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NOTE: This episode was recorded in August. Vid is literally the slowest editor in the world. Tommy got the smooth moves. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

NEW! IT REALLY TALKS! Only from Milton Bradley! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Not The Crying Game. That’s entirely different. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

This week, Black Hitler saves Hanukkah using his sharp wits, smooth voice, and the armies of the fatherland. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

“good luck with the cover image” Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

I was in charge of picking a title this week and couldn’t think of one, and I sure as hell ain’t listening to this shit myself. So fuck it, no title. Deal with it. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Mmmm, tasty. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Ha ha, Matty is old. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Fresh from the oven. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Chocolate starfish is my original character. Do not steal. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a John Deere 6R Series tractor. He lay on his comfortable cabin-like back, and if he lifted his headlight a little he could see his exhaust pipe, pointing upright and curved stiffly away from the cabin at the […]

He’s studied long and hard. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Piles of both. Philes of both. (Oh dear god, I’m sorry that was such a bad attempt at wordplay…) Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

LET ME HAVE HIM GODDAMMIT Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Gayer than usual? Is that even possible without somehow cloning Matty? Find out this week on PodTea’d! By the way, we’ve switched to a new web-host this week. Let me know (via Twitter @spam_can) if there’s any problems! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan […]

On this extraordinary vocal sabotage expedition, the gang talks about video games and that makes Matty… react. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Apparently we talked about The Witcher 3 and some other shit I don’t even know anymore. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

I can’t think of a tagline this week. Blergh. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

WAY-OOOOOOH! I think we’ve got a show! We’ve definitely got a show. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Oh no! I slept through May! Agatha Christie would never sleep through May… neither would Angela Lansbury. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

This week, or month, or season, or whenever this is out, after being entirely too talkative before the show, the gang’s mouths explode with some Cities: Skylines talk, feisty cats, Blizzard games, disastrous artists and other assorted chatter. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song […]

After the gang gives a rambunctious performance at Eurovision, they chat Cities: Skylines, Springles The Dog and how Matty will try to impose his will onto Sam. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and […]

In this episode, Adam, Matty and Tommy ponder the significance of the Apple Watch, we learn how to make Nathan Dranke infinitely more interesting and Matty might just take up another wacky employment assignment. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White […]

Alucard’s dad didn’t like his hair, so he has to recover it from the four corners of the world. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Read the full saga here! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

N-no it isn’t… Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

SmartPipe Inc. is a registered sex offender. Just like Papa Boris. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

There isn’t an appropriate image for this. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Stop, in the name of good taste! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

God dammit Matty, stop trying to get me to call the episode that! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Don’t. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

He’s quit Twitter again, hasn’t he? Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

No, you can’t do both, Matty. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

I had to try really hard not to make the Challenger explosion out of Puyos. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Two star cross’d lovers. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Somebody once told me the world was gonnna rock me, so I only play Fox on Final Destination. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

This week, PodTea’d is strangely phallic and unexpectedly mushroom shaped. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

50 episodes. That’s almost a hundred. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

Vince Vaughn IS: The Dick Delivery Device. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

Ducks make the best military strategerists. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

There’s a sandstorm a’brewin’. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

A vulgar title, for a less civilised show. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY! It’s Monday Madness, with a show dedicated to the John Carpenter film “In The Mouth Of Madness”! Spoilers abound, so don’t listen if you haven’t seen it. Unless you don’t care, in which case… do whatever you like. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! […]

Identical. (I should point out that Crendor isn’t on our show. He just looks a bit like Shoestring, apparently.) Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

It’s finally official. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

He blew the college fund on a really tricked out plane. With a Sonic on. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go […]

AKA: The Not-Specifically Defined Canine Violator. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

It happens, bro. Oh, and here is the MattyChungus Bandcamp page. It’s actually pretty good. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go […]

Meow. Purr, purr, play a DOTA, purr purr. Meow. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

Duck and dive, that’ll throw the tax man off. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.