Podcasts Will Never Help You

Episodes

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   #12 – Invictus

   It metis not heau strait the gate, Heau chahged with punishmints the scroll, Oi am the mestah of my faite, Oi am the keptin of my saul.

   Aug 15, 2018
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   #11 – Behind The Music

   The reason this episode is so late is cause I got tied up dealing with Celestial Winter Trash's legal team (they're RUTHLESS), and then I tried to play some Mario Kart to cool off but it only made things worse.

   Aug 11, 2018
3. 10

   #10 – Shitty Riposte

   It's the PWNHY Tenniversary Special, and we fucked it up by oversharing on anime. But if you like discourse on pro wrestling, Gerudo politics, or bad ska eulogies, this is the show for you!

   Jul 31, 2018
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   #9 – You Say Turismo, I Say Turismo

   Remember in Naruto when they timeskipped and Shikamaru got wicked competent and everybody stopped dressing like they were on a Saturday morning PBS cartoon? This is not that. At all.

   Jul 23, 2018
5. 8

   #8 – Worst Best Friends

   Broaden your horizons regarding what people can get away with in professional filmmaking and video game development in this joke-tacular belated April Fool's special! We tackle disappointing DLC, suffocating soundtracks, and classic Fools' hoaxes from over the years.

   Apr 4, 2018
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   #7 – No Win Scenarios

   In this, the first ever podcasting bildungsroman, Skavi and Juan learn about inappropriate covers, shitty tournaments, and the role of indoctrination in neoliberal capitalism. Also yr Fortnite is trash.

   Mar 28, 2018
7. 6

   #6 – Revenge Of The N.E.R.D.

   Juan confronts some demons from his youth in this episode as we discuss surrealism in anime, game design, and film. Make Tommy go away.

   Mar 21, 2018
8. 5

   #5 – Duelist Mouth

   This is it. The one you've all been waiting for. Finally, the secret of the special features on the home release of Thor 2: The Dark World are revealed. We also walk back our views on bad ice cream, and Skavi activates their trap card.

   Mar 13, 2018
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   #4 – This is My Twin, T’Challla, with 3 L’s

   Today's episode has two sickbois as we discuss similarities to Childish Gambino on the new Janelle Monae, and Juan sniffles and croaks his way through an illness. Also, we conclude our reading of Black Panther, discuss a new giant robot strategy game, and the dark pig skeletons in David Cameron's...

   Mar 6, 2018
10. 3

    #3 – Devil May Cry: Dante’s Ding-Dong

    Submitted for Grammy consideration, this episode see us diving down the rabbit hole of bad movie CGI and golden-age reality TV. Plus a troubling discovery in some browser documentation.

    Feb 27, 2018
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    #2 – Christopher Nolan’s Dragon Ball Super

    We’re back with better audio quality, hotter takes, and actual introductions! Join us this week as we discuss Black Panther (with no spoilers), Shadow of the Colossus, Guy Fieri, latin american folk music, and more.

    Feb 18, 2018
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    #1 – What’s Your Return Policy On Horses

    The inaugural episode of Podcasts Will Never Help You or PWNHY. Call us what you like as long as you're calling! Join us this week as we discuss celebrity restaurants, I, Tonya, continuing to engage with music you listened to as a Teen, going to jail for GTA Online crimes, and more! P.S.…

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    Feb 13, 2018