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Perfect Politics

Comedians Milan Patel & Sam Lindsey discuss the current events and movies. If you hate discussing politics and never read the news, you're in the right place. We all have room to grow, but Milan and Sam's politics happen to be perfect. "Iron Sharpens Iron" - anonymous

  1. 173

    Looking Under The Hood

    The guys talk about holiday plans, zoos, golf, and looking under the hood of the podcast itself to retool and redesign its engine.

  2. 172

    E100: The Italian Job (1969)

    The guys return to their roots for episode 100 and watch 1969's The Italian Job starring Michael Caine (star of the Now You See Me Franchise) .

  3. 171

    Energy Drink Candles

    Buy Milan's cousin's Indian candles. They're good: https://potluckcandles.com/

  4. 170

    E99: Speculative Journalism

    "Speculative journalism is a genre that uses verifiable facts and research to create fictional narratives about possible futures. It blends rigorous reporting with creative storytelling, often drawing on science fiction, to explore potential consequences of current trends in areas like technology, climate change, and society. The goal is to engage readers with difficult topics, encourage critical thinking about the future, and provide a new way to understand the implications of events happening today." - GOOGLE AI

  5. 169

    LA vs. NY

    The guys go into uncharted territory to discuss which city is better: LA or New York?

  6. 168

    E98: Milan's East Coast Tour Recap

    Milan tells Sam about his journey through America's east coast, its historical offerings, and its cultural delights.

  7. 167

    Liquor Store Sandwiches

    The guys share stories about their favorite liquor store sandwiches and talk about Dr. Roy, their new favorite YouTube professor.

  8. 166

    E97: AI Jokes

    Sam and Milan read a bunch of topical jokes written by A.I. so that Milan can continue to be unfunny on the pod, but still contribute to the show.

  9. 165

    Ta-Nehisi Coates

    Hot of the heels of watching One Battle After Another the guys discuss a real-life writer and revolutionary: Ta-Nehisi Coates.Come see Milan on his ⁠east coast tour! ⁠NY 10/2 at Union HallBOS 10/3 at City Winery PHILLY 10/4 at PhilamocaDC 10/5 at DC Comedy Loft

  10. 164

    E96: One Battle After Another (2025)

    The guys discuss PTA's new movie. Sam's dislike of an LA restaurant chain are vindicated and Milan announces that he will no longer try to be funny on the podcast. Come see Milan on his east coast tour! NY 10/2 at Union HallBOS 10/3 at City Winery PHILLY 10/4 at PhilamocaDC 10/5 at DC Comedy Loft

  11. 163

    Equally as Petty

    Milan saw American Comic. Sam watched Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair. Which movie will win this contest of champions?

  12. 162

    E95: Miami Vice (2006) with Dylan Subiza

    Comedian Dylan Subiza joins the guys to discuss a movie that scratched an itch he didn't know he had: Michael Mann's Miami Vice. Check out Dylan's Stand up here

  13. 161

    E94: Heat (1995)

    Milan finishes his 2024 resolution of watching Heat.

  14. 160

    E93: Member Guest 2

    Sam recounts his experience at the Member Guest golf tournament in North Carolina, and the guys talk about the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's death.

  15. 159

    Day of Reckoning

    For whom does the bell toll? It tolls for thee, listeners.

  16. 158

    E92: Free Write

    They guys indulge their writerly instincts and read the results of a 30 min free write exercise. Will their pieces be literary masterpieces or inane drivel?

  17. 157

    Hulk Smash Genocide

    The guys talk about movies, football, and AI commercials. They also dive into the most recent news on the on-going genocide in Palestine.

  18. 156

    E91: Chinatown (1974)

    In a quest to better understand the LA River the guys watch their first noir film, Chinatown. A movie that flipped the entire genre on its head.

  19. 155

    Football is Back

    The guys discuss the ritualistic enjoyment of watching big boys toss that pigskin around. Heeeeee-ike!

  20. 154

    E90: LA River

    The guys discuss the history of that unaesthetic concrete channel we call the LA river.

  21. 153

    Mean but Good

    There's mean people, nice people, kind people, and evil sons of b*tch*s. Which one are you?

  22. 152

    E89: Swimming with Dolphins

    The guys discuss Israel's murder of Al Jazeera journalists, the killing of journalists in previous wars, and  Yasser Abu Shabab: the man who has become the Palestinian face for genocide. Also, Milan went whale watching and saw a bunch of dolphins :)

  23. 151

    Seeing It All

    The guys talk about swimming, comedy for Gaza, and how every comedian has 3 jobs. Donate to Watermelon Sisters

  24. 150

    E88: World Tour

    Milan recaps his journeys traveling this big blue orb we call earth.

  25. 149

    Form Follows Function

    Bonus episode! Dun dun dun. The guys talk about getting a new kitchen mat, and Milan flip flops on his stance on Waymo.Check milan out on his WORLD TOUR. Ticket links below: BOISE | AUG 1 | THE SHRINE BASEMENTSEATTLE | AUG 2 | THE HERE-AFTERPORTLAND | AUG 4 | THE GOODFOOT LOUNGESAN FRANCISCO | AUG 6 | THE LOST CHURCH

  26. 148

    E87: World Jail

    Sam and Milan talk about war crimes, starvation in Gaza, and the weapon of man-made famines. The guys also ponder the concept of a "world jail." Check milan out on his WORLD TOUR. Ticket links below: ⁠BOISE | AUG 1 | THE SHRINE BASEMENT⁠⁠SEATTLE | AUG 2 | THE HERE-AFTER⁠⁠PORTLAND | AUG 4 | THE GOODFOOT LOUNGE⁠⁠SAN FRANCISCO | AUG 6 | THE LOST CHURCH⁠

  27. 147

    The A List

    Milan talks about the benefits of AMC A-List. Sam talks about his new journey as a dog walker.

  28. 146

    E86: Superman vs. Epstein

    Milan watched Superman (in 3-D). Sam watched The Prospect (a movie both hosts are in). They tell each other about their film experiences and talk about Colbert's cancellation and Trump's relationship to Epstein.

  29. 145

    5th of July

    The guys talk about hired mercenaries disguised as aid workers who are in charge of distributing aid in Gaza

  30. 144

    E85: 4th of July

    The guys recount their wildly successful 4th of July party. They also discuss Trump's BBB (big, beautiful bill).

  31. 143

    Perfect Politics Island

    The guys discuss a Haaretz news article about how the IDF was ordered to kill civilians on sight as their receive humanitarian aid. Read the full article here .

  32. 142

    E84: Ballerina

    The guys discuss the newest John Wick movie, Ballerina, starring Ana De Armas as well as Trump and the Supreme Court's decision to help end birthright citizenship.

  33. 141

    Colors of Fascism

    The guys talk about the colors of fast food restaurants, Elon's dumb rockets, and their 4th of July plans.

  34. 140

    E83: Bombs Over Boyle Heights

    The guys talk about being on ICE watch in LA, Tucker Carlson's brief moment of clarity, and Israel's war with Iran.

  35. 139

    Zero Fun Summer

    With many of us feeling like American democracy is on the brink of collapse, the guys declare this to be a Zero Fun Summer. Protests, calling your reps, and keeping your guard up against fascism. These are the activities we have to look forward to.

  36. 138

    E82: Protests

    The USA went hard with anti-ICE protests this whole week, including the no kings protest on Trump's bday. Sam and Milan talk about their protest experiences in LA and the history of Iran's nuclear program. They also give The Benefit of the Doubt to one heroic museum-goer.

  37. 137

    Books and War

    Milan updates Sam on his journey through Middle-Earth (via audiobook), and the guys discuss LA dress-up culture, NBA playoffs, and the Sopranos

  38. 136

    E81: The News

    White explorers getting lost, Israel's inhumane distribution of humanitarian aid, Project Esther, and Elon Musk's black eye. This week on Pee Pee.

  39. 135

    Getting Ripped

    Milan divulges his new goal of getting ripped. Topics of discussion include LOTR, Sam's hunt for a new car, and Cybertruck culture.

  40. 134

    E80: Friendship

    The guys watched the new Tim Robinson movie Friendship in theaters. They also discuss the lack of aid getting into Gaza, Russian spies, and the fallout from Trump's tariffs.

  41. 133

    Poison in the Air

    BONUS episode UNLOCKED. The guys let loose and speak freely about basketball, the Sopranos, and Sinners...again??

  42. 132

    E79: Netflix is a Joke

    The guys recount their experience of rubbing shoulders with Hollywood bigwigs at a Netflix after-party and talk about the new pope and Trump's deals in the middle-east, including his brand-new $400M jet courtesy of Qatar.

  43. 131

    Chernobyl

    Milan finally watched the HBO Chernobyl series and Sam couldn't be prouder.

  44. 130

    E78: Sinners

    The guys watch the hot new movie that everyone is talking about: SINNERS! They also discuss the state of Palestine and distracting fluoride news.

  45. 129

    E77: The News

    The guys dive back into the deep end of news and current events. There's a lot to catch up on, so buckle up, tighten those earbuds, sit you white ass down, and listen for once.

  46. 128

    Half-Marathon

    Milan recalls his harrowing experience of finishing the half-marathon.

  47. 127

    E76: The Masters

    Sam tells Milan about his glorious, maybe once in a lifetime experience of going to see The Masters in Augusta, Georgia.

  48. 126

    Calm Before the Storm

    Elon Musk is Paris Hilton. If this sentence intrigues you, listen to this episode.

  49. 125

    E75: Sam's Bday

    Sam is 31 years young. The guys talk about the magician at his bday party and bomb-sniffing rats in Cambodia.

  50. 124

    Apolitical

    Everything is political. Nothing is apolitical. Except for this episode. This episode takes no sides.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Comedians Milan Patel & Sam Lindsey discuss the current events and movies. If you hate discussing politics and never read the news, you're in the right place. We all have room to grow, but Milan and Sam's politics happen to be perfect. "Iron Sharpens Iron" - anonymous

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Comedians Milan Patel & Sam Lindsey discuss the current events and movies. If you hate discussing politics and never read the news, you're in the right place. We all have room to grow, but Milan and Sam's politics happen to be perfect. "Iron Sharpens Iron" - anonymous

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