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Better late than never... hopefully! Technology pooped on our parade, but we are finally back to give you all the juicy details about our lives. So much has happened... a wedding and a funeral, like a million birthdays, a trip to Nola, a trip to Vegas, and a puppy filled river weekend. Don't miss out on our exciting updates. 

We thought one episode would be enough, but we clearly have more to say. We are back in the temple of trash TV to continue our conversation on SLOMW, Vanderpump Villa, and The Bachelorette. Wtf ABC?! 

This week, Sophia and Alicia confess their latest guilty pleasure: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. It's messy, it's addictive, and we can't get enough. Why is trash tv so irresistible?! Tune in to hear us unpack the chaos.

We are recording at Alicia's house this week and invoking the spirits of back doors of yore. The Ouija board makes an appearance and so does a friend from beyond! We did not expect it but think we caught an EVP during editing!!! Let us know if you hear it too.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

You asked, and we provided... ok, you didn't ask, but you're getting it anyway... Our fantastic group of 5 had a great time on the Utopia of the Seas. In this adventure update, we discuss everyone's favorite moment and part of the ship. Listen in to hear Alicia squirm... she didn't understand the assignment.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

It's our second Fact or Fiction episode. This time Sophia is spitting nuggets about the Winter Olympics while Alicia sits in the hot seat. Can Alicia separate the fool's gold from the authentic metal? From general Olympics knowledge to iconic events, this episode has it all. Hunker down and snuggle up and see how much you know about the winter Olympics.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

It's Galentine's Day, and we are celebrating our friendship by talking about our spirit animals. Why are the sea turtle and llama best friends? Sea turtle: I go with the flow. Llama: I spit the truth! And that's just the beginning. Grab your own glass of champagne, settle in, and learn about our favorite animals along with us.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

Some people visit Disney for the nostalgia. Some people visit Disney for the rides. Some people visit Disney for the bathrooms... and if you're that kind of person, you cannot pass up this episode. Grab a beverage, take a potty break, keep arms and legs inside the vehicle, and push play!   Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

It looks like we got busy again but trust me the next episode will be worth the wait! For now, here is an episode from our humble beginnings and one of our favorite health fads we tried out! We take a trip to the beautiful Gulf Shores to get our float on with a special guest, Jenny. We spend one hour in a sensory deprivation tank and live to tell the tale! Visual and auditory hallucinations? Aliens? Click play to hear about our experiences.   Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

Scott purchased the official Hot Ones Challenge Kit from season 28. We ate. We cried. We laughed. The pups barked, cried, and ran. James drank the milkshake. The audio is garbage, but do yourself a favor and take a shot every time Alicia says a part of her is sweating.  Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

It's the end of the year, and we're doling out resolutions! It's a great time to recap on the past and prepare for the future. We wish the merriest of holidays to all our adoring fans! Be you. Be merry. Be weird. See you on the flippety flip.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

It's a very special time of year, and we are speaking with a very special guest. Alicia's Maw Maw tells the tales of yore. If you love fruit and fire hazards, then you don't want to miss this episode!    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

It's almost Thanksgiving so we're serving up nuggets! Alicia spits nuggets of knowledge, but Sophia doesn't catch any. Listen in to see how many you can catch... you gotta do better than Sophia. You definitely can't do worse.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

Press play, sit back, and hold onto your panties because this week we give you our adventure update! From a double birthday, double feature celebration in Destin to a wine-less trunk or treat night, we've got stories to tell. Jurassic Party went off without a hitch... oh wait, there was a hitch.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

In this episode, we discuss what makes Halloween special to us. But more importantly, we find out who we would f*ck, marry, or murder. Listen in and let us know if you agree.    Songs : Halloween Trap by TuneTank and TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

We went to Scotland and... We. Did. Good.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

We're still in Scotland, but we've travelled to the beautiful Isle of Skye where whiskey abounds, sheep roam freely and spastically, the nip slips have covers, and you are surrounded by the most breathtaking landscapes. Don't miss this episode where Alicia explains the legend of the great Scottish Warrioress Cthulu and her battle with the Irish demigod Scapula.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

We're back from Scotland with stories to tell: dirty ubers (a.k.a dubers), food poisoning, coos, sausage rolls, shark toilets... and that's only the first 2 days of our 9 day adventure. New drinking game: Grab a dram and take a drink every team someone repeats the other. Gordon Biersch. Gordon Biersch. Gordon Biersch! 

We are back with more Annabelle updates, and Alan joins the discussion. We learn that sleep paralysis plagues us all. Have you seen the old hag? Has a loved one visited you after passing? Maybe as a turtle?    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

Tonight we have a special guest of honor, my little bro, Alan. We discuss the travails of Annabelle since our last encounter. Who does Matt Rife think he is: the czar of whores?!    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

We would like to apologize for the next 57 minutes. It was late. We had been drinking. Demons were involved.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

Can't get enough demons? Neither can we! This auditory poditory is filled with tales of demonic activity and the truths that lie beyond... or don't. Who knows? Listen and come to your own conclusions!

It's demon day! And we have some nuggets of knowledge coming your way. It's not exactly the theatrical spectacle of Amityville, but it is a phonical chronical. Don't let this auditory escapade escape your ear holes!   Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com 

From She She Pee Pee, nature's dippin' dots, the blue vagina, the full moon we saw a little too late, and the useless yet purposeful bandaid, we have stories to tell! Hear about our latest vacation adventures! It's not demons but don't fret. The demons are still to come.

This week we're bringing back an oldie but (somewhat) goodie. Unfortunately, our schedules did not allow for us to record and publish a new episode, but we think you'll love this blast from the past! While we're midnight hiking volcanoes and hiding from bears, you can comfortably sip bourbon and sit next to your leather bound books while listening to this episode.    We survived Jenny trying to burn the house down, Mardi Gras, and toxic plants so we are celebrating with a No Pants Party! Sophia is kicking alcohol to the curb... for 30 days at least. Oh, and someone finally witnessed Sophia's ears "spitting out" her ear buds.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

Annabelle is on tour and so are we! We make a pilgrimage to New Orleans to meet the infamous Annabelle doll. Is Annabelle a doll possessed by a demonic entity, a doll inhabited by a mischievous young girl, or simply a prop purchased from Toys R Us? You have questions. We have answers.... well, maybe we don't have answers, but we do have experiences to share. 

We are back and more professional than ever. Our guest star, Vanessa, hears our future plans. It's really all about her birthday... but will she say yes to our future plans? Is the object in the sky something unidentified? There is only one way to find out... Listen now!

Sophia and Alicia have spent countless (probably not countless, most likely countable) hours scouring the internet for the best half marathons. In this episode, they convene with their favorite Sole Sista, James, to discuss their halves. Where will the Sole Sistas run next? Listen in to find out! 

Aaaand we're back! Olde stories of yore of potatoes in pockets and juice of peekles: this is what your ears have been waiting for... Fill a glass of your favorite foreign wine and prepare for an auditory feast.  

Guess what?! We're back... finally! Your two favorite best friends discuss cats in outer space. We're 'feline' good and you will too when you listen to this episode. 

Another day. Another podcast. We learn that Alicia was right, again. We learn why we shouldn't be mouth breathers, and Sophia's ear spits out her earbud again. 

We're back for another episode. Sophia is still abstaining from alcohol, and Alicia catches Fallitis. We discuss famous friendships and catch up on recent events.

It's been a busy week and a half for not-Sophia and not-Alicia. Check out this episode to hear how skeet skeet skeet shooting went. Get an update on the puppy pawrade and learn about tasty white kittendale.    Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

We're back from Joshua Tree and we have stories to tell! Listen to all of the things Sophia didn't do, and meet Skelly, our new mascot. Remember, you have to push before I push!   Song : TROPICAL HOUSE by John sib From Pixabay.com

Why are Sophia and Alicia still best friends? Google doesn't know. Maybe it has something to do with: plants, beer, camping, running, restaurant with one skate, and Honkman! We created this podcast as our personal journal so tune in if you would like to hear about our adventures together.