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Paul Eats A Cookie!
by Paul Salazar Jr
Self-anointed-cookie-philosopher: Paul Salazar Jr consumes and reviews a cookie.
Episodes
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Homemade Butterscotch Chip Cookie
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! We’re back with a new episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! as a special surprise sweet treat for you. Today we try a homemade Butterscotch Chip Cookie. PEAC! is a sweet little show with NO NOTES. Your host: Paul Salazar Jr hits record and sees where the wind takes him.…
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Podcast trailer: Sunday Morning Pre-Recorded!
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! And I promised I would drop the trailer to my new project in the feed here and I’m pleased as punch to introduce to you: Sunday Morning Pre-Recorded! It’s a sketch comedy podcast that is following SNL’s 50th season this year and is all about comedy, comedy writing,...
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Homemade Galleta: Season Finale Spectacular
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! Carla and I are so happy to bring you the season finale of Paul Eats A Cookie! In this episode we go wild and record the pod as we are baking a cookie to eat! Paul goes to the internet to find a receta for panadería style galleta. Challenging himself to translate…
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Reece’s Dipped Animal Crackers
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie, Paul can’t wait to talk about his favorite classic flavor combo: chocolate and peanut butter, he also talks sports, sensory overload & Sensory Overlord, misinformation, CostCo, Carnitas, Weber kettle snake method and much much more! Sorry for the late…
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Whole Foods Cookie Bar: Mini Toffee Crunch & Pistachio Shortbread
In this Double Stufed episode we go back to the Whole Foods Cookie Bar to snag a couple snacks! This time around it’s: Mini Toffee Crunch Cookie and Pistachio Shortbread Cookie. For the WFCB eps this season, I taste them blind! Trying to guess what kind of treat I’m eating. We talk about...
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Stauffer’s Ginger Snaps
Happy Labor Day, chums! It’s ya boy. In this episode Paul talks Labor Day, bartending, brings his coffee mug for some dipping and drops some big news on the pod today. That and much much more on this episode of the pod.
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First Street Candy Chocolate Chip
Welcome to Cookie Town, the internet’s favorite cookie review comedy podcast* is back with a trip to your local grocery store to pick up some cookies for a picnic. In this episode Paul talks about his travels, specifically how he has NOT been to hell, heat, Carla’s hatred of summer, barbecuing,...
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Oatmeal Cream Pie - WFCB
In this episode Paul returns to the Whole Foods Cookie Bar to snag yet another cookie, this time around: an oatmeal cream pie cookie. Paul goes off on a tangent (like he always does…this whole podcast is like ‘oops all tangents!’) about nostalgia and ends up heavily discussing Little Debbie…
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Whole Foods Cookie Bar (B&W Cookie)
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul talks about grief and loss and black & white cookies. On the second trip to the Whole Foods Cookie bar we went in blind but it was very obvious on sight that it was a black & white cookie! We chat about emotions for a bit and then go to cookie town. Do...
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Paul Eats A Cookie? Episode 30 Spectacular
Whoops! This week’s episode was unfinished so as a sweet little treat, Paul jumps on mic to tell you about the difficulties of trying to edit and re-record podcasts and then…eats a concha? Things are wild over here on this little shorty podcast to tell you there’s no podcast this week!
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Pepperidge Farm Farmhouse: Thin & Crispy: Butter Pecan
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul’s episode title is longer than his episode! Paul talks about being sick, bouncing back, watching the Olympics, and tries to figure out why this cookie has such a long name and has quite a surprise in store for himself. How good can a cookie be that has…
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Kirkland Signature: Double Nut & Chocolate Chunk
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul tries to explain his concept of a double stuffed episode. Paul attempts to stay on topic for once and discusses the Emmy nominations and some of his opinions on shows this season as well as his opinion on weaponized opinions! He then rates and reviews…
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Kirkland Signature Oatmeal Raisin
On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul comes back from a camping trip and goes to Costco for a bakery run for some oatmeal raisin cookies. In this episode Paul talks about his preferred oatmeal cookie, being irritable, stressing, his last two weeks, looking forward to clubbing in his 40s and...
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Panda Express Fortune Cookie
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul barely escapes Beryl to get back to LA. Hurricane talk, family talk* and cookie talk. Please stay safe and take care of yourself and your communities. Paul scrounges around to find a Panda Express fortune cookie and opens the cellophane and reviews…
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Pecan Sandies
On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! It’s Carla’s Gotcha Day. Celebrating 4 years of Carla and remembering the day Paul first saw Carla. Besides the puppy love, Paul eats Keebler Pecan Sandies. Paul remembers it as being one of his mom’s favorite cookies, will it be one of his? That and more on...
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Chips Ahoy!
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie: Paul gets a tear in his eye because of a hat, talks about fathers, dogs and dry guys. How will this nostalgic cookie hold up in the review? Check out this week’s podcast a day late and subscribe and review!
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Marias Gamesa
On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul eats Marias Gamesa. He talks about gig jobs, health, graham crackers, Carlos Santana and not being blasphemous. Subscribe, review and share! Besos.
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Bread Lounge Sablés
Hey y’all! On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul is under-the-weather but fret not, he is still here to rant and eat a cookie. Today Paul talks about being sick as a kid, brain fog, nurse bear, shortbread cookie differences and tries to remember what it is that he is talking about.…
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Sour Patch Kid Oreos
Oh boy…ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy. In this special episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! We have our first guest with Sara Loy coming on to try the abomination that is Sour Patch Kid Oreos. (Spoiler alert: we ate them so you don’t have to) In this episode we talk Memorial Day, capitalism, granules,...
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E.L. Fudge Elfwich Cookies
Do you know what E.L. stands for? Do you know about Timmy the Ghost? This special episode Paul talks about loss and grief but he also talks about elves, and buckets of fudge! Let’s get a little vulnerable and a little silly and take some good energy back to your Hollow Tree! Subscribe, review and...
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Fudge Stripes
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! It has been a week, folks. In this episode, Paul talks about mothers, his mother, having a bad time in a writers block, comments, Carla & Boots, how it’s all Keebler’s fault, college diets, wholesome rebellions, involuntary popping and locking and no crumbs left.…
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Favorite Day: Creme Brûlée Sandwich Cookie
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul is not good at introducing himself, is in a cranky mood and talks about mosquitos, deflection, vanity, mosquito-bite-man, clamshells, thicc cookies, still wanting your dog to respect you, grocery store muffins and more! Paul goes to Target to try…
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Costco Double Chocolate Chunk Cookie
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul goes to the Costco Food Court to review their new menu item. Paul talks about being over-extended, attempts to pronounce Poroit, forgets Natasha Lyonne’s name, admits getting a Costco membership might be the most adult…
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Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul get’s grateful, talks about trying to present yourself certain ways, then gets interrupted by a sales person and forgets everything! But don’t worry there’s plenty talk of cookies and corner stores. Subscribe, share and…
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Golden Double Stuf Oreo
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul reviews Golden Double Stuf Oreo! At this point my brain has melted. Unskilled nursing, striving for consistency (in all aspects of life), being Dana Carvey, momentum, spring cleaning, starting a new exciting career as a hype man, neighbor dogs going…
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Oreo Double Stuf
Ahoy there, chums, it’s ya boy. In the episode Paul talks about men processing emotions through sports, mental health check ins, baseball, a new podcast, chocolate combos and more! What’s your oreo ratio? Give us a five cookie review and share with friends. I’d say subscribe, but I’m sure you...
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Pizza Hut Cookie
Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! ya boy, Carla and the squeaky chair take you on a roller coaster of cookie emotion despite THE MAN trying to keep the podcast from you. Damn you, the man. In this episode a cake is being made in the background as Paul talks…
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Homemade Chocolate Chip and Walnuts (Betty Crocker Recipe)
In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul has a wave of emotion wash over him as he speaks candidly about depression. It’s honest. Just like our simple, honest, dare we say: vulnerable classic American cookie. Paul makes, eats and reviews a Betty Crocker Chocolate Chip cookie with walnuts. If…
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Food 4 Less Galleta
On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul thanks all of the listeners and tries to get some momentum going. Paul talks about writers block, the new Rick Rubin book, panaderías, El Bolillo, grocery store bakeries and delis, nostalgia eats, dream cookies, your perfect panadería order, and the...
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Homemade Oatmeal Raisin
In this episode Paul makes and reviews a basic oatmeal raisin cookie from a recipe off the internet. Paul also does an unintentional PSA (be safe out there). It’s also Oscar season, so you know what that means…Paul talks about finally giving in, and seeing the Snyder Cut…that and more on this...
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McDonald’s Chocolate Chip Cookie
Paul speaks extemporaneously, checks vocal tics and gets into LA BBQ and Whataburger vs In N Out. Aw snap! We also have the regular reoccurring segment of Detective Paul. Eventually, Paul eats/reviews McDonald’s Chocolate Chip Cookie, also is unsure of how to pronounce McCafé and can’t remember…
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Thin Mints 2! Pt II of the Double Dip
Paul sits down to use this flimsy excuse of a podcast to eat Thin Mints again. As part two of the “I’ll make it up to my fans” Double Dip, Paul is still talking about his emotions and trip to Houston. He breaks down the Super Bowl and Super Bowl commercials, talks about Beyoncé and Taylor Swift…
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Girl Scout Samoas
Paul is back after a short hiatus for part one of a double dip. Trigger Warning: candid conversation about elder care and emotions from caretaking. Tigger Warning: there is a very subtle reference to the character Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. Paul doesn’t just talk emotions! He speaks of Twisted...
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Mexicalpan Polvorones
Hey y’all! In this episode Paul reviews Mexicalpan Polvorones. Paul talks procrastination, subjectivity and expertise, gives you assignments and loves you so much he’ll let you go. Please subscribe, rate and review! Find @paulsalazarjr on all social platforms! Porcupine Racetrack:...
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Milano Double Milk Chocolate
Paul’s back on his shenanigans! We talk consistency, Olive Garden, sourdough and eating way too many muffins. Then we rate and review Milano Double Milk Chocolate Cookies! Let’s get those w’s…www.paulsalazarjrj.com
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Oreo Thins: Mint
We’re Back!: A Dinosaur Story! Welcome to Paul Eats a Cookie, the podcast where Paul eats a cookie. It’s 4/20 time for some green; we’re reviewing Oreo Thins: Mint flavor. Hope you got the munchies. In this episode Paul feels a little spiritual, Paul “definitely” hasn’t “podcasted in a while”, no...
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Home-made Cookie: Shortbread Chocolate Chunk
Paul begins to empathize with roosters, begins the chunk vs chip debate and can't even remember his own grading terms. At least the roosters aren't Foghorn Leghorn, right? Thanks for the cookie, Ryan! www.paulsalazarjr.com @paulsalazarjr
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Lemon-Ups
Paul is already in his feelings about having to tell people he doesn't like their cookies, wants to know if he's the only one with television anxiety, and eats the brand new Lemon-Ups cookie! You deserve a cookie break... www.paulsalazarjr.com
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Thin Mints
In the very first episode of Paul Eats A Cookie: Paul goes on a rant, tries to explain the podcast and reviews this year's batch of Girl Scout Cookie Thin Mints. Get Over Here! Let's get our cookie on.
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Self-anointed-cookie-philosopher: Paul Salazar Jr consumes and reviews a cookie.
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Paul Eats A Cookie! is created and hosted by Paul Salazar Jr.
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