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Merry Christmas, nut in a pudding. Do it coward, you won't. Our festive themed debacle where we feel bad about christmas tradition, the paralympics and get audibly excited at the thought of alcohol. @PlayerTwoP2 @TheRealNorthy

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict.... @PlayerTwoP2 @TheRealNorthy

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Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of the failure of the British education system. On Today's episode we discuss fun things you can do with moss, best arts and crafts projects that involve damp toilet roll and a general evaluation if you recognise the bodies in the water. You do not recognise the bodies in the water. Be sure to hit that button and drop the payload, they won't feel a thing. @PlayerTwoP2 @TheRealNorthy

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We fail to start a conversation with ourselves and brag about our inability to hold conversations with anyone. How do cars work? What's the correct way to poop? How do you wipe? Don't throw out your pokemon cards and going to the cinema is awful.  Paul Blarp Maul Blarp, Meet The Fudders, Dumpf 2 Da Streetz

Moving is hard. Numbers are hard. Being English is hard. Woe is us, the whingy pair of man-babies stuck in a perpetual cycle of being better than everyone and inconvenienced by everything in life, but video games and pokemon make the pain go away.  Support your local mathematics teacher.

Our most janky episode to date, my audio is compressed, his internet drops, we both start our own spin-off podcasts in the middle of it then we talk about pith helmets, assassins and star wars. I'm so sorry.

We get real bored of our houses not having any cool hats, the utter analytic genius of Buzzfeed's divining ability based on your subway sandwich and there's some weird shit going on in Squid Game (spoiler free). Weaponised autism baby, YEE-HAW.

Yo are you ready to listen to two grown men talk about the inconvenience of cloud based storage systems not working under less than ideal internet network infrastructure!? WHAT WHAT. Us neither. But we cover terrible safety videos, how hard it is to read and scat jazz.

From terrible buzz-feed quizes, to winnie-the-pooh fan theories linking honey to the anti-christ, some deep introspection on how much it hurts when people don't laugh at your clearly hilarious joke and how to kill someone in a hilarious fashion! Why are you still listening to this? Thank you!

Welcome to the Episode 1 HD Remake where we remember that people are listening, so probably want to know what our names are and require context to things that come out of our mouthes. Mouves? Moufes! Mouths, that's the one.

The best pilot since the Red Baron. We specifically forgot to introduce ourselves, the podcast or discuss our feet fetishes, so enjoy the utter disaster and we'll probably make it up to you next episode? Maybe?