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Pete Niro - Rants and Brain Crack.

Official podcast of comedian Pete Niro. Rants and Brain Crack. Purveyor of comedy, stories, complaints and observations. If you like humor, have an open mind and don't take things too seriously, you'll love this.

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  1. 64

    JUNE 18 PODCAST

    Masturbation after 50, oral sex and candy, burritos & loss of inhibitions...

  2. 63

    The Great White Canadian South, weather in Italy, codes that won't scan and asshole tattoos?

    Clips and various segments used to create this latest podcast, thank you fans!

  3. 62
  4. 61

    Tik Tok clips May 2025

    Random clips from Pete Niro Tik Tok page.

  5. 60

    Rants On The Road 2023

    Pete rants from a hotel room in this episode about businesses with horrible attitudes.

  6. 59

    Dick pics...

    Yes, we discuss dick pics in this one...

  7. 58

    Bruno Mutande-Company Cloud of Confusion-Italian Mothers

    Bruno Mutande has an incident in a bathroom, the company cloud of confusion and Italian mothers...

  8. 57

    Hospitals and bathrooms...

    Hospitals and bathrooms cause me anxiety...

  9. 56

    Phone anxiety

    Some people don't want to answer or talk on the phone.

  10. 55

    My family's Italian-North American Christmas.

    This is how my family will be spending Christmas this year!

  11. 54

    Bruno Mutande returns from Italy!

    After being away for a while, Bruno Mutande returns from Italy even more outrageous!

  12. 53

    Welcome to the NEW studio!

    Podcasting from the NEW studio! Please also visit Pete Niro on YouTube to see the video!

  13. 52

    Podcast June 22, 2021.

    End to lockdowns?  Shit-talking hypocrites!  Duelling farts...

  14. 51

    My experience eating at restaurants...

    Among many other things, I miss the experience of eating at restaurants in person! Here are some of my experiences...

  15. 50

    The "Boy" in the Friend-Zone that will NEVER "bone!"

    Have you known someone who does not see that he/she is STUCK in the Friend Zone PLUS being taken advantage of?

  16. 49

    Fucking leaky coffee cups...

    Do you ever get drive thru coffee at the shop, and the lid leaks coffee ALL over you and your car? Like always?

  17. 48

    The company cloud of confusion...

    WHY have many companies and services been confused and dropping the ball lately? Can't ALL be due to covid???

  18. 47

    The oral sex dilemma.

    The oral sex dilemma, some like it, some hate it, everyone has an opinion...

  19. 46

    Burnt Pop-Tarts turn me on...

    This episode we discuss various sexual fetishes 'nuff said...

  20. 45

    Food sensitivities, clothes that don't fit and sleep-writing...

    The pandemic has changed many things, including my habits, my body and my mind...

  21. 44

    Good Friday 2021

    Good Friday 2021 episode, self help, fake friends and quarantine detox...

  22. 43

    Mother and Father "wisdom"

    ...sarcastically speaking of course.  When ignorant, obnoxious, interfering assholes just can't help themselves to spreading their toxicity around.

  23. 42

    Tupperware and sex toys...

    The infamous Bruno Mutande is BACK, talking about a Tupperware party that turned in a sex toy party in his market...

  24. 41

    Classic pranks

    I always love a good prank, college pranks, family pranks, I've done many, here are some...

  25. 40

    Defective beds, bad telecom and damaged freezers.

    Why is it so hard to get good customer service and good products???

  26. 39

    Pandemic, Interdimensional TV and ELVIS.

    Let's discuss how the pandemic can alter your routine and habits?

  27. 38

    Quarantine PTSD

    Quarantines and lockdowns are having some interesting effects on me, have you experienced any of these? Sometimes in life even in dark times, we gotta have a little laugh...

  28. 37

    Bruno Mutande and OCD

    Comedian Pete Niro chats with market owner and show sponsor Bruno Mutande and we discover Bruno's OCD.

  29. 36

    Bruno Mutande spraying people in line.

    We chat with market owner Bruno Mutande who is spraying people in line outside his market with hand sanitizer.

  30. 35

    Bruno Mutande cooking coach and prayer lines.

    Bruno Mutande, Pete Niro's favorite guest speaks about how he is dealing with the pandemic.

  31. 34

    10 things that piss me off...

    Pete Niro rants about 10 things that are a piss offs...

  32. 33

    Lockdown 2.0

    Hey, if you're getting ready for another lockdown, stay safe, stay sane, stay funny and check Pete Niro out online!

  33. 32

    Loud neighbours

    I've had my share of loud neighbours, have you had this happen? These are my stories, enjoy!

  34. 31

    Using dirty language

    Sometimes, you just have to swear... what's the big fucking deal?

  35. 30

    Asshole bosses...

    Do you have an asshole boss? Well let me tell you about one I used to have...

  36. 29

    Quiet comedy crowds and abusive teachers...

    Sometimes comedy club audiences are enjoying the show, but are quiet... Mentally abusive teachers from the 1980s would have NO chance today...

  37. 28

    People who come out of the woodwork...

    Ever hear from someone who has not given a shit about you in years, they reach out to you when they think you're famous?

  38. 27

    FACEBOOK LIVE SHOW!

    Pete Niro Rants from Hell and other Brain Crack, this time LIVE on Facebook!

  39. 26

    Anal sex preparations and gerbiling

    Anal sex preparations and gerbiling... new set recorded.

  40. 25

    Dating horror stories...

    A little taste of my online dating horror stories...

  41. 24

    Bruno Mutande talks about indecent exposure

    Bruno Mutande talks about indecent exposure at the beach...

  42. 23

    Anger management, or is it?

    Is it really "anger management" or is it something else?

  43. 22

    Cross Border Hypocrisy

    Bandwagon Hypocrisy and Cross Border people?

  44. 21

    Things that piss Pete Niro off...

    A list of THINGS THAT PISS PETE NIRO OFF... Also, please support Levity Comedy Club & Lounge in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.

  45. 20

    Bruno Mutande Covid 19

    Bruno Mutande from BRUNO MEATS comes back to explain how his market has dealt with Covid 19.

  46. 19

    Dinky Cars and Frozen Pizza

    Pete Niro live on stage recording comedy set, recorded Summer of 2019 in Toronto, Canada.

  47. 18

    Quarantine Confusion May 2020 (Intro from Bruno Mutande)

    Quarantine Confusion, update on May 2020. How's your quarantine going so far? 

  48. 17

    Pete Niro LIVE standup July 2019

    A short set from Pete Niro recorded LIVE from "Comedy Bar" in Toronto, Canada, July 2019.

  49. 16

    Italian parents

    A small sample of how Italian my parents really were. (I'm sure there will be MORE of these to come)

  50. 15

    Pete Niro from California - Bruno Mutande phone interview!

    @realpeteniro is live on the phone from California! Bruno Mutande is  guest host of Pete Niro's Rants from Hell and other Brain Crack...

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Official podcast of comedian Pete Niro. Rants and Brain Crack. Purveyor of comedy, stories, complaints and observations. If you like humor, have an open mind and don't take things too seriously, you'll love this.

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Official podcast of comedian Pete Niro. Rants and Brain Crack. Purveyor of comedy, stories, complaints and observations. If you like humor, have an open mind and don't take things too seriously, you'll love this.

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