Plumbing the Death Star

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 2.Zammit saw Her in the year of our lord 2026 and got a bee in his bonnet that no one except Mr Her's ex-wife was disgusted or outraged that Mr Her was in a relationship with his copy of Windows 95 or whatever. Don't fall in love with a computer, don't have sex with a computer and maybe don't outsource your emotional load to a computer. Avoid artificial wife dot com at all costs and for the love of all that is holy, don't start an illicit affair with my AI assistant. It's weird, strange and I don't need Blubbles distracted by whatever you've got going on you disgusting clanker.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Today's episode sponsored by Omaha Steaks! Go to OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code BEEF at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 1.Johnny Imperfectalien on the SP+ Discord wanted us to ask today's very important question. So after at least one of us saw Obsession, we figured we're adequately prepared to have a think and posit how we'd inevitably waste our one wish willow because none of us would think. Jackson becomes a burden to his family at 52 and wishes to loophole the One Wish Willow, Zammit wishes he was good at business and JD wishes to go big and confusing. While we might not know wishes, we do know the 2000s film Bedazzled starring Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley, so make sure you include not to have a tiny dick in any and all of your future wishes.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Today's episode sponsored by Omaha Steaks! Go to OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code BEEF at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Plumbing the Death Star is coming! Coming back to the UK that is! And this time, Zammit's coming! And we want you to come to one of our many, many live shows! So if you want to come, head to our website sanspantsradio.com/events to grab your tickets today! Our website might be on the fritz, be patient. We are sorry for edging you.Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week another beautiful topic suggested by a beautiful Bad Brain Boys subscriber. This time it's the beautiful Kevin_ whomst wants us to answer the very enigmatic question of which ray is the best ray? Now, did he mean ray as in an x-ray or freeze-ray like something out of a silver age comic that either came from or could have possibly hit a Superman? Or was he thinking of guys named Raymond, had a ponder about which one was good and wanted his three idiot internet friends weigh in? Either way we bought in self-proclaimed ray expert, Matt Stewart to help us answer such a baffling question. We're off to a great start when JD cannot comprehend Kevin_ because he's so full of pizza, Jacksom showcases his best trick by correctly predicts the future, Zammit thinks the most important thing is to show a united front and Matt just wants to ray-tire. It's getting yelled at the podcast as no one listens to each other or pays attention aka a regular episode.Go see Do Go On live in Canada!Go watch Matt's special!Go see ATB and Matt on Tour!Go buy tickets to Plumbing the Death Star live in the UK!And follow Plumbing the Death Star on Instagram for Live Show Updates!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Today's episode sponsored by Omaha Steaks! Go to OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code BEEF at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

They've cursed a small village, a small town, and maybe even blessed a village, I cant remember. Now they're asking: what if you owned a curaed sword and using it ruined your entire life? That is what the plumbing boys dare to explore on this weeks episode. Duscher makes a sword so floppy it breaks reality, Zammit spends an eternity in Line Realm, and Jackson loses all friction and gets sent to space. Feel free to use any of these curses to wreck your next D&D game. If you dare.Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Two out of three of the boys went and saw Toy Story 5 and came out with too many questions. Jackson wants to know what a toy takes pleasure in and if being used for their intended purpose is great for them, Zammit posits that children are like heroin to a toy and then kidnaps toys for a nefarious experiment and JD (rightly) accuses Jackson of being a horrible, disgusting pervert. So gather your toys, enter a realm of imagination and let them experience the pleasure they crave while you experience the joy of a fantasy you crave. It doesn't have to be sexual. We would prefer it if it wasn't. We cannot say the same for Jackson whomst would do unspeakable things to his alive toiler.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

There's a lot happening in the studio as we attempt to answer the beautiful question put forward by a beautiful listener, Gavbeans. While contemplating the worst animal to get werewolf'ed into the boys get distracted by night swimming, the concept of eating pizza on a boat, if a wasp can make night moves and how come Jackson hasn't had his mouth fingered by a stranger in his sleep. Zammit goes aquatic and gets confused and possibly angered by salt and fresh water animals, JD goes tiny and comes across his biggest hurdle: windows. And Jackson just wants to find somewhere warm and get stuck in the walls. Be weary of flat sheep, avoid getting the chair twice and don't worry about our dog in the pipes. They're just hungry.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Zammit is sick, enjoy this episode of What If, a monthly bonus show on Bad Brain Boys+, while he heals his ailing body. It's one of the good ones where they answer the question succinctly we reckon, probably?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The boys are once again joined by their idiot friend Darcy Smith to collectively lower the IQ of the podcast. We don't know what happened on the couch but it's powerful in it's stupidity. A lot of brilliant ideas are thrown out, Zammit wants to make a Chernobyl but good using only Charizards and a "device", Jackson believes the key to success is with Mr Mimes, JD tries to organise a convoluted credit card scam involving famous singers and Darcy just wants to know who owns the moon. Either way, give us 5 stars, kill Darcy in the comments, sign up for a Ditto Only Fans and remember to constantly check your phone for any and all Dogpile updates but go buy it now on steam.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The last time the boys got stuck in a groundhog day situation, things devolved pretty rapidly. Especially when ball peen hammers got involved. This time around we get to pick! JD keeps himself entertained by going on little missions, Zammit is proud of himself for remembering the summer months (this is a big deal for him, don't take it away) and Jackson goes from the cradle to the grave and back again. And again. And again. We don't know much, but we do know how much we hate the mailman and that the neighbourhood dogs are looking especially delicious. Money's in the sink and we'll see you in the next go around fellas, it's been swell!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's a question as old as time, if you had access to a magic pudding that has the powers of 1. is a little man 2. can be eaten infinitely and 3. if you spin the pot a bunch of times he can become any pudding, how could you exploit that for personal gain or financial profit. Zammit lets the exploit part of that sentence do A LOT of heavy lifting, JD becomes Jesus 2 and Jackson is devastated to learn the news that Meat Load died. So listen in, be afraid of Zammit's machine and discover a new way to take pills.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Joels get confused about why they're here but at least they're excited to be on what they perceive to be a film set. Knowing that taking out the first billionaire is integral to their survival doesn't help when they know nothing about basic survival or how to use any weapon of any kind. Jackson can't stop using pinecones and eating spiders, Zammit is uncomfortably too comfortable in taking out the butler and JD just has the best time with the help. It's a dinner for schmucks as two schmucks are hunted for sport and it's clearly a test for the third. Surely we all can't be schmucks. Surely.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This is a good and normal podcast. Don't forget to tell your friends and share it with your family. They'll appreciate and love you even more for it. At the very least, they'll respect you more and think even higher of you than they do now. We promise.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why the first 4 minutes of the episode happens now. JD has a mental break and tries to find the ninja turtles so he can ensure his new sephew (son/nephew) can become the 5th turtle, Zammit uses his new boy to make himself look like a pillar of the community until the kaiju incident and Jackson can't stop spraying his kid with the hose. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's a very succinct and eloquently spoken question this episode! It's one of those classic questions that it's somehow taken us over 600 episodes to even bother to ask. But we have some ground rules: No evil guys and no dinner of poison! Today's episode barely gets away from us as we discuss Wim Hoff and his public enema escapades, donkey sauce and really go after clowns for no understandable reason. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week the boys are tasked with the almost impossible task of attempting to be Batman on the cheap. The biggest hurdle? Not being strong, clever, smart, handsome or good looking. Those are the things that are really going to hamper your boys. We do not know how to make things non-lethal nor do we know how to find information about the seedy underbelly of a city. And even if we did, what are we going to do with that?! Listen in as three adult men realise they are well past their prime to learn how to fight, would be beaten by teens and would lose a handsome competition to a dog.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Zammit is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear as the beautiful and normal hosts are joined by the beautiful and normal Naomi Higgins. Reality TV is pop culture, we dare you to say otherwise and today the gang try and figure out the best way to win Big Brother. They also get into the nitty gritty of Big Brother Up Late, decide what counts as an act of terrorism, and explore how Duscher requires ego death if he's to even have a chance of meeting Gretel Killeen. So listen on, enjoy and do your best to avoid intruders Frank and Oz who wish to do you some serious harm.Go listen to Naomi's podcast 3 Lemons Carcass Out wherever you listen to podcasts. It really is the perfect pop culture podcast. And check out her new show Pathological over at Humdinger Studios on YouTube starting May 7th.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

JD is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear true believer, we have Adam Carnevale from the hit podcast series 'D&D is for Nerds' to join us instead. Today we examine the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man and see how we could re-design that amazing and spectacular wall-crawler. We take the first suggestion of attempting to get a sponsorship from Velcro and really run with it. From the Val-Crow to the Valentine Crow Man, we do our best to avoid getting sued by the general public, Charles Xavier and Val Kilmer's estate before turning on a dime to try and get that lucrative cigarette sponsorship money. Spiders are scary, we do not know why Peter Parker themed himself that way. Is he stupid? Excelsior!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jackson is so mad at Wonka that he forgot the golden rule of running a competition: the goal for the company, or in this instance, the man, is to get as much money as humanly possible. Jackson is so hellbent on Charlie becoming Wonka’s heir that he has perhaps forgotten that Willy Wonka is a famous dirtbag, liar and exploiter of workers. Perhaps with an incredible record setting year in chocolate sales, Wonka has picked this moment to scarper with all those funds and then give the key to his “fortune” to some stupid child who was too busy sucking down snozzberries to realise he had been scammed. Charlie is a literal child, he doesn’t know anything about taxes, shareholders or ROI. Two years down the line, he’s going to get a knock on the door while Wonka has disappeared into the wind, laying down on some beautiful island getting his snozzberry slopped off. We’d say not that island, but truth be told, would you be surprised if Wonka’s name appeared on a list? Charlie is going to rot in jail. Idiot child. Just like Jacksom.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we are joined by Matt Stewart from Prime Mates to ponder the question what if Harambe was buried in Stephen King's Pet Sematary? From guesting on Joe Rogan to the etymology of tossing salad, this is an episode where we all learn things. Some are even ape related! Happy APEril! Get tickets to see Matt live in Melbourne (use code GOBANANAS): https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/matt-stewart-and-suren-jayemanne/Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Today the boys are joined by wonderful friend and even more wonderfuller comedian Lauren Bonner to ask a very important question one of YOU had: which green guy is the best to be? There are so many good green guys! There’s Hulk whomst gets purple pants every time he exists. Green Goblin has goblin madness and that could be pretty neat. The Jolly Green Giant! He’s so jolly! Yoda - he gets to live in a swamp! Gamora? Gets to not be in a relationship with Chris Pratt. All wonderful green guys to be and we don’t even discuss these guys this episode! See. It is a good question!If you’re in Melbourne for MICF you should check out Lauren’s show Nobody Can Stop Me From Doing This and check out her website lauren-bonner.comLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Lena is joined by her buffoon co-hosts Joel, Joel and Jackson to eventually discuss the problems with superpowers in job interviews. Jackson displays a problematic amount of whimsy, JD is out for Jackson’s blood before we even start the show and Zammit and Lena have somehow synched up their lives. Don’t forget to Toss the Boss as you enjoy all the wake sandwiches you can eat while we all wait to inevitably replaced by birds. The ADHD in this episode is palpable.Go see Lena’s show Sounds Like a Brag at this year’s MICF, give her instagram a follow and sign up to her newsletter directly from her website lenamooncreates.comLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We’re Duscher-less this week but we’re joined by George and Demi from Grin and Dandy to help answer another incredible pop culture question. This time we’re going back in time with only the information contained within our rotten brains to try and exploit those past-os for personal profit or financial gain. The only problem is we aren’t clever nor do we retain information well. Zammit tries a harebrained scheme to invent the wheel but gets too caught up in coconuts and doesn’t fundamentally understand how wheels work, Jackson wants to domesticate dogs early and wants to immediately break the rules and bring back a dog, George has a brilliant idea to make a cult and Demi wants to bring back an ear worm which made Zammit think of that horrible film he hates Yesterday so changes his answer to ensuring that he Yesterdays Yesterday.If you’re in Melbourne for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, be sure to check out Grin and Dandy! Check out their website https://grinanddandy.com or follow them on instagram.com/grinanddandy xx o.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The human body has so many superfluous bits and is lacking cool things like extra knees and we here at Plumbing the Death Star are the perfect trio to come up with brilliant and very smart ideas to change things up. Let's take a hard look at our beautiful bodies and just go buck wild with it. Swapping genitals? A little guy that does all our poops for us? A big eye on the top of our head on constant watch for big birds? All this AND Jackson has a weak little mouth on another exceptional episode of what is fundamentally a pop culture podcast.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Your boys have woken up in a lab, or possibly seen a guy who looks EXACTLY like them or simply walked into the Clones R Us store and are now having to figure out the conundrum everyone faces when dealing with a clone: which one of us is the butler? Zammit puts a lot on the line with a flip of a coin, JD revolutionises vets and Jackson's biggest problem is both Other Jackson and Himself. Having a clone? No big deal. Remembering the plot of the 6th Day? Now that's hard.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In an episode where they've never needed his bullshit X-Men knowledge more, Zammit's out sick. But never fear true believer as he's been replaced by our good friend Darcy Smith from Studio Folly! Who knows NOTHING about X-Men. He didn't even know Wolverine aka Logan aka James Howlett bones were coated in adamantium. You all better come for him in the comments. They didn't even mention the time after Wolverine got the adamantium ripped from his bones where he turned into a full on cave man, wore a bandana and had no nose. Nor do the mention the time of how he got his adamantium back. You see, at the time, and unbeknownst to the rest of the X-Men, Apocalypse had kidnapped (man-napped? mutant-napped?) Wolverine and pitted him up against Sabretooth (who had been enhanced with adamantium from the arms of the evil mutant Cyber (he had arms coated in adamantium)) to see who would become Death (one of the Horsemen of Apocalypse). Wolverine defeated Sabretooth believing that only bad would come out of Sabretooth becoming Death and so Apocalypse sucked off the adamantium from Sabretooth to give to Wolverine. Even his teeth were adamantium at this point, but that didn't last. He was then made to attack the X-Men and he was all wrapped up in a red headscarf thing and wielded a big scimitar for reasons that are unclear. Probably to hide the fact that no one was supposed to know he was Wolverine as there was another Wolverine on the team, but not like his clone or his son or his clone of a clone, this one was a Skrull (one of those shapeshifting aliens) who was pretending to be Wolverine for some reason that escapes me. Did Apocalypse put him on the team or was that just a sweet coincidence? This was during Apocalypse: The Twelve storyline, which was something that was teased for so long in the comics but ended up being just a terrible mess where Apocalypse wanted to get sucked off into the body of Nate Grey (an alternate reality and all powerful son of Jean Grey and Scott Summers who was kicking it sweet in the 616 universe who later went on to become a mutant shaman, then become a bit of everyone, then he made an alternate reality where sex was forbidden which makes sense as he was tricked by an evil Madelyne Pryor from a different alternate dimension to have sex, which is weird as Madelyne is a clone of Jean Grey, his mum) but Scott Summers pushed him out the way and took his spot, so Apocalypse ended up sucking off Cyclops and then they merged into one guy and then choofed off for a bit to finally come back to cheat on his wife. So you guys better come for them in the comments. Didn't even know their plane was called the Blackbird. IDIOTS.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Da boys have 'lympic fever as they each use their last few remaining brain cells to envision a universe where they could possibly win gold at any sport. Zammit wants to make Cold Horse an event and believes he should get one for reasons that are unclear, Jackson might not win gold but he will go down in annals of 'lympic fever and JD is so sleepy from all that jet lag and good Italian eating so sorry fellas, no 'lympic orgy for him! He's too busy being so sleepy and not at all stealing your gold medals while you're in the orgy pile. It's the 'lympics, f***ing 'lympicsin the winter, the winter 'lympicsI'm cold, gonna get gold, i'm so coldIt's the 'lympics, the winter 'lympicsI'm gonna compete, i'm going skiingIn the 'lympics, the winter 'lympics it's the f***ing 'lympicsThe winter 'lympics, it's in it-a-la-lyItalian 'lympics, mamma miaAh the 'lympics! The winter 'lympics!Ma ma ma mia, it's the 'lympicsItaliano, ma mamia, cappuccinoWinter 'lympicsYou're gonna win gold, you're gonna be coldIt's the 'lympics, the f***ing 'lympicsLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Who could forget the 2011 Bradley Cooper vehicle ‘Limitless’? Where he, of course, as you remember, played worthless scumbag Eddie Mora who took so many limitless pills he became Mr Limitless and then eventually, probably, became Mr President (Still Limitless) we think?? Limitless! Take drugs! Have a big think! Fix your life! Maybe if we’d downed some before we hit record we could have come up with something better than Tinker Taylor Tooltime Al. Let us know if you came up with something better.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The last time we talked about Toy Story we ended up predicting Toy Story 4. Let’s hope the same can be said again. This episode goes out to our beautiful and ugly listeners (if you’re a 5 this is NOT for you)! We want to see your marbles so don’t forget to post your marble selfie and tag us @plumbingpod on instagram and of course, you can always #sendusmarbles to PO Box 7127, Reservoir East in Melbourne, Australia, 3073.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

No one push Zammit and Jackson over! Their elderly knees will shatter. Anyways how bad would you wanna smell? How many senses even are there??Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Are Kermit and Miss Piggy doing kissing? or perhaps even more...? Who knows? There's only one thing we know for sure, and it's that Jackson should never be allowed near those puppets.Thanks to our special guest Sammy Peterson for joining us. Be sure to check out his special here and check out everything else he does here!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Editors note: I deeply apologise to the listener who suggested this topic.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I promise you, they'll get to the point at some point...Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Big Batman? Big Alfred? CROONS? Holy Riffs BatmanLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hello beautiful listeners, while we all enjoy our holiday break please you to enjoy our live performance of Plumbing the Death Star at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival earlier this year where we are joined by special guest Mr Sunday Movies himself to ask the important questionLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Merry Christmas, everyone! We're a couple of cold lads today aren't we? Anyways Santa's had it too good for too long, it's time to harvest his powers and use them to fizz up children, help me rob banks and many other unchristmassy things.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The boys are examining nursery rhymes today! but tbh, it's mostly a step by step guide on the saddest possible way to have sex with items of foodLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The boys are joined this episode by good friend Lena Moon to discuss just how much you could screw up by going back and time. I'd like to go back in time before I heard this podcast to be honest!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we're joined by the beautiful, handsome, dashing Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall as we delve into which aspects of our life we want to do a big severance to! Wiping asses, onlyfans rockstar personas, there is truly no limit to the amount of our life we could outsource for no reason whatsoever!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What would be the ultimate roofman downfall? the sweet, human act of falling in love? Do you yearn to see the back ball shot of channing tatum in the hit new movie roofman? they should've called him changing tatum seeing as he was likely in a state of undress when the back ball shot transpired.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Which animal would you put in the pit?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

fellas is it beneficial (in an evolutionary way) to tan your asshole?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

did you guys ever see stuart little? that fucking movie is insane. The cats a pet but stuart the mouse is a person? and he's got a little bedroom and everything. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

hello please let me in, I need a shitLinks to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

GAME SHOW EPISODE! But also how to commit credit card fraud and also some medical information about pissing cum?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Does your dog need a tent? Whats the best sleeping set up? do toilets belong in kitchens? somehow, all these questions are answered during this weeks episode, which is about tron (?)Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

what if your sports team coach was bizarro ted lasso? and he spoke about kicking dogs instead of good things like believing in each other and stuff?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

CANS!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Don't listen to this with your step dad because it might get real awkward. Also, Johnny Baby is eating the walls.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

They get to the question eventually, but first the boys are in an aggressive competition to prove how little they know about the purpose of human blood.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy