POLITIKILL with John Jacobs

They turned the sprinklers on me. I talk about where suffering for humanity started and what the original sin was that began the never-ending transference of aggression. That and some other stuff, I don't know, I can't remember.

God created humanity just so he’d have an audience to worship him. I think I’m a very positive person and even if I think soon we’ll have Apple Collars (marketed as necklaces) which track all of our vitals and inject us with any number of substances at any given moment, I’m still very optimistic about all of our own personal futures. Just because the people at the top are trying to hold down the bottom 99% doesn’t mean we have to let it get us down. 

War, religion, Lindsay Clancy, and other things consuming our time and energy against our will. I don’t remember most of what I talked about but I enjoyed it. Thanks for all the nice comments last week I will continue to keep putting these out.

Just me this time, no camera man, no guest, feeling it out. Running material going through some concepts. It’s hard to care when there’s 14 new awful things every day, you have to ration out your empathy or you’ll just never do anything. RIP Dolly Parton.

Chris Heist might be the smartest person I’ve ever met. He looks like a crazy person and he lives in a shack next to some train tracks that he literally built by hand. I think he has some of the best political jokes I’ve ever heard. On this episode we talk about how good people don’t become CEO’s, how evil has been incentivized, how our current wars are creating future terrorists, and how surprisingly humans probably built the pyramids. In the words of Tim Dillon watching Chris Heist perform on Kill Tony “I could watch this guy for 10 hours straight.”

Super star lawyer extraordinaire Jasmine Burton joins me in front of the Capitol to talk about religion, cancer, women of color, AI, and how SHE believes that Hitler is in heaven. Her words, not mine. Hear her rationale for that wild take, and so much more in this episode of POLITIKILL.

It’s just me this episode. 40 minutes of new bits and ideas. I talk about Slacktivism and how to make a difference while not actually doing anything. The people in power know something that we don’t, which is why they’re so comfortable ending lives at an escalating rate all around the world. Suits should be illegal! You wouldn’t trust any of these psychos if they weren’t wearing ties.

Josie thought the Capitol was the White House. What a fool! Just kidding, we love her. we talk about her brain injury which caused her love of Philadelphia sports, and how everything on earth is technically natural because it was made with things from the earth. I also share how maybe the moon is a satellite that steals your soul if you "go towards the light." All that and much less, on this episode of POLITIKILL.

LIVE from the nation's Capitol in Washington, DCWinston Hodges joins me to talk about his time on Netflix, political shootings, why we go to war, how incompetent the government is, integrating AI into mental breakdowns, Trump derangement syndrome, long term effects of social media and the downfall of ego. Would Mitch Hedberg post Instagram reels? Who knows? Can you focus the energy you use on addictions towards a positive outlet? Maybe.

LIVE from the nation's Capitol in Washington, DC! Quantum entanglement, radical spiritualism, embodied activism, 5d war, the seduction of comfort, military bases used for trafficking, and maybe God is a chick? Talking with the incredibly talented comedian Toni Nagy about super chill topics like, is it actually harder to be the oppressor? And can you really control fertility with plants? Enjoy the episode this is just an interview, no monologue like the first one, still messing with the format. The next 2 episodes are also just interviews but when I get back to DC from Florida I will record another monologue. My energy is a little low because I was day drinking earlier and then it was really hot out at night so my Tourette’s was flaring up a little bit. Anyways, enjoy!

Recorded LIVE at the nation's Capitol in Washington, DC! For the first ever episode of the podcast I start by going through bits I'm working on then talk to "E" who happens to walk by me at 5am, then I sit down with my guest Abe Messing who is currently a "headline contributor" at The Onion. (They don't even call them "writers" anymore, good lord.)