Petty Ass Podcast
by Jarrett Carter Sr.
The Petty Ass Podcast exposes the views of professional, young black men and women living in metropolitan Baltimore on a range of subjects. From love to politics to sports and interpersonal pettiness, no subject is off limits and everyone gets the side eye for their unique views. pettyasspodcast.substack.com
Episodes
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Petty Ass Quarantine
We talk about life under quarantine, our thoughts on the state and federal crisis management of the coronavirus, and substitutions for thotting in the streets. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass Harriet
We discuss the changing landscape of HBCU homecomings, the Harriet Tubman movie, and Omarion's love life. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Loafers
The crew reunites to discuss Jay Z's partnership with the NFL, the gender dynamics of Hot Girl/City Boy Summer, and the great Loafers fire. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Duck Lips
We discuss if men are pressured to look cute on social media, the changes to Morehouse College's admission policy, and try to find decent bars in Northwest Baltimore. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass Facebook Commenters
We discuss Jenn buying sneakers with chicken grease on them, youth disruption in local malls, and Facebook trolls in the aftermath of Nipsey Hussle's murder. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass Cardi
We discuss the tragic death of Nipsey Hussle, ongoing trouble with Baltimore City's mayor, how to handle the springtime bounce back and Cardi B's place in the #MeToo movement. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass Ivy League
We discuss the 'Leaving Neverland' documentary, the CIAA coming to Baltimore and the Ivy League admission scandal. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Jussie
We discuss Jussie Smollett, Mo'Nique and Steve Harvey and Stephanie Rawlings-Blake living her best life. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Dwight Howard
We return from hiatus to discuss Thanksgiving, Dwight Howard and Jill Scott. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Lexington Market
We discuss the legend of the Lexington Market rat and bachelorette party etiquette. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Gaddy
We welcome back Gaddy and Marsh from hiatus, discuss the limits to the ho chase, and Gaddy's prospects in educating the youth of Baltimore City. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Alley Oop
The fam talks about when dreams come true, recaps the HBCU Awards, and Jarrett's failure to throw effective alley-oops. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Layaway
We discuss when co-workers get out of their lane, LeBron James' legacy, and the Ques' legacy of quality showings at homecomings. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Dame
Dame is leaving, and we reflect on his attempts to buy clubs, his women, and Jenn the love of his life. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Kanye
How big of a fool is Kanye West, and how awesome is Donald Glover? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Cosby
The fam discusses Bill Cosby's conviction, interracial dream hookups, and Jenny L. delivers a monologue from August Wilson's 'Fences.' This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass BDK
The fam discusses Beyoncé's Coachella performance, bullying in schools, and why Jenn and Dame won't fall in love. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Grits & Biscuits
We talk about the latest grits and biscuits party, Jenn and Dame cockblocking each other, and the March for Our Lives. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Nanny
We catch everyone up on our hiatus, and break down the WKYS nanny controversy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Black Panther
We discuss our field trip to see Black Panther, Tione leaving for Boston, and Jenn stealing all of her home-based technology. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Valentine
The fam discusses Baltimore's wayward subway system, Uber stealing life from hacking, porn on phones and black love. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Mo'Nique
The fam discusses Mo'Nique's rants, Jenn's Polar Bear Plunge, Baltimore's mall industry and stealing Netflix. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Crown Claiming
We discuss how to fire or to resign from a job with class, how to reclaim your crown, and how to best leverage groups and friends to support money-making ventures. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass 2018
We talk about how we brought up the new year, Baltimore schools' heating issue and why sisters look mad in the club. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Chipotle
We discuss the sisters' recent trip to a fundraiser at Chipotle, Omarosa being fired, and how to handle holiday headaches. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Battle of the Sexes
A special edition of the podcast splits up the family to discuss our wants, needs and expectations of the opposite sex. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Penny
We talk about salvaging group dynamics when two friends fall out, Jenn's mom visits the Golden Dragon, and the group turns a conversation about men being babies while sick into 15 minutes about eating ass. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get...
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Petty Ass Black Space
The Sunday Night Crew discusses Woke Reg's weightlifting accident, the challenges of creating and maintaining black space, and our favorite white things. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass Comeback
We return from a two-month hiatus to discuss our commitment to the show, harassment and rape culture, and Gaddy's fascination with wearing double paraphernalia. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass Fight Night
It's a pop-up edition of the podcast prior to the Floyd Mayweather-Connor McGregor fight. We fight through sickness, drunkenness and high times to talk fake invites and our thoughts on who would win. Who turned out to be dead wrong with their predictions? This is a public episode. If you would…
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Petty Ass Supremacists
We discuss Cort's indecisiveness on loving Ques, Charlottesville and Usher's L's. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Picnics
We return with Gaddy defending a picnic as 'a movie,' R. Kelly slander, checking out dates on the judiciary database and shade for Jenn L. and the Bad Pitches. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass Comey
We discuss James Comey's testimony before Congress, LeBron's legacy, Jenn L's softball loss, and lying friends. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Rompers
The crew returns to discuss rompers, cookout harassment and the fall of Tiger Woods. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Formation
Two Jenns return to clear up rumors from last week's trip to the Horseshoe. We also discuss political divisions in the black community, and the pain/pleasure principle. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass Zaddy
A night out at the Horseshoe, dating women without plans for a future, and Will Smith slander all goes down when the sisters aren't around this week. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Coachella
Jenn R. talks about her trip out to California for Coachella, and her beef with Gaddy via GroupMe. We also discuss Cort's conversation with a guy revealing too much in the first conversation. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...
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Petty Ass Thots
We discuss the culture of exes and jumpoffs working to reclaim romantic space, and the impact of social media on interpersonal communication. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Ques
We discuss why some of the sisters in the group are choosing men in Omega Psi Phi over men of Alpha Phi Alpha, a recap of the latest B-More Rise event, and finish up with how to cope with being hungover in church. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers…
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Petty Ass Wingman
The brothers discuss their experience at a regional fraternity convention, tax advice and a petty ass wingman in action at a birthday party. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass 83
We discuss cultural appropriation, Cort landing a celebrity to come to her school, and our worst 'morning after' stories. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Bert is Back
Bert returns to discuss wedding etiquette and social media etiquette. We also discuss a recent event from BMore Rise and other community service outreach programs. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...
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Petty Ass Saints
We talk about pettiness in the black church, and the balance between being human and being spiritual in navigating the petty space. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Baltimore
We talk about the pettiness of Baltimore City, its places and its people. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Remy Ma
We discuss the Remy Ma diss of Nicki Minaj, the fam's sex bingo night and when to withhold sex. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass HBCU
We talk about BET's 'The Quad,' and its representation of HBCU culture. We also talk about the ongoing value of historically black colleges, and the challenge of sharing the HBCU story. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...
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Petty Ass Valentines Day
The fam discusses the art of Valentines Day, love languages, and how to flourish on a day dedicated to couples when you are single. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Tyler Perry
We start off with a non-related story about one of our charity events, and that turns into a discussion on Black Hollywood. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Politics
The fam discusses the inauguration of Donald Trump and the path forward for Black America in this new political and social age. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
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Petty Ass Breakups
The fam talks about how and when to cut it in 2017, with jobs, relationships and sex, and even your close friends. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit pettyasspodcast.substack.com
About this show
The Petty Ass Podcast exposes the views of professional, young black men and women living in metropolitan Baltimore on a range of subjects. From love to politics to sports and interpersonal pettiness, no subject is off limits and everyone gets the side eye for their unique views.
pettyasspodcast.substack.com
Hosted by
Jarrett Carter Sr.
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