Podbags

-Living to work? Or working to live? - 🎶 All around the world, it's secret spaces for me! 🎶   

-Weekend at Bernie's, bank robbery style! -Lemon juice makes me invisible -Robbing banks is hard

- The US government is trying to force the sale of TikTok. Will they be successful? -We explore other monopolies, oligopolies and other -opolies.    

We made it a whole year! Thank you to everyone who has supported and listened!! We revisit some high points in our history - -Spokes-missiles -Grambo -"Maybe don't do that" is born -"Gamping" -Crazy dinners -A change in format -Two-parters!! -We start swearing. Haha, no, we just continue swearing!!

-Tumbling Tumbleweeds! -No Summer for You! -Temperature Swings -Raining blobs in Oakville!

- Come with us, And we'll discuss, A world of no imagination! -Fyre Festival Follies! -DashCon and "The" ball pit -TomorrowWorld 2015, Where tomorrow never comes. { line-break: auto; } css line break

-Does ChatGPT plagiarize and steal content? -Smallest book -Bigfoot write book -Longest books -Worst books ever? -The Eye of Argon

-The attack of the Swearrots!! -Gorilla Sign Language -Do you speak Wookie? -An elephant never forgets, and will tell you as much -NOC three times? -Hoover(the vacuum, not the man) the seal gets gruff! -Chimpin' ain't easy!

-This episode is uncensored, we swear!  -Keep it moving!  -Las Vegas is shellfish!  -Observation wheels -A giant Michael Jackson robot?! -288 years of hotel rooms  -Jackpot!!!  

-Danger embraces the concept of "New Year, New Me". -The worst Thanksgiving song ever written? -The dark side of Christmas - Krampus and Krampusnacht! -What makes a good New Year's tree? -Resolutions for a productive year. 

WARNING: We got you curse words for Christmas! This is an uncensored episode! -Christmas history. Who is the man in the red suit? Where did he come from? Where does he live? -Have you gotten your Christmas cards? When did they first get sent? -Carols in space! -MEAT!!  

Who put their finger in my chili? We swear, it's beef. It's not the size, it's how you market it. A smaller fast food. Albert Einswine. Rentin' ain't what it used to be. And maybe don't wear that underwear.

In this first 2-part episode, we discuss the dangers of endless shrimp, wax nostalgic for failed restaurants, talk about what you shouldn't name your business, and the worst food product ideas. We also learn about "resurrecting the pickled children". 

We delve into the world of big brainers!

ITS THANKSGIVING

This day marks the evolution of Podbags. More convoluted. More but (fan favorite). More interestinger. We learn history on everyone's favorite playground equipment, but are interrupted by such nonsense as: "Kirsten Dunst checks in" Spider-Man is a monkey on a skateboard (good lordt, danger will be quieter in the mix next time. I apologize) #NotAllSnakes Who would play each of us in the live-action?

We promise... structure is coming... We will have good descriptions one day. probably.

Let's learn about this spooky holiday together!   What does it mean? Where did it come from? How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house...   Anyway, it's Halloween. So, here you go.

We have an AI guest (ish) I forgot the thing we said in this episode that was definitely supposed to be in this description We discuss cleanliness routines "That a big sandwich" One heckova speeding ticket

What if everything you thought you liked the smell of...  Just smelled like boogers. We discuss Tortoise Great Escape 2: Electric Boogaloo I (danger) forget the name of the bubblegum with the comic because I've have too much Franzia (delicious) We create yet another superhero no one asked for. Whose goddam house is this!?

The Moon, Australia - fact or fiction. diameter vs circumference  don't let meow-t getting outed by an emergency alert test one shun and you're done Jeb Bezos (no relation) will we be overrun by rock lobst- i mean rock monsters?

oh lordt... they've added sound fx...   we discuss bears, house fires, and even escaped turtles.   mistakes are made, buttons are pressed... and we create my new favorite superhero.

Cut us some slack, Danger was sick so we did this episode via remote software... 

Humanity is inherently strange Superpowers, and You Failure to Launch Fade to Bark Is It Corn? (and other questions regarding corn)

Whoops, it's monday.   What did you expect to happen?   If Irony were a newscast   What's on your mind?   ...Did you guys see the age of that chicken? (Young Guns reference).   Real fast RC car go boom   Is the Whopper the real "whopper"?    

i bet you didn't know that about spiders x-man giraffe dude, that's gnarly... maybe don't do that: advanced stalker edition soggy money rewards, or the lack thereof batfan segue to space riddler finally a championship i'd be proud to win --- https://www.npr.org/2023/08/22/1195279578/spotless-giraffe-born-tennessee-zoo   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/08/23/sweden-Guinness-World-Records-Museum-of-Disgusting-Foods-fermented-herring/9821692813843/   https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/privacy/amazon-tile-class-action-alleges-product-helps-stalkers-track-victims/   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/08/23/wallet-Minnesota-lake-one-year/3721692812960/   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/08/22/Guinness-World-Records-Batman-collection/9721692718125/   https://www.npr.org/2023/08/17/1194212940/question-mark-space-webb-telescope-photo   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/08/17/Kids-Mullet-Champion-Pennsylvania-6-year-old/2831692286715/

Mavis Beacon That guy's nuts advanced jury duty bible bullets "G-Herbo" droppin snakes on yo ass Economics with Bram! featuring: middle management Blitz Scaling other exciting adulty words (not that kind of adulty) Open air mall-cop *TSSSHT* "Go for CPAP." Cyblart vs Roblart

We had to take a break from recording this week. We'll be back to our normal schedule next week! Thank you for your support!

2.5 million years ago... we introduce... Danger George! Dinner guests; for better or worse reviving things better left... Well, not that. Low Balls "There are some who call me... Post" Let's play great punk band or terrible strip joint: - Grandma's Toilet - Pizza Outhouse Well, because... government. Welcome to history: We're bad in a group

god bless? pencil shortage scary stuff... back to back follow up action! French Loveman and the Meteorite and, "That sounds like cosplay with more steps..."

"Merson" Christian Bale plays the role of "No-Ball Johnny" "What the heck is that!?" Electric Sofa Eduardo and the Ghost Marriage

Tarzan is not only Jack White in disguise, but also a time traveler. How would you like to live in a missile silo? Could you sit through 16 full-length "Barbie" films? Failed Mr. Clean commercials. Hawk just be straight attacking male deliverists. The science of taste? Class action on newfangled smoke detectors. When does the future start?   https://linktr.ee/podbagspodcast

In this special crossover event, we welcome our friends from the podcast, "The Witches Glass".   We discuss doppelgängers and debunk a diabolical yet decadent dilemma of democracy's descendants dealing in dismembered delicatessen delights while using dutiful and disciplined diplomatically-decided divination.   Follow us on Instagram @PodbagsPodcast Like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/podbagspodcast Check us out on YouTube at www.youtube.com/@PodbagsPodcast  

What is our favorite secondary or supporting characters from film? Are drive-thrus sentient? Are ripped shirts broken? Redneck Wedding Dress World's Ugliest Dog An entire town full of Dolly Partons We play a game called "Is it a vandalism?" Brand new species discovered with triangular head (it was not pyramid-head, much to our dismay)

Who is Charles Wood? Snow way to tell Water it tastes like Thieves or The Raptore? Unemployed Dog Amnesia I ain't no Hallmark back girl A Guinness World Record I'd rather avoid Maybe Don't Do That: The Terror That Is Bishop Guacamole

Chickens vs Elephants Fake Passport "Fale" Connor MacGregor fights off would be masked assailant 1,000,000 pennies Ringtail The Sun The Sea Ashley Burniture

Deep fried cola, Pocahontas vs. Zombies, Spider-folks, 82 years old and still dealing drugs, quirky coffins, don't forget to unsubscribe, U.F.O. task force because apparently that one crazy dude from Blink-182 actually got the government to talk about their suspected alien records.

were you a fruit, what were'd you be?  how fast drive could a trash can drive if a trash can fast drive can? team pacino vs team de niro cheese races can be dangerous world's oldest cat maybe don't do that - Reservoir Drains pseudo moon stalks the night

Just how well do you believe you would do in a zombie apocalypse situation? We get an update from a previous Shitbag of the week. Are primates more scary than human zombies? Podbags gets educational! (accidentally of course) We trademark just about everything. We discuss the topic of "Gamping". Someone was VERY motivated to sneak a rather large sharp something into a jailhouse.

It's a dry light, speaking of light how scared are we of the dark?, then this week has gone to the dogs, Airbud sequels we never wanted(mostly because we didn't want any to begin with), man's best friend tries to get his pal out of some deep trouble, how old can dogs actually get?, THE BIG HEIST!, we absolutely love Joe Kenda, and we take a look at which could be worse... kidnapping for years vs a few days stranded in the Australian outback.

We compare the pros and cons of the oldie old times vs the newie new times, and find they have haunting similarities. Maybe always super-lock your doors when you stay at a hotel. We would gladly be bothered for money. Meteorite harms hardwood floors in New Jersey, witness claims it was... "warm." An extra heavy attempt to cover up a murder fails, while another person flawlessly executes what can only be described as a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation. Danger doesn't like the ShamWow guy. Robert DeNiro Status: "Gettin' It."

Could you manage 5 half sized clones of yourself? We discover puffery. NSFW casting bag? A certain shaped glacier floats past a town with a very interesting name. Do new discoveries in space spell the end of all?

This week we discuss "Glittons", teleporter vs time travel, we solve the problems with time travel, Safeway customers unite, Bram has another Obi-Wan, doppelgänger disposal, John Travolta, Russia vs Ukraine (the beginning?), we define Fraud, and we discover The 12 foot psychic.

This week we talk about the largest bean bag in existence, how a pizza delivery guy saves the day, we discover our new game where we find out if we will get "Sued or Sponsored!", weight passing records, who has the most records of all, and finally... McMilk?

Perforated Coattails, Patrick Stewart replaces Patrick Swayze, The world's most expensive sandwich leads us to why Danger loves "I Heart Mac'n'Cheese", The worlds largest Donkey Kong arcade machine, record breaking feats of the human body which of course bring us to the return of Grambo (to a 7eleven), and just how scarring a night with the donald would be.

-What would you pokemon? -Hey now, it's all the Stars -How soon is too soon for chuck hitler? -"Hipler"? -Does the name make the killer, or the killer make the name? -Birth of a segment: "Yeah, prolly don't do that." -Moral of the story, "Dude, it's fine."

We talk celebrities that we would rather not see naked, AI generated human imposters, god-mode staring contests, terrible inventions, the true definition of comedy, Judge Dredd/Demolition Man, extinct-meatball-of-the-month club, we send Fred Durst back in time and discuss the implications of warning Christopher Reeve.

A startling new character is born... (feat. Grambo)

Diving, Guinness, The Speed of Birds, CRT Televisions, Subway Sandwiches, "Spokes-Missiles", Wheelchairs, Aeon Flux, and Def Leppard.