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https://podawful.com/posts/2658 The Groypophile Generals, Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium, have been having a tough time navigating the cyber liminal spaces of social media. Forever lost in the unending backroom tubes of the internet. Luckily, they've groomed an army of Tradtwinks and Discord Kittens to fight their battles for them. Elijah was patriotically exposed by Empathchan in a completely ZOOTED out, naked Facetime call where his eyes entered the Uncanny Valley. Vrillium has been caught by the PODAWFUL CULT hiring minors to defend him on Twitter and Discord, with one of his Chinese child soldiers no-clipping into the Awfuldrome to spy. PLUS: Elijah's new girlfriend went viral outside the Karmelo Anthony sentencing, and Vrillium was caught diaperterrorizing the White House. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/R0AS75Ub6vU  Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[5 HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2657] HAPPY DADDY'S DAY... but, unfortunately, a lot of FATHERLESS BEHAVIOR going down while we celebrate Dad. ICEDANC3R responds directly to Podawful's latest episode, and tries to claim she and Mersh are NOT dating again. Problem is, I know the secret! And so does my guest... LITERAL Mersh skinwalker and Adult Baby Wrestling Lover, Kevin Scampoli. What causes these e-girls to act like this? Seeking clout, the terrible hair, the grifting, the crossed eyes, the fact they still watch wrestling after age six? I'm talking about Mersh and Kevin, by the way. The thing they all have in common is being FATHERLESS, so I gave my dad a call to get to the bottom of all of this. PLUS: Mr. Metokur and "Big Brotherless Behavior", Black Metal Troy gets paranormal, and Kevin Scampoli willingly sits through a 5 hour long humiliation ritual where he admits that all he ever wanted was to be with Mersh. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/zEX7HS2yHD8  Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2656    Nah, Mersh, that's OUR Girlfriend. Icedanc3r cucked Mersh with every single guy he's ever known, but nothing hurt more than leaving him for Mersh's favorite Adult Baby Wrestling Lover, KEVIN SCAMPOLI. Well, she and Scampoli are already broken up. Now its come out Nick Rekieta is involved, Ethan Ralph is back in the mix, and Mersh is... TAKING ICEDANC3R BACK! PLUS: Royce gets gaymogged by Hunter Biden, Josh Moon's hidden cheese messages to his secret wife, Virgyy humiliates Mersh, and the INFINITYCUCK.   VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/da9BFS70AvA    Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech    PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2655] Mersh: BUTTMOGGED. Vrillium: BUTTMOGGED. Josh Moon: BUTTMOGGED. Elijah Schaffer: BUTTMOGGED. Kevin Scampoli: BUTTMOGGED. The Earth's Buttmogged range from cucks to pentacucks, grifters to failed grifters. WHO'S NEXT? Mersh threatens Kevin in a time machine, Kevin plans an elaborate CUCKENING OF DOOM, Null's wife is exposed, Vrillium submits to the "Mandicular" label, and Elijah Schaffer gets entered by a demon his same size. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/OxpGlucdR4I Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2653 I catfished Mersh's girlfriend as a Zoomer fan of Bladee, and she's been in my DM's for months. Ethan Ralph joins me while zooted as a line cook as we laugh at everything Brixton has been secretly revealing to me since April Fool's Day. It turns out, not only did I cuck Mersh, not only did Ethan Ralph cuck Mersh, but Mersh is officially a PENTACUCK. Icedanc3r is now leaving him for one of Mersh's best friends, Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh is finding out live as Nightwave Radio goes on air. PLUS: Ralph helps measure Comedy Shaman, we reveal the other two mystery bulls, and who gets to keep the Nintendo Switch? Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we go over Mersh's single guy cuck cruise, the terrible wrestling show hosted by Kevin Scampoli, and Mersh's live meltdown, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2654 VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/JPZYuFiAu7U Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

    https://podawful.com/posts/2652    MANDICULAR IS BORN: Vrillium spends all day name searching himself to see if he's become famous enough yet to stop people from making fun of him on twitter. Sorry buddy, gonna have to start hitting the Ozempic and reverse the Twink Death if you wanna start pulling real grifter numbers. Last episode made Big Willy red in the cheeks. This time he gets a chance to fire back, but unfortunately Vrillium got BUTTMOGGED so hard he blocked me on X. Now daddy James Sexton will have to come save Adult Baby Diaper Billy, as soon as Vrillium can find him. PLUS: Elijah Schaffer thanks the a-logs, and is quite possibly the father to an e-girl's baby.   VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/y0c0OnmdJNo    Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech    PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2651] HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH AND COMEDY SHAMAN! Icedanc3r's boyfriend spent his birthday wondering about how he is going to get cucked next. Comedy Shaman has gone from running blades on his arms to baking himself a cake, it's not looking good for the GOONS. BUT... as a birthday gift, Shaman has ACHIEVED PEACE WITH PODAWFUL. There's just one last thing to do before welcoming Shaman back into the fold... A HEIGHT INVESTIGATION. Has Shaman been lying about his height this whole time? Is he actually even tinier than we originally thought? Yes! VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/n9LQ2ecFKn8  Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2650 Jaden McNeil opens up the Groyper Files on the Groypophiles. What is a Groypophile? It's the gaggle of of Nick Fuentes wannabes like Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium (ABDL) who are the right level of gay but the wrong amount of charismatic to properly grift. Elijah Schaffer went on an insane rant against his arch enemy (his ex-wife), and now his former Brother-In-Law is leaking insane details about Elijah's circle of boy buddies. Jesse and Jaden deep dive back to right before Elijah's Matrix wakeup call, when he was on the Sean Kelly podcast looking like an ogre. Vrillium's tongue loses its mind while he tries to grift gears on his fake opinions, and I know a secret more embarrassing about Will than his old commie boudoir photos. We check in with Butt Sexton's influencer dad, James Sexton, to find out just how bad it gets with the help of Faceless. PLUS: how to do a Teddy Feaser impression with Jesse. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/Akou5qq4nLw Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2649] MISCHIEF. MAYHEM. SOAP. Comedy Shaman has lost everything, so now he's free to do anything. His perfect woman is gone, so he spends his days in a secret underground internet Fight Club, getting absolutely MONKEY DUMPED by everyone. Including actual children. But we don't talk about that. He also is making soap now. No joke. He makes soap. I think he fell for a pyramid scheme. Enter the one person in Shaman's single-serve life that might be able to pull him out of his permanent slump, Jesse Durden. As Shaman slips into chemically burning his mind permanently, Jesse tries to inject a little Project Mayhem into his world. Shaman met me at a very strange point in his life. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/QGjlcrKXguI  Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2648 Elijah Schaffer's big Rift TV comeback is an insane, never-ending downward spiral. Every single news story he covers is somehow just a self-report on his own crimes and failures. And he already has an entire gaggle of manservánt characters trying to prevent the ship from sinking. MEET THE TEAM! You've got Georgie, our "comfort character" Groyper engineer; BLEAU, a vain Mexican teenage real estate mogul with a gun charge; and SOME AUSTRALIAN GUY, the incredibly boring producer of the show. The FBI, Israel, and Elijah's ex-wife are all conspiring to CANCEL Elijah's podcast. SHUT IT DOWN. The producer has received the call. But it isn't from ZION, it's from the PODAWFUL CULT, and its totally derailing the show. PLUS: Elijah gets BUTTMOGGED LIVE, Salvopancakes calls in and reveals that he was invited to live with Elijah and the Boys, and Elijah performs a heart-rending and ear-bleeding performance for his sons. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/b7LxKvN4BE0  Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S