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Patrons Behaving Badly

by Patrons Behaving Badly

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Episodes

  1. 66: Tom and the Lawyer!

  2. 65: The Pizza Predicament

  3. 64: The Flying Lady!

  4. 63: The Gift Certificate Debacle!

  5. 62: Karma smacks Tom right in the hair!

    "Paging Mr. Comb-Over! Mr. Comb-Over, your table is ready!"

  6. 61: It's the pizza...that wasn't a pizza.

  7. 60: Two grannies outsmart Tom!

    How to outsmart the chef with one hamburger!

  8. 59: The Grumpy Grandpa!

    There was nothing fishy about how he wanted his fish!

  9. 58: The Old Lady with the Potty Mouth!

    Such words coming out of such a sweet looking old lady!

  10. 57: Karma Explodes on These Diners!

    In the form of a diaper!

  11. 56: Patrons from Outer Space!

    Tom can recognize an alien from outer space as soon as they walk in...and they're not friendly aliens!

  12. 55: Tom Fires Himself!

    Tom got in trouble...with himself!

  13. 54: "Don't You Want Us to Come Back?"

    Toms answer, "NO!" Find out why!

  14. 53: Grandma's Getting Hammered!

    Maybe she should of had just ONE martini.

  15. 52: The Sad Coat-Check Girl.

    Some people are just jerks to the staff!

  16. 51: The Pro "Sender Backer!"

    You just can't please some people ANYTIME!

  17. 50: The Great Lobster Debate!

    "Claws or no claws....THAT is the question!"

  18. 49: The Doctor with No Patients!

    He has no room for waiting!

  19. 48: How to drink expensive brandy, cheaply!

    You just need really good timing and a dim bartender!

  20. 47: The Christmas tree that was moving on it's own!

    The lady who nearly stole the Christmas tree!

  21. 46: When "take-out" comes IN!

    Tom would like to "take-out" this couple!

  22. 45: He Didn't Have a Potty Mouth, but...

    When the kids "bathroom" is next to your table!

  23. 44: The Soup Nazi's Sister!

    Just how many times can you send back soup?!

  24. 43: She Doesn't Want a Bar...in the BAR!

    What is cheaper than cheap? SHE is!

  25. 42: Restaurant Week!

    Bargains for you, headaches for Tom!

  26. 41: I WANT MORE ATTENTION!

    The food can be great, but what some customers really want...is just more attention!

  27. 40: How Do You Pay a 37 Cent Bill?!

    Going ballistic over 37 cents!

  28. 39: The Hand Drawn Gift Certificate!

    It was either a gift certificate...or a ransom note!

  29. 38: The Annoying Wine Lady!

    Whining about the wine!

  30. 37: The Fussy Vegetarian!

    Too many veggies for this vegetarian!

  31. 36: Taking the Happy Out Of Happy Hour!

    If it weren't for some people, "Happy Hour" would be happy!

  32. 35: What Happens When You Send Something Back!

    Sometimes the kitchen has the last laugh!

  33. 34: The Frisky Wait Staff!

    When the heat in the kitchen is not coming from ovens!

  34. 33: The Cheap Cake Cutting Lady!

    She wanted her cake and to eat it, too (unfortunately for Tom!)

  35. 32: We Don't Need No Stinking Menus!

    Does anyone ever just order off the menu anymore?!

  36. 31: The Female Soup Nazi!

    When your age and the temperature of your soup collide!

  37. 30: Fresh Meat at the Bachelor Auction!

    How Tom brought in big bucks at the bachelor auction!

  38. 29: The Disappearing Menus!

    People steal stuff from restaurants all the time....but taking the menu's?!

  39. 28: Dino's Revenge!

    Be nice to your server...and here's why!

  40. 27: Splash him with wine!

    Sometimes, the best "wines" come from the customers!

  41. 26: TOM Behaving Badly...AGAIN!

    When Tom's wallet was not fat enough for a very little drink!

  42. 25: Directions for the "directionless!"

    No wonder Long Island has never had a great explorer!

  43. 24: Paging Mr Comb Over!

    The story of the comb-over waitress!

  44. 23: Tom Behaving Badly?!

    The cognac confession!

  45. 22: The Problem with Chickens!

    The lady and the chicken...and then another chicken...

  46. 21: Why Restaurant Week is so Much Fun...NOT!

    What happens when you only want one course in your 3 course meal!

  47. 20: The Flying Customer!

    Some people have very strange priorities!

  48. 19: Restaurant Week!

    Restaurant week is great, unless you OWN the restaurant!

  49. 18: 200 Patrons Behaving badly!

    The one word Tom used to control 200 loud people!

  50. 17: The "D List" Celebrity

    The "D" list celebrity with the "F" attitude!

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