wants to clarify his thoughts on soccer (00:17:56-00:30:16). Mt Rushmore of Household Appliances (00:30:16-00:57:05). Chicago Bears QB Caleb Williams joins the show to talk about his offseason, being on the cover of Madden, the incredible 2025 season, getting better for next season and more (00:57:05-01:33:55). Joel Klatt joins the show to talk CFB, voicing the new CFB 27 game, Sorsby, future CFP expansion and more (01:33:55-02:07:58). We finish with fyre fest of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

The NBA Draft first round happened in Brooklyn on Tuesday night and the picks went about how everyone expected. PFT is all wizzed up even though some are calling the Trae Young contract the worst contract in the NBA. Giannis traded to the Heat and Jaylen Brown is now left in no mans land (00:00:00-00:29:10). Ronaldo has finally entered the 2026 World Cup and claims he's back and more soccer talk (00:29:10-00:38:02). Mt Rushmore of Hard to Spell Words (00:38:02-00:59:36). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dusty May to the Mavs, Sorsby has nowhere to go and more (00:59:36-01:22:23). Wyndham Clark joins the show to talk about his US Open at Shinnecock, the fans hating him on Sunday, opening up some grape, and a hilarious Baker Mayfield story (01:22:23-01:47:30). USMNT Captain Tim Ream joins the show to talk about the World Cup, the vibe shift with Poch as Head Coach, how far this team can go and more (01:47:30-02:14:55). We finish with guys on chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

Wyndham Clark wins the US Open at Shinnecock after getting hated on all weekend and we talk about the tournament plus Wyndham's past with locker rooms (00:00:00-00:31:44). We talk World Cup and USMNT is the best ever plus NBA Draft coming up (00:31:44-00:46:39). Who's back of the week including Guy in a bathtub full of beans, Serena Williams and more (00:46:39-01:13:27). Max Homa joins the show to break down the US Open, the crowds hating Wyndham, how he hit the eagle on 16, plus golf etiquette questions (01:13:27-01:52:06). George Kittle joins the show to talk TEU, his rehab from his Achilles, how much he loves football, Brandon Aiyuk and more (01:52:06-02:26:06). We finish with Mt Rushmore of Deli MeatsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

The Sixers have been bounced from the playoffs in a sweep by the Knicks who are absolutely rolling and Max answers questions while soggy (00:00:00-00:31:54). We talk NBA Playoffs and the Thunder look unstoppable. NBA Draft Lottery and the Wizards get the first pick (00:31:54-00:54:51). Who's back of the week including Grit Week next week and we need an AWL's help in Jacksonville (00:54:51-01:14:35). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk playoff hockey, the Leafs new GM, Gronk calling him out and more (01:14:35-02:12:33). We finish with Timberwolves/Spurs and lottery balls.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

The Last Dance is finally here and we review the first 2 episodes. Jerry Krause is America's new villain and the MJ clips were incredible. (2:30-24:54) Who's back of the week including Coach Duggs and beach bods. (24:55-40:58) NFL Draft preview with NFL Network's Daniel Jeremiah, why is Tua slipping? What position is deepest, what war rooms look like, and what scouts get wrong in the NFL. (42:49-1:20:17) Segments include 2 take quakes, (1:22:20-1:28:30) Mt Flushmore of toppings, (1:28:45-1:43:50) and Deep Dive with Billy Football as he explains his Beserker Bunker that he built by himself. Plus he may now own a zoo? Kind of concerning (1:45:12-1:59:48)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

We got some Friday energy even though Jay Glazer didn’t deliver good news (2:27 - 10:56). Jay joins us to explain the national news Wednesday night and apologizes to all of us dumb football fans (10:56 - 22:54). Fyre Fest of the week, we all suck at video games (22:54 - 37:47). Buffalo Bills GM Brandon Beane joins the show to talk about the upcoming draft, DraftJoshAllen.com, draft war rooms and how much the name Beane helps in Front Offices (37:47 - 63:38). Mt Flushmore of states, no offense to states (63:38 - 80:20). Christian Dawkins from the HBO documentary “The Scheme” joins the show to talk about the 2017 FBI investigation of NCAA Basketball (80:20 - 109:11)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)

Sports have been scheduled and no tax day has everyone in a great move. Christian McCaffrey signs and we imagine what the perfect first game back would be (2:27 - 13:24). NFL 100 QB's and we rank our personal top 10 QB's of all time post 1980 (13:24 - 28:44). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (28:44 - 41:20). NBA Champion Kendrick Perkins joins the show to talk about his twitter beefs, playing with KG, his sons spending 16,000 on his credit card in fortnite and being a center in today's league (41:20 - 82:16). Mt Flushmore of places to be drunk and Guys on Chicks finish the show.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take🏈 UNCENSORED HIGHLIGHTS & DELETED SCENES:The guest went off the rails. Watch the unedited clips and the footage we couldn't include in today's show.👇 WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE:https://goo.su/7Qe9Uv(Restricted Content for the PMT Family)