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Podtrificus Totalus
by Podtrificus Totalus
Podtrificus Totalus was a Harry Potter read along podcast done one chapter at a time.
Episodes
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3.15 The Quidditch Final
It's Monday and I hate this chapter because it's about Quidditch! Other things happen too, which you can hear about on this week's episode of Podtrificus Totalus, the universe's favorite Harry Potter podcast done book by book, chapter by chapter. We make a number of references to outside sources...
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3.14 Snape's Grudge
It's Monday, and Podtrificus Totalus is hitting you with yet another episode of the Wizarding World's favorite Harry Potter podcast! This chapter sees Harry and Ron continue their grudge match with Hermione despite Hagrid's urgings to make up. Harry chooses to go to Hogsmeade yet again, but when...
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3.13 Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw
It's Monday, and that means it's time to talk about yet another instance of J.K. Rowling doing the worst job she possibly can at representing diverse peoples! In this chapter of Prisoner of Azkaban, Gryffindor plays Ravenclaw in Quidditch, and Harry finally gets to put the Firebolt to work. Harry...
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3.12 The Patronus
It's Monday, and we're back after a week off with an extra-long episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done book by book, chapter by chapter. On this week's episode, we cover chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, "The Patronus!" In this chapter, Harry begins...
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3.11 Firebolt
It's Monday, and we're flying in on a speedy (but possibly jinxed?) broomstick with the latest episode of Podtrificus Totalus, the international standard in Harry Potter podcasts done chapter by chapter, book by book! Harry, upset and enraged by the news of Sirius Black's betrayal, is determined…
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3.10 The Marauder's Map
It's Monday and it's time to relive childhood trauma with Podtrificus Totalus, the only Harry Potter read along podcast that spends several minutes talking about Pooh Bear hats! This chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is one big exposition dump! Harry chats with Lupin about the...
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3.9 Grim Defeat
It's Monday, which means a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, Cedric Diggory's favorite Harry Potter re-read podcast! Picking up after Sirius Black attempted to break into the Gryffindor common room, the students are moved into the Great Hall for the night, where Harry overhears an interesting...
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3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady
It's Monday and we're back at it again at Podtrificus Totalus, the only Harry Potter podcast that spends roughly half the runtime debating the pedagogical methods at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! This chapter takes Prisoner of Azkaban into Hogwarts and keeps Harry out of the…
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3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe
Another Monday, another episode of Podtrificus Totalus, the best Harry Potter podcast in the known galaxy! This week, we cover chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, which puzzles us with Shrinking Solutions and Boggarts. We face each of our worst fears to give you plenty of...
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3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves
of Azkaban, "Talons and Tea Leaves," in which Harry, Ron, and Hermione start their third year at Hogwarts. They begin new courses (some more than others), and Hermione must decide where she draws the line between magic and card tricks. We make a number of references to outside sources and popular...
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3.5 The Dementor
It's Monday -- you know us, you love us, it's time for Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done book by book, chapter by chapter. This week we cover chapter five of Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban, in which Harry encounters a clumsy metaphor for depression -- I mean, a new and...
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3.4 The Leaky Cauldron
It's Monday, and that's the day that the Wizarding World's favorite Harry Potter podcast releases. It's time for a brand new episode of Podtrificus Totalus! This week, we cover the fourth chapter in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, "The Leaky Cauldron!" This finds Harry with new freedoms...
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3.3 The Knight Bus
It's Monday, and you know what that means... a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast made for your listening pleasure! This week's episode covers chapter three of Prisoner of Azkaban, "The Knight Bus," which finds Harry on the run after blowing up his Aunt Marge. Harry…
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3.2 Aunt Marge's Big Mistake
It's Monday, and that means it's time for another episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. In this chapter, Harry continues to spend a painful summer with the Dursleys, with the notable inclusion of Vernon's sister Marge. Harry struggles to...
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3.1 Owl Post
It's Monday, and Podtrificus Totalus is back! This chapter begins our coverage of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the third book in the series. We begin by covering the release of Prisoner of Azkaban and the writing process behind it, then launch into the full chapter discussion. We…
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2.18 Dobby's Reward
It's Monday, which is the perfect day for Podtrificus Totalus to finish off Chamber of Secrets! This episode is a family affair, too; we are joined by Cassie's sister Becca as a guest and we answer an email from their other sibling, Den. In this chapter, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Gilderoy, and Fawkes...
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2.17 The Heir of Slytherin
It’s Monday and Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book, is here to tell you the good news about baby genius Ginny Weasley. This week sees Harry attempt to rescue Ginny from her fate in the Chamber. There, he encounters the memory ghost of Tom Riddle, who...
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2.16 The Chamber of Secrets
It’s Monday and the universe's favorite chapter by chapter Harry Potter podcast, Podtrificus Totalus, is talking giant snakes! In this week's chapter, things get bad at Hogwarts. Harry and Ron can't find an opportunity to sneak into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom and uncover the Chamber of Secrets.…
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2.15 Aragog
It’s Monday and Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, is back to talk about some current events and some giant spiders. In this week's chapter, Harry and Ron follow Hagrid's advice to follow the spiders. This brings them into the Forbidden Forest, where they…
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2.14 Cornelius Fudge
It's Monday and Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, is remaining true to their word to release episodes regularly! What a dream! What a treat for you! This week's chapter sees the trio falling complacent, reluctant to ask Hagrid any questions about his expulsion....
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2.13 The Very Secret Diary
It's Monday and that means a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, the universe's favorite Harry Potter podcast! In this week's chapter, Harry finds a mystery diary that belonged to a T.M. Riddle fifty years ago -- the same amount of time that has passed since the Chamber of Secrets was last…
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2.12 The Polyjuice Potion
It's Monday! There's a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus! We are a Harry Potter podcast that reads the books chapter by chapter! This chapter sees Hermione finally finish brewing the Polyjuice Potion, with relatively positive results. Harry and Ron, disguised as Goyle and Crabbe, infiltrate the...
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2.11 The Dueling Club
It's Monday and that means yet another episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. We continue our coverage of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with mounting rumors about Harry's connections to the attacks on students. Snape and Lockheart...
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2.10 The Rogue Bludger
This week on Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book, Cassie and Joe stay on topic for their Shakira podcast by discussing Quidditch, broken arms, and the Wagga Wagga Werewolf. Picking up from the previous chapter, Hermione cons Lockheart into signing a...
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2.9 The Writing on the Wall
This week on Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book, Cassie and Joe debate whether Squibs should be allowed to attend Hogwarts for chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, "The Writing on the Wall." Having just been discovered at the…
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2.8 The Deathday Party
This week's episode of Podtrificus Totalus covers the second Halloween that Harry spends at Hogwarts, and it's even spookier than the last! Nearly Headless Nick asks Harry and his friends to attend his Deathday Party, a celebration of the anniversary of his death. There, the kids get a glimpse…
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2.7 Mudbloods and Murmurs
This week on Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book, Cassie and Joe talk about racial allegory and The Voice for chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, "Mudbloods and Murmurs." Oliver Wood wakes Harry up early for Quidditch practice…
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2.6 Gilderoy Lockhart
We're coming at you a few hours later than usual with a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. In chapter six of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ron gets a Howler from Mrs. Weasley and must deal with his broken wand, Harry...
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2.5 The Whomping Willow
It's Monday, and this week we have a super exciting new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. In this episode, we are joined by our first guest: Zoë from the Tea & Strumpets podcast. We had an amazing chat with Zoë about her history with the...
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2.4 At Flourish and Blotts
It's Monday, which always brings a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book, by two people who know a medium amount about Harry Potter. In this chapter, Harry makes an unintended detour on his way to Diagon Alley, and he spots Draco and…
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2.3 The Burrow
It's Monday, and that means a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. We've finally reached the big one: with the help of Ron and his brothers, Harry visits the Burrow for the first time and spends time with (objectively) the best…
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2.2 Dobby's Warning
It's Monday, and that means a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. This episode continues our coverage of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. In the second chapter, we meet Dobby the House Elf, who reveals a dangerous plot at...
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2.1 The Worst Birthday
It's time to begin Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets this week on Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. On this episode, we cover the rather sparse first chapter of the second book in the series, in which Harry spends his birthday scrubbing…
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1.17 The Man with Two Faces
We're a little late on this one, but we're finishing off* Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone* on Podtrificus Totalus this week, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. On this episode, we talk about the Power of Love, which Harry uses to save the school (and the...
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1.16 Through the Trapdoor
It's Monday, and that means it's time for a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. Harry, Ron, and Hermione take their final exams, but Harry is bothered by his scar burning and warning him of approaching danger. They learn that…
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1.15 The Forbidden Forest
It's time to serve detention and explore the menacing Forbidden Forest on Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter read along podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. After foolishly forgetting the Invisibility Cloak, Harry and Hermione are caught in their dragon disappearing act by Filch....
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1.14 Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback
Cloaks and schemes and dragons, oh my! It's time for another episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. Quirrell seems to be resisting Snape's efforts to steal the stone, at least long enough for Harry, Ron, and Hermione to be distracted by a...
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1.13 Nicolas Flamel
Mysteries are solved and soundboards are abused this week on Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book, when Harry, Ron, and Hermione at last discover who Nicolas Flamel is and Cassie relives childhood fears. After giving a bullied Neville a Chocolate Frog...
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1.12 The Mirror of Erised
This week on Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book, Cassie and Joe get sad during chapter twelve of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "The Mirror of Erised." With the Christmas holidays upon Hogwarts, Harry and the Weasleys are left mostly alone...
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1.11 Quidditch
This week on Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book, Cassie and Joe get physical for chapter eleven of Harry Potter and the Philsopher's Stone, "Quidditch." A November chill has hit Hogwarts in this chapter, requiring Hagrid to, for some reason, defrost...
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1.10 Halloween
This week on Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book, Joe and Cassie get spooky for chapter ten of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "Halloween." Harry and company continue their magical educations in this chapter when they learn the levitation...
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1.09 The Midnight Duel
That's right — Podtrificus Totalus is back! After a long interlude, Cassie and Joe pick up once again to do a Harry Potter podcast, chapter by chapter, book by book. This week's episode covers chapter nine of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "The Midnight Duel." Harry's conflict with…
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1.08 The Potions Master
It's time for a slightly late (but no worse for the wear) episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. This week's episode covers chapter eight of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "The Potions Master." Harry and Ron begin their classes at...
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1.07 The Sorting Hat
We're back after a short break for a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book! This week's episode covers chapter seven of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "The Sorting Hat." Harry and his fellow first-years at last arrive at…
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1.06 The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters
It's Monday and that means we have a new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. This week's episode covers chapter six of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "The Journey from Platform Nine and Three-Quarters." Harry travels to King's...
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1.05 Diagon Alley
Podtrificus Totalus is here with a brand new, fashionably late episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. This week we cover chapter five of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "Diagon Alley." In this chapter we at last enter the magical...
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1.04 The Keeper of the Keys
Today we're Apparating in with the fourth episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. This week we tackle chapter four of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "The Keeper of the Keys." Hagrid arrives to rescue Harry from the evil Dursleys and...
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1.03 The Letters From No One
It's time for a brand new episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter podcast done chapter by chapter, book by book. This week we tackle chapter three of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "The Letters From No One." Harry receives a mysterious letter in the mail which his aunt and uncle...
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1.02 The Vanishing Glass
We're back with another episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter read along podcast! With introductions out of the way, we break right into the second chapter of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, "The Vanishing Glass." The chapter turns out to be a real bummer, but at least Harry…
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1.01 The Boy Who Lived
Welcome to the first episode of Podtrificus Totalus, a Harry Potter read along podcast! We begin the episode by introducing our hosts, Cassie and Joe, and discussing our intentions for the podcast — to read the Harry Potter series book by book, chapter by chapter, and share our love for the…
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Podtrificus Totalus was a Harry Potter read along podcast done one chapter at a time.
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