PODCAST · comedy
Petty Theft and Kindness
by Theodore Wampuszyc
Co-hosts Theo and Finn are two transgender baristas/starving artists that talk coffee, life, and everything in this queer comedy talk-show.
Episodes
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Ep. 9: LIVE! In Chicago
Enjoy our worst-quality audio yet! Coming to you directly from the world's most echo-y kitchen and from atop the world's creakiest Ikea kitchen chairs in their new Chicago apartment, Finn and Theo are back at it again with the strong coffee and stronger opinions. Talking points: fruit syrups...
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Ep. 8: Me and All My Homies HATE the Funnel Cake Frappuccino
We recorded this episode in May but we had to wait until December to release it so that none of you were tempted to order this disappointing frozen sludge. Enjoy 27+ minutes of Finn and Theo absolutely disparaging the new Starbucks strawberry funnel cake Frappuccino. Other talking points: missing...
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THE LOST EPISODE (Ep. 4): The Great Malort Tasting of 2020
The frequently-alluded-to-but-previously-unheard episode 4 has finally been excavated and processed for human consumption. A blast from the recent past, Finn and Theo of July 2020 discuss new covid measures at the farmers market and taste-test Chicago's infamously nasty liquor of choice. Music by...
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Ep. 7: Talk Pistachio to Me!
It's some good old fashioned coffee talk with your favorite queer (ex) baristas! We talk the 2021 pistachio line, reminisce on the 2020 butterscotch latte, and discuss other seasonal items from that flighty temptress, the Starbucks siren. Other talking points: Theo attempts to describe how a...
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Ep. 5: A New Year Special
It’s our first episode of the new year! Recorded NYE and delivered fresh to you from our team of drowsy, cheese-and-champagne-stuffed editors. This week we refer to the household cats as “the dirt worst” and Feta retaliates by utilizing his noisiest toy throughout the recording. We discuss grade...
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Ep. 6??? Or Something: Season 2! Another Guide to the Fall Times
Listen. We promised we would get the episode out before election day. We never promised that it wouldn’t sound like we recorded underwater. We lost a lot of content to audio booboos. Don’t worry, it wasn’t any better than what made the final cut. It’s season 2 with your favorite petty thieves and...
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Ep. 3: A Guide to the World's Largest Starbucks
Two episodes in one year??? That’s our new best record!!! The petty thieves are back with their review of the holy land: the newly opened World’s Largest Starbucks Reserve in Chicago, Illinois. PETA makes it onto our shitlist. We dicuss our first actual petty thefts on the air. Theo promotes some...
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Ep. 2: A Guide to Trash Snacks
It's here! The only podcast that can subvert your expectations by having a second episode. Finn makes their radio debut and we tackle trash snacks, Methdonald's, Thanksgiving atrocities, and more. Music by David "Spoonboy" Combs, cover art by Emily Timmer.
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Pilot: A Guide to the Fall Times
For this, our inaugural episode, Theo flies solo and tackles tiny pumpkin controversy, Thanksgiving traditions, the flavors of Autumn, and niche gifts to get the folks who have everything in the upcoming holiday season. Music by Spoonboy
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Co-hosts Theo and Finn are two transgender baristas/starving artists that talk coffee, life, and everything in this queer comedy talk-show.
HOSTED BY
Theodore Wampuszyc
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Co-hosts Theo and Finn are two transgender baristas/starving artists that talk coffee, life, and everything in this queer comedy talk-show.
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Petty Theft and Kindness is created and hosted by Theodore Wampuszyc.
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