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Pizza Rainbow
by Math Is Hard
Pizza Rainbow! is about real teens, talking about real teens issues! *hugs* (Editor's Note: "Real teens" refers to two awesome chicks in their 30s named Amber and Jen, and "real teen issues" refers to current pop culture obsessions that are used as a catalyst for in-depth discussions about feelings, friendship, dirty emojis, life goals, relationships, and the proper use of Tinder)
Episodes
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Pizza Rainbow! 34: Jesus Wouldn’t Be Down For That
Welcome to Episode 34 of Pizza Rainbow! This week we really get into last week’s current events: Talkin’ bout #DNB’s, Bad Lip Readings, Ashley Madison outing’s, forgettin’ ’bout Dre, and the possibility of Jesus porn! Rhonda Rousey on her physique / “Do Nothing Bitches” ALB In Wonderland: Do...
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Pizza Rainbow! 33: Twat Tawk!
This week the girls update each other on birthday stuff (Jen) and book stuff (Amber); and then they dive right into it with ladytime tawk; focusing on your sole purpose (and eliminating everything else that distracts from that); recognizing that the bitter end of past relationships can sweeten…
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Pizza Rainbow! 32: HPV of the Brain
Welcome to episode 32 of Pizza Rainbow! This week we get right into and make it weird by discussing the hilarity + horror of the GOP Debates, Jon Stewart’s amazing send-off at The Daily Show, the crazy amount of Hollywood divorces happening right now, Jen + Justin 4 EVA, and Kelly Osbourne’s…
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Pizza Rainbow! 31: The Curvature of Thine Shaft
This week on Pizza Rainbow! the girls have a lil’ bit of a catch-up, then talk about the season finale + After The Final Rose edition of The Bachelorette; the series premiere of I Am Cait; and the new show The Stewarts & The Hamilton’s + other fun, random stuff! Amber’s new book Amber’s recap of...
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Pizza Rainbow! 12: The Magic of The Universe In Helvetica by Amber Carter by Jen Paulson
Welcome to Episode 12 of Pizza Rainbow! In this episode, Amber and Jen come up with a new book project; they talk their feels regarding Taylor Swift copyright’ing “This Sick Beat”; Disney’s dorky promotion on The Bachelor; the fear and loathing directed toward The Current after Barb Abney’s…
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Pizza Rainbow! 20: Because I Am a Man, and You Are a Woman
Pizza Rainbow! is a podcast where real teens talk about real teens issues…real teens being two chicks in their mid-thirties named Amber and Jen, and real teen issues being psychopathic killers (fun!), the worst people in America (aka, the stars of Vanderpump Rules, Southern Charm, and some of the...
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Pizza Rainbow! 16: You guys wanna hear me do some more impressions?
Welcome to our Sweet Sixteen episode! This week we talk a LOT about The Oscars, Oscar fashion, reality TV recaps, doin’ heroin, what Subway sandwich breads reminds Amber of, and a bunch of other stuff that you may or may not be interested in! Pertinent Links: Video of Jen advertising essential…
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Pizza Rainbow! 30: The Situations
This week Pizza Rainbow starts out with some solid girl talk time, with Amber telling Jen about her crazy week (new book (check it out here!)! Crazy hang-outs! Legit boy stuff!) and moves right into celebrity break-ups (RIP, Miranda Lambert + Blake Shelton, C-YA Britt + Brady), celebrity shade...
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Pizza Rainbow! 21: We're Legal!
After a brief hiatus, Amber and Jen are baaaack for their 21st episode, so break out your boxed wines and get ready for some pop culture catch-ups, chats about (new) work and dating dramz, and what it’s like to live fast and take chances when you’re single and childless in your mid-thirties*!...
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Pizza Rainbow! 11: I Got a Real John Boehner For That Guy
Welcome to Episode 11 of Pizza Rainbow! In this episode, Jen and Amber talk about their disappointment with the first few episodes of the last season of Parks & Recreation, the newest NFL Bad Lip Reading, Amber’s mean 5th grade teacher, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and they played a rousing…
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Pizza Rainbow! 25: Way More of a Bridget Jones Situation
Welcome to Episode 25 of Pizza Rainbow! We get right into it by discussing the controversial last scene of Sunday’s Game of Thrones, the Mad Men series finale, the season premiere of The Bachelorette, Taylor Swift’s new video (Beyonce’s was better), and Amber gathers us around the campfire and…
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Pizza Rainbow! 19: THANKS OBAMA
Jen and Amber return from a liquid lunch on St. Patrick’s Day to record Episode 19, get on a tangent about drinking and driving, talk about the time when they were two hot chicks in their mid-thirties going to see Cinderella in the middle of a Monday afternoon, discuss Jen’s new Loyalty Reward...
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Pizza Rainbow! 15: Spirit Animinminals
Welcome to Episode 15 of Pizza Rainbow! This week we talk about The Grammys, our favorite moments from SNL 40, The Bachelor, Sweet Sixteen Parties, schadenfreude over Brian Williams, our new Facebook Page, and the way that Amber constantly mispronounces everything the moment she gets in front of…
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Pizza Rainbow! 10: Pack Up Ya Bags, Ya DONE!
We made it to Episode 10, everybody! This episode is jam-packed with some pop culture goodness, too – we discuss the Golden Globes, Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and the last season of Parks & Recreation! Pertinent links in this post: Jennifer Aniston’s Golden Globe dress: Kiera Knightly’s...
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Pizza Rainbow! 29: Rainbow Forest Cafe
Welcome to Episode 29 of Pizza Rainbow! This week, the bold and brassy broads of PR! chat about celebrity break-ups, the Bachelorette sextroversy, the Cosby Quaalude revelation, AND they offer a lot of unsolicited and not-at-all-expert advice on how you should run your restaurant business!
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Pizza Rainbow! 24: I Didn't Have To Pay For a Heggie's! (And Other Tales About Sex)
Welcome to Episode 24! This week Amber and Jen dive into some unintentional realness – the theme for this week’s episode was supposed to be about pop culture origin stories, but somehow delved into some straight talk about penis size (does it matter? Share your thoughts on our Facebook page!),...
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Pizza Rainbow! 14: Not For All The Carbs In Ireland!
Happy Episode 14, everyone! This week, being that we were just so busy with Valentine’s Day plans (just kidding, only Jen was busy with that stuff), we decided to pull an episode from our podcast vault! This episode is a fluffy, nougat-filled chocolate treat given to you in a red heart-shaped...
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Pizza Rainbow! 18: Got a Wee Bit a'Irish!
Welcome to Episode 18 of Pizza Rainbow! This week we say goodbye to some of the shows that we’ve been talking about since we started the podcast (Vanderpump Rules and The Bachelor) chat about the new shows we’re looking forward to, talk some shit about some Netflix series, and try our hands at...
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Pizza Rainbow! 23: I'm, Like, Sexually Obsessed With Him
Welcome to Episode 23! This week Amber mispronounces everything, Jen avoids a cringe guy, and the girls dish on drag queens, body love, cultural appropriation, Met Gala hits and misses, and feminist themes on Game of Thrones, Inside Amy Schumer, and Mad Men. Live Links: American Apparel Ad Girls...
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Pizza Rainbow! 9: ____'s First Album Was Pretty Legit.
Welcome to Pizza Rainbow! Episode 9! In this episode, Jen and I talk about the premiere of season 19 of The Bachelor, the shows Celebrity Apprentice and Vanderpump Rules, how we’re going to make a billion dollars from this podcast by making t-shirts, and doing videos for our YouTube show “How Do…
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Pizza Rainbow! 27: Take Me To An Ivy League Town
This week the gals gab about Amber’s foray back into online dating, Jen’s expert handling of a creepster, Manspreading, The Bachelorette + UnReal, falling down the rabbit hole of James Spader, Call Me Caitlyn and Kimye The Second Breeding, Game of Thrones epicness, and packing in an hour of...
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Pizza Rainbow! 13: Sugar Is Sweet
We talk about Katy Perry’s Super Bowl Half Time Show, Johnny Weir’s “To Russia With Love”, Vanity Fair’s Hollywood cover, what we would want our imaginary husbands to wear at our weddings (we did not plan this convo, btw), the duet that we’re going to sing on Amber’s bday (it’s today!), and we…
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Pizza Rainbow! 17: Jen and Amber Tell All!
Welcome to Episode 17 of Pizza Rainbow! This episode, Jen and Amber had a LOT to say about the latest episode of Real Housewives: Beverly Hills (like, a lot a lot – follow the link for video of the explosive scene). They also get into it over The Bachelor: Women Tell All episode, the Vanderpump […]
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Pizza Rainbow! 28: Happy Birthday America!
After a brief hiatus, Amber and Jen reunite to talk about the latest shiz in pop culture: A Deadly Adoption, sex on The Bachelorette, The Game of Thrones season finale, Caitlyn Jenner, and the Wet Hot American Summer redux!
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Pizza Rainbow! 26: Super Action Vagina
Welcome to Episode 26 of Pizza Rainbow! This week Jen tells a hilarious story about asking a guy out in Burger King, Amber talks about her new couch, and they both discuss a lot of TV shows that they have strong opinions about! (Including the Game of Thrones rape-scene controversy, Jen’s...
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Pizza Rainbow! 8: Happy New Year!
This week we sit down to talk about Jen’s New Year Resolutions, how Amber reverts back to her bratty 13 yr old self over the holidays, how much fun it must be for listeners to hear us talk about Jen’s pets while we record a podcast, aaaaand we remind everyone once again just how much […]
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Pizza Rainbow! 22: Cleavage In The Modern Workplace
Jen and Amber get right into it by talking about boobs, put a moratorium on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills talk, get serious for a serious minute about the Bruce Jenner interview, talk about boys because of course they do, express some feels about Game of Thrones and Mad Men, and get...
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Pizza Rainbow! 4: I Don’t Need A Man to Let Me Work For Being A Stay At Home Person
Welcome to Episode 4 of Pizza Rainbow!, where real teens talk about real teen issues…real teens being two incredibly immature and emotionally stunted women in their mid-30s, and real teen issues being stuff like Voting Guilt Trips, Mansplaining vs. Feminism, Johnny Weir’s Instagram, candle…
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Pizza Rainbow! 3: Right Now You’re Just a Sailor!
Welcome to Episode 3 of Pizza Rainbow! In this episode, Jen and I talk a lot about being the training-bra of girlfriends, Renee’s Zellweger’s new face (yeah…we recorded this thing a month ago), The Brady Bunch Hour, buying shoes at Kohls (sponsor our podcast, Kohls!), frenemies, finding middle...
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Pizza Rainbow! 2: Trees Can’t Watch TV!
Welcome to Pizza Rainbow, Episode 2! In this episode, Jen Paulson and Amber L. Carter talk a lot about their love of documentaries, the power of Night Moves, aaand waiting until marriage to do the hibbity-jibbity. They also engage in an experiment called The Tinder Minute, which funnily enough,...
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Pizza Rainbow! 1: We Are All Katy Perry
Welcome to the very first episode of Pizza Rainbow! On this episode, recorded Oct. 14th, we talk about our favorite new Fall shows, news of beloved childhood remakes, reality TV stars going to jail, and all the things that person could possibly do wrong if that person was a man trying to date a...
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Pizza Rainbow! 7: Best Of 2014 (Part 2)
Welcome to Pizza Rainbow! Episode 7! On this week’s episode, Amber and Jen sit down for Part 2 of the best pop culture moments of 2014! Stuff you’ll hear about in this episode: Jen’s List: OMG the writing in the first 30-45 minutes of the Oscars – Perfection Miley’s Bangerz Special on NBC (July…
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Pizza Rainbow! 6: Best of 2014 (Part 1)
Welcome to Pizza Rainbow! Episode 6! On this week’s episode, Amber and Jen sit down to talk about their favorite pop culture moments of 2014. Except that we had so many that we had to break it up into TWO episodes! Yeah. We talk a lot. Which is actually the whole reason why we started […]
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Pizza Rainbow! 5: A Touch of Red (The Lindsay Lohan Story)
It’s Episode 5 of Pizza Rainbow! and it’s a MEGA pop culture hour (we finally did it you guys! It only took 5 episodes but we finally made an episode that’s all about our original purpose and intent). In this episode, Amber triumphs in her secret mission of bringing Jen into her Bravo TV…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Pizza Rainbow! is about real teens, talking about real teens issues! *hugs* (Editor's Note: "Real teens" refers to two awesome chicks in their 30s named Amber and Jen, and "real teen issues" refers to current pop culture obsessions that are used as a catalyst for in-depth discussions about feelings, friendship, dirty emojis, life goals, relationships, and the proper use of Tinder)
HOSTED BY
Math Is Hard
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Pizza Rainbow! is about real teens, talking about real teens issues! *hugs* (Editor's Note: "Real teens" refers to two awesome chicks in their 30s named Amber and Jen, and "real teen issues" refers to current pop culture obsessions that are used as a catalyst for in-depth discussions about...
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