Episodes
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Babylon
We're back in our comfort zone: bullshit movies that last 3+ hours
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Best of the 2010s
He's still so hot
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Ad Astra
The title is Latin for "too long"
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Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood
You were on a horsey!
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War Machine
More like "Bore Machine"
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Allied
We're pretty sure that hack Robert Zemeckis used cgi on Brad's face
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The Big Short
Brad wears a mask and uses hand sanitizer in this movie. What a nutcase!
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By The Sea
That's nice. Cards are fun. It's a good game. I like cards.
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EMERGENCY PODCAST: Bullet Train (with Isabel Three)
This movie is 100% certified
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The Audition
Scorsese's greatest movie? Our greatest episode? You be the judge!
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Fury
Tune in to hear Myles say toxic masculinity is "fun"
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The Counselor
You'll never look at a windshield the same way again
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12 Years a Slave
Not a fun watch
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World War Z
Myles thinks this could really happen
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Killing Them Softly (with Nick Serrano)
We're joined by expert impressionist @nickvserrano to discuss this often overlooked masterpiece. Rhode Island, stand up!
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Moneyball
Brad gets another chance to play a jock who is obsessed with "raw intelligence"
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The Tree of Life
One of the better Land Before Time movies
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Best of the 2000s
Call us Jen Aniston and Angelina Jolie because we're obsessed with Brad in this decade 😍😍
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Inglourious Basterds
Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Hell yeah we get some more Tilda Swinton
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Burn After Reading
"Osbourne...Cox" 😑
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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
You don't have to keep smoking that if it's making you bungey
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Ocean's 13
Screw Sinatra's hand
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Babel
Now they're gonna meet the real hairy monster
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EMERGENCY PODCAST: The Lost City
We took a trip to our local cinema to catch this early Oscar front runner
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Mr and Mrs Smith
The beginning of a romance that would last forever
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Ocean's 12
The 12th member of the crew is Bruce Willis
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Troy (with Cassidy DW)
Brad concludes the brief chapter of his career where he only played mythological characters
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Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
For some reason we spend most of this episode talking about Matt Damon
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Ocean's 11
So many hot guys
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Friends: The One with the Rumor
We hope this episode doesn't ruin your day, your week, your month, or even your year
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Spy Game
Our nemesis Bobby Redford returns to narrate another series of boring stories about Brad
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The Mexican
What if Tony Soprano was gay?
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Snatch (with Charlie Celenza)
This movie passes the Bechdel test with flying colors
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Best of the 90s Countdown
We count down the 17 best films of the 90s, which all happen to feature Brad Pitt
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Best of the 80s Countdown
We start at #2 and count down all the way to #1
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Fight Club
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Johnny Suede (with Isabel Three)
Now is a fly's fart in the wind
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Across the Tracks (with Isabel Three)
The only thing personal about you is your dick
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Too Young to Die?
No need to watch this movie. Hell, no need to listen to this episode either
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The Dark Side of the Sun
Rick, you're a champion
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Meet Joe Black
This movie has all the excitement of a pair of titmice
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Seven Years in Tibet
Brad goes from naughty to humble...get you a man who can do both
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Thelma and Louise
One of your hosts thinks the characters in Toy Story are named Buddy and Wuzz, tune in to find out which one
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The Devil's Own
If you pee standing up, this movie is for you
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Sleepers
The title refers to anyone who tries to make it through this whole movie
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Cutting Class (with Matt Farley)
We're joined by legendary horror auteur Matt Farley for this very spooky Halloween episode
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12 Monkeys (with Brett Newski)
We love the music of the 20th century
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Se7en
A laugh out loud buddy cop movie for the whole family
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Legends of the Fall
Screw the government!