Paul Eats A Cookie!

Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! We’re back with a new episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! as a special surprise sweet treat for you. Today we try a homemade Butterscotch Chip Cookie. PEAC! is a sweet little show with NO NOTES. Your host: Paul Salazar Jr hits record and sees where the wind takes him. And then he eats a cookie on mic (TRIGGER WARNING), and immediately rates and reviews the cookie with a gut reaction. In this episode Paul obviously has SNL on the mind and tries to get back into the groove of flying by the seat of your pants. He also gets on a soapbox as his Professor Paul character and breaks it down. Hope y’all are doing great in Cookietown!

Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! And I promised I would drop the trailer to my new project in the feed here and I’m pleased as punch to introduce to you: Sunday Morning Pre-Recorded! It’s a sketch comedy podcast that is following SNL’s 50th season this year and is all about comedy, comedy writing, producing and just straight up needing out on all things sketchy. Please check out the new podcast and let me know what you think. And don’t fret, chums! There will be another special episode, as promised, in the feed this year. Check out: Sunday Morning Pre-Recorded on Spotify and stay tuned! -Paul

Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! Carla and I are so happy to bring you the season finale of Paul Eats A Cookie! In this episode we go wild and record the pod as we are baking a cookie to eat! Paul goes to the internet to find a receta for panadería style galleta. Challenging himself to translate the recipe and bake the cookie while hosting with no structure and no notes: nothing could go wrong! Thank you so much for listening this season. There will be a trailer drop for a podcast, a couple of Paul Eats A Snack! Special episodes and at least one special Paul Eats A Cookie! on the feed for loyal listeners. Thank for the love, we’ll meet again soon, and peace!

In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie, Paul can’t wait to talk about his favorite classic flavor combo: chocolate and peanut butter, he also talks sports, sensory overload & Sensory Overlord, misinformation, CostCo, Carnitas, Weber kettle snake method and much much more! Sorry for the late episode but we hope they extra length is helps the apology and doesn’t make it worse! Peace!

In this Double Stufed episode we go back to the Whole Foods Cookie Bar to snag a couple snacks! This time around it’s: Mini Toffee Crunch Cookie and Pistachio Shortbread Cookie. For the WFCB eps this season, I taste them blind! Trying to guess what kind of treat I’m eating. We talk about exhaustion, football season, grilling, sports ball, protecting yourself, Rick Rubin’s book, talk about going on hiatus and much more! Thanks for listening and peace!

Happy Labor Day, chums! It’s ya boy. In this episode Paul talks Labor Day, bartending, brings his coffee mug for some dipping and drops some big news on the pod today. That and much much more on this episode of the pod.

Welcome to Cookie Town, the internet’s favorite cookie review comedy podcast* is back with a trip to your local grocery store to pick up some cookies for a picnic. In this episode Paul talks about his travels, specifically how he has NOT been to hell, heat, Carla’s hatred of summer, barbecuing, cooking and perfectionism, as well as the job market and much more! When you are getting candy cookies that won’t get anyone sued, what do you go for? Let us know and rate and review, but more importantly come back for more Paul Eats A Cookie!

In this episode Paul returns to the Whole Foods Cookie Bar to snag yet another cookie, this time around: an oatmeal cream pie cookie. Paul goes off on a tangent (like he always does…this whole podcast is like ‘oops all tangents!’) about nostalgia and ends up heavily discussing Little Debbie Snacks. What are some of your favorite oatmeal cookies or Little Debbie treat? Like, subscribe and give us a 5 cookie review. Peace!

In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul talks about grief and loss and black & white cookies. On the second trip to the Whole Foods Cookie bar we went in blind but it was very obvious on sight that it was a black & white cookie! We chat about emotions for a bit and then go to cookie town. Do you hit up the cookie bars too? Let us know and subscribe, rate and like!

Whoops! This week’s episode was unfinished so as a sweet little treat, Paul jumps on mic to tell you about the difficulties of trying to edit and re-record podcasts and then…eats a concha? Things are wild over here on this little shorty podcast to tell you there’s no podcast this week!

In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul’s episode title is longer than his episode! Paul talks about being sick, bouncing back, watching the Olympics, and tries to figure out why this cookie has such a long name and has quite a surprise in store for himself. How good can a cookie be that has a confusing name and comes in a paper bag? Listen and find out in this episode of PEAC! Subscribe, like and give us a 5-cookie review! Peace!

In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul tries to explain his concept of a double stuffed episode. Paul attempts to stay on topic for once and discusses the Emmy nominations and some of his opinions on shows this season as well as his opinion on weaponized opinions! He then rates and reviews the rest of the Kirkland Signature cookie trio: Double Nut and Chocolate Chunk. How do you rank the Costco Cookies? Are you team chunk or chip? All of this an more on this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie!

On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul comes back from a camping trip and goes to Costco for a bakery run for some oatmeal raisin cookies. In this episode Paul talks about his preferred oatmeal cookie, being irritable, stressing, his last two weeks, looking forward to clubbing in his 40s and much, much more. Check it out and subscribe, rate and review! Reach out on social media @paulsalazarjr

In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul barely escapes Beryl to get back to LA. Hurricane talk, family talk* and cookie talk. Please stay safe and take care of yourself and your communities. Paul scrounges around to find a Panda Express fortune cookie and opens the cellophane and reviews that! Be safe out there, H-Town, this Cookie Monster loves you. *since recording Paul’s family has had some victories and set backs, so as Paul is sending good vibes and help to his family, he’ll send some to yours too. Rate, review and share!

On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! It’s Carla’s Gotcha Day. Celebrating 4 years of Carla and remembering the day Paul first saw Carla. Besides the puppy love, Paul eats Keebler Pecan Sandies. Paul remembers it as being one of his mom’s favorite cookies, will it be one of his? That and more on this episode! Subscribe, rate and review! 🍪

Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie: Paul gets a tear in his eye because of a hat, talks about fathers, dogs and dry guys. How will this nostalgic cookie hold up in the review? Check out this week’s podcast a day late and subscribe and review!

On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul eats Marias Gamesa. He talks about gig jobs, health, graham crackers, Carlos Santana and not being blasphemous. Subscribe, review and share! Besos.

Hey y’all! On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul is under-the-weather but fret not, he is still here to rant and eat a cookie. Today Paul talks about being sick as a kid, brain fog, nurse bear, shortbread cookie differences and tries to remember what it is that he is talking about. Subscribe, rate and review! And check us out on social media @paulsalazarjr

Oh boy…ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy. In this special episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! We have our first guest with Sara Loy coming on to try the abomination that is Sour Patch Kid Oreos. (Spoiler alert: we ate them so you don’t have to) In this episode we talk Memorial Day, capitalism, granules, sour candies, and kids you don’t want. Please like, subscribe, rate and review! Thanks so much for listening and reach out @paulsalazarjr or at www.paulsalazarjr.com

Do you know what E.L. stands for? Do you know about Timmy the Ghost? This special episode Paul talks about loss and grief but he also talks about elves, and buckets of fudge! Let’s get a little vulnerable and a little silly and take some good energy back to your Hollow Tree! Subscribe, review and share! Reach out on social media @paulsalazarjr

Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! It has been a week, folks. In this episode, Paul talks about mothers, his mother, having a bad time in a writers block, comments, Carla & Boots, how it’s all Keebler’s fault, college diets, wholesome rebellions, involuntary popping and locking and no crumbs left. Paul admits his nostalgia-bias for this cookie. Will it join the PEAC Hall Of Fame? Listen now. Subscribe, review and share! Reach out to @paulsalazarjr on social media to let us know your cookie preferences!

In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul is not good at introducing himself, is in a cranky mood and talks about mosquitos, deflection, vanity, mosquito-bite-man, clamshells, thicc cookies, still wanting your dog to respect you, grocery store muffins and more! Paul goes to Target to try cookies and hopes you are well, chums! Are you a muffin head? Reach out to us @paulsalazarjr and please subscribe, share and give us a 5 Cookie rating! Peace

Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul goes to the Costco Food Court to review their new menu item. Paul talks about being over-extended, attempts to pronounce Poroit, forgets Natasha Lyonne’s name, admits getting a Costco membership might be the most adult thing he’s ever done, bemoans the fact that strangers love talking to him in public, and even takes a shot at the Smartless guys. What’s your Costco Food Court order? This thing is heavier than I thought it would be and I’m a MonStar! Subscribe, rate & give us a 5 cookie rating and share with fellow silly geese that are also cookie aficionados. Reach out @paulsalazar and peace!

Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul get’s grateful, talks about trying to present yourself certain ways, then gets interrupted by a sales person and forgets everything! But don’t worry there’s plenty talk of cookies and corner stores. Subscribe, share and give us a 5-Cookie Rating! Appreciate all the love. Reach out @paulsalazarjr or paulsalazarjr.com interview link: https://canvasrebel.com/meet-paul-salazar/

In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul reviews Golden Double Stuf Oreo! At this point my brain has melted. Unskilled nursing, striving for consistency (in all aspects of life), being Dana Carvey, momentum, spring cleaning, starting a new exciting career as a hype man, neighbor dogs going off, and what a good producer Carla is. Do you want a hype power point presentation? Reach out @paulsalazarjr and Subscribe, like, rate and review!

Ahoy there, chums, it’s ya boy. In the episode Paul talks about men processing emotions through sports, mental health check ins, baseball, a new podcast, chocolate combos and more! What’s your oreo ratio? Give us a five cookie review and share with friends. I’d say subscribe, but I’m sure you already have. Reach out on social media @paulsalazarjr and the website: www.paulsalazarjr.com

Ahoy there chums, it’s ya boy! In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! ya boy, Carla and the squeaky chair take you on a roller coaster of cookie emotion despite THE MAN trying to keep the podcast from you. Damn you, the man. In this episode a cake is being made in the background as Paul talks about being humor adjacent, his personal birthday cake philosophy, fails to do a Bill NcNeil impression, and attempts to be a more relatable person! Baseballs back. That’s what I’m trying to say. #ItNeverGotCruncy Subscribe, like, rate, and share! Reach out @paulsalazarjr on all cool social media platforms.

In this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul has a wave of emotion wash over him as he speaks candidly about depression. It’s honest. Just like our simple, honest, dare we say: vulnerable classic American cookie. Paul makes, eats and reviews a Betty Crocker Chocolate Chip cookie with walnuts. If you or anyone else is struggling with mental health, please don’t hesitate to reach out to someone who can help. You are not alone and you are loved. @paulsalazarjr

On this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie! Paul thanks all of the listeners and tries to get some momentum going. Paul talks about writers block, the new Rick Rubin book, panaderías, El Bolillo, grocery store bakeries and delis, nostalgia eats, dream cookies, your perfect panadería order, and the 5-4-3-2-1 shopping method! Co-starring Carla the Good Dog and a squeaky chair that will never be used again! Find us on IG/Tiktok/Facebook/YouTube all social media: @paulsalazarjr Subscribe, rate and give us a 5 Cookie review 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 Peace! www.paulsalazarjr.com/paul-eats-a-cookie/

In this episode Paul makes and reviews a basic oatmeal raisin cookie from a recipe off the internet. Paul also does an unintentional PSA (be safe out there). It’s also Oscar season, so you know what that means…Paul talks about finally giving in, and seeing the Snyder Cut…that and more on this episode of Paul Eats A Cookie!

Paul speaks extemporaneously, checks vocal tics and gets into LA BBQ and Whataburger vs In N Out. Aw snap! We also have the regular reoccurring segment of Detective Paul. Eventually, Paul eats/reviews McDonald’s Chocolate Chip Cookie, also is unsure of how to pronounce McCafé and can’t remember the name of the Fry Guys. We’re begging you: please send in cookie recipes (or carne guisada) or ideas from social media of recipes to try! Find us on IG/Tiktok/Facebook/YouTube all social media: @paulsalazarjr Subscribe, rate and give us a 5 Cookie review 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 Peace! www.paulsalazarjr.com/paul-eats-a-cookie/

Paul sits down to use this flimsy excuse of a podcast to eat Thin Mints again. As part two of the “I’ll make it up to my fans” Double Dip, Paul is still talking about his emotions and trip to Houston. He breaks down the Super Bowl and Super Bowl commercials, talks about Beyoncé and Taylor Swift and goes off on a bit about what he’s cooking! Do you play Monster Hunter? Rate and review the pod and catch more info/memes/nonsense on almost all social media platforms (sorry not sorry Elon) @paulsalazarjr and check the website out at www.paulsalazarjr.com/paul-eats-a-cookie/

Paul is back after a short hiatus for part one of a double dip. Trigger Warning: candid conversation about elder care and emotions from caretaking. Tigger Warning: there is a very subtle reference to the character Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. Paul doesn’t just talk emotions! He speaks of Twisted Metal, Samoa Joe and Samoa cookies! Follow on IG/Tiktok/Facebook @paulsalazarjr www.paulsalazarjr.com

Hey y’all! In this episode Paul reviews Mexicalpan Polvorones. Paul talks procrastination, subjectivity and expertise, gives you assignments and loves you so much he’ll let you go. Please subscribe, rate and review! Find @paulsalazarjr on all social platforms! Porcupine Racetrack: https://vimeo.com/410325198 2020 reunion: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/mtvs-the-state-reunite-recreate-iconic-porcupine-racetrack-sketch-988321/amp/ Website: https://www.paulsalazarjr.com/paul-eats-a-cookie

Paul’s back on his shenanigans! We talk consistency, Olive Garden, sourdough and eating way too many muffins. Then we rate and review Milano Double Milk Chocolate Cookies! Let’s get those w’s…www.paulsalazarjrj.com

We’re Back!: A Dinosaur Story! Welcome to Paul Eats a Cookie, the podcast where Paul eats a cookie. It’s 4/20 time for some green; we’re reviewing Oreo Thins: Mint flavor. Hope you got the munchies. In this episode Paul feels a little spiritual, Paul “definitely” hasn’t “podcasted in a while”, no one wants a colon in their cookie, can you relate to a cookie and SHAME COOKIES! https://www.paulsalazarjr.com

Paul begins to empathize with roosters, begins the chunk vs chip debate and can't even remember his own grading terms. At least the roosters aren't Foghorn Leghorn, right? Thanks for the cookie, Ryan! www.paulsalazarjr.com @paulsalazarjr

Paul is already in his feelings about having to tell people he doesn't like their cookies, wants to know if he's the only one with television anxiety, and eats the brand new Lemon-Ups cookie! You deserve a cookie break... www.paulsalazarjr.com

In the very first episode of Paul Eats A Cookie: Paul goes on a rant, tries to explain the podcast and reviews this year's batch of Girl Scout Cookie Thin Mints. Get Over Here! Let's get our cookie on.

This is a podcast where one irreverent man eats one (hopefully) delicious cookie, and tells you about it.