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Polterguys
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Welcome to the Polterguys podcast!In a podcast of all things spooky, scary, sci-fi and mostly dumb, join the "Polterguys" themselves, Ross and Matty, as they break down the best (and worst) of horror and sci-fi movies and shows ranging from all parts of time and space.
Episodes
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Episode 91: The Little Vampire (2000)
Fair warning dearest PolterPals, this may be the most gruesome movie the guys have ever reviewed! From the depths of the internet comes a gore-filled vampire movie called "The Little Vampire". As the boys breakdown this twisted-tale, Matty tries to reveal more information about the whereabouts of...
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Episode 90: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
In this episode the guys review 2010's attempted remake of A Nightmare on Elm St. After finding out their recent episodes were lost in theVOID and running into some issues with their podcast machine, the boy realize it was just turned off, so they get back to it with a brand new Ep! Matty also...
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Episode 89: Viral
Hello PolterPals! Remember us?! Your favorite Polterguys?! We're back! After several (hundred) attempts at recording a new episode for you and sending them into THE VOID, and realizing The N E T W O R K HQ might be shut down out there in the real world, we finally got it uploaded ourselves! It's…
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Episode 88: The La Llorona Curse
Another week, another fun & normal Ep from your favorite Polterguys! This time, a movie played itself on the TV in The Black Lodge and it was The Curse of...errr...The La Llorona Curse! The apparent unknown entry into the Conjuring universe that released around the same time as that other one…
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Episode 87: Friday the 13th (2009)
Things are FINALLY back to normal...well, whatever normal means for Ross & Matty here in The Black Lodge. With the guys deciding to put the past (and future selves) behind them, they dive into a long awaited review this ep, the highly debated 2009 remake of beloved slasher franchise 'Friday the...
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Episode 86: The Gallows Act II
Things are COMPLETELY back to normal for Ross & Matty in The Black Lodge! No souls being possessed, no binge drinking, no 23&Me results, BUT, there was a new poll tossed up on the Twitter and YOU chose the movie once again! So this Ep, the guys gear up to review The Gallows 2, and certainly do…
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Episode 85: The Black Room
In this episode of Polterguys, Ross has been going a little too hard in a drinking binge of celebration, since last Ep, Ghosty rid his body of the demons that possessed him once again. Matty gets things back on track this time, just enough for the guys to chat about another horny tale this...
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Episode 84: Christine
With movies casually being selected (by THE N E T W O R K) now, this week, Ross & Matty make an attempt to talk about 1983's Stevey Ting classic, Christine! The guys also felt in the Christmas spirit and decide to share some tales of their own, of their favorite Winter adventure from their…
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Episode 83: FEARDOTCOM
Woah! Ross & Matty are back with a whacky one this week PolterPals™ After YOU PEOPLE angered THE N E T W O R K, they took away your right to vote and chose the movie for us this ep, just like old times. Speaking of old times, Ross' demons could very well be back to play after Matty decides to...
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Episode 82: The Grudge
After avoiding near catastrophe when yet another tie almost took place on the @PolterguysPOD Twitter poll, the guys sit down this Ep to review 2004's The Grudge, a movie you may remember enjoying, but you're probably dead wrong about that. Ross & Matty also get to the bottom of their friendship...
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Episode 81: Unfriended 2
We're back PolterPals! But honestly....it's sort of your fault we went anywhere in the first place...After the very first 3 WAY TIE in Polterguys Polls history, THE N E T W O R K took it out on us, by not only shapeshifting the Lodge and separating us for weeks, but then forcing us to watch the...
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Episode 80: The Fog (2005)
It's mail day in The Black Lodge and while Matty tries to read some *important* mail sent to him with his possible 23&Me results, Ross cuts him off so they can talk about this week's movie, the 2005 remake of The Fog. In one of the most redundant endings to any movie they've covered, you'll wanna...
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Episode 79: Chopping Mall
This week Ross & Matty decide to hangout at another hot teen party™ but this time at an 80's shopping mall! As Ross falls in love with Barbera Crampton, and Matty uses his knowledge of the human life to try and find a sensible plot, KILLER ROBOTS are on the loose in this mall! Ghostie also stops…
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Episode 78: House of 1000 Corpses
It's the early 2000's and the Firefly family has a cyborg hiding in their underground bone tunnel waiting to wield his mighty axe thing and miss everything while also a man named Dr. Satan just arrived from the Mad Max universe to do brain surgeries and the undergrounders are ready to collect…
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Episode 77: Goosebumps 2
You voted for it and we delivered! After talking about the first Goosebumps movie last week, for the first time the Polterguys deliver back to back movies as they review Goosebumps 2 this week! Slappy is back along with NONE of the characters we met last week! It's almost like this movie could've...
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Episode 76: Goosebumps (Movie)
After taking a week to attempt going on a strike against The Network, Ross & Matty decide their pleas for the TV remote to be returned to them are going unheard, and decide to review the highly requested (and voted for) Goosebumps movie! It's quite the vulgar dive into this slightly-for-children...
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Episode 75: PGTv
Woah PolterPals, it's a whacky one this week for Rick & Mort...err, Ross & Matty, as for the first time ever a REMOTE CONTROL for the TV appears in The Black Lodge, and of course, being in an ethereal dimension, allows the boys access to ALL the channels in the universe...It's PGTV for a 75th Ep...
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Episode 74: One Missed Call
By the power of The Black Lodge, and the grace of T H E N E T W O R K, your favorite Polterguys are back with a new ep! Voted in this week, a somewhat heavily-requested movie, in 2008's best movie about missing a call, "One Missed Call"! Join Ross & Matty as they find their way through this...
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Episode 73: Thir13en Ghosts
Episode 73 of the Polterguys Podcast packs a bunch of stuff into one thing, much like the movie the boys review this week, "Thirteen Ghosts", or, more properly known as "Thir Thirteen Een Ghosts". After a mysterious package from The N E T W O R K™ arrives in the The Black Lodge, Ross & Matty (and...
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Episode 72: Entity
In this episode, Ross & Matty uncover A LOT. After an attempted trip down memory lane by Ross leads Matty into some wild theories as to WHY and HOW they may be stuck in The Black Lodge, the boys may find the key to getting out, sooner, rather than later... In other news, they also talk dissect…
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Episode 71: Dead House
As voted by YOU, the loyal listeners, AKA the PolterPals™, this week Ross & Matty review relatively unknown horror flick "Dead House". It's a classic home invasion gone wrong story, where the dialogue is worse than anything that's actually going on, plus zombies! The guys also dig into the fact...
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Episode 70: The Other Side of the Door
After a week where Ross & Matty didn't completely hate the movie the they watched, T H E N E T W O R K decided to choose a movie on their own this week to hopefully bring them back down a bit. In this modern horror movie, a grieving mother decides to try and contact her dead son, and with only 1...
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Episode 69: The Blob (1988)
Grab your Meg's, it's a megtastic episode of Polterguys this week as Ross & Matty get gooey and dive into 1988's remake of "The Blob". Listen in, as they tell the story of Meg 1, Meg 2, Meg 3, and of course, Meg 4, as they and their town try to survive the man-eating Blob!!! With a special...
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Episode 68: The Silence
By the grace of T H E N E T W O R K Ross & Matty are back in action in The Black Lodge this week, and the PolterPals were allowed to vote for the episode once again. This week it's modern horror movie "The Silence", a spoopy tale of survival, as a Mom, Dad, Action Hero Uncle Glenn, Rapper Lil…
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Episode 67: Creature From the Black Lagoon (Ft. Matty's Brother)
It's a family affair this week on Polterguys, as the higher powers decide to bring Matty's very own human and/or alien BROTHER into The Black Lodge in a whacky turn of events. Luckily, he watched the same exact movie that Ross & Matty were forced to watch this week, the very classic horror movie,...
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Episode 66: The Sand
This week Ross & Matty take a trip to Silly Worm Beach™ to watch a movie about killer sand! It's teen drama like you've never heard before, atop an evil beach!!! Matty also takes a trip down human-memory lane to his party days, while Ross finally makes the business pitch of a lifetime. Ross' GC...
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Episode 65: The Green Inferno
And we're back! After being visited by a guest in the last episode, things got hectic for Ross & Matty for a couple weeks, but really Matty just spent a lot of time learning more about human culture. But now the boys are back with a fresh new ep to take a bite of, specifically if you're a…
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Episode 64: Slugs (ft. Safari Tris)
In an unprecedented turn of events, Ross & Matty are joined by A GUEST in The Black Lodge for the first time in MONTHS, and it's none other than their wildlife biologist-adventurer-friend, SAFARI TRIS! After catching up with Tris on all the WILD adventures he's been on since last seeing the...
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Episode 63: The Forest
This week Ross & Matty were voted into the spookiest of forests according to movies, THE Forest. Demons, twins, twine, cheezits and ghosts, make up this terrible take on the real-life "Aokigahara" AKA "Suicide Forest" in Japan. Count along with how many times "the forest" is said! @PolterguysPOD...
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Episode 62: The Haunting (1999)
After a surprising demonic return caused some chaos at the end of last week's Holiday Ep Spesh, Ross & Matty try to put it behind them and push forward for another episode this week...but there's a lot more in Matty's bowels that need pushing. Anyway, this week, the guys cover 1999's "The…
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Episode 61: Leprechaun Returns
The Polter-Pals™ voted yet again, and it's another luck-less week for Ross & Matty, as their plans to celebrate this year's St. Paddy's Day (demon-free) are halted by having to watch the brand new "Leprechaun Returns" instead. As they drudge through this mistake of a sequel, Ross seems to be a...
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Episode 60: The Titan
AND WE'RE BACK! After a 2 week hiatus, Matty found Ross tucked away in a dark corner of The Black Lodge definitely NOT crying over the recent passing of that Mars Rover or whatever, and helped him collect himself as they watched this week's movie, as CHOSEN again, by the PolterPals. It's quite...
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Episode 59: Stay Alive
Another week, another episode chosen by YOU the PolterPals™! With the Lodge Spirits firmly in control of the Twitter polls, "Stay Alive" was voted as this week's ep, oddly another "evil video game" film like last ep. Ross & Matty crack open some jars of Matty's BH Sauce™ and review this...
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Episode 58: Spy Kids 3: Game Over
It's GAME OVER this week for Ross & Matty as The Black Lodge reaches a torturous level never before felt. In a whacky turn of events, The Lodge spirits gained access to the @PolterguysPOD Twitter, allowing the first ever FAN VOTED episode, and with a little paranormal persuasion, the atrocious...
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Episode 57: Children of the Corn
This week Ross & Matty jump to 1984 for a corn-filled classic horror tale from their boy Stevey Ting. This is a story following Burt Silver and his gf Vicky as they enter a creepy town, where ugly corn children do everything they can, with corn in hand, to appease the evil-storm-Graboi-CGI-Corn...
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Episode 56: Demon House
Grab your skeptical spectacles this week folks, Ross & Matty are talking about a spooky DOCUMENTARY for the first time in The Black Lodge! Famed-ghost hunter Zak Bagans investigates the story of an extremely haunted home in Gary, IN, and if you're not a demon-freak™ like Matty, you may wanna...
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Episode 55: Slenderman
New year, same Polterguys! This week Ross & Matty celebrate the new year by talking about a big stinker from 2018, Slender Man. They dig into one of the internet's most popular and creepy(pasta) creations, and chat about why there's been so many failed attempts at bringing it to life. They also...
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Episode 54: Jack Frost
This week Ross & Matty keep up the Holiday spirit (thankfully not literally for Ross) and review the Wintery tale of 1997's "Jack Frost", not to be confused with that one Michael Keaton was in a year later... It's tons of chills and not so many thrills in this week's episode! Brought to you in…
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Episode 53: A Polterguys Christmas
Gather 'round boys n' ghouls it's time for a special Polterguys tale for the holidays! MERRY CHRISTMAS - Ross, Matty, The Network
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Episode 52: Thinner
This week it's a back-to-normal-ep-spesh as The Black Lodge conjure's up another horror classic(?), 1996's, Thinner. Written by friend of the pod Stevey Ting, Thinner, follows an obese man who gets cursed by a gypsy, where he becomes very skinny. It's a race against time as he tries to reverse…
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Episode 51: Thankskilling 3 (ft. Jordan Downey and Ryan Francis)
After last week's spectacular 50th-ep-spesh, a now demon-free Ross, and his alien-savior Matty set to re-adjust things back in the Lodge and enjoy another Holiday-ep-spesh for Thanksgiving. Joined by TWO surprise guests for the first time, they delve in to the very vulgar Thankskilling 3, with a...
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Episode 50: The 50th Episode Special!
Your favorite Polterguys have made it to 50 EPISODES! That's halfway to 100 for anyone not in the loop of things. This week Ross & Matty face possibly their greatest threat yet in any episode, as things don't go according to plan... Ross' demons finally get the best of him, and it's up to Matty…
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Episode 49: The Nun
As the Polterguys reach the final inches before hitting their illustrious 50th episode, Ross has strapped himself back into his chair for safety(?) and Matty's French skills are on full display this week. In this episode Ross & Matty CONJURE up (get it) 2018's worst movie about a Nun, The Nun.…
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Episode 48: Goosebumps
This week, the Polterguys celebrate the best Holiday to ever exist, Halloween! With the Black Lodge's powers at a high, given the special time of year, this free'd up Ross and Matty for another "Holiday Ep Spesh", to celebrate the only way they know how, watching something awful and spooky! This...
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Episode 47: Hellraiser
Excitement rushes throughout The Black Lodge this week as Polterguy Matty finally gets to talk about one of his favorite movies, Hellraiser. Meanwhile, Polterguy Ross seems to still be in a pickle as he has found himself strapped to a chair, and strapped with 1,000 souls within him. Be sure to...
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Episode 46: Terrifier (ft. Zach Abbott)
After a strange week last week, Ross & Matty attempt to get things back to normal (as much as they can be) in the charred remains of The Black Lodge. However, a sudden guest appearance of an old friend changes the plans! This week we chat modern clown-slasher "Terrifier", and it's probably our…
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Episode 45: Child's Play 3
Previously on Polterguys: In preparation to celebrate 1 full year of the pod, Matty once again angered the deities within Ross. The evil forces then caused the entire Black Lodge to cave in on the beloved Polterguys. Now, after making their way out of the rubble, they decided to watch Child's…
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Episode 44: The Twilight Zone
This week, The Black Lodge takes Ross & Matty to two very different time periods, to watch two versions of one of their favorite shows, The Twilight Zone! After waiting for the 44th ep, the Polterguys finally jump in to the 5th dimension and chat about two of some of the critically noted "worst"...
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Episode 43: House of Wax (ft. Ryan Harris)
Joined this week by friend-of-the-pod, and RC Cola lover, Ryan Harris, The Polterguys jump in to 2005's sort of remake, sort of stole the name, House of Wax. Wanna hear about Paris Hilton dying in a horror movie? We got it. Wanna hear about a dog with incredible "stand still" skills? We got that...
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Episode 42: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
The Polterguys kept the body-horror going this week, as they finally take on the heavily-requested, Human Centipede. Ross & Matty break down the anatomy of how a human centipede would (and wouldn't) work, and much like becoming a walrus in last week's "Tusk", they chat on how bad it would suck to...
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Welcome to the Polterguys podcast!In a podcast of all things spooky, scary, sci-fi and mostly dumb, join the "Polterguys" themselves, Ross and Matty, as they break down the best (and worst) of horror and sci-fi movies and shows ranging from all parts of time and space.
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