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PolyAmateur Hour
by The PolyAmateurs
It’s a polyamory podcast with jokes or songs. Or is it a comedy podcast where the hosts just happen to be romantic partners? Whether you’re poly, ENM, a swinger, or a monogamous person who wants to live vicariously, PolyAmateur Hour can offer questionable relationship advice, endless pop-culture rabbit holes, and sex tips that are actually practical jokes. Nichole, Laurel, and Daniel are a real life polycule (don’t stare!) but they aren’t a throuple — and they are here to teach you the difference. But this is a variety show — for people who love variety — and that means that every episode offers a different lineup of equally pointless segments. Drop us anonymous question at PolyAmateurHour.com Reach out to us directly at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @PolyAmateurHour
Episodes
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Inbred Prince Among Men
It's spooky season, decorative gourd season, and it's ALWAYS polyamory podcast season. On this episode: A Stubert slides in smooth for a very long-running sandwich metaphor on "DM Sliders," Next up, it's an "Ask the Amateurs" about feuding metas — the Threeagle are here to save your…
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Do You Even Wargasm, Bro? — With Billy Procida
The cutest and most dangerous polyamory podcast. On this episode: Frequently naked comedian Billy Procida joins the Threeagle for an equally naked "Is This Poly?" about Oliver Stone's "Savages" staring the world's largest mezuzah. But first! They ask "Monogamy RUOK?" when a Redditer bitches about...
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Forever Soup
It's the itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow, polka dot polyamory podcast. On this episode: No one asked for our opinions, but we've got so many to give. It's a "That Was Not a Question" about a fake influencer's fake polycule. Next up, an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to get your ex and your next...
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No Kings, No Kids
Beware our dastardly polyamory podcast! On this episode: The 'cule watches "Camp Miasma" and asks "Is This Poly?!" And if so, is it really "Camp OUR-asma"? Then, it's a "DM Sliders" about the joys and terrors — and golden PolyAmateur Hour classics — of New Relationship Energy. Can we come down...
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Dollyamory — With Mx. Dahlia Belle
The polyamory podcasts they are a-changing. On this episode: The inimitable Mx. Dahlia Belle returns! She sits her booty hole down to talk about the wonder and horror of mid-coital sheep noises on "Sex Bits." She sticks around to conjecture wildly and passionately about the late Dolly Parton's…
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Coming Into My Hotness and Meanness
Open wide, it's a polyamory podcast! Choo-choo! On this Episode: Once again, we must ask, "Monogamy RUOK?" So we interrogate a Playboy/incel article that can see no possible reason why women don't date exclusively hot soulless jocks. Bonus segment! We break out the Dating Industrial Complex inbox...
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Well-Used Italian Sausage — With Wynde Priddy
Funny, we don't look like a polyamory podcast. On this episode: The great Wynde Priddy, producer of The Greatest Generation, returns for her annual shenanigans. This time, she answers the call of the Stuberts for an "Ask the Amateurs" about coming out to conservative relatives via... memoir?…
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You Don't Deserve a Mermaid
But you, Stuberts, deserve a wet mermaid and a sloppy polyamory podcast. On this episode: It's a "DM Sliders" that invites Daniel out for super-chill hang-gliding sesh. Then a Stubert Kool-Aid Mans into the pod with a "Bone to Pick" about Murderbot's pronouns. (Spoiler: They are Murder/Bot.)…
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Strange New Friends — With Open Pike Night
It's a polyamory podcast, NOT a Star Trek podcast, except today, when it's a polyamorous Star Trek podcast recorded (mostly) from Las Vegas. Who even are we? On this episode: It's a marathon "Star Trek: Booty Roster," where our best podcasting buds Open Pike Night are forced to draft a polycule...
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An Infinity of Tits
How many polyamory podcasts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but not this one, we're too tired. On this episode: We got a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" in service of our free-use God, relaying all the hot Presbyterian news. Then it's an Ask the Amateurs about giving your...
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MultiAmateur Hour — With Multiamory
It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of course. Then the Threeagle and Big Multi go...
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AI Werewolf Sex Machine
On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per tradition. Then the Threeagle reaches in…
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Never Ride a Leopard Naked to Another Woman's Wedding
It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a budget when a Stubert inquires about...
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Final Jeopoly! — With Greg Shahade
We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of "Jeopoly!" Don't worry, everybody wins at...
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Pirates Share Booty — With Chill Polyamory
There's only one polyamory podcast that breaks every maritime law. On this episode: Genevieve of Chill Polyamory drops in and stays on brand — i.e. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all 'cule. First it's a "Practical Poly" for her poly-super-hero origin story. Then it's an "Is This Poly?!" for the...
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Urine Luck!
Yes, it's a polyamory podcast; it was just born with this mutation. Don't stare. On this episode: The 'cule (which autocorrects to cult!) opens up a "DM Sliders" to solve a long-standing underwear mystery. They visit Planet Burning Man on an "Is This Poly?!" for the Murderbot of your dreams, and...
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Renaissance Feral — With Tiny Girl Big Show
We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first! It's Nichole's first, and hopefully…
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Inside You There Are Two Chandler Bings
Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she effs things up in a "Poly Mindf**k." Then the...
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Hockey Smut Spectacular! — With Alex Alberto
It's the Wayne Gretzky of polyamory podcasts, going FULL CANADIAN. On this episode, author Alex Alberto hits the ice to talk about the War and Peace of hockey smut, Emily Rath's "Pucking Around," for the first-ever edition of "Open Puck Night." Because yeah, the boys from Open Pike Night are...
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Normalize Sexy Pickles
Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a "Pluribus" polycule on "Is This Poly?!"…
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I Have Nothing Straight to Say — With Rosei Quartz
It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Dating, and Banging Officers from Deep(er)...
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Realtor to the Sluts — With Lauren Goché
Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back into the fetid swamp of the Industrial…
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These Kneepads Aren't for Hockey — With Devin Devine
The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and…
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Switch Beds...NOW!
If we keep saying "polyamory podcast" at the beginning of these descriptions, someday the robot overlords will believe it. But then we'll reveal our true demonic nature. On this episode: You know the answer beforehand when we ask "Monogamy RUOK?" of a bride who drafts the gen pop into her…
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Who Is the Orangutan in This Analogy? — With Steady Polyamory
What did the Prophets of of Bajor say to the polyamory podcast? "Your PAH is strong." On this episode, Heidi Savell, she of Steady Polyamory, joins the 'cule for to the most practical of all "Practical Poly" segments. But... psychotherapy? On POLYAMATEUR HOUR? Don't worry. It's not a 50 minute...
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Oops We Killed Feminism
2 parts polyamory, 1 part podcast and a dash of bitter(ness). On this episode: The polycule has strong opinions about everyone else's strong opinions about Lindy West's new book, which no one has read, on "That Wasn't a Question." They honor their elder gay Condor throuples on "Animal Magnetism."...
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Katharine Hepburn: Inventor of the Taint
You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has a "Poly Mindfuck" about her not realizing...
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Fingering Awareness Month — With Ify Nwadiwe
It's the only truly fistable polyamory podcast. You're welcome. On this episode: Dropout TV star Ify Nwadiwe phones in from London to out-chaos-muppet the chaos muppets. First! The 'cule baptizes him in the fetid waters of a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that starts with... a pledge of allegiance?…
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The Manosphere, for Girls!
If a polyamory podcast airs in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it... that would be weird because the forest is where all the witchy poly people hang out. On this episode: The polycule declares a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" for a surprisingly progressive make-believe…
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These Underwear Are Dead to Me
It's the top polyamory podcast among dirty little freaks. On this episode: The 'cule dials our friend/Stubert/novelty-sock-supplier in Brighton, UK, for a "My Own Poly Idaho" by the sea. Then, witness the rare "Bone to Pick" a la Daniel, telling the sad, sad story of men who blame men for the…
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Is It OK if My Emmys Watch? — With Rachelle Cochran
The only polyamory podcast to win the elusive Reverse EGOT (banned from all major award ceremonies). On this episode: MONOGAMOUS comic Rachelle Cochran drops by in good faith, only to be subjected to an invasive round of "Compersion Therapy" — our new segment where the 'cule tries to turn monogs...
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The Opposite of a Bad Man Is a Good Pie
Oh... my... god, Becky, look at their polyamory podcast. On this episode: get your mail slots lubed for a "DM Sliders," where the polycule receives a great big package. Sure there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," but that's just when they ask you for stuff. The real attractions? A "Poly In Public:...
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Save the Slutty Whales — With Evita Sawyers
Taste the salted caramel polyamory and chocolate comedy ganache on our luscious podcast flan. On this episode: Educator and relationship coach Evita Sawyers, a.k.a. Lavitaloca, drops in for a "Practical Poly" on the nature of compersion. Spoiler: You can cultivate it, dummy. She sticks around for…
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Congratulations! You Won a Dingus Loser.
Excuse us, but it looks as though you dropped your polyamory podcast. Allow us to bend over and retrieve it. *Receives goosing.* On this episode: It's Segment Inception! An "Ask the Amateurs" about cowgirling contains a "Normie Corner" about cowgirling, which contains a "Monogamy RUOK" about...
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Everyone Is Jealous of My Dog — With Ryan Cassata
Some say it's risky to listen to our polyamory podcast because you might contract a case of weird takes. On this episode: musician and activist Ryan Cassata shreds hard into the studio — dishing on the L.A. scene on "My Own Poly Idaho," playing TWO original songs, and asking "Is This Poly?!" of...
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I Would Hurt You but I'm Sleepy
You don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "polycule" in Star Trek. Don't worry, they...
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I Definitely Don't Have a Secret Burner Phone — With Ashley Ray
But have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She sticks around to ask "Is This Poly?!" of the...
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Hot Girl Haunted Mansion Summer
It's a polyamory podcast about as much as the United States is a democracy. On this episode: The 'cule pioneers a new segment for all of their opinions that no one has solicited: "That Was Not a Question." They serve up a "DM Sliders" for their inbox's X files and end up lost in the wilderness of...
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His and Hers Cuck Chairs
Any cool points they get from being polyamorous are squandered by their having a podcast about it. On this episode: Daniel and Laurel roll out a new segment called "Sex Bits." Though come on — they've been doing this one for ages. Nichole shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about a visit to the Cancer…
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Dick Touch Time Travel — With Rossy
It's the polyamory-podcast chicken that hatched from the egg which she herself laid. Then we deep fry that chicken in a light batter. We call it a tempura paradox. Ahem. On this episode: Star of gay Scottish castle porn Rossy drops in to DIY a new segment called "Come on Our Show." The pod…
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Tabletop Games Are No Longer a Hard Limit
It's a polyamory schmear on a podcast bagel, with lox and capers. On this episode: the Monogamy Subreddit freaks out about celebrity crushes, and the 'cule crushes even harder, on "Monogamy RUOK." A Stubert asks why poly folks need so many labels, provoking Daniel to misquote Tolstoy (again!) on...
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Tennis Is Cheating — With Leanne Yau a.k.a. Poly Philia
What's better than a polyamory podcast? 69 installments of a polyamory podcast. On this very oral episode: Leanne Yau of @polyphiliablog crosses the pond for a "Practical Poly" about therapy, degradation kink, and the Zendayagram between. She sticks around for "Is This Poly?!" serving hot takes…
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Houston Booty Buffet — With Estevan the God
It's the polyamory podcast with hot singles. In the musical sense. On this episode: Houston's best and gayest rapper, Estevan the God, drops in to talk classic H-Town hip hop in a chopped and screwed edition of "Is This Poly?!" He sticks around to establish an all-new segment (based on ancient...
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The Temu Bette Midler — With Poly!
It's not the polyamory podcast you ordered — but it's the polyamory podcast you deserve. On this episode: Adult content creator and sex worker Poly! offers to do us, and our taxes, in an all-nude edition of "Practical Poly." (How would you know? It's audio!) But first! The 'cule responds to the...
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Relationship Oligarchy — With Mack Lee
It's the only polyamory podcast that will confront the truth of Teddy Ruxpin's problematic turn to the right. On this episode: Comedian and rival variety show host Mack Lee drops in for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" featuring your surrogate swinger grandparents. But first! The 'cule try to get their...
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In This House... Every Wall Is a Glory Wall — With Remodeled Love
If you're close enough to be reading this, you're polyamorous — and you're on our podcast. On this episode: Jessica Daylover of Remodeled Love drops in for a "Practical Poly" that puts the Ohhhh in the Big Four Oh. She goes for another round, so to speak, in a synth-rich, 80s themed "Is This...
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Those Unnerving Moon-Faced People — With Alex Alberto
That unnerving moon-faced polyamory podcast that you never knew you needed — and that you probably didn't. On this episode: Author Alex Alberto returns for a extra-literary "Is This Poly?!" — with Sally Rooney's Intermezzo in for questioning. But first! Nichole shares a "Poly Mindf**k" with the...
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Get in the Boat, Loser, I'm Jennifer Coolidge! — With Joe John Sanchez III
The #1 polyamory podcast (by a metrics of puns per minute, inscrutable references, and loud pants). On this episode: Occasionally all-nude comic Joe John Sanchez III returns for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that takes place mainly on a murder boat. But first! The 'cule extends an "Invitation to…
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Sexy Vulcan Jesus
OMG, everyone is polyamorous and everybody has a podcast. Sorry. On this episode: Our inaugural "Beef Up the Beef" segment produces a banger (and mash). Whatcha think about that, huh, Multiamory? Nichole puts the "poly" in "polycystic" on a special ER-themed "Crazy Sexy Poly." And the 'cule asks...
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Let Us Eat Your Éclair Filling — With Joe John Sanchez III
It's a turd! It's a brain! It's a polyamory podcast! Sort of! On this episode: Comedian Joe John Sanchez III — one of the few superior sequels — drops in to ask and answer, "Monogamy RUOK?" But first, the 'cule acts all smart and sh*t after a night at the theater, discussing Noël Coward's "Design...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
It’s a polyamory podcast with jokes or songs. Or is it a comedy podcast where the hosts just happen to be romantic partners? Whether you’re poly, ENM, a swinger, or a monogamous person who wants to live vicariously, PolyAmateur Hour can offer questionable relationship advice, endless pop-culture rabbit holes, and sex tips that are actually practical jokes. Nichole, Laurel, and Daniel are a real life polycule (don’t stare!) but they aren’t a throuple — and they are here to teach you the difference. But this is a variety show — for people who love variety — and that means that every episode offers a different lineup of equally pointless segments.
Drop us anonymous question at PolyAmateurHour.com Reach out to us directly at [email protected] Follow us on Instagram @PolyAmateurHour
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It’s a polyamory podcast with jokes or songs. Or is it a comedy podcast where the hosts just happen to be romantic partners? Whether you’re poly, ENM, a swinger, or a monogamous person who wants to live vicariously, PolyAmateur Hour can offer questionable relationship advice, endless pop-culture...
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