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Places Like This: Wiretaps from Tomorrow
by Chris Barlow
New York City, 2064. From the crowded shores of Hell's Kitchen Sink to the semi-submerged office towers of TriBeCa Bay, life is a lot like how you remember it: The subway still smells, your job still sucks, and no, that guy you went on a date in the cloud with last week still hasn’t returned your jab.How do we know so much about our not-too-distant future? It’s all thanks to a wormhole in the Gowanus Canal and an experimental NSA program designed to wiretap said wormhole (because hey, it’s what they do).Now that an anonymous whistleblower has started leaking these “wiretaps from tomorrow” you too can find out what the future has in store. There are breaking news alerts, private “captures” from mid-centennials just like you, and even an interactive last will and testament.Meet Jeb, Fitz, Opal, and their friends, and let them introduce you to... PLACES LIKE THIS.
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32: Sequential
t's Sequential: The story told week-by-week (unless it's the frist week you've heard it). [circa 2064, via the Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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31: The Fitz Awakens
A voice from the past returns with a message for Opal. [circa 2064, via the Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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30: A Look at This Hour's News with Jebidiah Hogan
The latest on the crisis in President Carter's cabinet and the chaos in the middle west. Plus: The Bloomberg LLC Thanksgiving Day Parade unveiled a new twist this year and you'll never guess who survived! All that and more in this hour's news. [circa 2064, via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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29: Thanksgiving With the Notorious War Criminal Watson
The true confessions of America's #1 Convicted War Criminal (and most popular former President). [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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28: A Look at This Hour's News (Midterm Election Special)
Jebidiah Hogan brings you the up-to-the-minute results on the Midterm Elections that we would've reported last week if anyone cared. [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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27: Corporate Quarantine
After months of working 7-day weeks in the cloud, Opal finally vents her frustration (but only after making sure she's out of range of the HR Department's listening devices). [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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26: Married to the Job
Badgered by Starla, his virtual therapist, Jeb attempts to form "positive habits" by recording his first Capture in over four months. Besides, it's not like he has anything better to do since he moved into the office. [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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25: A Look at This Hour's News with Jebidiah Hogan
The latest on the Rebola outbreak, including updates from the President's Executive Bubble, NYC's Dept. of Health and Humanoid Services, and our former correspondent in the Former Ukraines. Up next: Artificially Fresh Air with Sherri and Terri Gross. [c. 2064 via Gowanus Wormhole. Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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24: The One True Cloud
The Last Will and Testament of Fitzgerald Scott Walker. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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23: The Late Night Confessions of a Mid-Centennial Newsman
Breaking news: All work and no play makes Jebidiah Hogan a dull boy. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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22: The U.C.A.
Opal gets a very special assignment from her boss's boss. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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21: Rejected
Opal finally hears back from Vassar/Aveda, Hugo Brown Boss, and two more top-tier retail grad schools. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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20: June. Motherf*cking June.
Fitz wrestles with reality (and a missing month of his life) in this Personal "Capture" intercepted from June 27, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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19: Breaking News with Jebidiah Hogan
We interrupt This Pan-American Life with breaking news from National Public Audio. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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18: The Physical Disappearance of Fitzgerald Walker
Personal "Capture" intercepted from June 12, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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17: A Look at This Hour's News with Jebidiah Hogan
The latest on President Carter's IRL announcement about our troops in North Africa as well as everything you need to know about West Ukraine's new President. Up next: Wait Wait Don't Smell Me! [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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16: The Curse of Opal Astro Edmonson
Personal "Capture" intercepted from May 3, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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15: A Look at the Evening News with Jebidiah Hogan
Jeb records the 8 PM news for Fitz. Or maybe not. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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14: Opal - Envy
Personal "Capture" intercepted from Apr 27, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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13: A Look at the Overnight News with Jebidiah Hogan
Jeb records the 2 AM news for Fitz. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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12: On Booze
Personal "Capture" intercepted from Apr 15, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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11: The Reallocation of Fitzgerald Walker
Personal "Capture" intercepted from Apr 7, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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10: Opal - Living With Boys
Opal's roommates motivate her to make a big life decision in this private "Capture" intercepted from Mar 27, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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09: Fitz - I Am the Ex
Personal "Capture" intercepted from Mar 20, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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08: A Look at This Hour's News with Jebidiah Hogan
Stay tuned to National Public Audio for the latest on the crisis in the Ukraines as well as everything you need to know to plan your Bloomberg NYC LLC 30th Anniversary Weekend. Up next: Drone Talk with Flip and Flap, the Fly-It Brothers. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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07: Opal - Taking Your Time
Personal "Capture" intercepted from Mar 08, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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06: Opal - Bizarro Opal
Personal "Capture" intercepted from Mar 01, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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05: Opal - 15 Intolerant Views You're Sure to Click On
Personal "Capture" intercepted from Feb 22, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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04: A Look at This Hour's News with Jebidiah Hogan
"The latest developments in Kiev as well as everything you need to know about Winter Storm Spacey back home. Up next: The fifth and final hour of All Things Momentarily Considered." [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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03: Fitz - The Stonewall
Personal "Capture" intercepted from Feb 10, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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02: A Late Night Look at This Hour's News with Fitzgerald Walker
"Stay logged in to National Public Audio for the latest news on the hour, every hour. (Except during pledge drives.) Up Next: The World Lullaby Hour." [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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01: Fitz - 21st Century Breakup
Personal "Capture" intercepted from Jan 13, 2064. [Contents Classified by the NSA.]
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
New York City, 2064. From the crowded shores of Hell's Kitchen Sink to the semi-submerged office towers of TriBeCa Bay, life is a lot like how you remember it: The subway still smells, your job still sucks, and no, that guy you went on a date in the cloud with last week still hasn’t returned your jab.How do we know so much about our not-too-distant future? It’s all thanks to a wormhole in the Gowanus Canal and an experimental NSA program designed to wiretap said wormhole (because hey, it’s what they do).Now that an anonymous whistleblower has started leaking these “wiretaps from tomorrow” you too can find out what the future has in store. There are breaking news alerts, private “captures” from mid-centennials just like you, and even an interactive last will and testament.Meet Jeb, Fitz, Opal, and their friends, and let them introduce you to... PLACES LIKE THIS.
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