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Pass the Damn Salt, Please.

by Dan

This is a story about language. No. Of language. Of. About. About. Of. Language. Crap. Ok this is NOT a story of grammar. Nor is it a story about grammar. This is a story about the language we use in relationships with friends, family, and lovers. This story highlights the curious phenomena that we are far more polite to people we are socially distant from and can be far nastier to those we supposedly are close to. This is the story of Riley and the language in his life. Fortunately Riley has sense of humor, a verbally sophisticated family and rides the bus. He meets an equally verbally adept lady named Rachel and we read the words used by Riley and Rachel as they meet, fall in love, descend into screaming fights and move, perhaps, beyond. Why bother with Riley? Well this book also reveals to its female readership the long guarded male secret of why men never do what they PROMISE they say they are going to do. Guys get basketball tips.

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  1. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 50. Several Months Later, Rachel and Riley, Part 16.

    In this podcast episode, speakers Rachel and Riley engage in a humorous and insightful discussion about communication dynamics in relationships, particularly focusing on the male perspective regarding promises and requests. The conversation explores the complexities of how men respond to requests...

  2. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 49. The Ride Home, Rachel and Riley, Part 15.

    In Chapter 49 of "Pass the Damn Salt Please," titled "Driving Home," the speakers Rachel and Riley engage in a candid conversation about their relationship dynamics. The discussion revolves around the impact of language on their emotional states and communication patterns. They reflect on a…

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  3. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 47. Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the counter, part 20.

    What is the significance of the phrase 'home of the free and the pickled' in the context of the podcast? The phrase likely serves as a humorous or whimsical way to describe the sandwich shop, suggesting a casual and laid-back atmosphere where customers can enjoy a variety of pickled items…

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  4. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 46. Blouse Lady on the Bus, part 4.

    What is the significance of the conversation between Riley and Blouse Lady regarding expressing love? The conversation emphasizes the importance of expressing love to loved ones, especially during difficult times. Blouse Lady advises Riley to ensure that his last words to his partner are loving…

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  5. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 45. Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the Counter, part19.

    What is the significance of the 'Red Basket' mentioned in the podcast? The 'Red Basket' symbolizes the casual and familiar atmosphere of the sandwich shop, emphasizing the importance of community and comfort in dining experiences. How does the dialogue between Riley and the Sandwich Owner Order...

  6. Pass the Danm Salt, Please, Chapter 44. A Typical Argument, Rachel and Riley, part 14.

    # Show Notes for "Pass the Damn Salt, Please." ## Episode: "Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 44: A Typical Argument, Rachel and Riley, Part 14" ### Podcast Introduction Welcome to "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," a podcast that delves into the complexities of relationships, communication, and the...

  7. Pass the Damn Salt Please, Chapter 43.Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the counter, Part 18.

    In this podcast episode, titled "Chapter Forty-Three: Sandwich Owner Order Taker Guy," Dan McLaughlin serves as both the narrator and the character voices. The dialogue features a light-hearted exchange between a sandwich shop owner and a customer named Riley. They discuss the importance of…

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  8. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 42. Walking Patches (Argument), Rachel and Riley part 13.

    In Chapter 42 of "Pass the Damned Salt, Please!" by Dan McLaughlin, the speakers Rachel and Riley engage in a conversation during a walk with a dog named Patches. The dialogue revolves around Rachel's recent job rejections and Riley's attempts to lighten the mood by interacting with children and...

  9. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 41. NBA Guy on the Bus, part 4.

    # Podcast Show Notes ## Podcast Name: Pass the Damn Salt, Please. ### Episode Name: Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 41. NBA Guy on the Bus, part 4. ### Introduction Welcome to "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," where hosts Dan McLaughlin and Riley dive into the latest happenings in the world of...

  10. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 40, Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the counter, part 17.

    Despite the turmoil in other parts of his life, Riley still orders Lunch.

  11. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 39. She Loses her Job, Rachel and Riley, part 13.

    In this podcast episode, the speakers Rachel and Riley discuss Rachel's recent job loss from a law firm. The conversation takes place after Rachel is informed by her boss, Robin, that her position is no longer needed, and she is escorted out of the building. Rachel expresses her feelings of...

  12. Pass, the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 38, Crazy Lady on the bus, part 4.

    In Chapter 38 of "Pass the Damn Salt Please," titled "Crazy Lady on the Bus Part Four," the speakers are Crazy Lady with a Bunch of Stuff and Riley. The conversation revolves around the concept of surveillance, with Crazy Lady claiming that there is a "little black box" under every computer on…

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  13. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 37, Sandwich Owder/Order Taker Guy at the counter, part 16.

    In Chapter 37 of "Pass the Damn Salt," the speakers are the Sandwich Owner, referred to as the Order Taker Guy, and a customer named Riley. The conversation takes place in a deli, where they discuss the lively atmosphere and the connection between delis and energy independence in America. The...

  14. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 36, The party, Rachel and Riley, Part 12.

    In this podcast episode, the speakers include Riley, Rachel, Ted, and Karen, who engage in a light-hearted conversation at a party. The discussion revolves around humorous observations about toilet paper preferences—whether it rolls from the top or bottom—and the cultural significance of bathroom...

  15. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 35. Things Going Good, Rachel and Riley, part 11.

    In Chapter 35 of the podcast featuring Rachel and Riley, the couple engages in a lighthearted conversation about Rachel's broken nail before attending a party. The discussion highlights Rachel's anxiety over how others might perceive her nail, with Riley humorously downplaying the significance of...

  16. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 34. Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the counter, part 15.

    In this excerpt from the podcast "Pass the Damned Salt, Please!" by Dan McLaughlin, the speakers involved are the sandwich owner and an individual named Riley. The discussion takes place in a casual setting, likely a sandwich shop, where Riley compliments the owner on the cleanliness and…

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  17. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 33, Walking Patches, Rachel and Riley, Part 10.

    In this podcast episode, speakers Riley and Rachel engage in a lighthearted conversation filled with humor and playful banter. The discussion revolves around themes of relationships, personal growth, and the idea of moving in together. Riley humorously references the Declaration of Independence...

  18. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 32. Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the counter, Part 14.

    In Chapter 32 of "Pass the Damned Salt," the speakers are the sandwich owner, referred to as "order Taker Guy," and a customer named Riley. The dialogue takes place at a sandwich counter, where they discuss a new poster that promotes change. Riley humorously expresses concern about remembering…

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  19. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 31. Ride home from Family, Rachel and Riley, Part 9.

    In Chapter 31 of "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," the speakers, Rachel and Riley, engage in a candid conversation about family dynamics and the challenges posed by Riley's sister's husband, Dwayne. The discussion takes place during a ride home from a family gathering, where they reflect on Dwayne's...

  20. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 30. Meet his Family, Rachel and Riley, part 8.

    They meet his confusing family which is not as entertaing as they think they are.

  21. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 29. Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the counter, part 13.

    In Chapter 29 of "Pass the Damned Salt," the speakers include a sandwich owner order taker and a character named Riley. The dialogue takes place in a deli setting, where they engage in light-hearted banter about the various types of bread available, humorously likening their deli to the United...

  22. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 28. Blouse Lady on the Bus, part 3.

    In Chapter 28 of "Blouse Lady on the Bus," the speakers, Riley and Blouse Lady, engage in a light-hearted conversation about personal experiences and holiday preparations. The discussion takes place on a bus, highlighting their camaraderie and shared humor. They touch on various topics, including...

  23. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 27. The Ride Home from the Parents, Rachel and Riley, part 7.

    **Subject:** Tune In: Discover Family Dynamics and Quirky Humor in Chapter 27 of "Pass the Damn Salt, Please!" --- Curious about what happens when Rachel and Riley head home to meet her parents? Buckle up for an engaging ride filled with sharp wit and unexpected revelations! In the latest episode...

  24. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 26, Meet Her Parents, Rachel and Riley, Part 6.

    **Subject:** Dive into Chapter 26: Meet Rachel's Parents – A Hilarious Family Affair Awaits! **Body:** In this episode of *Pass the Damn Salt, Please.*, we invite you to join Rachel and Riley as they navigate the hilariously chaotic dynamics of meeting Rachel's parents. It's Chapter 26, and trust...

  25. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 25. Sandwich Owner/Order Taking Guy at the counter, part 12.

    Banter ordering lunch.

  26. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 24. NBA Guy on the bus, part 3.

    # Podcast Show Notes ## Podcast Name: Pass the Damn Salt, Please. ### Episode Title: Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 24. NBA Guy on the Bus, Part 3. ### Introduction Welcome to "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," a podcast where host Dan McLaughlin shares humorous and insightful stories from…

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  27. Pass the damn Salt, Please, Chapter 23. The Talk Rachel and Riley, part 5.

    √# Podcast Show Notes ## Podcast Name: Pass the Damn Salt, Please. ### Episode Name: Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 23. The Talk Rachel and Riley, Part 5. ### Introduction Welcome to "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," where hosts Rachel and Riley dive deep into the complexities of relationships,...

  28. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 22. Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the Counter, part 11.

    In Chapter 22 of Dan McLaughlin's work, the speakers are Riley and the sandwich owner, referred to as the order taker guy. The dialogue takes place in a sandwich shop, where they engage in light banter about the quiet atmosphere and the challenges of managing stability in a humorous, metaphorical...

  29. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 21, Crazy Lady on the Bus, Part 3.

    # Podcast Show Notes ## Podcast: Pass the Damn Salt, Please. ### Episode: Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 21 - Crazy Lady on the Bus, Part 3 ### Introduction Welcome to "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," a podcast where we explore the quirky, humorous, and sometimes bizarre interactions of…

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  30. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 20. Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the counter, part 10.

    In this excerpt from Chapter 20 of "Pass the Damsel, Please" by Dan McLaughlin, the speakers are the sandwich owner/order taker and a customer named Riley. The conversation takes place in a sandwich shop, where they engage in light banter while Riley places an order for a sandwich and a soda. The...

  31. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 19. Nice Lady on the Bus, part 2.

    **Email Subject:** Dive into Chapter 19: A Dash of Humor on the Bus with "Pass the Damn Salt, Please!" --- **Email Body:** Curious about the hilarity that can unfold during a simple bus ride? In this week’s episode of "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," we’re thrilled to present Chapter 19: “Nice Lady…

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  32. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 18. Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the counter, part 9.

    In this podcast episode, Dan McLaughlin serves as both the narrator and the voice of the characters, including the Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy and Riley. The dialogue revolves around a light-hearted exchange at a sandwich shop, where Riley expresses his craving for pastrami, leading to a…

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  33. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 17. Another Serious Date, Rachel and Riley, part4.

    In this podcast episode, titled "Another Serious Date," speakers Rachel and Riley engage in a light-hearted yet introspective conversation about their backgrounds and emotional experiences. The dialogue explores themes of family dynamics, social interactions at parties, and the nuances of…

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  34. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 16, Sandwich owner/order taking guy at the counter, part 8

    In Chapter 16 of "Pass the Damn Salt," the speakers are the Sandwich Owner Order Taker Guy and a character named Riley. The dialogue takes place in a deli setting, where they engage in light-hearted banter about the beauty of life and nature, contrasting the deli's charm with the grandeur of…

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  35. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 15. NBA Guy on the Bus, part 2.

    # Podcast Show Notes ## Podcast Name: Pass the Damn Salt, Please. ### Episode Name: Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 15. NBA Guy on the Bus, part 2. ### Introduction Welcome to "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," a podcast where hosts Dan McLaughlin and his co-host engage in lively discussions about...

  36. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 14. At the Sandwich Counter, Part 7.

    In this excerpt from Chapter 14 of "Pass the Damn Salt Please," the speakers are Riley and a sandwich shop owner/order taker, both voiced by Dan McLaughlin. The conversation takes place in a casual setting, likely during a lunch break, where they discuss the mundane aspects of life in "Cheesland"...

  37. Pass the damn Salt, Please. Chapter 13. First Serious date, Rachel and Riley, part 3.

    **Subject:** Discover the Quirky Dynamics of Rachel and Riley's First Serious Date! --- Hello, Salt Shakers! Are you ready to dive into the delightful, witty exchanges of Rachel and Riley as they navigate the awkwardness of their first serious date in Chapter 13 of *Pass the Damn Salt, Please*?...

  38. Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 12. At the Sandwich Counter, part 6.

    In Chapter 12 of "Pass the Damn Salt Please," titled "At the Sandwich Counter Part Six," the speakers are Dan McLaughlin, who serves as both the author and narrator, and a fictional sandwich shop owner. The dialogue revolves around a light-hearted exchange between the sandwich owner and a…

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  39. Pass the Damn Salt, please, Chapter 11. Crazy Lady on the Bus, part 2.

    # Podcast Show Notes ## Podcast Name: Pass the Damn Salt, Please. ### Episode Name: Pass the Damn Salt, Please, Chapter 11: Crazy Lady on the Bus, Part 2 ### Introduction Welcome to "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," a podcast where we explore the quirky, humorous, and sometimes bizarre interactions…

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  40. Salt Pass the Damn, Please, Chapter 10. At the sandwich shop, part 5.

  41. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 9.How a normal conversation with a stranger (guy and gal), goes, part 1.

    The podcast features a conversation between two characters, referred to as Nice Lady and Riley, who engage in a casual dialogue while riding a bus. The discussion revolves around their personal lives, work experiences, and family dynamics. Nice Lady shares her long tenure at a hospital in medical...

  42. Pass the Damn Salt, Please.Chapter 8. Sandwich Owner/Order Take Order guy at the counter, part 4.

    In Chapter Eight of "Pass the Damn Salt" by Dan McLaughlin, the dialogue unfolds between a sandwich shop owner and a customer named Riley. The conversation is light-hearted, with Riley humorously referring to himself as the "Grand Duke of Slicing" and the sandwich owner engaging in playful banter...

  43. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 7. How a Normal Bus Conversation with a guy (guy & guy) goes, part 1.

    # Podcast Show Notes ## Podcast: Pass the Damn Salt, Please. ### Episode: Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 7. How a Normal Bus Conversation with a Guy (Guy & Guy) Goes, Part 1 ### Introduction Welcome to "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," a podcast where host Dan McLaughlin shares engaging stories...

  44. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 6, Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the counter. Part 3.

    Ordering lunch contimues its gentle rountine.

  45. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 5. First Date. Riley and Rachel, part 2.

    In this podcast episode, Dan McLaughlin reads Chapter V of his work, featuring a playful dialogue between characters Riley and Rachel during a bowling outing. The conversation revolves around their experiences and strategies in bowling, with humorous exchanges about their choices of bowling…

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  46. Pass the Damn Salt, Please Chapter 4. Sandwich Owner/Order Taker Guy at the Counter. Part 2.

    In this segment of the podcast, Dan McLaughlin reads Chapter 4 of his work "Pass the Damn Salt Please." The conversation features two characters: the Sandwich Owner Order Taker Guy and Riley. The dialogue takes place in a casual setting, likely a sandwich shop, where they engage in light banter...

  47. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 3. Meeting The Crazy Lady on the Bus. Part 1.

    In Chapter 3 of "Past the Damned Salt Leaves," titled "Meeting the Crazy Lady on the Bus," the speaker, Dan McLaughlin, portrays a conversation between two characters: Riley and a woman referred to as the "Crazy Lady with a bunch of bags." The dialogue unfolds on a bus, where the Crazy Lady…

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  48. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 2. Sandwich Owner/Order Take Out Guy at the counter. Part 1.

    In this podcast episode, Dan McLaughlin reads Chapter 2 of his work titled "Pass the Damn Salt." The chapter features a dialogue between two characters: Riley and a sandwich order taker. The conversation revolves around their daily lives, with Riley humorously discussing the challenges of office...

  49. Pass the Damn Salt, Please. Chapter 1. Meeting the One. Riley and Rachel, part 1.

    The podcast features a dialogue between characters Riley and Fun Girl, with a humorous and whimsical tone. The conversation takes place in a room decorated with purple flowers, prompting a discussion about interior design and its disconnect from natural geography. Riley shares insights from a...

  50. Pass the Damm Salt, Please. Introduction: Note to you, Gentle Reader

    In the podcast, Dan McLaughlin discusses his work "Pass the Damn Salt, Please," which explores the complexities of language in relationships. The narrative centers on a character named Reilly, who navigates various interactions with friends, family, and romantic interests, particularly a woman...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

This is a story about language. No. Of language. Of. About. About. Of. Language. Crap. Ok this is NOT a story of grammar. Nor is it a story about grammar. This is a story about the language we use in relationships with friends, family, and lovers. This story highlights the curious phenomena that we are far more polite to people we are socially distant from and can be far nastier to those we supposedly are close to. This is the story of Riley and the language in his life. Fortunately Riley has sense of humor, a verbally sophisticated family and rides the bus. He meets an equally verbally adept lady named Rachel and we read the words used by Riley and Rachel as they meet, fall in love, descend into screaming fights and move, perhaps, beyond. Why bother with Riley? Well this book also reveals to its female readership the long guarded male secret of why men never do what they PROMISE they say they are going to do. Guys get basketball tips.

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