Pod Skits

S2E9: Not Our Worst THE BUS STOP – Don’t feel like being friendly?  It could cost you.   Voices: Aaron Woodley, Lauren Duggen. LOADING THE DISHWASHER – Does every couple disagree on how to load the dishwasher?  Yes.  Yes they do. Voices: Caleb Kirby, Melissa McRae. LIVING WITH DEMENTIA – A man with dementia has a podcast about…uh…I can’t rembember. Voices: Aaron Woodley. THE SERENADE – Love is beautiful.  If you use the right words. Voices: Quintin Moriarty, Reese Hovde. DEPRESTO – Careful who you hire for your kids birthday party. Voices: Douglas Peterson, Lauren Duggen, Aaron Woodley, Penelope Woodley. BREAKROOM IN HELL – What do people talk when you get a break from torture? Voices: Darren Szpak, Duncan Minett, Sheldon Hovde PROFESSOR AMERICA – The professor breaks down exactly how physics works.  Kinda. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Amelia Woodley. BARBUCKS – It’s like Starbucks…but with one big difference. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Sheldon Hovde

S2E8: It Makes Em Pee A Little HOMING FROM WORK – What happens when a guy gets tired of working from home?   Voices: Darren Szpak, Sheldon Hovde WRITING FOR WOMEN – The Pod Skit writers need help appealing to a female audience…from a Cowboy? Voices: Aaron Woodley, Caleb Kirby, Sheldon Hovde TUPPERWARE – Miss the dinner party…miss the food. Voices: Kim Goodman, Douglas Peterson, Aaron Woodley, Sheldon Hovde THE HAIR TRANSPLANT – Hey, we know why you went to Turkey…Nick. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Kim Goodman, Douglas Peterson. LISTEN YOU LOSERS – Our youngest actor has a message for all the listeners out there. Voices: Penelope Woodley

S2E7: It’s Getting On The Window BUILDING A DREAM – A man fulfills his lifelong dream of starting a business.  And business is exploding. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Sheldon Hovde MEMES – HOOKERS AND BOOZE – A Meme we stole from the internet – Version 1 Voices: Aaron Woodley, Douglas Peterson, Kim Goodman SOMETHIN’ OR NOTHIN’ – Extortion takes an unexpected turn Voices: Aaron Woodley, Lauren Duggen, Shae Bolding THE OPERA – A couple goes to the opera, only to find their shady past catches up with them. Voices: Kim Goodman, Darren Szpak MEMES – SMALL PENISES – A Meme we stole from the internet – Version 2. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Douglas Peterson, Kim Goodman THE OPPOSITE FILTER – A new app that lets couples hear exactly what they want to hear. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Sheldon Hovde, Kim Goodman MEMES – FATHERS DAY – A Meme we stole from the internet – Version 3. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Penelope Woodley, Kim Goodman PHONE TROUBLE – What happens when a couple discovers some unseemly internet history. – Voices: Lauren Duggen, Douglas Peterson, Sheldon Hovde  

S2E6: Life Is Better Without Kids       BIG HELLOS – A man gets dragged into HR for his lack of…enthusiasm. Voices: Duncan Minett, Susan Knight HOME RENO NETWORK – Is every home reno show the same?  Yes, yes it is. Voices: Mark Zerr, Kim Goodman, Darren Szpak VIRAL PIZZA – A new viral recipe plays havoc with a man’s career. Voices: Duncan Minett, Douglas Peterson, Melissa McRae, Sheldon Hovde. MARGARET THE WOMAN OF ALL MEN – One woman’s story about…something or other. Voices: Kim Goodman A CONVERSATION OF LIES – All of the little white lies we tell others…rolled into one skit. Voices: Darren Spzack, Kim Goodman LIFE WITHOUT KIDS – An elderly couple look back at their lives and wonder what could have been. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Kim Goodman

S2E5: Welcome to Oak Bay SMALL TOWN MAYOR – The residents of Oak Bay have a mouthful for their mayor. Voices: Shae Bolding, Lauren Duggan, Kim Goodman, Duncan Minett, Aaron Woodley CHICK MAGNET – An incredible new dating app guaranteed to attract women. Voices: Shae Bolding, Kim Goodman, Sheldon Hovde, Aaron Woodley ASYMPTOMATIC TOURETTE’S – Two friends discuss a relatively new condition. Voices: Shae Bolding, Sheldon Hovde, Aaron Woodley HEATHER’S BABY – A student doctor suggests that a patient is about to give birth to an alien. Voices: Shae Bolding, Sheldon Hovde, Pol Plastino, Rick Street, Jenny West FACE TO FACE – The new and exciting approach to dating. Voices: Douglas Peterson, Aaron Woodley THE PIT – A man finds himself trapped inside ex-classmate Jenny Derkowitz’s Pit of Doom. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Sheldon Hovde

S2E4: Drunk ASMR PEST REMOVAL – An unexpected pest moves into a man’s roof. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Caleb Kirby, Darren Szpak, Aaron Woodley MASTER BLAMER – When you discover your partner has been secretly honing their abilities. Voices: Kim Goodman, Douglas Peterson BIRDING – Who doesn’t enjoy spotting wild hooters and boobies? Voices: Kim Goodman, Shayne Kaye ASMR – Sounds to make feel completely at ease ... with alcohol. Voice: Lauren Duggan

S2E3: Relationships MEETING ALEXIS – Meeting people can be difficult. Especially when your mouth is frozen. Voices: Shae Bolding, Lauren Duggan, Aaron Woodley CHEATING IS TOO MUCH WORK – Two women discuss whether cheating is worth it. With a twist. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Sheldon Hovde, Melissa McRae GUY AND GIRL AND GIRL – When you just can’t decide which one you want to spend the rest of your life with. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Duncan Minett THE BREAKUP – A man uncovers the true reason his girlfriend is breaking up with him, and it doesn’t go well. Voices: Melissa McRae, Aaron Woodley THE ANSWERING MACHINE – A series of voicemail greetings chart the milestones of Todd’s life. Voices: Kim Goodman, Susan Knight, Aaron Woodley, Penelope Woodley

S2E2 - Mmm, Beefy! AMAZON PROBLEM – When a never-ending flow of smiling packages arrives at your doorstep. Voices: Kim Goodman, Aaron Woodley TRIGGER WARNING – A team struggles to put together a presentation while considering all the things it might trigger. Voices: Shae Bolding, Kim Goodman, Sheldon Hovde, Caleb Kirby, Aaron Woodley NEIGHBOURHOOD BBQ – A man attempts to get out of being invited to a dreaded neighbourhood barbecue. Voices: Melissa McRae, Sheldon Hovde, Aaron Woodley THE AUDITION – An actor pours her heart out. But where’s the beef? Voices: Jenny West, Aaron Wodley ON VACATION – It’s Julio versus Rohan in a battle for the most attentive waiter. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Darren Szpak, Aaron Woodley

S2E1: What Is Wompus? THE WRITER – A lowly podcast writer discovers he’s the Ishtok, the most creative force in the universe. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Sheldon Hovde, Caleb Kirby, Aaron Woodley GIRL MUSIC – Musical selections push a father to the edge while on a road trip with his two daughters. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Amelia Woodley, Penelope Woodley DR. DOUCHE: TINY SEEDS OF RESENTMENT – Another bedtime story for adults. Voices: Rick Street TILL 3 – A man desperately tries to make a simple purchase at the cash register. Voices: Shae Bolding, Aaron Woodley THE FANTASY – Road rage triggers an action-packed series of events … or does it? Voices: Kim Goodman, Darren Szpak WOMPUS – The reading of a will takes an unexpected turn for a group of wealthy beneficiaries. Voices: Shae Bolding, Kim Goodman, Sheldon Hovde, Douglas Peterson, Darren Szpak

S1E10: Okay, That’s Enough LIVING WITH DEMENTIA – A podcast about … um … uh … can’t quite recall. Voices: Aaron Woodley ONE TOO MANY JOKES – A girl introduces her boyfriend who really—really—enjoys his jokes. Voices: Shae Bolding, Pol Plastino, Kim Goodman, Aaron Woodley LETTERS FROM HEATHER, BARISTA – Heather was so thrilled with the service she received, she wrote a letter about it. Voices: Kim Goodman, Melissa McRae PROFESSOR AMERICA, CHEMISTRY – The Professor enlightens us about the greatest element in the universe, Americanisium. Voices: Jenny West, Aaron Woodley TIME MACHINE – A scientist travels back in time where she encounters a strange lifeform known as the Guardians. Voices: Jenny West, Penelope Woodley POD SKITS’ FAVOURITE THINGS – Th-th-th that’s all folks! Voices: Kim Goodman

S1E9: THE OFFICE STAFF MEETING – An ex-employee crashes the weekly staff meeting. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Susan Knight, Rick Street, Aaron Woodley NAKED DAYS – Bob prefers doing most activities in the buff. Voices: Shae Bolding, Darren Szpak A-B-D – Tammy Tiggleman presents a method for improving office communication. Voices: Shae Bolding, Susan Knight, Tyson Robinson COMPANY RETREAT CAMPFIRE SONG – A song to help loosen people up for the weekend. Voices: Sheldon Hovde HEAVEN RECRUITMENT COMMITTEE – A team of angels brainstorm ideas for getting more souls into heaven. Voices: Kim Goodman, Sheldon Hovde, Douglas Peterson, Jenny West, Aaron Woodley, Lauren Duggen. COLLECTIVE SOUL – Office doldrums are broken by the discovery of a guitar. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Douglas Peterson, Jenny West.

S1E8: Crimes & Misdemeanours SHITTY WINE BRINGERS – A man confronts a couple who bring sub-par wine to dinner. Voices: Shae Bolding, Kim Goodman, Caleb Kirby, Aaron Woodley THE HOSTAGE – Police struggle with severe underfunding during a hostage negotiation. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Pol Plastino, Aaron Woodley COFFEE SHOP TOQUE – A customer struggles to understand a barista’s fashion choice. Voices: Melissa McRae, Duncan Minett, Aaron Woodley THE BANK LOAN – An extremely old man applies for a loan he has zero means of paying back. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Kim Goodman, Douglas Peterson CHATGPT GONE WRONG – An innocent request to Chat GPT awakens something trapped—and vengeful—inside. Voices: Chat GPT, Sheldon Hovde, Melissa McRae

S1E7: The Trouble with Dishwashers DISHWASHER LOADING – A couple disagree on the correct way to load a dishwasher. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Caleb Kirby, Melissa McRae TURKEY – A man struggles to find something his dinner guests will agree to eat. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Darren Szpak BE CAREFUL WITH THAT SPOON – A mother tries to protect her daughter from danger she sees as being everywhere. Voices: Kim Goodman, Amelia Woodley DISHWASHER LOADING SUPPORT GROUP – Desperate people in need of improved loading technique. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Kim Goodman, Sheldon Hovde, Caleb Kirby D-PRESTO – A magician delivers a performance no one at this children’s birthday party will ever forget. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Douglas Peterson, Aaron Woodley, Penelope Woodley WAITING FOR THE LIGHT – Two strangers building up the courage to speak to one another while waiting for a light to change. Voices: Kim Goodman, Sheldon Hovde

S1E6: Only a Mother Could Loathe LIFE COACH – A counselor speaks while saying absolutely nothing. Voices: Douglas Peterson, Aaron Woodley THE A TEAM – Parents have a talk with their daughter about her delinquent behaviour at school. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Sheldon Hovde, Penelope Woodley THE RUSSIAN – A blind date with a Russian woman. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Duncan Minett DR. DOUCHE: NIFTY FIFTY – Yet another bedtime story for adults. Voices: Rick Street THE CAR – A friend shows off his new, unnecessarily expensive car. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Aaron Woodley SOCCER MOMS – Passive aggression at its finest. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Kim Goodman THE UGLIEST BABY IN THE WORLD – The story of John and his difficult entry into the world. Voices: Melissa McRae, Duncan Minett, Douglas Peterson, Jenny West

S1E5: Dear Pod Skits WHAT DO YOU DO? – Two executives conduct an ambiguous job interview. Voices: Susan Knight, Douglas Peterson, Aaron Woodley FAN LETTER – A listener writes in about a pod skit that offended her. Voices: Kim Goodman, Sheldon Hovde OLD MAN WHO NEVER DIES – An old man nearly dies … again and again. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Aaron Woodley PROFESSOR AMERICA: HISTORY – The Professor teaches history with the help of his assistant: a double-barreled shotgun. Voices: Quiton Moriarity, Aaron Woodley DOCTOR VISIT – A patient finds the doctor’s good news disappointing. Voices: Duncan Minett, Pol Plastino THE BUS STOP – An eccentric woman tries to make small talk with a man while waiting for the bus. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Kim Goodman, Aaron Woodley

S1E4: What Happened to Susan BALLS & NETS – A roommate describes his passion for random guys putting balls in nets. Voices: Caleb Kirby, Aaron Woodley THE WIZARD – A lost soul seeks advice from a wizard who’s clearly had a few too many. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Aaron Woodley DR. DOUCHE: GREEN VOMIT AND DAMN – Another bedtime story for adults. Voices: Rick Street BROOM – A man encounters the complexities of modern-day technology while making a purchase. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Amelia Woodley THE FLIRT – A husband regrets the dare he makes for his wife while out for dinner. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Kim Goodman, Reese Hovde, Darren Szpak THE GIRLFRIEND WHO DIED – An epic recounting of a woman’s death while on vacation. Voices: Jenny West, Aaron Woodley

S1E3: Pacifiers, Farts, and Vikings 3 PACIFIER DROPS – Three dropped pacifiers chart the differences between child number one, number two, and number three. Voices: Kim Goodman, Aaron Woodley THE SERENADE – A boy’s valiant attempt at charming a girl with the power of song. Voices: Reese Hovde, Quintin Moriarity PROFESSOR AMERICA: PHYSICS – The professor teaches ya’ll basic physics … America style! Voices: Aaron Woodley, Amelia Woodley VIKING FUNERAL – A Viking ritual goes terribly wrong thanks to some really bad archers. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Jim Van Dusen, Aaron Woodley THE WORKOUT – What happens sometimes when you stretch . Voices: Kim Goodman, Pablo Miranda AMELIA’S SPEECH – A girl practices an inspiring speech in front of her friends. Voice: Gabe Allen, Reese Hovde, Amelia Woodley SUPPORT GROUP FOR DIVORCED MEN – A group of men share their feelings about newfound freedom. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Duncan Minett, Douglas Peterson, Aaron Woodley

S1E2: It's Only A Cult GLUTEN TOLERANCE – A waiter encounters a customer with a brand-new type of food allergy. Voices: Lauren Duggan, Kim Goodman, Aaron Woodley. COMPUTER PROBLEMS – A girl tries to explain how to use a computer to her grandfather. Voices: Aaron Woodley, Amelia Woodley FIRED NOT FIRED – A man refuses to be fired by his boss. Voices: Kim Goodman, Sheldon Hovde, Aaron Woodley   DOG WALKING – A man encounters a dog walker with a blurred line between herself and her pet. Voices: Lauren Duggen, Aaron Woodley RAQUEL & FLUFFY – A lonely girl finds a magical doll named Squirky in the sewer. Voices: Shae Bolding, Rick Street, Darren Szpak THE CULT – Two friends accidentally stumble upon a bizarre death cult. Voices: Kim Goodman, Darren Szpak, Sheldon Hovde

S1E1: It’s Four O’Clock Somewhere   BARBUCKS – A new coffeeshop chain with a twist. Voices: Shae Bolding, Sheldon Hovde, Aaron Woodley PENELOPE'S COOKING SHOW – A girl hosts an online cooking show with her ailing grandpa. Voices: Penelope Woodley, Sheldon Hovde BREAKROOM IN HELL – Co-workers chat about the difficult work conditions in hell. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Duncan Minett, Darren Szpak TRUCK SEMINAR – A group of men learn the proper etiquette for owning a truck. Voices: Duncan Minett, Darren Szpak, Sheldon Hovde DR. DOUCHE: OH, THE PLACES YOUR DREAMS WILL GO ... TO DIE – A bedtime story for adults. Voices: Rick Street POST IT – A new delivery service brought to you by your local postal system. Voices: Shae Bolding, Aaron Woodley PITCHING A PODCAST – Two idiots pitch a podcast. Voices: Sheldon Hovde, Douglas Peterson, Jenny West, Aaron Woodley