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Police - British Bobbies off the Cuff

by Fluckers

Old Bill, new world thinking. Lively, irreverent and tongue in cheek debates and discussions about Policing, the good old days with anything else thrown into the mix!

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Episodes

  1. King Of The Cops!

    Its not my fault its been so long, blame the hair gelled one!

  2. Where is he then?

    A guest so covert, you wouldnt even know they were there.............oh, he wasnt there at all!

  3. From Uniform to Drugs and Guns

    Stories aplenty in part two of our chat with Andy.

  4. The Lost Episode!

    I’ve just found this missing episode, some Flucker forgot to publish it. I won’t say who but he uses hair gel.

  5. All about 'The Good Old Days'.

    Stories a plenty after a bottle of 10% Fluffiest Bunny from our wonderful sponsor Yupp! Our guest tells us about how it used to be. You'd better not assume it's all political correctness.

  6. More from the firearms trainer

    He's back, the specialist from PC to traffic to bikes to firearms to firearms training!

  7. The Firearms Trainer (retired)

    Welcome back to 2022 of the Fluckers! We're back with a bang! Really great guy with decades of experience and knowledge from the firearms arena. From operative to trainer.

  8. I've no idea what happened to those murderers M'Lud

    Part 2 of our chat over a beer with Andy. From mysteriously disappearing murderers to Notts Police and working with the best investigators.

  9. I only went to the army recruiting office as a bluff!

    How our illustrious guest found himself in the army without knowing he'd signed up and how his thirst for investigation led him to The Royal Military Police and to volunteer for everything......most unlike a cop!

  10. Smells a bit Fishy

    The greengrocer is back from his travels to talk about misogyny!

  11. To Hull and back Part 2

    More Yupp fuelled repartee with the Sign Man.

  12. To Hull and Back. An Audience with the Mysterious Sign Man

    He did well to survive being Humberto Bongo's Tutor. He almost let the cat out of the bag in true Fluckers style!

  13. Same one as before....Must have had too much Yupp!!

    On the road en route to visit the sign man

  14. Big Paw!

    A Fluckers Roadtrip to deepest darkest Hull.

  15. A sign from Bullshire

    Freedom of thought Policing..........whatever next!

  16. Phils 30 years in the job, but he wont tell you what he does now!

    We talk to Phil who retired from the job as an Inspector after 30 years service.

  17. I just couldn't stay away from the Middle East!

    Barny goes on to tell us about life after the Infantry and how he couldn't resist going back in country.

  18. Army life, its infantry for you son!

    We interview Darren and talk about his military and post military life and how he worked with different Police services around the world.

  19. The Greengrocer does not have The Clap!

    So, who actually deserves the clap and appreciation of the nation......................................

  20. Lets have one here son! Episode 2

    More from the old days and Johns life after the job.

  21. Lets have one here son! Episode 1.

    From 1967.....................32 years service, but didnt stop there!

  22. Football 'Mad'

    It was more than just a loss..................................

  23. Hes gone woke with thy knee

    wokeness........................

  24. Where are you going on holiday?

    A delicious Smorgasbord of current issues clinically dissected by our resident racontours, the Fluckers!

  25. It’s Not Worth It Part 2

    The eagerly awaited second thrilling instalment about whatever it was we were talking about last time.

  26. Is it worth it? Part 1

    More beer laden discussions ftom The Fluckers. We got so carried away that we had to split in two!

  27. Arrested again, but not in the Police!

    The greengrocer wont stop asking about the Navy, did we tell you, one of us used to be in the Navy..................sorry, we'll get back to the Police again.

  28. We're back you Fluckers

    Welcome back after what seems an eternity of silence from the British Bobbies 'Off the cuff' plodcasters! Enjoy. x

  29. Slap my arse fatty!

    Remembering Matt, good cop good sergeant and a slap on the backside!

  30. A Glock in the hand is worth 2 in the bush!

    This was a disaster recording....................................

  31. Dicks!!

    Nick, Dicks, Diversity and a bit of BLM!

  32. Spider monkey and a bit of a mix

    We're back..........again..............free beer and a bit of a mix

  33. Blue Lives Matter

    more ranting and raving on yet another road trip

  34. Whats todays excuse?

    Couple of questions answered and a bit more..........................as usual!

  35. Have it........!!

    A long overdue welcome back. Do we really need to say what this one is about?

  36. Part II On target with the police Sniper

    Matt tells us what the future has install for him

  37. On Target with the Police Sniper

    Having been medically retired from the Police, Matt finds a new way forward proving there is life after the Police

  38. Creepy Cummings!

    You cant make it up to shiseter banks!

  39. Enter the Trolley Gestapo!

    Was I the only Flucker seeing it coming?!!!

  40. The Tiger and The Queen

    Our take on the current news stories

  41. A Hot Weekend

    How we are all getting on with the Lock-down. Not a good time to be behaving like an idiot, but that doesn't seem to stop them!

  42. Emergency Powers, the thin end of the wedge?

    Damned if they do, damned if they don't. Should we always trust the decision makers ?

  43. Big Brother, is he watching us?

    Has the Covid 19 pandemic blurred the lines between protection and oppression and are the Police made pawns in this game?

  44. Conspiracy Theories

    I used to be paranoid, but now I really do think they're out to get me!

  45. A New Phase?

    How will the Great Unwashed 'help' to form our New World Order?!

  46. In The Sunshine, Live from Outside In The Yard

    Corona update and musing over current moral dilemmas

  47. Lockdown down t' yard

    Our first locked down Plodcast, live from down the yard

  48. You cant say that down the yard

    Lifting spirits, touch on diversity.again and a thank you too!

  49. Covid 19 or as Diane Abbott has..... Covid 27 and 5/4

    A veritable smorgasbord of current affairs and Fluckerleaks!

  50. Odour Snaf

    A veritable cornucopia of Flucker nonsense this time round!

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Old Bill, new world thinking. Lively, irreverent and tongue in cheek debates and discussions about Policing, the good old days with anything else thrown into the mix!

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Old Bill, new world thinking. Lively, irreverent and tongue in cheek debates and discussions about Policing, the good old days with anything else thrown into the mix!

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