Patch And Switch

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who are torn between the career of ceramic artists and stunt performers. Stunt Performers ? Anybody talk to Rick lately? It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who put the word Artificial ... in Artificial Intelligence! It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who couldn't make it as extreme cheese sculptors. Apparently a big old puddle of "mess" doesn't count as a sculpture. Look. It's art, ok ?It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... here they are back from whatever hiatus from whatever things they do... why is this show only every other week? I need to get paid.... someone needs to pay me more....   It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better? 

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who make more drama during a routine server reboot than a 1980's afternoon soap opera... It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who are the 16th item in your cart when you are checking out in the 15 items or less checkout lane... It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who couldn't make it as confetti cleaners in New York City... but they are here to clean up 2025! Here they are...   It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better? 

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who don't really exist - at least according to major national media. Or at least that's not really their names! Here they are...   It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... (Joey Audio issues once again) It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... (Remote shoot in Vegas - couldn't afford to bring in "sound guy" or "Announcer Guy") It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... (insert announcer boy here) (Remind announcer boy to unmute mic) I don't know how to press the buttons anymore. They have changed the whole studio. I want a refund! (we're the ones who need to ask for the refund) It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who are smoother than a Yacht Rock mixed tape... It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who are just here to speak to you about your cars warrantee... It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... trois gas qui ne pourrais pas survivre dans la forret Canadienne...   C'est Patch et Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... wo guys who couldn't make it as workers in a soap factory, but still want you to call them bubbles... oh, sorry. I wasn't supposed to read this one, it says "strike that. don't read in next show" - Here they are! It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys still struggling to determine the differences between astronomy and astrology It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who us AI to teach them how to USE AI... It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who are plotting to take over the world using nothing by xylophones and accordions It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... Two guys who you should trust everything they say about technology solely because they understand the difference between good espresso and bad instant coffee. It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who put the source in source code problems...Here they are... It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who couldn't make it as ice block salesmen, even at a wedding convention It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better? 

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who will always make it to the final four - of what, we don't know... It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who are perma-banned from every entering ANY... and I mean ANY bubble wrap factories It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who can bring down the hotel WiFi network faster then an F1 pitstop It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who couldn't make it as sports statisticians, but you trust their binary countdown clock It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... three guys who are trying to figure out of this podcast runs automatically  It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys that are better then all the late night "all you can eat sushi" you can find at the local convenience store It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who sole wish / largest dream is to cut out each piece of confetti that drops on new years eve. It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... it's the end of the year... have you seen any IT Pros anywhere? We haven't. It's the end of the year, end of fiscal year... whatever... anyways... here they are It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who couldn't make it as Ski instructors, despite how fast this show goes downhill... It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... Two guys who couldn't make it as Baristas... but BOY do they love their coffee!   It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... Two guys you should trust everything they say about technology, solely because they pass out full sized candy bars for HalloweenIt's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... (Announcer Guy was muted for this episode) It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who are made for Fridays. No really. I just want it to be over with.   It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who couldnt make it in the entertainment industry as folley artists, yet they bring their amazing audio production to the show every week. It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who don't work as often as a McDonalds Icecream Machine. At least that's what they tell me. It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who do something else. It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... two guys who couldn't make it in the gardening industry... because... it's just trees. It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better? 

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now... Two guys who couldn't make it as professional penguin wranglers... who wrote this copy? Do they watch this thing? Oh sorry... It's Patch and Switch.  Did you see my coffee.Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now two guys spicier than your favourite buffalo... oh it's been one of those weeks. Yeah! Try living this life. Actually it's pretty good - I'm living well. I talk for 10 secondsIt's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now two guys who seperate Ions better then reverse osmosis. Who the hell Writes this? Oh writers Strike - that explains everythingIt's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now two guys who can't get their act together... did they ever get their act together? I don't think they got their act together. I don't even think they act?It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now two guys who couldn't make it as psychics... boy they didn't see that comingIt's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now two guys who don't even know what time it is. Because they didn't show up until 2 minutes ago... Maybe not...It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch. And now two guys who put the word "incident" in Incident response... It's Patch and Switch! Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch. And now... (Announcer Guy was Muted) It's Patch and Switch! Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch. And now two guys .... well... Here they are! It's Patch and Switch! Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now two guys who couldn't figure out how to make the announcer guys mic liveIt's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?

It's Friday, do you know where your IT Pros are? We don't - It's Patch and Switch.And now two guys who finally figured out you can actually buy a new calendar to start things off right at the first of the year.It's Patch and Switch!Geek comedy and tech humour on a Friday. what could be better?