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Plumbing the Death Star
by Sanspants Radio
An award winning podcast hosted by three of the worst brains Australia has to offer. Two guys named Joel and their friend answer pop culture’s most important questions in the wrongest way possible. Not a Star Wars podcast. Subscribe to the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts for even more content to ruin your day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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How Would You Get Around Breaking Rule 1 and Rule 2 of Fight Club?
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 5. It's really hard to avoid breaking the first two rules of fight club when you...
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What's the Best Machine to Have (Like a Time Machine But Not Time)?
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 4. Gustavo TCB asked this on the discord and we were just baffled enough to see...
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How Would You Use the Stolen Jurassic Park Technology for You Own Personal Gain or Profit?
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 3. After somehow acquiring 20 years of scientific research about cloning, genetics...
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How Would You Tell Your Friends You're in Love With a Computer aka the Her and Real Life Situation of Losers Out There Today?
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 2. Zammit saw Her in the year of our lord 2026 and got a bee in his bonnet that no...
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How Would You Inevitably Waste Your One Wish Willow
Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 1. Johnny Imperfectalien on the SP+ Discord wanted us to ask today's very…
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Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die UK Tour 2026
Plumbing the Death Star is coming! Coming back to the UK that is! And this time, Zammit's coming! And we want you to come to one of our many, many live shows! So if you want to come, head to our website sanspantsradio.com/events to grab your tickets today! Our website might be on the fritz, be...
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Which Ray Would Make the Best Ray? with Matt Stewart
Another week another beautiful topic suggested by a beautiful Bad Brain Boys subscriber. This time it's the beautiful Kevin_ whomst wants us to answer the very enigmatic question of which ray is the best ray? Now, did he mean ray as in an x-ray or freeze-ray like something out of a silver age…
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How Would You Curse a Small Sword?
They've cursed a small village, a small town, and maybe even blessed a village, I cant remember. Now they're asking: what if you owned a curaed sword and using it ruined your entire life? That is what the plumbing boys dare to explore on this weeks episode. Duscher makes a sword so floppy it…
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Is Being a Toy in Toy Story a Living Hell?
Two out of three of the boys went and saw Toy Story 5 and came out with too many questions. Jackson wants to know what a toy takes pleasure in and if being used for their intended purpose is great for them, Zammit posits that children are like heroin to a toy and then kidnaps toys for a nefarious...
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Which Would Be The Worst Animal To Be Werewolf'ed Into?
There's a lot happening in the studio as we attempt to answer the beautiful question put forward by a beautiful listener, Gavbeans. While contemplating the worst animal to get werewolf'ed into the boys get distracted by night swimming, the concept of eating pizza on a boat, if a wasp can make…
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What if Spider-Man’s Uncle Ben Had Lived?
Zammit is sick, enjoy this episode of What If, a monthly bonus show on Bad Brain Boys+, while he heals his ailing body. It's one of the good ones where they answer the question succinctly we reckon, probably? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible...
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How Would You Make One Million Dollars Using Pokemon? with Darcy Smith
The boys are once again joined by their idiot friend Darcy Smith to collectively lower the IQ of the podcast. We don't know what happened on the couch but it's powerful in it's stupidity. A lot of brilliant ideas are thrown out, Zammit wants to make a Chernobyl but good using only Charizards and…
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What is the Perfect Length of Time for a Time Loop to Occur?
The last time the boys got stuck in a groundhog day situation, things devolved pretty rapidly. Especially when ball peen hammers got involved. This time around we get to pick! JD keeps himself entertained by going on little missions, Zammit is proud of himself for remembering the summer months...
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How Would You Exploit the Magic Pudding for Personal Gain or Financial Profit?
It's a question as old as time, if you had access to a magic pudding that has the powers of 1. is a little man 2. can be eaten infinitely and 3. if you spin the pot a bunch of times he can become any pudding, how could you exploit that for personal gain or financial profit. Zammit lets the…
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How Would You Survive Getting Hunted For Sport?
The Joels get confused about why they're here but at least they're excited to be on what they perceive to be a film set. Knowing that taking out the first billionaire is integral to their survival doesn't help when they know nothing about basic survival or how to use any weapon of any kind.…
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Could You Survive Opposite Day?
This is a good and normal podcast. Don't forget to tell your friends and share it with your family. They'll appreciate and love you even more for it. At the very least, they'll respect you more and think even higher of you than they do now. We promise. Links to everything at...
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Which Fictional Child Would You Adopt?
In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why the first 4 minutes of the episode happens now. JD has a mental break and tries to find the ninja turtles so he can…
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If You Could Have Any If YOU Could Have Dinner With Anyone (Historical) Living or Dead Who Would Who Would You Pick?
It's a very succinct and eloquently spoken question this episode! It's one of those classic questions that it's somehow taken us over 600 episodes to even bother to ask. But we have some ground rules: No evil guys and no dinner of poison! Today's episode barely gets away from us as we discuss Wim...
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How Would You Become Batman on the Cheap?
This week the boys are tasked with the almost impossible task of attempting to be Batman on the cheap. The biggest hurdle? Not being strong, clever, smart, handsome or good looking. Those are the things that are really going to hamper your boys. We do not know how to make things non-lethal nor do...
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How Would You Win Big Brother (The Reality Show)? with Naomi Higgins
Zammit is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear as the beautiful and normal hosts are joined by the beautiful and normal Naomi Higgins. Reality TV is pop culture, we dare you to say otherwise and today the gang try…
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How Would You Re-Design Spider-Man? with Adam Carnevale
JD is missing, presumed dead. We can only assume that all his bad decisions have finally caught up with him. But never fear true believer, we have Adam Carnevale from the hit podcast series 'D&D is for Nerds' to join us instead. Today we examine the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man and see how…
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Does Willy Wonka Know How to Run a Damn Competition?
Jackson is so mad at Wonka that he forgot the golden rule of running a competition: the goal for the company, or in this instance, the man, is to get as much money as humanly possible. Jackson is so hellbent on Charlie becoming Wonka’s heir that he has perhaps forgotten that Willy Wonka is a…
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What if Harambe was Buried in Stephen King’s Pet Sematary? with Prime Mates
This week we are joined by Matt Stewart from Prime Mates to ponder the question what if Harambe was buried in Stephen King's Pet Sematary? From guesting on Joe Rogan to the etymology of tossing salad, this is an episode where we all learn things. Some are even ape related! Happy APEril! Get…
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Which Green Guy is the Best to Be? with Lauren Bonner
Today the boys are joined by wonderful friend and even more wonderfuller comedian Lauren Bonner to ask a very important question one of YOU had: which green guy is the best to be? There are so many good green guys! There’s Hulk whomst gets purple pants every time he exists. Green Goblin has…
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Lena Moon Asks What Would Be the Worst Super Power to Have During a Job Interview with Joel, Joel and Jackson
Lena is joined by her buffoon co-hosts Joel, Joel and Jackson to eventually discuss the problems with superpowers in job interviews. Jackson displays a problematic amount of whimsy, JD is out for Jackson’s blood before we even start the show and Zammit and Lena have somehow synched up their…
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What Modern Day Information Could You Take Into the Past to Exploit for Personal Profit or Financial Gain? with Grin and Dandy
We’re Duscher-less this week but we’re joined by George and Demi from Grin and Dandy to help answer another incredible pop culture question. This time we’re going back in time with only the information contained within our rotten brains to try and exploit those past-os for personal profit or...
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How Would You Improve the Human Body?
The human body has so many superfluous bits and is lacking cool things like extra knees and we here at Plumbing the Death Star are the perfect trio to come up with brilliant and very smart ideas to change things up. Let's take a hard look at our beautiful bodies and just go buck wild with it....
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How Would You Handle Having a Clone?
Your boys have woken up in a lab, or possibly seen a guy who looks EXACTLY like them or simply walked into the Clones R Us store and are now having to figure out the conundrum everyone faces when dealing with a clone: which one of us is the butler? Zammit puts a lot on the line with a flip of a...
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Would Should Wolverine's Bones Be Coated In (later changed to Replaced With) Instead of Adamantium? (Ft. Darcy Smith from Studio Folly)
In an episode where they've never needed his bullshit X-Men knowledge more, Zammit's out sick. But never fear true believer as he's been replaced by our good friend Darcy Smith from Studio Folly! Who knows NOTHING about X-Men. He didn't even know Wolverine aka Logan aka James Howlett bones were...
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How Would You Win Gold in a Winter Olympics?
Da boys have 'lympic fever as they each use their last few remaining brain cells to envision a universe where they could possibly win gold at any sport. Zammit wants to make Cold Horse an event and believes he should get one for reasons that are unclear, Jackson might not win gold but he will go...
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Which Fictional Character Would You Limitless?
Who could forget the 2011 Bradley Cooper vehicle ‘Limitless’? Where he, of course, as you remember, played worthless scumbag Eddie Mora who took so many limitless pills he became Mr Limitless and then eventually, probably, became Mr President (Still Limitless) we think?? Limitless! Take drugs!…
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Which Would Be the Worst Toy to Join the Toy Story Universe?
The last time we talked about Toy Story we ended up predicting Toy Story 4. Let’s hope the same can be said again. This episode goes out to our beautiful and ugly listeners (if you’re a 5 this is NOT for you)! We want to see your marbles so don’t forget to post your marble selfie and tag us...
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Which Sense Would You Like On a Super Human Level?
No one push Zammit and Jackson over! Their elderly knees will shatter. Anyways how bad would you wanna smell? How many senses even are there?? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad...
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Are Kermit & Miss Piggy Actually In Love?
Are Kermit and Miss Piggy doing kissing? or perhaps even more...? Who knows? There's only one thing we know for sure, and it's that Jackson should never be allowed near those puppets. Thanks to our special guest Sammy Peterson for joining us. Be sure to check out his special here and check out...
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Whose Shoes Would You Like Mike?
Editors note: I deeply apologise to the listener who suggested this topic. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for…
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Cyclops Sucks, How Would You Redesign Him?
I promise you, they'll get to the point at some point... Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal:...
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625 - How Would You Terrorize Gotham?
Big Batman? Big Alfred? CROONS? Holy Riffs Batman Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal:...
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Which Would Be The Worst Superpower For Your Baby To Have? (With James 'Mr Sunday Movies' Clement)
Hello beautiful listeners, while we all enjoy our holiday break please you to enjoy our live performance of Plumbing the Death Star at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival earlier this year where we are joined by special guest Mr Sunday Movies himself to ask the important question Links to...
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How Would You Use The Powers of Father Christmas For Personal Gain or Financial Profit?
Merry Christmas, everyone! We're a couple of cold lads today aren't we? Anyways Santa's had it too good for too long, it's time to harvest his powers and use them to fizz up children, help me rob banks and many other unchristmassy things. Links to everything at...
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Is It A Good Idea To Give A Mockingbird To A Baby?
The boys are examining nursery rhymes today! but tbh, it's mostly a step by step guide on the saddest possible way to have sex with items of food Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media platforms and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain...
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How Badly Could You Screw Up History With A Time Travel Mishap? With Lena Moon
The boys are joined this episode by good friend Lena Moon to discuss just how much you could screw up by going back and time. I'd like to go back in time before I heard this podcast to be honest! Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our merch, social media...
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What Aspect of Your Life Would Be The Best To Sever? With Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall
This week we're joined by the beautiful, handsome, dashing Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall as we delve into which aspects of our life we want to do a big severance to! Wiping asses, onlyfans rockstar personas, there is truly no limit to the amount of our life we could outsource for no reason…
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Where Would You Hide In A Roofman Situation?
What would be the ultimate roofman downfall? the sweet, human act of falling in love? Do you yearn to see the back ball shot of channing tatum in the hit new movie roofman? they should've called him changing tatum seeing as he was likely in a state of undress when the back ball shot transpired....
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If You Put Every Animal In All Of Media Into A Pit... Who Would Survive? With Matthew Jackson
Which animal would you put in the pit? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal:...
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Which Rat Would You Atouille? With Ruby Innes
fellas is it beneficial (in an evolutionary way) to tan your asshole? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF…
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Would It Be Easier To Be Human on The Planet of The Apes or An Ape on The Planet of The Humans?
did you guys ever see stuart little? that fucking movie is insane. The cats a pet but stuart the mouse is a person? and he's got a little bedroom and everything. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a...
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How Are You Getting Let In If You're A Vampire?
hello please let me in, I need a shit Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Our Sponsors: * Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal:...
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How Would You Rig A Game Show?
GAME SHOW EPISODE! But also how to commit credit card fraud and also some medical information about pissing cum? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Our Sponsors: *…
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What Would You Bring Out Of The Computer? (Tron Legacy Style)
Does your dog need a tent? Whats the best sleeping set up? do toilets belong in kitchens? somehow, all these questions are answered during this weeks episode, which is about tron (?) Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage…
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How Would You Coach Your Sports Team To Win? With Matt Stewart
what if your sports team coach was bizarro ted lasso? and he spoke about kicking dogs instead of good things like believing in each other and stuff? Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
An award winning podcast hosted by three of the worst brains Australia has to offer. Two guys named Joel and their friend answer pop culture’s most important questions in the wrongest way possible. Not a Star Wars podcast. Subscribe to the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts for even more content to ruin your day.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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