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Pardon My Ugly

by Lance Garnett

We're talking about all the uncomfortable taboo subjects that you stay away from in mixed company. The NSFW convos that you whisper about at lunch. The topics that bring out emotion and provoke thought, growth, and understanding. No PC safe space here. Leave your feelings at home cuz we're LIVE, KEEPING IT A BUCK, AND UNCUT! REAL PEOPLE TALKING REAL SHIT!!!PHUCK WIT US!!!

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Episodes

  1. Soft vs Everybody

    One of the most controversial members of the Infamous PMU Group, Kenneth "Soft" Mahon, known for this brash, abrasive, in your face takes squares off against 2 of his biggest detractors.

  2. FOH Championships Part IV

    This week, we welcomed back the Queen, Tiff B as the guest moderator as only she could handle myself and ZillaMan. This time, we're debating the Will Smith/Chris Brown fiasco at the Oscars. Check it out put in the comments who you think won. #WillSmith #ChrisRock #Oscars #Smacked

  3. Not Your Average Joe

    Eeeeeeeeyyyyyy yoooooooo..... Yo brethren is back again to talk a lil shit with you about all the shit y'all been talm bout all week. My co-host this week is the lovely and spicy Tev as we chop it up about: Rogan under attack Whoopi quitting Flores suing the NFL Dealing with troublesome BM/BD's...

  4. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 42 - Genital Juice

    On This Week's Episode The Vixens get into celebrities losing endorsement deals (17:33), Chicago Bears and how much onus is placed on coaching (20:22), challenges with the 10 year challenge (29:05), Taco Bell and Subway battling it out to become the Chicken Kings (33:34) and if Drake has hot…

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  5. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 42 - Step Into My Lair

    This Week The Vixens kick off the First Episode of the Year Discussing Tristian Thompson's Lyin Ass (7:25) , Lamar Odom's Snitchin Ass (9:38), and AB's Streakin Ass (19:00)...how many pics and videos are you willing to send to "entice" your partner (43:36), and are you physically in shape to…

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  6. You Can't Be Broke & Lame

    #PandorasBox #Tipping #RKellyComicBook #JayVerzuz #ToryLanez #FirstDates Eeeeyyyyyy, you already know what time it is..... Me and ya girl Tiff B back after short break to give up the goods on all the hottest topics in the air today........

  7. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 40 - Soft Serve

    This Week The Vixens tackle recent pop culture foolery from Kanye and Drake peacing it up for Larry Hoover, Nancy Regan being a Throat Goat, and Madonna and 50's beef. And are women really able to forgive cheating in marriage??? Also, does the term "Get It Hard for Me" upset yall. We discussed…

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  8. I Look Up To Me

    You already know what time it is, me and ya girl Tiff B talm bout all the topic y'all been talm bout all week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FreeLancin': (3:55) Prime Time brings Brittney Renner to meet his...

  9. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 39 - Stewing The P*$$Y in Chinese Herbs

    This Week The Vixens discuss Bottle Etiquette (13:02), Bathhouse Etiquette (42:07), Barbershop Etiquette (55:30) and Door Answering Etiquette (1:13:04). Tune in for another week of good convo and hella laughs...

  10. Azealia Winehouse Walker

    Joooooeeeeeee, this was one for the books. Tiff and I ATTEMPTED to interview a sex worker.....it went left quick and only got worse as we were left confused as to what we were just apart of. The live audience loved it tho. Enjoy

  11. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 38 - PissCapades

    In This Weeks Episode, The Vixens are Back from Holiday Break to tackle everything pop culture from Tami Roman (18:33) to Ye and Drake peacing it up for Larry Hoover (30:08), supporting Black Businesses (54:04) and peeing on concert goers (1:02). Would you date a man with a weird fetish??? And…

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  12. Azealia Winehouse Walker

    Joooooeeeeeee, this was one for the books. Tiff and I ATTEMPTED to interview a sex worker.....it went left quick and only got worse as we were left confused as to what we were just apart of. The live audience loved it tho. Enjoy

  13. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 37 - Messy Boots ft Shawn Davenport and Tiff B

    This Weeks Episode is a Vixen Memoirs, Why You So Insecure, Pardon My Ugly Mashup where we were joined by Shawn Davenport and Tiff B.. We discussed the latest episode of Insecure and what is considered "messy" when dealing with dating and exes... You're gonna need to take a couple shots for this...

  14. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 36 - Black Card Revoked

    This Week was a light week for The Vixens, but we were still able to cover Blade vs Black Panther, Ashanti hold her own, Kyle's tears, Dababy's. Debacle, and is the relationship over once the police are called??? Grab and drink and kick it us with us for another week of laughs and great conversation

  15. You ain't know she was crraaazzzzyyy....deranged????

    You already know what time it is...... Me and ya gurl Tiff B out chere talm bout all the shit y'all be talm bout all week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FreeLancin': (6:30) Dave gets canceled from his own HS,...

  16. Wyte Tearz

    You already know what time it is.....Me and Tiff B choppin it up about all the shit y'all been talm bout all week. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segments: (6:40) Kyle Rittenhouse trial (21:07) The age of…

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  17. BlackHawk Down

    Eeeeeyyyyy, you already know what time it is. Me and ya girl Tiff B out chere talm bout all this shit y'all talm bout this week. And it gets a lit heated this week too, but it's all ways all love between me and my sis....

  18. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 34 - Drugs & Squirters

    This Week the Vixens are Back with Everything Pop Culture from DC's rat problem to celebrities wanting to visit the hood. We talked about all the dope Halloween costumes, Howard University dorm problems, Dopesick, and squirting from sex toys. Grab a drink and join us for another week of…

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  19. HISStory of lies......Truth Hurts

    Eeeeeyyyy, you already know what time it is. Me and ya girl Tiff B back to talk about errythang y'all been talm bout all week. And booooyyyy was y'all acting up out chere this past week!!! Let's get to it....

  20. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 33 - Ghost Deonte'

    This Week the Vixens are back with Everything Pop Culture and we covered all the latest topics from the AKA's trippin to Alec Baldwin's guilt. In honor of Halloween, what are some of the elite scary movie franchises and would you ever have sex with a Ghost?? Take a shot and tune in for another…

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  21. The Proud Pedo

    Eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, you already know...Me and Tiff talkin' bout errthang y'all been talm bout all week. Dave backlash, Krs-1 vs Kane, the Proud Pedophile, and more ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segments: (4:53) Toxic...

  22. Toxic Parents

    Eeeeeyyyyyy, too geeked for this one. Me and Tiff back together in the same room for the 1st time since last summer. Plus we had some dope ass conversation and go into to some much need real talk about parents and toxicity as well as our usual non-sense....

  23. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 32 - Toy Story

    This week The Vixens were joined by fellow Vixens Shawn and Shondaolyn of the Vixen Novelties and Boutique. The Kinky Duo came to talk sex, toys, and all your sexy desires. We discussed everything from the critically acclaimed Rose (and critically acclaimed was by me) and the skin on Safaree's...

  24. Throw Mama' From the Train

    What's good folks, ya boy reporting to you live from Cell Block D cuz FB can't stop the grind.....#YaDig. Me and ya girl Tiff B here to chop it up about the hottest topics of the week. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

  25. Conversations Not for Mixed Company

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy, Me and Tiff back again to talk about all the stuff y'all been talm bout all week. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segments: (6:15) You still playing Kelz music? (40:35) Would be better off if…

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  26. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 30 - Working My Work Husband

    This week the Vixens cover everything hot topics from both Kelly's to Shad Moss' delusion of grandeur. This episode is a mailbag episode where we cover all the juicy topics from talking to new relationships with your ex, bailing on your lease (with your ex) and if you could ever get with your…

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  27. ManSplaining - Rapper's Round Table

    I gathered several of my rapper friends to discuss the top artists in the game, their latest projects, what makes a great rapper, and where they rank them All-Time.

  28. Blaxican Love

    Eyyyyyyyyyy, you already know what time it is, Me and Tiff back for another week of unsolicited opinions about the week's hottest topics. This week, we welcome friend of the show, Lissette, as we discuss the relationship between Blacks and Mexicans Chicago plus a few other topics....

  29. Vixen Memoir Podcast 29 - This Is How We Do

    On this weeks episode, the Vixens delve into everything happening in the culture from the Emmys to social media's biggest troll Lil Nas X. Has Drake reached Michael Jackson status and can JD really go toe to toe with Brother Love??? Make sure you tune in and buckle up for another crazy ride!!!

  30. The Virgo Inquisition

    Eeeeeeyyyyy, you already know what time is it. Me and Tiff here to talk a lil' shit about all the hottest topics of the week. This week we're joined by 1 half of the Vixens Memoir Podcast, Mz.Krystal and she kick in the door cuttin' up!!!...

  31. Vixen Memoir Podcast 28 ft Kitty - Joe A Goofy

    This week the Vixens are joined by special guest Kitty to discuss everything pop culture from the Met Gala to the VMA's. Our special guest sheds some light on her experience with the dating pool with both men and women and her perspectives with each one. Grab a drank and join us for another crazy...

  32. When The Gloves Come off

    Eeeeyyyyyyy.....you already know what time it is. Me and Tiff back again to talk about the week's hottest topics and we're joined by 2 friends of the show, Sleepy and Ladi Lyke. We get into it about a hot topic in the PMU group, a lil' music talk, and we discuss some of our unpopular opinions....

  33. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 27 - Karen Baby

    This week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from Certified Lover Boy to Clickbait. RIP to a few legends. And what are your requirements for dating these days?? Join us for another week of laughs, foolery and great conversation!!

  34. Toot Dat Ass Up Big Fella

    Eeeeeyyyyyy, we had a phucking ball on this episode. Zilla and Streety joined Tiff and I and starting cuttin' up immediately. From start to finish, muphuckas wildin'!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segment: Intro - Drunk tales…

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  35. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 26 - Moonwalker

    This Week the Vixens discuss Donda, Moonwalker, Manscaping, Condoms, and is there really such a thing as "too wet"??? Find a drink, a Bible, and join us for another week on the wild side!!!

  36. Frauds, freaks, financing frolics, and foot races

    Eeeeeyyyyyy, me and Tiff back to talk about all the shit y'all been talm' bout all week. Kels, trickin, Only Fans, frauds being exposed, Sha'Carri still tawkin', Lil Boosie trying his best to get cancel and more......…

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  37. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 25 - 40 and Getting Worked

    This week the Vixens get into everything pop culture from Ye's shenanigans to Sha Carri's epic fail. And is there is a fine line between arrogance and confidence. More wild dating stories and if sex is better with older age or was it better when we were younger. Tune in for another week of more...

  38. Skateboard Tiff

    Eeeeeyyyy, you already know what time it is. Me, Tiff, and friend of show, Tev choppin' it up about the weeks hottest topics. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Segments: (7:50) Not waiting for sex (35:20) Being yourself on social media (44:20) Crying…

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  39. Vixen Memoir Podcast 24 - Goosfraba

    This week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from Lizzo's tears to the Malice in the Palace...And is a thin line between enabling and parenting?? Also, when is a good time to end a sneaky link...join us for another week of laughs and good times!!

  40. Granny Can Get It Too

    Eeeeeyyyyy, you already ready know!!! Me and Tiff choppin in all about all the stuff y'all talm bout this week. Plus we're joined by two friends of show, Tejay is back and Tami joins us for the 1st time. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Segments…

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  41. Vixen Memoirs's Podcast 23 - Daily Double

    This week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from NIck Cannon to Verzuz. They also discuss sex taboos and the do's and donts of the bedroom. Join us for another week of foolery and great conversation!

  42. Pre-K Substitute Teacher

    #JadaKiss #DaBaby #CancelCulture #TheBulls Eeeeeeeyyyy, me and Tiff are joined by Mikki from the Vixen Memoirs Podcast and friend of the show Marcus. We talm bout all the bullshit y'all talm bout from this past week.…

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  43. Vixen Memoirs Podcast 22 - Edible Arrangement

    This week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from Da Baby to Lollapalooza. Our girl Simone Biles is back and yt folks still aint washing their asses! What are your experiences with drugs and sex? Join us this week for story time that might involve Molly, Ecstasy, and horse kicks...Grab and...

  44. What Y'all Fake Caring About Now???

    Yoooouuu knnnooowwww, me and Tiff just choppin' it up about the week's hottest topics. This week, we're joined by friend of the show Algenoy as we talk about all the shit y'all fake made about this week. Segments: (5:30) Royce 5'9 beef with Lupe (41:36) BaeCation gone wrong (1:11:12) Simone Biles...

  45. The Vixen Memoirs Podcast 21 - Donda Esta the Album

    This week the Vixens discuss everything pop culture from Kanye to Lil Nas X. They also get into J LO and if its ever ok to double back to an ex. Grab a drink and joins us for another week of foolery and great conversation!!

  46. A Colorful Conversation

    Eeeeyyyyy, you already know what time it is. Tiff and I are joined by 2 special guest to educate us on the Queer Community. Justin Marcoviche-Garnett & Darren Calhoun. So join us as we discuss issues affecting the Queer Community as a whole and with the Black Culture.

  47. All's Well That Ends Well

    Eeeeeyyyyyyyy, just me and Tiff talking a shit as usual. It was supposed to be an hour show but the topics was too dope to cut off. Segments: (7:40) NBA Finals talk and Giannis (16:51) Losing your virginity (38:25) Communicating with your ex on social media (54:45) Stephen A Smith apologizes to...

  48. Vixen Memoir Podcast 19 - Clear My Search History

    Back from Vacation, this week the Vixens Discuss everything pop culture from Sha'Carri Richardson to the latest Verzuz. They then jump into everyone's favorite topic, Porn, where they discuss porn's top genres to everyone's porn annoyances. Make sure you tune in and buckle up for another crazy...

  49. Put A Ring On It

    Eeeeeyyyyyyyy, the Queen is back with some new jewelry in tow and we get all the details. Plus we choppin' it up about Pill Cosby, Sha'Carri Richardson, the ESPN scandal and more...... ---------------------------------------------- Segments: (1:00) Put A Ring On It (9:51) Pill Cosby (29:00) Wii…

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  50. ManSplaining

    With Tiff out of town, I got a few good fellas to join me to discuss a some hot topics and disperse knowledge amongst the people. Segments: (10:30) Fight for your girl (27:41) Who hurt you? (48:50) Roster Decisions (1:24:01) Bill Cosby free (1:54:00) First she didn't know me, know she all on me

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

We're talking about all the uncomfortable taboo subjects that you stay away from in mixed company. The NSFW convos that you whisper about at lunch. The topics that bring out emotion and provoke thought, growth, and understanding. No PC safe space here. Leave your feelings at home cuz we're LIVE, KEEPING IT A BUCK, AND UNCUT! REAL PEOPLE TALKING REAL SHIT!!!PHUCK WIT US!!!

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Lance Garnett

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We're talking about all the uncomfortable taboo subjects that you stay away from in mixed company. The NSFW convos that you whisper about at lunch. The topics that bring out emotion and provoke thought, growth, and understanding. No PC safe space here. Leave your feelings at home cuz we're LIVE,...

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