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Patient Players
by Daniel and Jordan
Daniel and Jordan love games, love talking about them and most of all they love you. The best gaming experiences or stories often come not from the hottest trends or newest games but from old classics that still hold up or discounted gems. Whether getting excited about bizarre crab games or finding great deals, there's always something to talk about when you're a patient player.
Episodes
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EP80 - We Need to Talk...
Did we say this was a tri-weekly podcast? Because apparently we meant tri-monthly. In this episode, Jordan and Daniel break the ice as they tell us how it may even become tri-yearly. And also video games. Duh.
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EP79 - Cryptbros Currency
When we said biweekly episodes we really meant triweekly... or not. Anyways we're back, and with a vengeance for cryptocurrencies everywhere. don't miss it or you'll be sad and stuff
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EP78 - Pokemon Snap RTX
The Bachelor Party’s are back with a vengeance as Daniel and Jordan hack and cough their way through discussions on Ray Tracing, Pokemon Snap, Subnautica Below Zero, Portal Reloaded and more!
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EP77 - Gorilla Tag & The Bad Case of the Bachelor Party’s
Have you ever wished to be a gorilla playing tag all throughout your home? I sure haven’t, that sounds dumb. But not if you’re Daniel and his Oculus Quest 2! Learn how F A S T I N T E R N E T can keep your monkey toes anywhere! Also Jordan’s sick lol
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EP76 - An Evil Genius 2 Surprise
Our first bi-weekly episode is packed full of revisiting some old favorites like Half Life Alyx, Hades, Yu-Gi-Oh, Hearthstone, Valheim and Omori. Also Evil Genius 2 came out and we completely forget until most of the way through the episode.
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EP75 - Hades Review and Spoilercast
The Patient Players take on their VERY FIRST REVIEW! Hear the ins and outs about Supergiant’s Hades in this week’s main topic but prepare for some juicy talk about Valheim servers running on a Raspberry Pi with Windows 10 and a special Playstation Surpri5
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EP74 - Six Ways Nintendo Can Ruin Diamond/Pearl Remakes
The Patient Players express a little format flexibility as we bring our first episode based on a discussion topic your way! Come talk about our favorite topic, Nintendo stank turds
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EP73 - Valheim Together and Hades Surprise
Jordan jumps in with Daniel and tries out Valheim as well as ANOTHER GAME THAT IS A SURPRISE AND DEFINITELY NOT IN THE TITLE
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EP72 - Valheim, Pokemon and Butt Rugs
After the tragedy of the lost episode 71, the Patient Players are back with big announcements and even bigger conversations about video games like Valheim, Pokemon Legends Arceus, Gunfire Reborn and even more!
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EP70 - Gunfire Reborn / Omori Gifts for All
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Try-hard." "Try-hard who?" "I'm daniel and I'm a try-hard, even on accident when I can't find the crouch or dash buttons in my video games." Lol gottem. Only on patient players podcast.
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EP69 - Cyber Shadow: Risk it for the Biscuit
Daniel is back to get to the real points we’ve all wanted to talk about like Yu-Gi-Oh, what is the best modern retro ninja game and Jordan finds a way to somehow keep playing Animal Crossing.
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[Life Update] A Somber Message from Daniel
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EP68 - Mario 3D World: Glow of The Almighty Squid
For the first time ever, guest star Keaton is INVITED to the show to discuss everything tasty, delicious, and Nintendo with Jordan in this week's Patient Players episode!
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EP67 - Animal Crossing: Battle Horizons
Daniel and Jordan check in on the state of their favorite class based shooter Overwatch and Daniel tries very hard to convince Jordan to try Yu-Gi-Oh.
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EP66 - Almost Hades and I Agree
The Patient Player boys put off important things like playing new video games to discover picross and Minecraft. Also Daniel kills God or becomes God or something, he’s not really sure.
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EP65 - Miles Morales: Milking the Cold Cow
Happy new year to all! Come hear about the Christmas goodies and winter break video games that Daniel and Jordan have been enjoying!
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EP64 - Top 10 of 2020
Ho ho ho and a new year to our listeners. Hopefully a happy one. Just like this episode: a happy episode on our favorite games that we played in 2020!
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EP63 - Dragon’s Dogma vs. Shining Resonance
Ho ho ho, and a happy Patient Playing! What's going on this week at PP HQ? We got your Overwatch, we got your JRPGs, your dragons, and most of all: that Holiday spirit. <3 (I hate writing these)
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EP62 - Everybody’s Switch Daddy
Jordan discusses the Master Chef and his oinkie in Fortnite while Daniel keeps playing his Switch while paying for everyone’s online service
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EP61 - Jordan buys Fortnite
No power on earth can stop the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda from conquering the galaxy as Patient Player Jordan falls to their marketability. Daniel buys, like a lot of Switch games. He forgot to mention that he bought Transistor in the show.
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EP60 - Bugsnax, Elite Dangerous and Cyber deals
What's kinda bug AND kinda snack? Well it's not Jordan or Daniel, but you'll find out in this tasty episode on all the best cyber Monday deals!
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EP59 - Jordan Buys a PS5
What is the essence of patient playing? Jordan and his naughty Luigi can’t tell you as we discuss the PS5 he just bought as well as why he won’t just friggin’ play Haes. Also Daniel buys an anime game.
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EP58 - Can’t get a PS5
Who doesn’t love hating on scalpers? Why would Daniel spend more on a free game than on 7 new ones? When will Jordan finally play Hades? Who’s your favorite warchief?
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EP57 - VRcades
In this episode Daniel has returned from the magical kingdom of Hades and also Disney World while the Patient Players discuss the VR future of arcades, fun Halloween Minecraft times and answer questions about their dream consoles.
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EP56 - Part Time UFO and November’s Free Games
Spoopy month ends with a bang and a whole lot of gaming deals! Control cloud edition hits the Nintendo Switch, Jordan gets really good at claw games and Daniel can’t stop killing titans and talking about VR a whole bunch.
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EP55 - Crown Tundra and the VR Renaissance
The creaking hinges of the Patient Players vault open once again to talk about the newest Pokemon DLC. Daniel once again discovers what he loves about VR with the Oculus Quest 2 and a whole lot of Spoopy deals come our way just in time for Halloween.
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EP54 - Oculus Quest 2: Gaming in the Elite Lane
cheap video games, am i right?
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EP53 - Genshin Impact and Baldur’s Gate 3
Daniel does his best to give a comprehensive explanation of this strange “Breath of the Weeaboo” we’ve all been hearing bout and Jordan talks about the fun of a truly early Early Access game!
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EP52 - Star Wars Squadrons and October’s Free Games
What’s more patient than Minecraft updates, free anime games and a whole lot of monthly subscription freebies? We’ve made an episode for every week of the year and we made this episode because we love you.
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EP51 - Kingdoms of Amalur: Wubaboobu's Fate
I love when Daniel forgets to write an episode description; it's the best! But that's ok, because now I can call him a stinky butt-lovin nugget bucket of squirrel tails right here for everyone to see. Also we talk about video games.
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EP50 - Among Us: K from the Abyss (feat. Keaton)
Do you have any idea how much an abyssal port connection costs? Doesn't matter, because it's time for Friend Keaton's All-Anime Podcast (unless we can help it) in this special 50th episode of Patient Players.
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EP49 - Spellbreak: Daniel Royale
This week on the Patient Players Podcast: Daniel finishes Undertale and Mortal Shell, explores the new battle royale Spellbreak, while Jordan discusses his career in conducting trains and driving in Smash Bros. Ultimate
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EP48 - Mario 3D All Stars: Large Luigi
What do $1500 video cards, Japanese Italian plumbers from New York and artificial scarcity economics have in common? Well they’re all in this podcast somehow! Oh yah and Jordan gets a girlfriend.
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EP47 - Mortal Shell: Impressions & Lute Boxes
What is going on with Mortal Shell? Come find out while Jordan and Daniel discuss games new and old but as always return to the most important topic: crabs.
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EP46: Microsoft Flight Sim—Patient Jordan’s Patient Airlines
Jordan’s back with plenty of games to talk about with his pals LEGO™ Mario and Daniel including Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020, the Oculus Quest, Heroes of the Storm and Dead Cells
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EP45: The Messenger impressions (feat. Imran from The Jock and Nerd Podcast)
Featuring a special nerdy guest (Imran from the Jock and Nerd Podcast) on this week’s episode Daniel gives his impressions on playing The Messenger on Xbox Gamepass.
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EP44: Gameboy SP Elitism
Va-K-tion Gameboy SP Elitism Gourmet Feta Cheese Throne Where’s Satan?! Responsible Podcast Parents
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EP43: Carrion my Wayward Son
Daniel and Jordan show a little love to Microsoft (and Mario) this week as they talk about Paper Mario, deals they found on Gamepass, new games from the Game Showcase and... an old DS games?
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EP42: A Quarter of a Decade
Why are Jordan and Daniel on their phones so much? What problems in your life are you going to point a lightning gun at?... Besides the Internal Pommeranians of course. Find out in this week’s episode!
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EP41: Bitten by the Bloons Bug
After a much needed week off the boys are back, Daniel and Jordan talk through a plethora of exciting games and updates like Bloons 6, Nintendo Switches in every household and somehow Nier Automata comes up again. Play Celeste.
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EP40: Dak Prescott is Using Withdraw!
Dust off those monsters in your pocket because Jordan gets to talk about all things Pokemon like Cafes, MOBAs and lots of flat ground. Daniel takes a break from the quarantine to hunt monsters, experience the plague and browse the Steam summer sale.
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EP39: VR Enlightenment
What do Star Wars, Monster Hunter, and Pokemon have in common? Nothing! But Daniel didn't write the description this week so I guess I'm doing it. Join your co-hosts in this week's episode on games and stuff I guess. I mean it's the usual stuff man.
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EP38: Monchster Hunter
We hope your Monday isn't feeling maggoty--but if it is, Jordan and Daniel are here to bring in the heat in this weeks episode of all things games, deals, and a world of monster hunting.
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EP37: The Second Month of June
Come listen to these sweet new Podcast tunes courtesy of David Irizarry Music! Daniel and Jordan talk about, like, 15 different games this week, it’s a rollercoaster episode for sure!
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EP36: Brazilian Food Anime
Do you like cookies? Granny D certainly does. With a whole bunch of games to talk about Jordan and Daniel discuss wifi drivers, climbing ranks and the newest game from Mojang!
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EP35: My Very Elongated Family
“Make the description two sentences” they said. “It doesn’t have to be complicated they said” like the don't even appreciate the richness and depth of a well made description. Well join Daniel and Jordan this week as we dive into heated discussions about
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EP34: Everything In and Around the Sun
We’re live once again in week #2 of our new live podcast format! This week we dive into the newest hottest games like the Gamecube, and SNES Kirby... and Chess! Hear about the Journey’s End update to Terraria and some hot Epic Games deals this week.
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EP33: Luigi’s Mansion: Suck of the Wild
Out of NOWHERE Jordan and Daniel hit you with the first ever LIVE RECORDED Patient Players episode ever! Come pretend to see our faces as you listen to this audio-only experience.
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EP32: Jiving Right in
May the second be with you! It's a new month, which means NEW DEALS! Luckily Jordan and Daniel are here to show you what's poppin jimbo to save you from spending all those hard-earned bells.
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EP31: 1-800-Spooopy
Join Daniel and Jordan on this week’s episode to learn life lessons about never giving up and never trusting strangers that aren’t TACOCHEIF
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Daniel and Jordan love games, love talking about them and most of all they love you. The best gaming experiences or stories often come not from the hottest trends or newest games but from old classics that still hold up or discounted gems. Whether getting excited about bizarre crab games or finding great deals, there's always something to talk about when you're a patient player.
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Daniel and Jordan love games, love talking about them and most of all they love you. The best gaming experiences or stories often come not from the hottest trends or newest games but from old classics that still hold up or discounted gems. Whether getting excited about bizarre crab games or finding...
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Patient Players is created and hosted by Daniel and Jordan.
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