Past our Bedtime

Is your baby a unicorn, or did you already blow your luck? This week Taylee and Braydon dive into listener questions from the Parent Helpline, tackling everything from the mythical easy baby to shift systems that almost end marriages.This episode covers:The "unicorn baby" phenomenon, third time's the charm for one exhausted familyNap schedules, type-A moms, and why mother-in-laws need to stay in their laneSurviving the newborn shift system at three weeks old (spoiler: it's brutal)Baby poop entering its "personality era" and why solid poop is actually a winHand-flapping, babbling timelines, and first-time mom anxiety at 8 monthsPlus... the moon landing conspiracy gets debunked in real time, wild cows apparently exist, and someone's parenting loss involved clipping their kid's skin instead of his toenail. It happens.Parenting win of the week: He just... started walking. One day. No warning.Send us your questions, wins, losses, and unicorn stories — DM, comment, or email us. We want to hear from the parent peeps.

Every parent has a story they swear they'll never tell anyone they know in person. This week, someone finally told us theirs, and it involves a playpen, ten minutes of alone time, and a diaper that should not have come off. We'll just leave it at that.This week on Past Our Bedtime's Parent Helpline: a first-time mom is panicking about what happens to her formula-fed baby's nutrition after he turns one — and we actually have some useful thoughts. A mom drowning in guilt over her kids' lunches gets the reality check she actually needed. And a pediatrician told a mom her four-month-old should already be sleeping through the night.Then we spiral into whether chocolate is even real anymore, the David protein bar lawsuit that will make you never trust a macro label again, and a baby who has started sucking his own bottom lip like a pacifier 24/7 until it's bruised. Is it a phase? We genuinely don't know.Not doctors. Not nutritionists. Just two parents on a couch up way past their bedtime giving you the realest parenting conversation on the internet.Got a question for the Parent Helpline? DM us, email us, leave a comment

This week on Past Our Bedtime: a mom in a country with FREE daycare wonders if she'd even use it (we debate this for a while), a first-time mom in North Dakota is too scared to leave the house with her 8-week-old and we share what we wish we'd done differently, and someone asks what you actually miss about being pregnant.We share our parenting loss of the week, baby discovered he could crawl and pee at the same time, straight down the hallway carpet...  and the parenting wins, which is that baby learned his first sign language word. We'll let you guess which one happened first.Then Taylee climbs fully onto her soapbox: crunchy parents are raising kids who will never experience gushers, Kool-Aid, or fruit by the foot, and she has a lot of feelings about it. Braydon thinks she's being dramatic. The debate is ongoing.Also: 4-1-1 was absolutely a real thing and we cannot believe we had to google it.Not doctors. Not qualified. Just two mid-twenties parents keeping it real every week.Got a question for the Parent Helpline? DM us, email us, carrier pigeon us — we'll read it on the show.

A nanny quit after one week because a toddler threw a tantrum. We have thoughts.We're back with another episode and things got spicy fast.This week: a mom who's also an engineer, triathlete, and financial professional is DONE being called "mama" by everyone, and we get into why the title mom deserves more credit than people give it. A first-time dad with zero paternity leave wants to know how to survive the newborn stage, and Luke Combs actually said it best. A nanny quit after a one-week trial because a 15-month-old hit her and threw food on the floor... you know, normal toddler stuff. We also need to talk about Big Food and their "healthy" snack scam because we're onto them.Plus, Taylee was convinced the flu test touches your brain. She looked it up. She was wrong. And baby took his first steps this week so we're basically emotional wrecks.As always, this is not real medical or parenting advice. We're just two mid-twenties parents doing our best and dragging you along for the ride.Got a question for the Parent Helpline? Send it our way! We'd love to feature you next week

The mic is back on, the sand is still in our shoes, and the Parent Helpline is buzzing. We’re diving straight into the real stuff parents whisper about at 2 a.m.—how to set boundaries with recently sick in-laws when you’ve got a preemie, why hormones can trick us into thinking every newborn is runway-ready, and how to stop turning laundry into a part-time job when breast milk hits the sheets.From there, we get practical and a little nerdy. We unpack the sudden onset of car sickness in a rear-facing 14-month-old—how airflow, shade, seat angle, timing, and cleanup kits can help, and why calling the pediatrician is worth it if vomit becomes the new normal. We hold the line on safety while chasing comfort and sanity. Then we share the flight strategy that saved us on a five-hour haul: novel snacks (hello, Goldfish), a deep bench of tiny fidget toys, one-at-a-time reveals, nap-aligned takeoff, and a soft cover to dim distractions. We also confess what flopped, like the beloved but bulky audio toy that tanked with toddler headphones.It wouldn’t be our show without a friendly bicker, so we spar over handwashing, immunity, and whether a little grit makes us stronger. We land on a balanced take: wash when it matters, don’t panic when it doesn’t, and keep perspective. Parenting is a rolling risk assessment mixed with humor, love, and logistical hacks. If you’ve ever skipped a family dinner to protect a fragile immune system, wiped instead of bathed at 4 a.m., or packed ten tiny airplane toys like a master strategist, you’re among friends here.We’d love to hear your car-sickness fixes, flight wins, and boundary scripts that worked. Tap follow, share this episode with a tired parent who needs a smile, and leave a quick review to help more families find us. Your stories shape the next Helpline—send them our way.

This week on Past our Bedtime: When can you finally decorate your house with a climber? (Spoiler: Get a "Days Since Casualty" whiteboard) Why does my toddler wear bowls as hats but screams at actual hats? (We have theories) How do you handle public tantrums when strangers give unsolicited advice? (Our answer might surprise you) Plus: Parenting wins and losses from the week, including the triumphant return of the high five and why our son is officially Ivy League material. Got a parenting question that's keeping you up at night? Send us a dm and we'll answer it on a future episode!Follow us on Instagram @pastourbedtime_pod for clips and more chaos.

Ever feel like your toddler is three steps ahead while your house is struggling to keep up?In this episode, we laugh through the daily chaos and get specific about what truly helps in the toddler years: babyproofing that targets danger without shutting down curiosity, toy rotation that makes your space feel livable again, and the surprisingly powerful shift from constant “no” to offering simple choices.Along the way, we reflect on the bigger questions that sneak in between snack negotiations and milestone moments: what does healthy progress look like in a world shaped by AI and automation? How do we hold firm boundaries while still leading with warmth, trust, and humor?We talk practical setups, toddler tantrums as skill gaps (not moral failures), and how routines and autonomy can calm the toughest transitions.If you’ve been navigating screen-time endings, diaper-change battles, or the mysterious toddler pointing that somehow means eight different things, you’ll leave with strategies you can try right away — and a reminder of our simple creed:Secure what can harm, let safe learning happen, and keep showing up with heart.Enjoying the show? Follow, share with a friend in the trenches, and leave a review to help more parents find us. Questions or stories welcome — we may tackle yours next time.

We trade late-night laughs for early alarms, a people-powered fitness shift, and the messier side of year-one parenting. A rough doctor visit sparks honest talk about milestones, comparison, and choosing better advice, before we rate every month of our baby’s first year.• Early mornings as a parenting superpower• Fueling right to beat the afternoon crash• Leaning into people motivation with classes• Broncos playoff chaos and optimism• One-year checkup stress and milestone pressure• Month-by-month ratings of year one• Best stretch: months four to eight• Travel getting harder at nine months• Snacks, music, and gear that actually helped• Toddler-era beginnings and mini-tantrums• Personal time: scorekeeping vs trust

Welcome back to Past Our Bedtime, we’re kicking off 2026 with bold predictions, parenting reflections, and plenty of chaos.In this episode, we recap the holiday whirlwind of Christmas, New Year’s, and our son Maxson’s first birthday, including RC car rivalries, family travel, and a surprisingly intense aquarium tiger encounter. We talk honestly about parenting stages, gratitude, and what it looks like to enjoy the season you’re in instead of fearing the next one.Then we make our 2026 predictions, including:NFL and college football playoff predictionsMarch Madness picksFashion trends for 2026 (including Vogue’s controversial “Year of the Crack”)Haircut trends inspired by Stranger ThingsWe close with our family vision for 2026, discussing love, joy, adventure, winning as a family, and how to approach New Year’s resolutions as parents.Whether you’re a parent, sports fan, or just here for the laughs, this episode sets the tone for a fun and meaningful year ahead.Topics Discussed:Parenting during the holidaysFirst birthday reflectionsFamily traditions & travelNFL, BYU football & March Madness predictionsFashion trends in 2026Stranger Things vs. Harry Potter debateCreating a family visionNew Year’s resolutions as parentsParenting podcast, family podcast, parenting in 2026, New Year’s resolutions parents, sports predictions podcast, NFL predictions, BYU football, March Madness predictions, fashion trends 2026, millennial parents, young parents podcast, marriage and parenting, funny parenting podcast

We got “gifted” a $100 Amazon card… and it turned into a phishing test  Plus: mini earthquakes, surprise carolers, and our 2025 Wrapped (top shows, songs, and baby products).We cover: phishing chaos, earthquake anxiety, our top TV picks, songs on repeat, best/worst baby gear, best food, favorite trips, and top moments.Follow us: @PastOurBedtime_Pod

In this episode, Taylee and Braydon are up past their bedtime and running a “million miles an hour” talking about everything from slang wars to spicy book club beef to what Christmas looks like now that they’re parents.We kick things off with pre-show banter about “crash outs,” office drama in an all-male sales team, and why Braydon is “just smiling and dialing” while Taylee is begging for the tea. Then we get into awkward friendships that fade after motherhood and some wild current events, from talking to an AI on the phone to Kim K’s brain scan.To wrap it up (pun fully intended), we talk about how Christmas changed once we had a baby, how we’re trying to keep Christ at the center of the season, Santa vs. Jesus, managing gift expectations for kids, and a rapid-fire round of Christmas questions that exposes our very strong opinions on wrapping paper, Christmas lights, and chaotic Christmas mornings.If you love cozy Christmas vibes, mild drama, mom-life brain, and a little bit of chaos… this one’s for you.

In this episode, we recap a wild holiday stretch: Thanksgiving races, awkward porta-potty encounters, mom safety scares at the grocery store, and gearing up for baby’s first Christmas. We also dive into Christmas traditions, gifts for babies, Santa debates, budgets, and why Black Friday just isn’t what it used to be.🎧 In this episode we chat about:• Thanksgiving recap: half marathon vs. 10K, running “influencer pace,” and a very unfortunate porta-potty moment• Post-race soreness, long drives, family time, and ALL the Thanksgiving food• Why old-school Black Friday was elite (and why today’s version is boring)• Kicking off Christmas: snow, advent calendars, Lift-mas, and baking season• A grocery store cart incident + mom anxiety about safety in parking lots• Baby formula recall fears and why “tried-and-true” brands feel safer• Our favorite childhood Christmas traditions & in-law differences• Waking kids up at 4 a.m. vs. actually sleeping in on Christmas morning• Gifts for babies: are they “pointless” or still magical?• Santa rules, fairness for kids, and setting realistic Christmas budgets👶 For the parents:If you’re navigating baby’s first Christmas, feeling anxious in public with your kids, or just trying to keep the holidays fun without going broke, this episode is super relatable. We’re talking real-life parenting, not Pinterest-perfect.💬 Join the conversation:Have a funny Black Friday story, a Christmas tradition we need to steal, or a hot take on Santa + gift budgets? Tell us in the comments / reviews – we read them all!👍 If you enjoy the show:• On YouTube – like, subscribe, and drop a comment• On Apple Podcasts/Spotify – follow and leave a rating or review (it helps other parents find us!)

In this episode, we dive into a chaotic week filled with baby sleep regression, unexpected neighbor drama, and a dark playgroup story. If you’re a parent trying to stay sane, get more sleep, or just feel less alone in the madness, this one’s for you.🔥 In This Episode:• The neighbor’s daughter relentlessly slamming her door against the wall• Our baby’s latest sleep regression (send help 😅)• How Taylee’s playgroup turned dark. • Real talk about parenting fatigue, boundaries, and keeping your cool• Plenty of laughs, mini rants, and relatable chaos🎧 Why You’ll Love It:We’re sharing the unfiltered side of parenthood, the stuff everyone goes through but nobody talks about. If you enjoy honest conversations, funny family stories, and the comforting chaos of raising little humans, you’ll feel right at home here.💬 Join the Conversation:Tell us if you’ve survived a similar neighbor saga, dealt with brutal sleep regressions, or had a playgroup suddenly ghost you.👍 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review, it helps the show reach more parents just like you!

In this episode of Past Our Bedtime, Taylee and Braydon recap a wild week of parenting: their baby’s first big throw-up experience in the middle of a packed Texas Roadhouse, fantasy football smack talk, chukar hunting drama (and dead birds in the trash 😬), and friends moving across the country with toddlers in tow.Then things get deeper as they open up about postpartum anxiety, insomnia, and how a simple nightly gratitude practice completely changed their mental health and their parenting journey. They wrap up with how they want to teach gratitude to their kids, thoughts on social media and mental health, and why being a parent is actually enough.

In this episode of Past Our Bedtime, Taylee and Braydon share the laughter (and chaos) that comes with watching baby Maxen hit new milestones. From celebrating firsts to adjusting to life and marriage after baby, they keep it real with humor, honesty, and heart. It’s the perfect episode for parents who want to laugh about the messiness of parenting while celebrating every win.

In Episode 7 of Past Our Bedtime, we talk late into the night about everything from 19-inning baseball games to the struggles of modern job interviews. Taylee shares her chaotic tax-job experience, complete with absurd interview questions and “no-Google” tests, while Braydon celebrates learning options trading. The two open up about the ups and downs of parenting their baby Maxen — teething phases, bedtime battles, and those tender, heart-melting moments that make it all worth it.They finish the episode reflecting on how having a child has reshaped their relationship: trading spontaneous date nights for family dinners, but finding deeper connection and intention in the everyday.Past Our Bedtime, parenting podcast, relationship after baby, funny couple podcast, new parents talk, marriage and parenting, young family vlog, tax job interview, working mom stories, baby sleep struggles, teething baby, options trading beginner, married life podcast, late night conversations, family vlog podcast, relationship growth after kids, millennial parents, couple banter, real life parenting, life after having a baby#PastOurBedtime #ParentingPodcast #MarriageAfterBaby #FunnyParents #MomLife #DadLife #CoupleGoals #ParentingJourney #YoungParents #RealTalk #RelationshipGrowth #FamilyPodcast #LifeUpdate

Taylee and Braydon get real about the newborn trenches, those chaotic first weeks home, covering sleep deprivation, breastfeeding surprises, postpartum recovery, dividing duties, and the mental game of being brand-new parents. A hilariously off-the-rails “Batman” guest kicks things off (Elvis voice included), followed by candid stories: hospital feeding shock, a Home Depot blowout, late-night bottle/pump routines, and why “every 2 hours” advice isn’t one-size-fits-all. They share what they’d do differently for baby #2, the power of tiny wins (those sleepy newborn smiles!), and practical ways partners can actually help. It’s equal parts honest, helpful, and hilarious, perfect for expecting or first-time parents looking for comfort, tips, and a few laughs.The “feed every 2 hours” rule can create anxiety, follow baby, not the clock when safe.Breastfeeding reality: time-consuming, emotional, and hard at first—even with good supply.Postpartum recovery can bring infections, hormone swings, and adrenaline crashes, grace greater than guilt.Night strategy that worked: partner handles one bottle feed, mom pumps once, everyone sleeps more.Divide duties early (diapers, dishes, meals, cleaning) so the birthing parent can truly recover.It’s normal if bonding takes time—love grows as you learn your baby’s cues.Lower expectations for house/perfection; prioritize rest over “rockstar parent” pressure.Remember the joy: tiny smiles, snuggles, and progress make the trenches worth it.newborn trenches, first time parents advice, newborn sleep tips, breastfeeding struggles, postpartum recovery, partner support newborn, bottle vs breastfeeding routine, pumping at night, newborn schedule reality, sleep deprivation with newborn, first weeks home with baby, dividing chores new parents, hospital feeding first time mom, funny parenting stories, Home Depot blowout story, Batman podcast bit, Halloween parenting episode, BYU vs Utah game mention, realistic parenting podcast, young parents podcast, husband and wife podcast, honest motherhood, dad perspective newborn, baby reflux tips, colostrum bottle, forceps delivery recovery, anxiety after birth, IV antibiotics postpartum, baby won’t take pacifier0:00 Cold open + “Batman” guest3:30 Why this pod needs “saving”6:20 Newborn trenches intro10:15 What was easier vs harder than expected16:40 Breastfeeding shock & time sink22:00 Postpartum infection & mental load29:10 Sleep strategies that actually helped34:45 Dividing duties (and changing mom’s diapers)40:20 Funny/horrifying blowout story46:00 Pep talks for our past selves52:00 Final advice for first-time parents

In this heartfelt episode of Past Our Bedtime, Taylee and Brayden dive into one of the most personal and relatable topics for young couples: when is the right time to have a baby? They open up about the emotional, physical, and relational aspects of deciding to become parents, drawing from their own experiences and candid conversations. With humor and vulnerability, they explore how their relationship evolved through pregnancy, the unspoken pressures couples face, and why there may never be a “perfect” time. This episode blends honest reflections with broader themes of personal growth, love, and navigating life transitions, making it both deeply personal and universally resonant.TakeawaysThere’s no one-size-fits-all answer to when you should have a baby—every journey is unique.Emotional readiness is just as important as financial or logistical planning.Open communication between partners is crucial when facing life-altering decisions.Parenthood challenges your relationship—but it can also deepen your connection.Societal expectations can create pressure; trust your own timing.Fear is normal, but growth often lies on the other side of uncertainty.Reflecting on your values as a couple helps clarify life goals.Vulnerability in relationships builds trust, especially during big decisions.It’s okay to not feel 100% ready—few people ever truly are.Embracing change together is what strengthens lasting relationships.Keywordsparenting journey, having a baby, family planning, new parents, relationship growth, emotional readiness, parenthood timing, first-time parents, love and family, life transitions, couple dynamics, communication in relationships, personal development, pregnancy planning, parenthood decisions

SummaryIn this episode, Taylee and Brayden share personal updates about their lives as new parents, discussing the challenges and joys of parenting, work-life balance, and the impact of technology and AI on their lives. They reflect on their experiences with their baby, Maxen, and how their perspectives on parenting have evolved. The conversation also touches on sports, music, seasonal changes, and the fun of Halloween, all while emphasizing the importance of love, understanding, and personal growth in a rapidly changing world.TakeawaysParenting can feel overwhelming, but support from family helps.Traveling to family can provide a much-needed break for parents.Work-life balance is challenging, especially when sick.Understanding technology and AI is crucial in today's world.Personal growth often comes from overcoming difficult experiences.Sports can be a fun distraction from daily life.Music can evoke strong opinions and emotions.Seasonal changes can affect mood and preferences.Halloween is a time for fun and nostalgia.Embracing love and understanding is essential in a chaotic world.Keywordsparenting, personal growth, technology, AI, sports, music, seasonal changes, Halloween, family life, cultural commentary

In this lively conversation, the hosts discuss their experiences with fantasy football, the onset of spooky season, and a recent family trip to Cancun. They share their expectations versus reality regarding the resort, the challenges of traveling with a baby, and their mixed feelings about the food at the resort. The conversation also touches on the peculiarities of flying with a child and the social dynamics encountered during travel, including unsolicited advice from strangers.fantasy football, Cancun, family vacation, traveling with a baby, resort experiences, food reviews, spooky season, parenting challenges, flight experiences, personal anecdotes

SummaryIn this lively conversation, the hosts share personal updates, including sports highlights and experiences at Burning Man. They delve into the complexities of attending Disneyland with children, discuss health trends surrounding protein powders, and explore cultural norms related to shaving and fantasy football leagues. The episode wraps up with reflections on motherhood and the challenges of parenting.Keywordssports, Burning Man, music festival, Disneyland, health trends, protein powder, cultural norms, fantasy football, motherhood, personal updates