Pod My Children

Pine Valley, first as tragedy, then as farce. Ceara refuses to believe Jeremy's pleas and threatens to get back together with David, Trevor insists Brooke picked out Adam's sperm then infiltrates the clinic to plant evidence, and Joey and Emily Anne's disagreements about family planning come to a head. (If anyone has seen or heard from Chris recently please contact [email protected] - Evan) Season 21, Episode 23 Series Episode: 5464 Original Airdate: February 4th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Welcome to Pod My Children, a satirical podcast hosted by "Chris Tognotti," not to be confused with Christopher Tognotti, the living, natural man. Brooke destroys the evidence of Adam's deceit, Ceara flees brokenhearted, Bianca hurls her spaghetti dinner to the floor, and Erica insists she's the World's Greatest Mom moments before her own mom promptly outdoes her. Season 21, Episode 22 Series Episode: 5463 Original Airdate: February 1st, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Where is the love? Trevor doesn't have a savings account, Natalie doesn't read things before she signs them, Charlie is "playing the field" with Aunt Phoebe's approval, David lands a clean right hook on Jeremy, and Adam is hooked on Brooke. Season 21, Episode 21 Series Episode: 5462 Original Airdate: January 31st, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Woe to the careless. Brooke fumes at Adam, Trevor sells her on a dastardly revenge plot, David sinks deeper into the haze of wounded psychosexual obsession, Laney catches Jeremy and Ceara, and Brian's got a bad dad. Season 21, Episode 20 Series Episode: 5461 Original Airdate: January 30th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

The sex kitten is out of the bag. Trevor and Natalie get caught on tape, Travis manages to forgive, Tom sobers up and bares his soul to Barbara, Adam pleads for Brooke to take him back, and Erica decides it's once again time to lie, lie, lie to her daughter—and if that fails, just lie again. Season 21, Episode 19 Series Episode: 5460 Original Airdate: January 29th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Lock her up! Palmer exits the hospital with a (sort of) clean bill of health, an unconscious Travis is hauled off to Pine Valley Hospital, Skye is called in to counsel Tom as he slowly sobers up, Adam grunts, growls, and gurgles as he watches Natalie and Trevor very nearly make love via CCTV, and nobody plays the victim like Erica Kane. Season 21, Episode 18 Series Episode: 5459 Original Airdate: January 28th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

The name of the game is hot-blooded murder. Will catches wind of Adam's hostile takeover play for Cortlandt Electronics' AceTech subsidiary, Opal collaborates with Natalie to steal Adam's TopCorp in retailiation, Erica seethes at Barbara over Tom's alcoholism, Travis seethes at Erica for triggering Tom's alcoholism, and Tom, Erica, and Barbara all descend upon Tom's office to try to stop his downward spiral—with horrifying consequences.  Season 21, Episode 17 Series Episode: 5458 Original Airdate: January 25th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Bianca's hostility towards Molly is revealed, Dixie overhears about Brooke's pregnancy and frets it's Tad's baby, David almost walks in on Jeremy and Ceara, Travis takes Barbara to get the bone marrow test, Tom falls off the wagon, and nobody censors Erica Kane. Season 21, Episode 16 Series Episode: 5457 Original Airdate: January 24th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

The love, the beauty, the magic! David packs up his Centipede arcade cabinet and prepares to leave the dorms, Adam taunts Palmer and plots a hostile takeover, Will and Opal hit the breaking point, Jeremy and Ceara finally make love, and Trevor's nerve ending can't take much more of this. Season 21, Episode 15 Series Episode: 5456 Original Airdate: January 23nd, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Shame on you.  Brooke's pregnancy is revealed, Jackson declines to drive to New York for a tryst with Erica, Bianca rages against "Molly," and Adam rushes to catch Trevor and Natalie in the boathouse only to find a confused, dissociating Palmer Cortlandt. Season 21, Episode 14 Series Episode: 5455 Original Airdate: January 22nd, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

The house of cards has fallen. Charlie fishes Palmer out of the drink, Palmer resorts to bribery to conceal his decline, Tom almost falls off the wagon, Adam impersonates Stuart to invade Brooke's party, and in a moment of panic, Trevor blurts out the one thing Brooke doesn't want to hear. Season 21, Episode 13 Series Episode: 5454 Original Airdate: January 21st, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Palmer Cortlandt is on thin ice. Trevor catches Adam as he tricks Brooke into a passionate embrace, Derek tries to let Charla down easy but only inflames her indignation, Will tells Opal the secret of Palmer's mother, and, at long last, we finally meet Stuart. Season 21, Episode 12 Series Episode: 5453 Original Airdate: January 18th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!  

Brought to you by Sandy's Sammies, home of the Buttermilk Bistec.  How many families can one man have? Tom struggles to endure his angst over Barbara and Travis, Trevor threatens to murder Adam, Hayley and Brian finally work it out (sort of), and Adam fakes a medical crisis to prove still Brooke cares about him - at least, enough to not let him die on the floor of her office. Season 21, Episode 11 Series Episode: 5451 Original Airdate: January 16th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Look at that three-pointer! Katie goes on a blind date with a dud, Brian and Hayley agonizingly inch towards reconciliation, Charlie is two-timing Maria with Laney, Palmer is forced to reckon with his increasingly intense cognitive episodes, and Will has a minutes-long dissociative fantasy about a black-clad Opal humiliating him in the boardroom. Season 21, Episode 10 Series Episode: 5450 Original Airdate: January 15th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

How long can all these secrets hold? Derek likes Angie, Charla likes Derek, Cal likes Angie, Angie kind of likes Cal but clearly prefers Derek, Palmer is in denial about his intensifying cognitive episodes, David thwarts Jeremy and Clara's trysting plans by moving in with the old man, and Will launches a covert corporate Cold War against Opal. Season 21, Episode 9 Series Episode: 5449 Original Airdate: January 14th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!  

Today's episode sponsored by BudBus! New faces in new places. Trevor tells David "I told ya so," David draws Super Dave comparisons, Derek struggles to move his toe, Skye knows about Jeremy and Ceara, Brooke knows about Jeremy and Ceara, altogether too many people know about Jeremy and Ceara, and Erica's narcissistic zealotry places Bianca squarely in the danger zone. Season 21, Episode 8 Series Episode: 5448 Original Airdate: January 11th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!  

The pressure is rising. Jeremy and Ceara debate how to proceed as David lies wounded in the hospital, Brian and Hayley are pulled apart by schoolyard gossip, Erica melts down at the suggestion Bianca see a child psychologist, and Adam, tricked and humiliated by a pair of local schoolchildren, goes on the warpath. Season 21, Episode 7 Series Episode: 5447 Original Airdate: January 10th, 1991 Follow @PodMyChildren on Instagram!

Counting our blessings for health and home, we return to Pine Valley to find a favorite son in critical condition. Charlie has a chance encounter with auteur of the German cinema Gretchen Fassmilcher, Trevor enlists some high schools to help him cuckold Adam, Adam loves capitalism more than he hates being cuckolded, Jeremy hopes David wasn't riding that damn motorcycle, and David was indeed riding that damn motorcycle. Season 21, Episode 6 Series Episode: 5446 Original Airdate: January 9th, 1991 (NOTE: The vault is missing S21E05, so that's no typo, we're onto S21E06.)

The show must go on. Brooke runs a limited hangout on Trevor with an artificial insemination fib, Jeremy can't seal the deal, Sarah doesn't want to sign David's pile of papers, and Palmer trusts Opal with some big business — but does he even remember doing so? Season 21, Episode 4 Series Episode: 5444 Original Airdate: January 5th, 1991

Jeremy, David, and Sarah's forbidden love triangle are put on ice, while Brooke's pregnancy plot returns to the fore. It's the third episode of All My Children Season 21: Adam is winning in court but Natalie won't back down, Bianca doesn't want her toys anymore, Trevor sniffs around Brooke's adoption story like a bloodhound armed with a paper sack of donuts, and Jack gives Erica, well... you'll see. Season 21, Episode 3 Series Episode: 5443 Original Airdate: January 4th, 1991

That's right, this is no April Fool's trick, it's a real podcast. We're back with the second episode of 1991's All My Children Season 21: Ted Bundy drops out of med school, Travis wants to make love with his wife, Jake is a cynic, and Tom has twice been cuckolded while David only once, but in his case his dad is doing it, so is that worse? Season 21, Episode 2 Series Episode: 5442 Original Airdate: January 3nd, 1991    

Welcome to Pod My Children, the definitive All My Children podcast. For our first episode, we start from the beginning - or, at the very least, our beginning. It's the first episode of All My Children's 21st season, the start of the halcyon year of 1991. An impending marriage in the Cortlandt family, Jeremy's forbidden affair with his son's fiancée, Brooke's faux-adoption sabbatical to conceal her pregnancy, and "Chandler's Bastard," courtesy of National Intruder magazine. Season 21, Episode 1 Series Episode: 5441 Original Airdate: January 2nd, 1991