Podburglars

    Hey there, roonies! This year, the Cuckburglars carve out an hour in the Giant Bomb bathroom suite and discuss getting a full Forza blowout, Sudek City, Jokes Wide Shut, and Big Bang Forces.    Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"    Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian    Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

    After 6 years of ad-free podcasting, the Podburglars finally cash with advertisements. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"    Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian    Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

  Ben gets replaced by a Walt Disney clone. Victoria Holden guest stars on accident. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"    Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian   Follow Victoria on Twitter: http://twitter.com/sailorbee   Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

  Now You See Me 3: I'm Jared From Subway. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"    Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian   Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

We've got Election Fever. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Touhou is more popular than Tim & Eric. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Follow Andy on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Andyproblems  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Follow Andy on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Andyproblems  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

We introduce a couple new segments in this one, including one called "what if we recorded the whole episode in person and still managed to make it sound like shit"  Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

fake glover girls  Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

In this episode we're joined by Mario creator Chelsea Saunders (@pixelatedcrown) for an in-depth discussion of Toad's origin, Dry Bones' companion Wet Bones, and Speedy Eggbert 2. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Chelsea on Twitter: http://twitter.com/pixelatedcrown  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Happy Halloween! Here's a special episode of Podburglars that definitely wasn't recorded two months ago. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Happy birthday, Matt Kessler! For your birthday, we got you an in-depth conversation about anime, Flash-based Naruto MMOs, and commissioning Juggalo / Donkey Kong rule 34 from DeviantArt. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboniFollow Chad on Twitter: http://twitter.com/chadsalty Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Special guest Anthony Carboni takes some time off from Bytejacker to join us for what is probably the best episode we've ever recorded. Abraham Linkin Park. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboniFollow Chad on Twitter: http://twitter.com/chadsalty Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

jesus christ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Follow Andy on Twitter: http://twitter.com/andyproblems  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

A special fundraiser episode to get Matt a new lung. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This week, we gave Matt some homework: come prepared with 8 jokes for us. Guess what? It went great! Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

happy halloween Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Nick visits Sony, Matt visits Vegas, and the Donut Man visits Podburglars Studios. (Also: lots of Bloodborne talk!) Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

XBOX: YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK I'M A WOMAN'S MAN, NO TIME TO T... XBOX Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

stuart joins us again for another waking fucking nightmare of an episode  Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Follow Stuart on Twitter: http://twitter.com/theanimepolice Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

NBA Ballers 2: Monkey Ballers. Saint Rampart's House of Fun. Podburglars is back, baby, and this time our dude Stuart is here for a pretty big chunk of it! Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Follow Stuart on Twitter: http://twitter.com/theanimepolice Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

WE TOTALLY RECORDED THIS EPISODE THIS MONTH I SWEAR TO GOD Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This week: Nick defeats the monolithic Zazzle Corporation. Also: Hearthstone, duck jokes, getting into Dark Souls in February 2014, licensed Game Boy Color games, becoming a "PC gamer," Joseph Gordon-Leno, cross-buzzing off Tums and Pepto, and the return of Andy. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

i'm stupid white borat. welcome to my jokes Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This week on Podburglars, we launch our new Miiverse segment, give our hands-on impressions of Super Backlog, and talk about Persona 4 a whole bunch. "Wait... jokes?" Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Matt's internet died, so we recorded this episode using cell phone technology. For real. Also, Ben outlines (and potentially rats out) the craziest internet scam of all time. More like pumpkin pot. You don't want to smell what those eyes are seeing. K108.7PODBURGLARS™ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Oops, we're Skyping again. And Matt's sick again. And we're talking about Pokémon again. And sexualizing Luigi again. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Holy shit, Matt Kessler made it to California! Also, he works at Sony now, so he's been kind enough WikiLeaks us everything he knows about the PS5, jugs, an upcoming 48-hour Teemo game jam, Persona Jesus, and throwing up on the Queen of England when he was 10. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This is our last Skypecast.  Siri, change Nick's name to Grunkus. Onions the Ogre and Waffles the Donkey.  Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Welcome to Doonesburglars, the hottest political podcast this side of the... politics! This week's installment includes such hot-button issues as Yom Kippur, Yves Guillemot Pt. 2, Goldmember and sleep gender. (NOTE: this week's Doonesburglars bonus skit is "Tom Is The Mayor Goes To The Lawyer." Enjoy!) Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

In this week's Podburglars, Matt Kessler fucking plays DOTA during the fucking podcast. What the fuck. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Look, here's the deal: Nick and Ben decided it would be funny to get drunk before, during, and after this episode. By the time we finished recording, there were three spilled beers, two empty fifths of hard liquor, and one of us was bleeding. Talking points include comedy cutoffs, Yves Online, Miami Fase, and Spyder Kids. #GirlWoody Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Daddy Has The Hiccups. Imakuni. Sick Semper Tyrannis. Muiclac. The Herky-Jerky Coaster. Business in the butt.  Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Our generation's Sonic Generations. Groan-Ups. Rogbert. Free eggs. #irespectbirdo Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)"  Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega  Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack  Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian  Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

In the window looking ghouly and sus. Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Please don't follow Andy on Twitter: http://twitter.com/AndyProblems Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This podcast is pretty much exclusively about Matt's unemployment now. And Pokémon. #damnitstrue Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This time around, we dig into Matt Kessler's resume and try to figure out if Wario is Mario's cousin. Also, a lot of stuff happens in between those two things. Gameburglars: Incest Has Never Been Hotter.™ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Follow Matt on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBodega Follow Ben on Twitter: http://twitter.com/PackBenPack Follow Nick on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Babylonian Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Shouts out to Gruntilda, Stevia "Kern" Robinson and Birdbenmotherfather for guest-hosting this week. Here's your last chance to support Ben's Kickstarter to be super tall in Japan: http://igg.me/at/bigben Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This week's episode is a hard one to describe. We've got a wide variety of unexpected special guests, including Peter Berkman from the rock and roll music band Anamanaguchi, plus brief cameos from New York stand-up comedian Skip Reynolds and Nick's horrible roommate Andy. And this is all Blu-Ray. Anamanaguchi's Kickstarter for making beautiful things: http://kck.st/138oyrp Ben's Kickstarter for being super tall: http://igg.me/at/bigben Skip Reynolds' MySpace: http://myspace.com/skipreynolds Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

Gameburglars.LLC presents: Stouffer's® Eggo Mini's™ Uncrustables. Ben is tall. I'm the Dr. Manhattan of getting horny. Check out Ben's Indiegogo and let's get him to Japan: http://igg.me/at/bigben Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This week, we meet Matt Kessler's son Fernando. That's about all we're gonna say. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This week, Kessler embarks on a dark spiral into horniness, we say the p-word a lot, and we meet Ben Quigley, tallest gamer in the Netherlands. We also take this opportunity to distribute a quick audio survey to maybe determine what the point of this podcast is. The snakes have never been higher. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

In our most avant-garde episode yet, Ben, Nick and Kessler return for another round of Podburglars. Oh, also: we don't know what "avant-garde" means. It means "really, really dumb," right? We also get a little Pavlov with this one, so when you hear the tone, expect some quality jokes. Topics include Knuckles dating sims, CD-ROMs, seedy ROMs, and Ken Latrine. Also, Kessler lapses into character as Wario. Plus: will we continue our inadvertent tradition of making some sort of Mario-themed semen joke? (Probably.) http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

This week we talk about all sorts of cool new hot games... who are we kidding? This week we talk about Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure for, like, 45 seconds, but the rest of it is super gross. Like, "putting sugar on Frosted Flakes" gross, but also "PeteyPiranhaBukakke.WAD" gross. I’m sorry. http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

On the first-ever episode of The Croodcast - the official podcast of the The Croods fandom - Ben and Nick snag an exclusive special guest: Stuart Cleaver, fresh from the set of The Croods! Join them for a discussion of the unofficial Croods message boards, working with Nicolas Cage and Croodwig Von Beethoven, and a few other Croodsclusive treats. Theme song: Fred Flinston - "It's The Flimstones" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

On this week’s #episode of #Podburglars, we manage to talk about #McDonalds and #Birdo again. Seriously guys, we’re like #6 episodes in and we’re already running out of things to #say. Also, Kessler talks about video games IN SCHOOL!? Nick dishes on #hashtags... and we all end up talking about Lanky Kong’s penis. #BirdoCast #Podcast #FiveStars http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp

On this week's episode of "Oh, No!", Kessler airs his Twitter grievances, Nick reminisces about first-person Xbox vomiting and Ben ventures into the uncharted territory known as 'inappropriate humor.' http://www.gameburglars.com/ Theme song: b4kn - "Ayo Technology (Remix)" Subscribe on iTunes! http://bit.ly/Sse5Vp