PODCAST · comedy
Podiots
by Pickaxe
Three complete and utter Vidiots talk nonsense for an hour. Taking audience questions and obeying the rule of the ’Three Uhs’, your life is destined to remain almost exactly the same.
Episodes
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Podiots Presents: The Podiots Presents Podiots Post-Show
The Vidiots sit down and chat about the live show, from its conception through to how it feels to conclude Podiots, and what comes next! Thank you for everything, gang. Catch you down the road ❤️ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- YouTube:...
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Podiots Episode 167: Podiots Presents: Podiots - LIVE!
In this episode of Podiots, Mikey's searching for answers, Peter's got some questions, and Ben's got his best Onions, and so much more! It's Podiots Presents: Podiots, filmed live in front of an audience in Newcastle! To coincide with the release of this video, we're also opening up our merch…
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PODIOTS LIVE - Merch, Timings, & More!
With just two weeks to go before the big day, here's a few final updates! Please watch the full video version here for more details: Want the chance to have your fan art featured in the finale? Send it over to: [email protected] And include the word ‘art’ in the subject! Want to be part…
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PODIOTS LIVE - Info & Updates!
The Vidiots Live Show is very soon, so we thought you’d update you on a few things ahead of it! Please watch the full video version here for more details: Want the chance to have your fan art featured in the finale? Send it over to: [email protected] And include the word ‘art’ in the...
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PODIOTS LIVE - ADDITIONAL SHOW TIME ANNOUNCEMENT!
Due to inexplicably popular demand, we'll now also be doing a matinee show on the same day! Location: The Cluny 2, Newcastle upon Tyne Date: Saturday 18th July 2026 Get tickets at http://vidiotsofficial.com/live from 7pm Thursday 12th March Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
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PODIOTS LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT - Date, Location, Ticket info & more!
That's right! We're doing this thing. Location: The Cluny 2, Newcastle Upon Tyne Date: Saturday 18th July 2026 Tickets: vidiotsofficial.com/live Date tickets are released: Tuesday 24th February, 11am Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join Pod Squad for the LIVE episode!…
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Podiots: Episode 166 – Festive Finale
In this episode, Mikey’s taking us on the worst Christmas excursion imaginable, Peter’s regaling us with a tale of Christmas past, and Ben’s read a festive book! Thank you for everything, fellow Podiots. We will miss you. FIND US:Mikey YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@tryingmybestmikey Peter...
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Podiots: Episode 165 – Spoons At Dawn
Peter's had an uninvited guest, Mikey's getting lost in translation and Ben's steaming his eggs. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS!...
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Spookiots: Episode 164 – Cremains
Ben's playing guessing games, Mikey's got some spookies from down under and Peter smells something foul. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR...
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Podiots: Episode 163 – You Can't Have Fun Anymore
In this episode, Mikey is getting political, Ben is Notting his last Onion, and Peter goes nuts! Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS!...
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Podiots: Episode 162 – Brouhaha
In this episode, Mikey makes a death-defying leap, Peter gets hacked, and Ben asks your burning questions! Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR...
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Podiots: Episode 161 – It Is Beans Time
In this episode, Peter’s watching TV and taking drugs, Mikey’s making bean dishes, and Ben’s choke slamming a man of the cloth! Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for...
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Podiots: Episode 160 – Peter For Collection
In this episode, Mikey’s collecting dinos, Peter’s reading Amazon reviews, and Ben’s got a shitty Kickstarter! Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! YouTube:...
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Podiots: Episode 159 - Sweaty And Naked
Mikey's helping a fan choose a tattoo, Ben's getting naked, and Peter is also getting naked (and slimey) MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on Bluesky: @vidiotsofficial.bsky.social— Bluesky Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store:...
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Podiots: Episode 158 – Pickle Exposure
Mikey's paying his respects, Ben's getting baked and Peter's ordered room service. NEW MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on Bluesky: @vidiotsofficial.bsky.social— Bluesky Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com...
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Podiots: Episode 157 – The Queen's Panties
Mikey is breaking and entering, Ben gets us demonetised, and Peter is toxic. NEW MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on Bluesky: @vidiotsofficial.bsky.social— Bluesky Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com...
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Podiots: Episode 156 – Cyber Farts
Ben is eating onions, Mikey is eating everything, and Peter has the last (year's) laugh. NEW MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on Bluesky: @vidiotsofficial.bsky.social— Bluesky Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store:...
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Podiots: Episode 155 – Pizza Time
Ben's yeeting babies, Mikey's training his new pet and Peter's made a song. NEW MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on Bluesky: @vidiotsofficial.bsky.social— Bluesky Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com...
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Podiots: Episode 154 – Is Tiny Tim A Muppet
Merry Podiots! In this episode, Mikey’s Peter was locked in the café from hell, Ben’s been watching very real Christmas romcoms, and Mikey’s been drinking with a horse skull in a blanket! NEW MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on Bluesky: @vidiotsofficial.bsky.social— Bluesky Join...
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Podiots: Episode 153 - Top Of The Plops
Ben & Peter have only been on prime time Saturday morning kids TV, and Mikey has died of dysentery. The new date for our reunion stream is the 14th of December! Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com -------------------...
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Spookiots: Episode 152 – Podiots Is (slightly) Changing
Some big developments for Podiots at the beginning of this episode, plus a return from a beloved favourite friend! Peter’s providing short horror stories, Mikey’s reading 1 star horror movie reviews, and Ben’s asking if it’s a Bear or a Scare. PLEASE NOTE: The Reunion Stream date has now changed...
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Podiots: Episode 150 – Together Again!
The boys are back in the same room to celebrate the 150th episode of Podiots! Some extra special "Things" have been procured alongside the usual; Ben eats The Onion, Peter gives us a Podiots history lesson and Mikey is looking strangely familiar. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the…
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Podiots: Episode 151 – Dino Man
Mikey takes us to a unique hotel, Ben ends WWII, and Peter brings your burning questions. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS!...
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Podiots: Episode 149 – Windy Walking
Peter’s evolving Meatface, Ben’s dressing down AI, and Mikey’s on his bike. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! YouTube:...
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Podiots: Episode 148 – Love The Milky B’s
Mikey’s forcing sweets to fight one another, Peter’s raising chimps, and Ben’s got your hot and fresh Instagram questions. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe…
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Podiots Episode 147 – Plastic Cup Deposit
Peter has discovered a very Vidiots theme park, Ben's got the low down on his trip to a swingers hotel and Mikey's trying to win his freedom. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com...
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Podiots Episode 146 – Adding Shrimp To The Thread
Peter's keeping old insults alive, Ben's got some onions and Mikey brings your questions Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS!...
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Podiots: Episode 145 – Tricky Dick's Ham Mousse
Mikey brings old news, Ben has prepared a meal of presidential proportions and Peter races through a list of names. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more...
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Podiots: Episode 144 - Seagull-Boy
Ben is toxic, Mikey wants to break stuff and Peter brings YOUR questions. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! YouTube:...
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Podiots: Episode 143 – Gary’s Back
Mikey’s on a gorilla hunt, Peter’s taking us on a lion-filled Victorian journey, and Ben’s making his last stand. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more…
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Podiots: Episode 142 – Close Encounters Of The Turnip Kind
Mikey’s leading us into battle, Peter’s recounting getting animals high, and Ben’s exploring “new” social media. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more…
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Podiots: Episode 141 – Super Anne
Ben's wreaking ecological havoc, Mikey's got a guessing game and Peter saw something in the woods Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop FOR BRAND NEW MERCH! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and…
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Podiots: Episode 140 – Ploppelganger
Peter's found a medieval joke book, Mikey's got a potty mouthed parrot and Ben takes use to a poo-seum Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop FOR BRAND NEW MERCH! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more…
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Podiots: Episode 139 – Stay Statham
Ben is getting flipped, Mikey's got something in his pants, and Peter asks "Cheese or petrol?" Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop FOR BRAND NEW MERCH! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL...
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Podiots: Episode 138 – OutHorsed
Mikey hits the road, Ben is horsing around, and Peter is quaking in his boots. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Support Ben and Peter:...
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Podiots: Episode 137 – Houston, We Have A Porridge
Peter’s recounting some of Yorkshire’s strangest tales, Mikey’s brought porridge, and Ben’s making friends with Switzerland. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop FOR BRAND NEW MERCH! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop…
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Podiots: Episode 136 – Whamhalla
Peter’s cracking down on Father Christmas’ lies, Mikey’s brought a Christmas wrongun’, and Ben’s got some crazy festive traditions. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop FOR BRAND NEW MERCH! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop...
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Podiots: Episode 135 - Aldi, Sweet Aldi
Ben's rocking out with his croc out, Peter's put a feather in his cap and Mikey's burned a million quid Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR…
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Podiots: Episode 134 – Exposed At Wetherspoons
Mikey's farting his way to fame , Peter's got a nuisance neighbour and Ben's talking educated esquine Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS!...
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Podiots: Episode 133 – Big Spud
Mikey has something to celebrate, Ben is carrying some very loose change, and Peter is praying for Mojo. Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Support Ben and…
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Podiots: Episode 132 – Fright or Sprite?
Mikey feels the sweet embrace of death, Peter gets a trim, and drinks are on Ben. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podiots.com/ Visit our shop! - https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Support Ben and...
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Podiots: Episode 131 – Bussin Train
Mikey’s quizzing us on our Gen Z terminology, Peter’s wearing lead masks, and Ben’s attempting some dicey surgery. Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Support…
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Podiots: Episode 130 – Gravy Bay
Peter’s telling us the best jokes around, Mikey’s camping out on an island, and Ben’s revealing all about The Butterfield Experience. Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR...
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In Conversation With Brian Butterfield
In this bonus episode of Podiots, we had the honour and privilege of talking to prolific entrepreneur and inventor Brian Butterfield who is presently touring with his live business seminar. Tickets are still available for the Whitley Bay show on 20th September. Visit...
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Podiots: Episode 129 - Visits From The Hat Man
Peter's flooding the streets with Whiskey, Ben's trying a new diet and Mikey's feeling Sax-y Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Support Ben and Peter:...
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Podiots: Episode 128 - Strictly Come Horse Dancing
Peter's talking phantom phrases, Ben's bought some old stones and Mikey is getting philosophical. Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Support Ben and Peter:...
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Podiots: Episode 127 - Bovine Vril
Mikey is chewing foam, Ben's at a con, and Peter is identifying flying objects. Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Support Ben and Peter:...
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Podiots: Episode 126 - Kebabalooney
Mikey is doling out justice, Ben is feeling spaced out, and Peter hears a "hoo!" Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Support Ben and Peter:...
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Podiots: Episode 125 - That’s ASDA Spice
Ben tells us all about Scooby-Doo’s dad, Peter’s harpooning birds, and Mikey's making British (beige) food staples FIGHT. Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for more and TELL YOUR FRIENDS!...
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Podiots: Episode 124 - Observable Space
Peter’s talking about an imaginary town, Mikey’s engaging in some local customs, and Ben’s seeing how many dicks can fit in things. Donate £3 or more to join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our website and store: http://vidiotsofficial.com ------------------- Subscribe for...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Three complete and utter Vidiots talk nonsense for an hour. Taking audience questions and obeying the rule of the ’Three Uhs’, your life is destined to remain almost exactly the same.
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Pickaxe
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Three complete and utter Vidiots talk nonsense for an hour. Taking audience questions and obeying the rule of the ’Three Uhs’, your life is destined to remain almost exactly the same.
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