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Please Don't Listen

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Please Don't Listen to This, Your Life Depends On It! A bunch of friends do something different every single week, and then talk about it. Show not meant for human consumption.

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Episodes

  1. Please Don't Listen Episode 391- The Shining (1997)

    The horror continues, as we tackle the less known and even lesser remembered TV miniseries The Shining from 1997! Before we get there, we need to ask, can television even BE scary? When you're being interrupted by commercials for toyota and M & Ms, how could anything be frightening, except in a...

  2. Please Don't Listen Episode 390- Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust

    Stop posing!! You'll need more to hunt vampires than just looking cool! Though i suppose that is an important step... Our Halloween festivities begin with gorgeous, bloody carnage as we cover Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust! We also break down how best to get rid of any vampires you may be staking on...

  3. Please Don't Listen Episode 389- Kaiba

    Finishing out Cybertember, our hacker crew downloads themselves into some fresh bodies to discuss the memory-swapping masterpiece, Kaiba! On the way, we talk about what parts make up the real you, and how we organize our own memories! Come through and listen, if you remember who we are...? Next...

  4. Please Don't Listen Episode 388- eXistenZ (1999)

    Have you ever been so immersed in a game that you didn't want to go back to reality? What if you weren't even sure how to get back? The podcast takes up the stance as enemies of the real and discuss David Cronenberg's 1999 cyber-bone-punk classic, eXistenZ! Cybertember concludes next week, with...

  5. Please Don't Listen Episode 387- Several People Are Typing by Calvin Kasulke

    This week, listener Peri helps us celebrate Cybertember by asking, what if you got REALLY into your work? Send us your feedback and episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/SHXDLSDN4KKd4JTy7 https://pleasedontcast.net/contact-us/

  6. Please Don't Listen Episode 386- The Ghost in the Shell (2026)

    Whether you're hacking in or jacking in, we'd love to welcome you back to CYBERTEMBER, our month-long celebration of the artificial, the digital, and the mechanical. To kick things off we've got a deep ghost dive into Science Saru's manga faithful adaptation of Ghost in the Shell! But... is being...

  7. Please Don't Listen Episode 385- Gamble With Your Friends and Big Walk

    This week we trade the fisticuffs for friendslop as we examine Gamble With Your Friends and Big Walk! Can our hosts work together, beating long odds and long distances? Can friendship survive losing money at roulette? Can you handle charades with your noodly bird body? Most importantly... how…

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  8. Please Don't Listen Episode 384- Finding the Fun in Fighting Games

    It is possible to move beyond button mashing... this week... we mash with INTENT! We hear the cases for and against fighting games, before Nick subjects his co-hosts to bone-crunching virtual action of the 3D , 2D, and Anime varieties! Games played: Virtua Fighter 5 REVO, Asuka 120% Limit Over...

  9. Please Don't Listen Episode 383- Epic The Musical and The Odyssey (2026)

    This week, we settle our thoughts on Nolan's The Odyssey (2026), before being taken in by the mysterious song of Epic: The Musical! Were we taken in by it's spell, or did we need to shove beeswax in our ears? Listen to find out! We're not marking the Odyssey spoilers, you've had 2700 years to get...

  10. Please Don't Listen Episode 382- Mystic Seaport

    We're getting hyperlocal here. We're talking about beefing with a guy down the street about the price of local apple cider. We're talking about a museum in our neck of the woods about old fishing boats, and we have STRONG opinions. This is the end of the Whale theming, but we're not off of the…

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  11. Please Don't Listen Episode 381- The Whale (2022) and the Mail

    Last week, we read a towering work of art for the show... and this week we read whatever you sent us. There's a movie that's sort of related too, about a guy who sometimes remembers an essay about Moby Dick, so we're going to throw that in there basically for free. Jump in now to hear us complain...

  12. Please Don't Listen Episode 380- Moby Dick

    That's right, it's finally time for the episode we've been chasing with some kind of single-minded obsessiveness for years. I don't even know what you'd compare it to. Something so much bigger than yourself, that you pursue to understand, but you can only communicate through violence, and you're...

  13. Please Don't Listen Episode 379- Detective Beebo Night at the Mansion

    Detective Beebo is a game about someone who let personal grievances simmer into a downright haunting murder plot. On this show, our stupid grudges come out in the first segment. Thank you to listener Tess for the final Fanuary in July suggestion! Next week: Moby Dick Check out the game here:...

  14. Please Don't Episode 378- Billy Bat

    Ever since one guy saw another guy's cave painting, humanity has been copying off of their neighbor's homework. What if hat idea was an infectious little imp with ties do Mickey, Tintin, and Lee Harvey Oswald? Listen and find out! Next week, Fanuary in July concludes with Detective Beebo: Night…

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  15. Please Don't Listen Episode 377- Slayers X Terminal Aftermath

    It's Fanuary... in JULY? We're taking on a run of listener suggestions all in a row, beginning with grungy, edgy, hackblood-pumping, psyko-exploding action with Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath Vengeance of the Slayer! Ranking fluids in this game... Hackblood number 1, soda number 2, slime number 3,...

  16. Please Don't Listen Episode 376- Backrooms

    Pros of moving recording studio to Backrooms: Spacious, Excuse for weird buzzing noises, Bottomless Pit for ambience Cons of moving recording studio to Backrooms: Higher than normal chance of being killed by our own personality flaws Backrooms (2026) Spoilers begin at 46:00 Send us your feedback...

  17. Please Don't Listen Episode 375- Ride a Waterslide

    They got rid of the spinebreaker slide? I loved the spinebreaker slide... Anyway, Nick wanted to drag everyone off to play rigged carnival games and ride vaguely comic book themed rides for his birthday, so we hit the waterpark and talked about it! Next week: Backrooms Send us feedback and…

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  18. Please Don't Listen Episode 374- Hacking Your Diet

    Note: This podcast IS NOT a doctor. That means it's okay when we tell you to eat wet sand in the morning and slime in the afternoon. Send us feedback and episode ideas: [email protected] pleasedontcast.net https://forms.gle/dTtPJgxazMZozFsKA

  19. Please Don't Listen Episode 373- JFK (1991)

    Guest-Host Cam helps us get to the bottom of getting to the bottom of this historical conspiracy mystery, by watching Oliver Stone's 1991 epic, JFK! This one's dedicated to the truth-seekers... Send us comments, feedback and episode suggestions: [email protected]...

  20. Please Don't Listen Episode 372- The Amazing Digital Circus

    This is a psychological dark comedy about colorful characters who hate their lives and want to leave, who are tormented by an overbearing host that makes them do something different and insane every episode. Oh, and they talk about Digital Circus, too. Send us your questions, comments, and…

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  21. Please Don't Listen Episode 371- Ikea

    The least sponsored podcast with the most brand curiosity returns to discuss reading the directions, forming attachments, and the retail maze. Guest thumbnail by Alexi: https://utilitymonstergirl.dreamwidth.org/ Send us your feedback, questions or episode ideas: [email protected]...

  22. Please Don't Listen Episode 370- Shooting A Three Pointer

    This week, the team takes a break from reviewing arts, culture, and the human experience, to throw a ball about 23 and a half feet. Through effort, all things are possible. Send us your comments, feedback, and episode suggestions: [email protected] https://forms.gle/CkMShevtHTFHmntJA...

  23. Please Don't Listen Episode 369- Chiasmata

    Baring your soul to strangers is dangerous. Opening up like that... something else might just sneak in. Now they're using your voice to speak their thoughts. I don't remember where I was going with this. Check out Chiasmata here: https://www.k25ff.com/chiasmata/2019/07/01/001.html Send us your...

  24. Please Don't Listen Episode 368- Wolfwalkers

    The Please Don't Pack bares their fangs and digs into the 2020 film from Catoon Saloon, Wolfwalkers! This episode's about animation grudges, being mad at your parents, and biting your friends. Send us feedback and episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/2j3rAuJ8fJ7d7oJs9...

  25. Please Don't Listen Episode 367- Video Game Challenge Runs

    Keep your eyes and ears open- we're doing this glitchless, coinless, and maidenless. Send us feedback, comments, and episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/atpzEriLFWfLn4aN6 https://pleasedontcast.net

  26. Please Don't Listen Episode 366- Food Criticism

    If you order a BLT everywhere, you probably won't be disappointed, but you'll never know how good the special is. And if there's a mural of off-model Fred Flintstone on the wall, you're in for the good stuff. Cam joins us to discuss thinking and eating critically. Send us your episode ideas and...

  27. Please Don't Listen Episode 365- Making Music With Machines

    Thanks to friend and listener Matt, we spent our week toying with gizmos, gadgets, and contraptions to create the most elusive experiment of all... LISTENABLE MUSIC. We twisted knobs and hammered buttons to varying degrees of success. Send us feedback and episode ideas: [email protected]...

  28. Please Don't Listen Episode 364- Rekindling Old Hobbies

    The you of the past is still contained within the current you! Send us feedback and episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/RZETCTApDSa5psCeA

  29. Please Don't Listen Episode 363- Return of the Bit

    Act Surprised. Send us your feedback and episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/ehnTLJJyR93FrZiZ9

  30. Please Don't Listen Episode 362- The 5th Annual Donties Awards

    A week after some other award show no one cares about the results of, comes three of the Please Don't Cast hosts talking films of last year at length! This is the sort of topical, right up to the moment discussion you come to us for! Send us your comments and episode requests:...

  31. Please Don't Listen Episode 361- Game of the Year 2025

    So many games, we needed five hosts and almost four hours to talk about them all! Unlike major televised game awards, we have INTEGRITY, which means slacking off for three extra months before pulling it together. Send us your comments, questions and episode ideas: [email protected]...

  32. Please Don't Listen Episode 360- Heart of Hope

    Thanks to listener King Clod, we talk about the actual play narrative ttrpg podcast Heart of Hope in this episode! When discussing payment for a gig in the cyber future, make sure to include limb reattachment costs when calculating your fee. Send in your comments, questions or episode…

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  33. Please Don't Listen Episode 359- Making a Game in Unity and Being Idea Guys

    Your creative game mashup dreams are only a few rigid bodies away from reality, or so those tutorials would have you believe. The gang attempts to make their own games where things move around on a screen to varying degrees of success. But first, they talk about video game ideas, the ideas guy…

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  34. Please Don't Listen Episode 358- Bar Trivia

    This week the gang tests their brains against fellow weeknight warriors in Bar Trivia! Marvel at all the things these hosts do and don't remember! They spend the first segment bragging about stuff they do know before admitting to all the questions they bombed. Send in your episode ideas, or…

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  35. Please Don't Listen Episode 357- Sports Betting

    If, and only if, you put money down on a parlay that involves bringing Cam back on for an episode, making money off of Spider-man and the Seattle Seahawks, AND our contemplating selling out- you MIGHT just beat the house on this one. But I wouldn't bet on it. Send us your episode ideas:...

  36. Please Don't Listen Episode 356- Caves of Qud

    The ideal adventurer... hm. Well, I'd say they should probably have three heads, photosynthetic skin, shielded elbows, and of course, hooked feet to prevent them from wearing shoes. If they're lucky, they'll make it three steps out their front door. We hope you've enjoyed Fanuary in January and...

  37. Please Don't Listen Episode 355- Kagerou Project

    I just wished to have those das again... to be sitting at a table talking into microphones... if only there were a way to do that forever... oh well! This week we discuss The Kagerou Project music videos and Mekakucity Actors, thanks to listener David! Kagepro guide:...

  38. Please Don't Listen Episode 354- Pentiment

    Fanuary in January continues with a work of art buried under the rubble (?) of Xbox Game Pass from the distant year of 2023... Obsidian's Pentiment! We talk Act 1 and 2 in the first segment, with our COLOSSAL community segment and act 3 discussion after the break. Thanks to Lucky for the...

  39. Please Don't Listen PANEL SHOW- Zot!

    With Alex betting all of our podcast earnings at the table in Vegas, that can only mean one thing... the return of PANEL SHOW! This time, the back issue brigade examines Scott McCloud's Zot!, the debut work of the understanding comics author and a hidden gem that rises beyond its influences to…

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  40. Please Don't Listen Episode 353- Foreach

    Back from a long winter's nap, The PDLTTYLDOI crew returns for another edition of FANUARY IN JANUARY, where we record a bunch of guest-suggested episodes in a row! We're starting with the webcomic Foreach, which is about gaming, escapism, loops, nature, nurture, and turtles all the way down.…

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  41. Please Don't Listen Episode 352- A Dracula Christmas

    Enjoy an Extra Holiday Helping of PDLTTYLDOI before we go on our holiday break! At the request of friend and listener Bingk, the crew watches the very loosely marvel-based Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned, and talks history, monsters, and the holiday. Send us your episode ideas:...

  42. Please Don't Listen Episode 351- Everquest Project 1999

    We exerience multiplayer more massive than ever before as we explore the ancient ruins of Everquest with Project 1999! Send us your episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/QhCgjMZwwzKXNQEd6

  43. Please Don't Listen Episode 350- Competitive Mario Kart

    Hang back to get the good items, you'll need them for this episode! Listener Edo asks us to dig into the world of competitive Mario Kart, and luckily, a new game came out this year for us to watch and get invested in the meta for! Send us your episode ideas: [email protected]...

  44. Please Don't Listen Episode 349- Saga of the Swamp Thing by Alan Moore

    Moorevember finishes late and strong as we dive into this moss man's breakout stories. Send us your episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/sxLoNvURtZemWFXa8

  45. Please Don't Listen Episode 348- Draw Steel

    Sick of hearing about armor class? You're not alone. Join us as we dive into Draw Steel this week! Send us your episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/b4eNAYJ5eaNuJo8b6

  46. Please Don't Listen Episode 347- Providence by Alan Moore and Jacen Burrows

    Moorevember returns with a bone chilling look at the eldritch outer realm of NEW ENGLAND Send us your episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/3Sjeoh5qDT3Hyf7s9

  47. Please Don't Listen Episode 346-Ten Candles

    The board game with no board, very little game, and a lot of dead players in dwindling firelight. Send us your episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/EPN2uuyLCLTqpNK38

  48. Please Don't Listen Episode 345- The Wicker Man (1973)

    WARNING: This episode has five hosts, a lot of cross-talk, and at one point we mix up the Stanford Prison Experiment and The Milgram Experiment for a joke. Send us your episode ideas: [email protected]

  49. Please Don't Listen Episode 344- Puppet Master and Puppet Master II

    Cam and Destiny join us to discuss this Puppet duology! Hold on to your rotating faces! Send us your episode ideas! [email protected]

  50. Please Don't Listen Episode 343- M3gan and M3gan 2.0

    A killer robot duology kicks of our annual hell-o-scream killebration! Don't leave your baby alone with the ipad, or it will commit acts of violence on their behalf! Send us your episode ideas: [email protected] https://forms.gle/tGtdoDhp7a2mQpya6

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