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Part Time Alcoholics
by Yols, Sherm and Ndo
Cue the party horns because we in the building people!! Ever wondered what to drink? Been concerned that you were drinking more for status than taste? Basically if you have ever found yourself at the liquor store looking at the shelf and thinking too much, we’re your guys. Each week we’ll try some liquor out and see if it worth the hype. Sometimes it’s cheap and cheerful and other times it may be expensive trash. In between we talk about the world around us. It’s gonna be 🔥
Episodes
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S2 EP 16: Friday Night Race Riots
Yuuuurp wilkommen to the greatest podcast this side of the Limpopo River. We recorded off site today so if you hear anyone flirting with the waitresses, it wasn’t us. Anyway this week we do a deep dive into South Africa’s favourite topic, race. Starting off from the story of the coloured guy who...
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S2 EP 15: See What Happens When You Risk It All?
Yuuurp, like an ex you can’t shake we’re all back together and the results are predictably ridiculous. Yols and Sherm try out a budget single malt called Glen Moray and that kicks of a seemingly endless argument. While that’s happening the squad discusses world politics, one of us nearly buys an...
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S2 EP 14: Whats The Price Point?
Molweni to all our listeners from the X clan, Guten Tag to all ze germans out there and whats good to everyone else. Thanks so a shocking case of theft Yols is left reviewing some Jameson Caskmates while Sherm nurses a hangover. This week 6ft delicious gives us his take on gyms being open again…
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S2 EP 13: Rich People Slander
Yuuurp, from the comforts of our homes we bring you the latest instalment of the nation’s greatest podcast. In what can only be described as a miracle, the squad manages to mysteriously happen upon a bottle of Koi Craft Gin and Johnny Walker Green to review. No one knows how this happened but we...
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S2 EP 12: The Ghost of Dr Yakub
Thanks to Herr Cyril this episode is brought to you by 3 sober Sally’s which is perfectly fine for one of us. Thanks to our new found clarity, this week we discuss how Yols would love to get entangled with Jada Pinkett-Smith, how crazy old white cricketers are crazy and how Nick Cannon is…
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S2 EP 11: Story Time
Yuuuurp! We back at it with our last episode before Cyril decided to shut down fun. This week is all about origin story of Malum 2 Hundo and Ban Ki Moon. The two newest AKAs on the squad. There is also something stuff in there about incest but the story is more fun. While all that is happening…
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S2 EP 10: Fatshaming Bastards
This episode is apparently all about fat shaming. Primarily how two evil dicks fatshamed a god fearing young man for a whole hour (you can see who writes these captions). Anyway in between fatshaming we discuss looting, our parents and middle classism vs less than that during apartheid. All of…
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S2 EP 9: Defund 12
Yuuuuurp, what’s good lockdown gang? Lol this week we started awkwardly but quickly found our stride thanks yo the fact that only 1 of us was drinking. Anyway while sipping a fruity little rosé we spend some time laughing at racist private schools, wondering if DIY Dzaddy did any of Parktown…
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S2 EP 8: White People Slander
Well white people are white peopling again so el squardino decided to have a quick chat about it. Along the way we talk about why no one wants to hear from Karen’s right now, Thomas Sankra being killed bu his best friend and selling Shermain Duprie’s hair. Oh yes and being an alcohol we also test...
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S2 EP 7: Sonny Bill’s Congolese Family Plan
Yuuuurp, if you click play then welcome to the greatest lockdown podcast on the flat old earth of ours. Today the squad discusses Cameron Diaz’s disappointing porn career, the pros and cons of fucking your boss, performance enhancing drugs, Sonny Bill Williams refusing to let his wife’s vagina…
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S2 EP 6: Fuck Leon Schuster
We are finally back. Like your dad we’ve been struggling to solve technology but we (kinda) did it and we’re coming to you live and direct from home. In celebration of our new found old age the squad alomst had a mature and reasonable podcast about race, outdating work model and fixing the world...
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S2 EP 5; Lockdown Edition
We wish we knew what was happening here. The easiest thing to say is that we rate Connor MacGregor’s proper 12, have a therapy session and basically make a lot of noise. Hope y’all are safe and social distancing. Its 🔥
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S2 EP 4: We Promise Not To Talk About Corona
We did our best not to talk about the biggest news event (probably of our lifetime) but definitely of the decade. It kinda worked kinda didn’t. Part of the problem was that this week’s reviews were Mexican beer namely Corona vs Sol. Still it turned out to be funny as a drunk baby doing stand up.…
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S2 EP 3: Drinking Outside the Box
Papsaks! They are a staple in any financially discerning wine drinker’s drinks cabinet and given the way Cyril’s economy is going we’re gonna have to get to know them a lot better if we don’t want to be subjected to quarantine and sobriety. So this week we pit 3 box wines (one Sauvignon from...
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S2 EP 2: A Double Rum and Coronavirus Please?
Apologies for being late but we bumped into some... difficulties. Anyway after more than a year of disagreement the squad finally manages to agree on something, some rums are just bad. While sampling Die Warm Rasta and the Inverroche 10 year old we discuss the coronavirus , women’s combat sports...
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S2 EP 1: The Sweet Taste of Beaver Booty
We’re back like a herpes flare up only funnier. To commemorate our return we’re cracking out a bottle of Don Papa 10 and seeing what sweet nothings it whispers to us. While that happens we will also answer life’s burning questions for example: What does Beaver anus taste like? Why do whytes have...
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EP 28: The Season Finale
The year is done and it’s been a wild one. We’ve upset some whytes, enjoyed the company of a few people names Sharon, and told an entire internet of strangers about our daddy issues. To end this season off we decided f*ck all that and just spent some time talking about primary school crushes…
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EP 27: Or iGin
Yes we know we did Gin last week but the sponsors swooped in on our production schedule and blessed us with the deliciousness. Tune in and find out why Origins Gin may be a contender for drink of the year. While that happens listen to the squad discuss why going back to the rurals is always WILD...
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EP 26: Punani Boy And The Perverts
Yuuuuurp! It’s our 6 month anniversary and like a super clingy lover, we’re mad excited. To celebrate that and the beginning of December, we decided to whip out the silly season’s favourite drink, gin. Inverroche Amber and Bombay Sapphire in particular. While sipping on the taste of summer we…
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EP 25: The Whytes
What do you get when 3 dudes and 3 bottles of white wine walk into a podcast? Well this week it’s travel war stories that include how Le Grande Bae, was in these Thai streets creating thirst epidemics, travelling with Sharon’s and presidential sex tapes. Up for review are Astoria Pinot Grigio,...
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EP 24: Heaven’s Sweet Nectar
After the punishment of last week’s Chibuku episode, DIY Dzaddy put his foot down and decided to bless the streets with a single malt whiskey episode. While imbibing some 12 year old Glenfiddich and Singleton, we discuss: Mary Stopes the eugenicist, Sherm being hijacked, disrespectful criminals,...
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EP 23: VIP Protection for Booty Holes
Get the air horns out, it’s DIY Dzaddy’s birthday and it got wild. We managed to weasel Shermain Dupree into doing a traditional beer episode and the results are hilarious. When not savouring the sweet taste of Chibuku (Traditional beer from Zimbabwe) the squad discusses being cheated on 42 times...
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EP 22: Buffalo Trace and Cream Soda
This week on Part Time Alcoholics: The squad hosts Buffalo Trace brand ambassador Lauren Penny to discuss why bourbon pours out of her veins when you cut her, mixing fancy whiskeys and cream soda and how best to go about marrying a bartender. We also come bearing gifts. Basically it’s lit 🔥
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EP 21: Ibrown Yimpilo AKA The Hennessy Ep
We back! And this week the squad kicks proceedings off with discussions about which professions have the most sex and women born with two reproductive systems. From there we take the usual sharp left delving into auto erotic asphyxiation, men vs their hair and whether we take male sexual abuse...
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EP 20: Otters, Vaabs and Ballantine’s
We had to do something big for our 20th episode and gawd dammit we did. This week we’re joined by The brain behind Vogue Nights, New York Times published author and fire ass DJ Lelowhatsgood to talk about his career, what Otters are, the new age kwaito scene and what it means to be a middle…
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EP 19: War Stories and Chardonnay
This week it’s so hot that we got Le Grande Bae to drink. Sipping on a pair of cool and refreshing Chardonnays (Meerlust and De Wetshof) the squad gets into how they met a mashonisa (loan shark), girls dating dudes in prison, Yols fighting a naked Frenchman, being beaten by your parents…
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EP 18: Do Ya Like Dags
This week Yols’s wife (Jameson Irish Whiskey) is in town and so Sherm tries to see if Yols can be roped into some cheating by bringing along a bottle of Pogues. While that attempted seduction plays out we laugh at Indonesia wanting to ban sex, Ndo gives us yet another example of how the Irish…
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EP 17: Penis Shaming Namibia
We’re back and we got guests. This week the squad is joined by Namibian stand up Comic Weylene Beukes (@maybe_its_weybeline) and doing our part for South African international relations by roasting Namibia like a caucasian in the Limpopo sun. Aside from talking shit about SA’s 12th province, we...
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EP 16: When ASMR, Daddy Issues and MCC meet
This may be one of the realest ones ever! Sherm, Ndo and Yols are joined by repeat guest Sharon and her friend “The Mystic Boeremeisie” on a wild ass ride that veers from daddy issues to how trash Afrikaans men are while swinging by masturbation. All of this is lubricated by some Krone Night…
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EP 15: In Vino Veritas
WE’RE GIVING AWAY FREE WINE! Before we get there, it was a HOT week in SA this week and the squad have some opinions on what’s going on. While trying to solve the world’s problems we taste Sauvignon Blanc’s from Bellingham, Nederberg and DiemersdalAlong the way we talk generational trauma, swap...
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EP 14: Hot Boy Summer
The weather is getting warm and that means one thing, GIN! This week the Suburban Papa Action (Yols), DIY Dzaddy (Sherm) and Le Grande Bae (Ndo) dip their livers in some Gordon’s and Tanqueray to find out which is tastier. While the results get adjudicated, they discuss why Dave Chappelle is a...
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EP 13: Prosecco > Popeyes Chicken Sandwich > The Amazon Buring
This week the squad is coming to you live from Sherm AKA DIY Dzaddy’s new house. While debating the merits of Astoria’s Luxury Prosecco vs Chiaro Prosecco we find ourselves talking about people’s reactions to things “the media” doesn’t tell them about, stealing Sherm’s house, why Popeye’s new...
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EP 12: Better than one of them moon crickets
It’s our first live episode! The booze Gods called us to worship at the temple of bad decisions, The Jolly Roger in Parkhurst. Beer is the star of this week’s show with the squad arguing about which is better between Carling Black Label, Windhoek Lager and Castle Lite. In between sips we recap…
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EP 11: That International Shit
Once again it’s on! This time round we’ve got two international red wines squaring off against one another. Along the way we try talk about mass shootings and weddings but get distracted by big black dudes dressed like lampshades, the power of bullshit and the perceptions around African food.…
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EP 10: Behold My Clementines!
The brand is in a strength and conditioning program and results are starting to show 💪🏾💪🏾. We figured we’d try something a little different and give you what was supposed to be a WW2 themed episode where we pit Japanese whiskey (Akashi Red) against America’s Gentleman Jack. What actually…
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EP 9: Free Flacko!
Ohhhh we got the good stuff for you this week. While testing out Pravda and Skyy vodka, Uncle Ndo aka Baeton Pulse gets in his accent bag, the squad gets all the A$AP Rocky Tea straight from our Swedish correspondent (yea we got one of those) @sidneytre and we discuss beating the cheeks at the...
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EP 8: Miss Bond I Presume?
Someone call Diddy because it’s finally time to pass the Courvoisier! The squad manages to power through an entire bottle of one of hip-hop’s favourite cognacs. Along the way Ndo and Sherm discuss the new Bond announcement and the difference between racism and prejudice. We also shout out Johnny...
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EP 7: Time for a Shirazzle
Today while pitting a 2018 Stonedale 2018 against a Boschendal, the squad wonders why you can’t monetise your own data, marvels at how Rob is the worst of the Kardashians and attempt to roast Yols about wanting to run 21kms. Issa vibe
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EP 6: Mystic Karate Juice
Juuuur! This week is the messiest one yet. Yols, Sherm and Ndo (and a special guest from the land of Caucasia) get esoteric and try some Afrikaans cognac AKA Mystic Boer Brandy. We also talk about race, deep fakes and why the podcast may not be allowed to travel to certain places. This may be the...
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EP 5: Irish Potato Wine
Yoooo! The squad is back and this week we talking about 🔥 nudes, porn and Thomas Sankara. We also delve into what licking a barrel feels like and how that can change. Also today’s contestants are Kilbeggan and Bush Mills Black Bush. #irishwhiskey
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EP 4: Well now that’s a mer-lot!
It’s winter so we digging into the king of winter wines AKA merlot. We’ve got a Lanzerac Vs Protea in a fight to the death or at least the drunkest. On the way we discuss money, slavery and how much we love white people. Live your best 😉
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EP 3: The not so sweet taste of Boksburg
It’s the rum episode and we won’t lie, taste buds were assaulted. It’s a death match between locally produced Whistler rum and a Captain Morgan “braai boss”. Between liver breaking shots we find out how far the squad would go to marry JLo and how the family of South African musician, Solomon...
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EP 2 Haute Cabri-what now??:
We back for the first time and this time the whole squad is present. Join Sherm, Yols and uncle Ndo as we pit two Haute Cabrière Pinot Noirs against one another. Somewhere in between we discuss boxers looking like we tea bags and have a surprisingly real conversation about modern masculinity. 🍾
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World premier: Moët vs Simsonsig: Is champagne by another other name just as sweet?
Welcome to Part Time Alcoholics, a brand new podcast hosted by full time shit talkers Yolisa Mkele, Sherman Singh and Ndondo Mdaka. The point is to cut through all the marketing jargon and give you the truth about what you’re drinking. Today a bottle of Moët Imperial Brut squares off against some...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Cue the party horns because we in the building people!! Ever wondered what to drink? Been concerned that you were drinking more for status than taste? Basically if you have ever found yourself at the liquor store looking at the shelf and thinking too much, we’re your guys. Each week we’ll try some liquor out and see if it worth the hype. Sometimes it’s cheap and cheerful and other times it may be expensive trash. In between we talk about the world around us. It’s gonna be 🔥
HOSTED BY
Yols, Sherm and Ndo
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Cue the party horns because we in the building people!! Ever wondered what to drink? Been concerned that you were drinking more for status than taste? Basically if you have ever found yourself at the liquor store looking at the shelf and thinking too much, we’re your guys. Each week we’ll try some...
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