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Phoning It In

by herrmania

Almost every day, Kyle talks to himself out loud and records it to an automated voicemail system. It is then posted on the internet so that anyone can hear it. This is probably a terrible idea.

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Episodes

  1. Christmas Listing

    All I can think about is this stupid ukulele.

  2. The Transformed Man (part two)

    Why would you hang up on a werewolf like that?

  3. The Transformed Man (part one)

    So a werewolf walks in to a job interview…

  4. Picture Day

    Maybe I should sell oysters.

  5. Assessment

    Perhaps I’ll join the circus.

  6. YouTube Space

    I’m in the tubes!

  7. Negotiations

    Why am I always the cheap option?

  8. Imperfect 10

    This is why I can’t do nice things.

  9. Schedule Change

    I’m not freaking out just yet.

  10. Intervals

    I have some new problems of my own to think about.

  11. Lately

    We’re on a summertime schedule.

  12. Alive and (mostly) Well

    Yes, I took a week off. Sorry.

  13. Kittens!

    “I want to pick up that kitty and bring him in the house,” said someone who is not me.

  14. Flight

    A bittersweet end to a large experiment.

  15. Graduation

    Happy last day of kindergarten!

  16. Resolution

    The car saga is over.

  17. Loan Sharks

    The car saga continues.

  18. Nerd Day

    I’m boycotting this holiday.

  19. Intervention

    It’s Crazy Hair Day!

  20. Privileges

    You look 8 years younger today.

  21. Expectations

    Here are some things you can do for me today.

  22. Bumblebee

    I can mail it to you if you want.

  23. Centennial

    We’re double-booked on birthday parties this week.

  24. Roly Poly

    When it gets too big, it’s terrifying.

  25. Sleepy G

    Wake up, it’s time for kindergarten!

  26. Fat Lip

    Who kicked me in the face?

  27. Basketball Injury

    I hope you appreciate this.

  28. Garbage Day

    I have to draw the line somewhere.

  29. Tardy

    This is going on my permanent record.

  30. Hair Shortener

    Let’s not turn this into a racial thing.

  31. Mile High Club

    I need 30 percent more sleep.

  32. 98 Percent

    I have some sleep tips for you.

  33. Hot Wheels

    I am more responsible than a 20 year old!

  34. Squirrel

    I just wanted to talk to you about my mustache.

  35. Breath Spray

    I am trying to smell good.

  36. Chocolate Milk

    We have to be on time for the field trip.

  37. Chubby Cycle

    That guy looks like me, if I did exercise.

  38. Spa Day

    My skin is covered with water and mud and sun.

  39. Wine

    Solving problems, two hours at a time.

  40. Wired

    I am a ball of (stressed and irritable) energy.

  41. Sleepover

    How’s that mattress working out? (Note: Kyle is grumpy today and hopes to be less cranky/judgey tomorrow.)

  42. Moody

    In search of a comfortable mattress.

  43. Little Things

    Everything is more annoying when you’re sick.

  44. Numberwang

    I dreamed this thing and then it got erased from my actual brain.

  45. Double Feature

    The big confrontations never play out the way you expect them to.

  46. The Talk

    I am not qualified to be a motivational speaker.

  47. Bug Eggs

    Pass the neurotoxins!

  48. Carspotting

    Breathe in the glory of the mighty Volkswagen beetle.

  49. Skittish

    Let’s start with a traffic update.

  50. Fake Tears

    Lost in a sea of car garbage. Also, details from my morning shopping trip.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Almost every day, Kyle talks to himself out loud and records it to an automated voicemail system. It is then posted on the internet so that anyone can hear it. This is probably a terrible idea.

HOSTED BY

herrmania

CATEGORIES

comedy

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Almost every day, Kyle talks to himself out loud and records it to an automated voicemail system. It is then posted on the internet so that anyone can hear it. This is probably a terrible idea.

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Phoning It In is created and hosted by herrmania.
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