Pero Let Me Tell You

Maybe we just keep swapping between hosts…welcome to the show, Frank Hernandez…never confuse Miami Lakes with Hialeah…why do we love Flannigans so much…the beauty of Utah…we love our banquet halls in Miami…most people don’t know El Farito beach has an actual name…be the disruptor to the calmness…Junior hit the nail on the head…the Keys really has no nice beaches…bring on the cruises…Hi Stephanie & David…how does he NOT know Walter Mercado…Don Francisco was sorta all nationalities, really…bring on the numerology…ok, it was pretty on point with DJ & Ish…vaca frita de pollo is so uniquely us…it’s the DR, not Santo Domingo…Santeria to the Supreme Court…wow, arriving on the 4th of July…Last Cafecito: Frank’s Family & Dolly PartonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry for the audio glitch…post 400 partying gone wrong…yay, Junior gets to fully co-host with Ish…if she’d lived to 500 years old, it would still be too soon…we’ll never see another Dolly Parton in our lifetime…if nothing else, don’t forget she stood for being a genuine human being…of course ADHD was first in print when Junior was born…how was ‘safe word’ not around before 1979?...we promise no crying in the next episode…this Time Traveler thing is a hoot…Last Cafecito: Adrian Lorenzo & KindnessTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s finally our 400th episode…welcome back, Lucy Lopez…it’s all about consistency…sometimes great ideas come at 3am…the people you love most are the ones that drive you the craziest…better to unite people with laughter than divide them with hot takes…always recognize those who came before you…Last Cafecito: Lucy Lopez & All Our Guests Who’ve Become FamTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another member of our three timers club…sad moments definitely give you more material…MIA2NYC and back…when your parents become your kids…cancer will test anyone…workaholics understand each other…don’t YOU wanna be in a lookbook…hey, it’s not ALL porn on Only Fans…back home to headline the Miami Improv…please don’t be hackey…being an online creator or influencer is just unnecessarily taxing…it’s not the same to be a content creator vs an influencer…a little healthy unease is always welcome with our girl Brittany…can we please get a private screening of the Muchacha documentary…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mixing it up…man, DJ is feeling frisky this episode…Buccee’s road trip pending…if your book isn’t banned, are you even trying…McDonald’s parties were great…RIP Dandy Bear and Discovery Zone…if you retract your compassion to someone in mental crisis out of fear of offending, you’re a hypocrite, period…Justin Bieber costume was totally not received as such…Canadians are known for being nice and poutine…hope Perez Hilton’s family is doing well during this time…so even if you try to make amends, people won’t let you move past, then why bother…blech, Clamato…sea horse jizz?!?!...Ish would be great as a flight attendant…enough with the protein already…sure, Pollo Tropical has protein but is it really their new slogan…we’re on the radio but we’re not…sending love to Colombia’s earthquake victims…Last Cafecito: 66 year old Winn-Dixie & comedian Brittany BraveTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Typical Miami fashion, our 400th ep will be late…Betty White WAS 100…realtor videos on YouTube…that scene in Signs is scary, period…Event Horizon is just messed up…Naked Gun still holds up…if you’re charging for a celeb pic at a con, please pretend you care about the fans…we just hope Ariana Grande is doing well…Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 was hilarious…Showgirls will never not be enjoyable…a job interview with a side of free Chinese food, why not…nobody loves tofu, nobody…bring on the vegan baked goods…the Miami version of ‘Be Our Guest’ would be great…always and forever, Maleficent is the best Disney villain…Ariel absolutely has a case against Ursula…nobody wants the backstory…Last Cafecito: Calling vs Texting & Venom Jacket IG profileTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyBrought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So continues the Y name conversation…seriously, did we piss someone off at the Miami New Times…Burger Beast, a true ride or die…when the Lexapro kicks in…RIP Laundry Bar…the days of rollover minutes…no ringtones for us…happy birthday, Roberto here’s your tiramisu…figuring out what we did in July 1994…we love the Tower of Terror…quiche…parental lack of communication is basically part of aging…”Choosing Texas” is number 1 despite nobody really knowing it…run don’t walk to Titanique, it’s the musical fever dream you need…Jim Parsons is a revelation in profanity…we miss you Avenue Q…a convo about furries with DJ’s mom should be recorded for our entertainment…Ish’s abuelos blindspot with recognizing Darien…Last Soda: Anime Community & Nightowl CookiesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJs back and with less hair…congrats to everyone involved in Muerto de Risa; Alvarez Guedes…diving into the Instagram comments section…the official definition of first generation is just plain wrong and inaccurate…more of DJ parent stories…bring on the Boney M bops…top athletes list without Dan Marino or Michael Jordan is just plain wrong…felicidades Spain…that halftime show was meh at best…please no more creepy children singing…shout out to Martika…BTS should absolutely have sung something in Korean…there’s cheesy and then there’s Butterfly Kisses…our ability to list Cuban names that start with Y is pretty uncanny…Last Soda: World Cup unity & Primas, Pero Not Really podcastTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Domnio…our 3 timers club is definitely growing…of course, Junior goes way back with Domino…CCW World Champ, well deserved…Las Rosas is the authentic vibe Miami needs…we love giving shout outs to all our peeps who deserve it…ahhh the guilty pleasure of chiropractor adjustments & pimple popping…why so bitter, Bret Hart?...get this guy an chiropractor sponsor already…acid reflux is real y’all…Gen Z needs to calm down in the work place…who doesn’t love an ass biting vampire…trust, you can be an extrovert and an introvert…selfish when it comes to sweets is relatable…give yourself grace with fitness…yum, Lucha Dough donuts…just be authentic is all we ask…El Muelero should absolutely be a character…Last Soda: Las Rosas’ Venezuela Fundraiser & DominoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Compression socks are fashion…was it Heavy D with the clot…let’s go Norway, win that World Cup…let’s all sing like Michael McDonald & Ariana Grande…what is yacht rock…what better time for baseball movies than summer…we love A League of Their Own…so many celebrities getting bit by ticks…Taylor’s bridal registry…hosting QVC segments is a whole other level of talent…our long lost modern episode of the Golden Girls would slap…DJ loves giraffes but doesn’t know penguins are a bird…Mario Lopez just doesn’t read latino to us thanks to NBC…dear Tilly Norwood, you’re not real…copyright your voices, singers…consumers do have the power to stop things…Family Guy or South Park, which is raunchier…Last Soda: Club Colada podcast & Kindness to the ElderlyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally getting the episode numbers right…Jr’s 25 seconds are kinda like America’s 250th, right?...we still believe in the promise of the American Dream…our appreciation for our freedoms never ebbs…who knew DJ loved onions this much…A-Z list of American foods and we want the steak with fortune cookie…our hearts go out to Venezuela…heartwarming to see the community come together to help with donations…return of the haberdashery…Ish has got the ‘learn’ section on lock this week…Tristan’s back and he’s see Obsession & Backrooms…Last Soda: Galipan Bakery & Marla GibbsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love guests who bring yummy goodies…honoring your roots and adapting is necessary…we need to hit that Vegas Bakery Convention…being in business with a lifelong friend isn’t easy…we think Yvette would totally rock it on-camera too…guys, for the last time, Cubans are citrus people not so much with spicy…onward and north…ventanita culture is the epitome of Miami…just when Ish forgot about his CAO gift card story, glad we can just laugh it off…soooo many croquetas…the evolution of Miami…the flaky to soft ratio is important…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh no, the sciatica…give Cafe Miami a follow…man, this mojo is mucho bueno…support small business…man, body pain is the worst…seriously, let’s have these men in kilts at all Miami events…sometimes the world just needs to healthily compete to come together…ceasar salad is Mexican?!?...good bye Hard Rock Cafe at Bayside…mattress stores are always empty…what are peptides…Junior recap is better late than never…so many streamers, still need to buy things…10 years for things to go extinct is crazy…still so much to learn about dinosaurs…Last Soda: World Cup Sportsmanship & Hilary DuffTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So much info about Buster Pointdexter…geyser or ship…bring on the swing music…it’s mango season…cold fruit only…we miss you Perricone’s…mmm the brie…Ricky Martin and his spiritual BS…a rash, eeeek…time for a haiku lesson…bring on the trypophobia explanation…the continually changing face of Wynwood…CocoWalk is now pretty but soulless…are we at an influencer tipping point…at what point are you literally just putting your personal life in the spotlight for monetization…sorry Jesse Ridgway, what did you think would happen…damn, ripping a baby out of another woman to pass as your won is some primetime novela stuff…Clue is the best…translating garden tools to Spanish…give us all the old school Goofy shorts and the Looney Tunes…about time somebody sued Acme…the Marlins 97 season was a game changer…Last Soda: New York Knicks & ‘Suelta’ by Ana VillafañeTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two dental medical marvels…oh wow, THAT is dental trauma…congrats to Lucha Dough…so many swingers onboard…who has the pineapple code book…bring back the jingles…nope, Ish just doesn’t believe JLo was going to be part of the Madonna/Britney VMAs…backrooms is all of Darien’s nightmares…movies should be a shared experience…wait, there’s also hammock trauma…so many classic jingles…oh man, a prank on Darien’s mom would be epic…Last Soda: Masters of the Universe & LazWorkzTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should we release the ‘Rain Medley’...Ñooo really is a qualifier…three people in one, what a bargain…more words should have the ability to be conjugated…Secret vs Avon deodorant…bring on the horse shampoo…time to revamp the carousel of progress…Alien Encounter was pretty much a true story…again, the Billboard charts mean nothing these days…Chayanne & Jerry Rivera touring, make it happen…we just want to see ants move a melon…wow, Darien’s 80s actor blindness is pretty legendary…Last Soda: Frederica Williams & Mens Mental Health MonthTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Cuban King of Comedy…experiential theatre…Loud & Live bringing the icons back for the kids…local productions need our support…putting a spotlight on shared experiences…from Que Pasa to Alvarez Guedes…it’s a tent, but it’s not a tent…more than an impersonation, he inhabits the character…that Vegas trip sounds like a blast…immersive theatre in Miami is much needed…we assure you, he’s still dead…generational laughs are the bestTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chicken Kitchen, a Miami original…Willy Wonka really is the darkest kids movie of all time…here’s to paper boys…some of these kids really are overachievers…how’s a nun qualified to judge fashion…Kylie really is just charismatically lovely…way past time for Raul Castro to be charged…so much seaweed…the end of Dinosaurs on TGIF is just as dark as Willy Wonka…please stop dangling Cuba’s freedom like a carrot…Spencer Pratt as LA mayor, why not…wow no she really is tremenda comunista…social media is even ruining supermarkets now…Last Soda: Inspiring Quote & Kylie documentaryTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats to the Grads in our lives and all the others…relajo & Don Juan de Marco…should we bring back Public Transportation Day?...ebola & the Hannah Montana virus…simple math can’t even be done by simple people…pero que caro esta el parking for World Cup…Muppets at the World Cup is perfection…who knew there was so much that went into prepping a stadium…Ish is a useless Nostradamus…comedy should never be censored…the algorithm is controlling even our ability to discover things…bring back shows with dancers…the Grind or Caliente…Irish goodbyes and Lord of the Dance…Last Soda: Michael Jackson’s music & Military Appreciation MonthTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another live show for episode 400?...the struggles of iReady…fighting the youth for a present…teaching to the test isn’t learning…so much digital learning…NY pizza never fails…never forget the Scantron…Sally Field and an octopus…of course Ish can open his mouth more than DJ…sharks need to hire the hippo PR team…Jr with dropping knowledge…justice for Bugs Life…no need for that, Toy Story 3…DJ’s a little prickly about being late…it’s time for concert tickets to come down, period…also, sometimes you need to know an arena isn’t going to cut it…I Wanna Be a VJ really was a time…all the cream cheese talk you could want…Last Soda: Fernando Mendoza & Melanie CTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Go see Junior in Muerto de Risa…so many damn flies…creating a playlist of songs your dad hates it just genius…RIP Spirit Air…how many defunct airlines can you name…don’t pay that much just to observe…finally an azabache on the red carpet…now with more Pootie Tang…Price is Right prices were always way too expensive…Khia Asylum…Last Soda: Prom Send Offs & Pablo LangesfeldTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hard to believe it’s been 20 years…Miami is a cultural center…theatre is more than just Broadway…thank you for continuing to invite us…local arts is more important now than ever…not even COVID can stop the arts…shout out to the Knight Foundation…welcoming international acts is proof of Arsht’s importance for our city…giving back to the community is the true mark of an icon…encouraging the next generation is crucial for the arts…here’s to another 20+ years of the Arsht in Miami…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How’s this his first time in-studio…congrats to the newlyweds…the ultimate Spanglish text ever…digital’s role in the shift of journalism…truth is complex…if both sides are upset, you’re doing it right…following the Trump campaign is definitely a book waiting to happen…Ish makes cafecito on request…literal wires get crossed…Vicky Bakery gift cards are always welcome…how do you give fire oxygen without creating a firestorm…don’t argue with bots…the ultimate insult to Cuban Americans…Madonna should go into politics…hearing a CNN anchor say ‘bro’ is the best part of this interview…where else can you hear Boris Sanchez say “resinga’o”Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from Casa Cultura with A Pair of Nuts…this is a VERY special episode for us…comedy heals, primos…we can all use more nuts in our lives…thanks to the audience…ahh the days of VH-1…From Justin to Kelly, now and forever… from FIU to middle age…comedy comes from drama…thank you again to a Pair of Nuts…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Roger…it’s like no time has passed…it’s Junior time…oh no, not high blood pressure…sign a contract to be in your wedding, no thanks…we know he was a little bit of a groomzilla…allergies in full effect…Alvarez Guedes show coming soon…it doesn’t take a month to fix a car…working with young people is the quickest way to feel old…maybe Britney needed a little supervision after all…how to pronounce asterisk…there’s work done and there’s work done…Last Soda: Hillstone & Celia CruzTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you for the Wicked Bread…yay to guava…outerspace will never be less than awe inspiring…so much back and forth with the cameras…let’s all live in the international space station…art vs the artist…and the gas keeps on rising in price…so much horticulture talk this episode…Luis Miguel’s dating history is the hot trinity…dear Fabuloso, we’re right here…for real though, Spring cleaning is totally cosa de Americano…if Eva Mendes has a sponge, you KNOW it cleans…Mr Clean is totally ethnic…a Pair of Nuts reunion is the good news we needed…Last Soda: Erik Per Sullivan & Pablo LangesfeldTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring back the Merenbooty Girls…Latina Pussycat Dolls, indeed…Junior and Glitterbox is a great Sunday…seriously, Tiger Woods?...spike the Arnold Palmer…Cuban women and their cerveza fria…cotillions and debutantes…the iconic Dixie Carter…some material is just worth repeating…gas is way too expensive…welp, eff Ish’s topics then…T2 is a great movie…no favors done to marielitos…too many streaming services, period…The Breakfast Club, timeless…man, talk about never having been 15…Last Soda: The Duggars (flat) & Mister Rogers AND MR FEENY!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Acid reflux is the worst…Darien’s Boston pettiness…beep beep, who got the keys to Jr’s Dad’s Jeep…Chapelle Roan just doesn’t seem cuddly…we’re the total opposite, we’ll take ALL the pics with you…who’s your Disney Channel Mt Rushmore…that time we were all lesbians during the 2019 Grammys…Gina Gerson + Jennifer Tilly = YES PLEASE…CBS shows last forever, never seen an ep…we see your humanitarian efforts for the farce it is…an embargo doesn’t prevent free speech or elections…don’t minimize the severity of true nuerodivergence by being un comemierda…HBO at a No Tell Motel is a total bargain…of course Darien didn’t realize they were ladies of the night, in the morning…the way Ish knew the rates of those motels off the top of his head…Last Soda: The Last Action Heroes and Luck & GratitudeTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love a worthy cause…50 years of giving back through Ronald McDonald House…Shamrock Shakes are yummy & helpful…more expenses than you can imagine…normalcy in those moments is so valuable…La Casita, indeed…so many helped and yet so many still in need…proximity is key for these families…even McDonald’s understands 305 cafecito time…there are many ways to make an impact…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week with more Junior…thank you for the fun box The Fair…classic rides are always the best…7 years since the last trip to the Fair…we got something wrong, it’s not misinformation…anything can happen on live…kudos to Matthew Kuscher…we need affordable housing…bring on ALL the food…the pickle cotton candy is a world of no…mmm Biscoff…more foods on sticks please…men really do believe they can do anything…and now off to Whack-a-Mole…Last Soda: The Fair!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tks again, Roger…timpano is a great word…Jr’s weekend corner is back…DJ cannot beat Ish on DWTS…eternal playlist for sure…we had zero clue about the word Guajiro…embrace your silly moments…CBS Sunday Mornings…Miami moments help you warranty…the Frank days…where have the PSAs gone…Demi Lovato and cook book don’t seem to be a match…the lost COVID episode…Last Soda: Hilary Duff and Phineas & FerbTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, Roger…double Borges trouble…Junior withdrawal is real…Temu Chico Mirta…tech strikes again…look at ChatGPT giving bad medical advice like it’s trying to kill us…shout out to Odalys Flores…bring back the Scantron…just getting around to Casa de los Famosos…let’s green light a show with Niurka, el Divo & Roger…oh Tyra…Darien’s timpano…the return of Pesadito Energy…Mariah at the Winter Olympics…does journalistic integrity still exist or even matter…of course a bug interrupts…click bait is the new business model…Lauren Sanchez and the Met Gala…some sequels are actually better…love Zoe Saldaña…welcome to Miami, Mark Zuckerberg…the best haberdashery conversation makes a come back……Last Soda: Ana Villafañe, Oh Chocolat, Amelia’s and Kaitlan CollinsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

French counting is hard…it’s time for PLMTY after dark…more Emperor’s New Groove, of course…thank you again for having us SoBe WFF…for real though, how did Epstein know SO MANY high profile people…Prince Andrew knew nothing about everything…Darien totally jinxed Lindsay Vonn…it’s all about curling…no chess, checkers, nothing…not even if DJ bought a vowel…the official mascot of Hispanic Heritage Month, Paddington Bear…Blues Clues and non-conforming genders…the mispronunciation of Mr Darien Borges…Rick Sanchez in Moscow…Darien’s dad y el nuevo look de Maluma…Last Cafecito: USA’s Women & Men Hockey Teams & Punch the MonkeyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to another off the rail episode…it’s Matrix bullet time…who doesn’t love Keanu Reeves & Sandy Bullock…ID4 was just perfect…deciphering CC in an email…we all know the pastelito position…RIP James Van Der Beek…CW face strikes again…hi James Eckhouse & Carol Potter…75k is alot of cookies…samoas are just the best, period…no shame in eating the cinnabon frosting…we’re on to you World’s Finest Chocolate…and now we need the Jupiña ice cream from Salt & Straw…Last Cafecito: Ron Magil & Michael BaiamonteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A wrap of disappointment…EGOT for Weird Al…400th around the corner…ugh, too much dulce de leche no bueno…beef tallow and politics…DJ loves him some chicharron…cheesemongers and haberdasheries…strange addiction had weird appetites…why was the Pink Panther the spokesperson for fiberglass…rotary phone adventures…the halftime show was just pure joy…if you homage Celia, you automatically get some love from us…TV antennas and satellite dishes…RIP Pepe Peña…macrame…what is it about Carrie Underwood’s face…Enya and Sarah Brightman’s Super Bowl Spectacular…what is the Celtic Woman demo…Ish’s Irish accent is a thing that happened…Last Cafecito: Jenny Lorenzo and our friend, JuanaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Support local arts…from Hialeah to the stage…it’s the nuances that make things universal…the strongest in our families are usually the most secretly vulnerable…ahhh the 90s…archetypes vs stereotypes…always be the weird kid…if you don’t see it, create it…embrace farce…we carry our ancestors, whether we know it or not…the Hialeah smear campaign is real…we need to tell our own stories…thanks to the Arsht Center…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Math is important…oh hey Pythagoreum…really waiting for snow in Cuba…Miami boy winter experiences…CDs are back baby…the joys of burning a CD playlist…how was that Reba’s first time on the Grammys…being rewarded on your own terms is the best reward…music needs to make you feel, period…Gloria Estefan will always be a great family proxy…oh no, not Bahama Breeze…are there actual hot dog prep instructions…toaster ovens are so multi purpose…don’t be mean to your cleaning person…printers aren’t a privilege, Gen Z…Last Cafecito: Lindsay Vonn & Live Like Bella…welcome back, TristanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back…even if you advocate for mental health, it’s hard to accept…vulnerable isn’t weak…our last time in our studio…we don’t want to get on the bad side of Posh & Becks…chiquito malcriado…don’t come and tell us what makes someone Cuban in Miami…Agustin Reyes for sure…reminder, Puerto Rico is the US…aaaand once more into the now classic Chico Mirtha discussion…90s talk shows were the best…thank you Miami New Times…Last Cafecito:Let It Loose podcast & Roger Borges…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another year, another season done…Ish totally housed the plantain chips…pecs vs boobs…of course Ish got the episode number wrong…more time for Junior as a gift…bake, bake, bake…pesadito energy is no match for Flannigans nachos…hmmm, Paris or Westchester…Junior IS good people…wow Miami’s first female mayor in 2025…123 years old comiendo platanos…Oreo is creating a sugar free cookie, why…love a Christmas theme celebration…pesadito energy to end the year…Last Cafecito: Roger’s Uncle & Ish’s Long List of Honorees …Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Roger…Junior’s weekend corner went off the rails…more Miss Universe drama…we should totally make ‘cualquiera’ the newest flavor…still doesn’t know French…is sperm racing the next big sport?...happy birthday Silvia…pesadito energy on full display this ep…now we’ve got our interns one at a time…Roger learning all the latest Gen Z slang…how can you not get an order right if you have a picture…now Ai has come for the Olsen twins…Meghan Markle is exuding pesdadita energy tenfold…let’s all have a TurHamKen sandwich…vegan Cuban food is pretty good if you go in with the right mindframe…Last Cafecito: Daniel’s & Suny’s and Beyond The Gates …Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Multiple Last Cafecitos later…the espresso martini was delicious…always a Miami boy…songwriting is a true art form…yet again, the Estefans prove themselves genuine humans…Emilio is the unsung hero…Bad Bunny Super Bowl makes business sense…dear Rita Ora, Robbie said nothing bad…writing music with a casio at 6 years old…leave that comfort zone…Jr & Robbie have similar face problems…is being an independent artist a blessing and curse…let’s have a caca song remix…if you’re going to cover a song, try and make it your own somehow…Miami lesbians…still taking ‘how are you’ seriously thanks to Domino…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome as co-host, Ibis Valdes…from president to model…famous on Netflix barato…that Oh, Chocolat cake was GREAT…welcome back, Junior…and an audience of interns…so concludes the Miss Universe drama…can you represent a country by way of culture…the pageant circuit is real…Ish’s favorite Thanksgivings were in Hialeah…the time to shine will be Noche Buena…whatever with the Miami New Times…parasocial relationships are everywhere these days…picking on Ariana is one thing, Cardi B is quite another…bring on mi burrito sabanero…more turron talk…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest…Last Cafecito: Mayor Daniella Levine-Cava & Clue at the Arsht Center…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cold and flu season nos tiene mal this week! We’ll be back next week with a new episode. Cuídense!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the network, Primas (Pero Not Really)…Miami really is just 6 degrees of separation…dance, baseball, so many extracurriculars…empty nest in theory if nothing else…that kid was way too excited to be put in the pizza oven…community is so important…remove stigma from everyone’s human experiences…sharing experiences, without bashing…dancer not a stripper…all abuelas are legends…never heard of 3 Kings or been to Calle 8???...teaching tech, one old prima at a time…voice notes are the worst…they’re just as fun on socials as they are on the pod…dating will most likely be a mini-series…it iS ok not to be ok…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the support at Threefold Cafe…happy anniversary Univision…we’ve got producer royalty this week…man those luxe brownies are decadent…All’s Fair subplots are the better part of the show…hi Odalys Flores…extreme dysmorphia knows nothing about gender…building houses in the middle of Indonesian campo…here’s hoping Wendy Williams gets better…Last Cafecito: Los Wizzards & Pin Pan Pollo…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the voice changer…more ghostly music…Junior is still meeting the time limit…Roger the gay-sha…bring on the luxe brownies…if you got it, flaunt it…congrats Jonathan Bailey…yet again, Ish has been overlooked…go on Netherlands…Diplo kissed a Canadian and he liked it…pesadito energy…yay, Ish qualified for ClockOut…exclusivity can bring up serious impostor syndrome…Happy Birthday Roger…how does he not know Emperor’s New Groove…from royalty to the Beckhams…getting knighted…los Beckhams in Coral Gables…you don’t get to go on camera live and insult anyone without expectation of blowback…go on Miss Mexico…Kim K as actress, no thanks…Last Cafecito: Lego & Porch Decoy Packages…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by FL Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for a ride this ep…he was in every spot…bringing the authenticity to Food Network…baby books mean business…WWE & Food Network is the perfect combo tbh…if Mork from Ork knew how to cook…why not refine your craft after the fact…deep cut Rupauls’ Drag Race references…from actor to chef and now somewhere in-between…bonding over Broadway…confidence doesn’t happen overnight…Chef Brad is already hyper enough, no perico needed…he’s still a one-man band…going international…keeping our culture alive…come back on our show, Chef Mika…recipe math is hard…and now Ish needs a few naps…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sending love to Jamaica…the Junior corner is getting intense…covering a hurricane is unforgettable…and now there’s a Mirta de Perales trophy…it’s hard enough going through DV situations, but doing it publicly makes it worse…can you marry AND divorce a ghost…some words just don’t really translate into english…Primer Impacto is responsible for so much escandalo…more Roger metidada de pata…these betrayal lists got pretty real…here goes Ish again with Ai anger…maybe some influencers should have to get a degree…Last Cafecito: Lina Luaces & Re-Youth.info…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Eric…again with the yellow vs orange…we’re not cutting Junior content, just giving him a challenge…support your friends and the arts…still time to support 305 Pink Pack via Pin Pan Pollo…more Chico Mirta drama…embarcaded is a word, prove us wrong…we all have creativity inside us…it’s the 10k hours…i’m just French…the first time our show is interrupted for a pee break…Roger being ‘Americano’ is GREAT…Ish is driven by spite…just two 46 year olds catching up…dinners at home are always better…enjoy the silence…stealing Napoleon’s jewels is just stupid…more ranting against Ai by Ish…of course Kardashians are using filters…Last Cafecito: @VHSDates and Eric/Getting a Donor Kidney…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miami’s version of fall was here for a second…hmm, should we do a 365 PLMTY challenge…Roger’s still cute with a nose scab…he’ll buy a fake but not wear one…trust Ish knows DJs bday…new iPhone problems…late nights, early mornings…submarines & weaves…RIP Diane Keaton…Vikki Carr & Ana Gabriel duet, get into it…Miami Seaquarium closing is VERY us…will the real Chico Mirta please stand up…Roger’s multi-tasking…sometimes zoos are a positive…do’t hold grudges…US Hispanics would be the 5th largest GDP…the Only Fans debate continues……Last Cafecito: The Estefans & LA’s Celia Cruz Day…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.