Poo Finger Podcast

IT IS TIME! We have made it to 100 episodes of the Poo Finger Podcast! Nobody thought it was possible but f**k them naysayers! Join the guys in the garage as they use science to find out what the Greatest Poo Finger Podcast Episode Of All Time is, the guys go battle royale style for the ultimate victory on the Poo Finger Shiteboard Leaderboard, and the final Wheel Of Kontent of the season is here, where all the tiles are filled with Poo Finger Kontent! Thank you to all of you that have listened and enjoyed Season 2 of the Poo Finger Podcast, we appreciate all of the love and support! Time for a break methinks! X

The guys have assembled along with a special guest host to celebrate 50 episodes of the Poo Finger Podcast! Each host has picked their own segment for this episode and there's even a bonus Wheel of Kontent to finish! Thank you to everyone who has supported us this far, we hope you've enjoyed listening as much as we have enjoyed making them! X Follow us on all the shit! @poofingerpod Email us on this shit: [email protected]

This week the guys in the garage are talking retro video games! They cover all the classics they grew up with pre-PlayStation, they have their Top 3 retro games, guess the year some classics were originally released over in Wayne's Nub Hub aswell as spinning the Wheel of Kontent! So sit your pixelated ass cheeks down and prepare to be entertained! And don't forget to follow us on all them social tingz and that to stay updated on all things Poo Finger! X

This week the guys in the garage are talking about British TV Comedy! Join in the fun as Mr. Neal presents his Q+Anus, the guys share their Top 3 favourite British comedies aswell as revealing the new and improved Wheel of Kontent! Follow us on all the socials @poofingerpod or throw an email our way at [email protected]! And don't forget to check out cooper.creationsuk over on Instagram for your very own custom artworks provided by our very own in house artist Wayne! X

This week the guys have based the show around a suggestion from a longtime listener! Our good friend Doc (host of the Hoof Hearted podcast in the US of A) suggested the guys base this week's theme on Buddy Cop movies! We're not going to lie, we honestly didn't think we had much to say about this topic but once we got going we couldn't stop! The guys discuss the greatest buddy cop movies ever made, see which of the highest grossing buddy cop movies can fight their way to the top of Mt Olympoos and there's also quite possibly the tensest edition of Kemp's Korner we've ever seen! Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that good stuff, and send us your suggestions for future episodes! Check out Doc and Mex's podcast Hoof Hearted, available all over the place! X

This week Mr Neal is AWOL! So we had to call in the reinforcements: Phil Cooper! And he brings with him the theme of Fictional Badasses! So join Wayne, Kemp and Phil as they see which fictional badasses can reach the top of Mt. Olympoos, Wayne and Kemp go head to head in Philly Willy's Funtime Show with some grim forfeits, Kemp brings another football league thing to Kemp's Korner and there's also a bonus Nub Hub! Follow us on all the socials @poofingerpod or shoot us an email at [email protected]!

This week the guys head back to the 80's for this week's theme and discuss all the important stuff: what was the greatest movie of the decade that isn't Commando or Star Wars? Why are the Pet Shop Boys so horrifically bad they make Wayne want to slowly insert sharp pencils into his ear drums? How was Kempin created? All of these questions will be answered in this week's Poo Finger Podcast! Follow us on all the things: @poofingerpod or email us on the email thing: [email protected]

Mr. Neal is back from his multiversal adventures! (For now!) And this week, because Wayne and Kempin have finally turned to the darkside and bought the latest of Sony's console offerings the guys have decided to pit the mighty Microsoft powerhouse that is the Xbox against the best selling Sony sex machine that is the PlayStation! They see which of the top 5 games can make it to the top of Mt Olympoos, Kemp (Xbox) and Mr. Neal (PlayStation) battle it out in Wayne's Nub Hub, and the guys (mainly Wayne) go on a massive rant about their opinions on owning the latest big boy's toy and how it differs from their beloved box of sex! Don't forget to like, subscribe, share and whatever else you beautiful people do on social media to spread the word of the Poo Finger Podcast! @poofingerpod (twitter, TikTok, Instagram, Threads, etc) [email protected] (emails!) Also, send in your own segment jingles and if they make us laugh they might be included in the show! X

Well, we lost him again! He was only here last week and now we seem to have misplaced Mr. Neal again! Bugger! So instead of our usual trio of man-children we are reduced once again to a duo of dipshits! But have no fear, as Wayne and Kemp are here to battle it out with the Ultimate face off: Marvel Vs DC! They find out what the best worst grossing MCU and DCEU movies can reach the top of Mt Olympoos, they also discuss their Top 3 all time favourite Marvel/DC movies with a twist, as well as return to Wayne and Kemp's Korner Nub Hub for a showdown of epic proportions! So put your underwear over your trousers, tie a big bath towel round your neck and puff your chest out ready for a super episode of the Poo Finger Podcast! Don't forget to follow us on all the socials @poofingerpod (we are also now on Threads!) or drop us an email at [email protected]! (Which is also where you can send in your own Kemp's Korner and Nub Hub jingles!) X

This week the guys get Mythical by discussing all things mythical creatures! They talk about their Top 3 favourite land, sea and air creatures, play a quizzy over in the Nub Hub, and answer random shite from the Wheel of Kontent! Don't forget to check out our socials @poofingerpod or drop us an email at [email protected]! X

This week Mr Neal is nowhere to be found! That means Kemp and Wayne take the reigns for some tag team shenanigans! You can expect all the usual banter, minus our sexy teddy bear! No theme this week, just 2 dudes chatting waffle and a special amalgamation of segments has been created: Kemp and Wayne's Korner Nub Hub! Enjoy! X

This week the Poo Finger boys set sail on the ocean blue and talk all things sea related! They discuss the greatest and worst ocean creatures of all time, play some sea inspired games over in Kemp's Kreature Korner, as well as some random shenanigans from the Wheel of Kontent! So strap on your sea legs land lubbers! And prepare your anuses for a voyage on HMS PFP! X Follow us on the socials to stay up to date on all things Poo Finger related! @poofingerpod Or drop us an email at [email protected]

This week the guys are going back to their childhoods and taking more than a few trips down memory lane! They discuss the greatest children's movies ever made, as well as competing in not just Wayne's Nub Hub but also Kemp's Korner! Also there is the much anticipated return of Read it on Reddit, with stories based on embarrassing childhood stories (of course there's at least one poo story in there!) So sit back, relax, think back to when you were a nipper and enjoy the nostalgia! Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that good stuff! You can find us on Instagram, Twitter, etc @poofingerpod or you can drop us an email at [email protected]! X

This week the boys travel back to the decade that was the 1990's! They discuss the greatest year of the decade in the GOAT, share their Top 3 bands of the decade (spoiler alert: one of them picks Hanson!) and Wayne and Kemp battle it out to get something erased from everybody's memories in DJ Neal's Decks of Despair (working title), ooooh and this week there's a bit of a twist to DJ Neal's segment! So dig out your bucket hats, Parker jackets, and rose tinted glasses and settle in for more shenanigans from them Poo Finger lads! CAUTION: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS EXTREME AMOUNTS OF NOSTALGIA! Like and subscribe and follow us all over the place! @poofingerpod on all the socials, [email protected] for emails and why not head over to our subreddit r/poofinger! X

The boys are back to normal after their crazy Star Wars Special Series and this week they are discussing cartoons! They have the return of the GOAT, Mount OlymPoos and not one, but two quizzes! So sit back and unwind with the boys as they take a few trips down memory lane and get back to their usual shenanigans! Don't forget to like and subscribe and spread the word of the Poo Finger Podcast! You can find us on all the socials @poofingerpod or drop us an email at [email protected], we'd love to hear from you beautiful people! X

The time has come! The finale of our Star Wars Special Series is here! (Fun fact: today in history (26/5/77) the original Star Wars first hit theatres and changed the world!) After a long month of celebrating all things Star Wars, the guys discuss another Star Wars related Top 3, and play some Star Wars themed quizzes in Wayne's Nyub Nub Hub AND Kemp's Korner as well as the usual tangents they tend to go off on along the way! So strap on and enjoy the last ride through the galaxy far far away! X Don't forget to like and subscribe for all the good stuff, and if you liked the artwork made for this series then check out @cooper.creationsuk over on Instagram to get your hands on your own personalised artwork!

Star Wars month continues! This week the boys discuss their Top 3 favourite vehicles, they see which Star Wars heroes can make it to the summit of Mount Poomate and play along at home with a special Star Wars Kemp's Korner AND a quiz from Wayne's Nyub Nub Hub! Don't forget to like and subscribe so you don't miss out on the latest episodes and get in touch via Gmail at [email protected] or on any of the socials @poofingerpod! X

The boys are back with the second episode of their 4 part Star Wars Special Series and this time they bring with them a Star Wars themed Top 3, Grand Moff Neal's Airlock of Abolishment (working title) and more content from the Wheel of Kontent! So jump into Hyperspace with the guys and carry on celebrating all things Star Wars! Follow us on all the socials @poofingerpod or email us at [email protected]! X

Happy Star Wars day! To celebrate the greatest IP of all time the Poo Finger Podcast boys have not one, but 4 whole special episodes for you dedicated to the galaxy far, far away, starting today! The boys share a deep nerdy love for this franchise, so much so that they could probably make a whole separate show based on it! The guys have all their usual shenanigans but with an added Star Wars twist so stick around for the month of May to get your Poo Finger Star Wars fix! Don't forget to like and subscribe to keep up to date! X

This week the boys have another treat for you straight from the Poo Finger Vault! Today's episode contains the very first recording of one of our favourite segments: Mount OlymPoos! Regular listeners will know that Mount OlymPoos normally only features 5 contenders but this trial run contained 19! As you can imagine it went on for a while! So feast your ears on this special episode as the boys run through all of the Marvel television shows starting from Agents of SHIELD, all the way through to She-Hulk! Don't forget to like and subscribe especially as you won't want to miss next week as it will be the start of Star Wars month at the PFP! Don't miss out! X

Wayne has been trudging through the archives of the Poo Finger Podcast this week and found a treasure trove of nuggets that haven't seen the light of day. Until now! In this week's Best of the Rest we have Wayne's review of The Batman, did he like it? Everybody knows his hatred for DC runs deep! There is also the first of many previously unreleased Top 5 segments that we have recorded, this week: Top 5 swear words! Enjoy! Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that good stuff! X

This week the boys start off by celebrating over a thousand plays of the Poo Finger Podcast! Thanks to everybody that has listened so far, next stop 10 thousand! This week the boys discuss comic book supervillains. They find out which villain with the highest kill count can make it to the top of Mount OlymPoos, they discuss their favourite Top 3 comic book villains from Marvel, DC, and other publishers. There's also a special quizzie from Kemp's Korner aswell as the Wheel of Kriminal Kontent! So get stuck in to some tasty villainous talk and don't forget to like, subscribe and share away to further spread the word of the Poo Finger Podcast! Every like and share helps us reach more potential Fingerers and keeps us doing what we are doing! Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, etc @poofingerpod or drop us an email, we'd love to hear from you: [email protected] x

This week the show's them has been picked by superfan Philly Willy Cooper and that theme is: superheroes! The guys are nerding out hard this week as they discuss all things comic book hero related such as which best selling comic book title can reach the top of Mount OlymPoos? They have a Top 3 with a twist, a special superhero themed Kemp's Korner and much more! Don't forget to follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, etc @poofingerpod or send us an email to [email protected] for a chance to have it read out on the show! X

This week the boys are talking videogames! They see which bestselling videogame franchise can beat their way to the top of Mount Olympoos, play some silly games over in Kemp's Korner and spin the Wheel of Kontent to discuss random topics and answer more random questions on one of their favourite subjects! GAMES!

Unfortunately neither Phillipousis or Mr. Neal showed up this week, so it's all on Kemp and Wayne! They discuss their Top 3 favourite pizza toppings, they find out which pre-MCU Spiderman movie can reach the top of Mount OlymPoos, and reveal the Wheel of Kontent! Don't forget to like, subscribe, share, inject, smoke, and insert the Poo Finger Podcast into your anus! Every little helps! Also follow cooper.creationsuk on Instagram and DM Wayne for all your artwork needs!

After last week's mass firing, Kempin has been re-hired and Philly Willy is back in Mister Neal's spot! Come and join them and Wayne on a fantastical adventure to the top of Mount OlymPoo's, hear their Top 3 music makers of all time, Wayne and Kemp have some fun in Philly Willy's Funtime Show, and much more! Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that jazz, spread the word of the Poo Finger Podcast!

This week the guys have gone for a food theme! Who doesn't love eating?! They discuss their top 3 go to takeaway meals, there's a special Kemp's Krunch Korner, Wayne and Kemp battle to see what food related thing Chef Neal will throw into his Oven of Obliteration (working title) and we also have the return of Unpopular Opinions! Bon Appetit! X

This week the guys sit down to talk bollocks about sci-fi! Well, most sci-fi. With the exclusion of a certain franchise created by George Lucas that would have dominated this episode had we not prohibited the inclusion of it! We have the greatest robot/cyborg of all time, we have a quiz from Kemp's Korner and also the guys decide what should be thrown into Director Neal's Dark Nebula of Dystopia and much more! X

ITS THE HOOF HEARTED CROSSOVER EPISODE: POO FARTED! In this week's very special episode the guys connect with Doc and Mex, hosts of the Hoof Hearted podcast over in the US of A! They join in picking their greatest alien movies of all time, play a special game in Wayne's Nub Hub, they answer your questions from Kemp's Ballbag and much much more! Special thanks to the Hoof Hearted boys for making the time to join us for this episode, and if you like the sound of their sexy Californian voices then check them out over on Spotify. Just search for Hoof Hearted and don't forget to follow them on all their socials! X

This week the guys have a very special Valentine's Day edition of the Poo Finger Podcast! Join in the love making as the boys discuss the greatest Romcom of all time, Wayne and Kemp decide what love themed bullshit to banish in Cupid Neal's Losers in Love (working title), and much much more! X

This week Kempin has picked an animal theme for the boys, and it didn't disappoint! They figure out who the greatest animal character of all time is, as well as Kemp and Lee playing an animal penis themed edition of Wayne's Nub Hub! There's also all the usual shenanigans with stories from Reddit, and the guys answer your questions directly from Kemp's Ballbag! X

Mister Neal has returned! And with him he brings his Obelisk of Obsoleteness (working title)! This time it's an anything goes free for all! The guys also discuss the greatest Guilty Pleasure musical acts of all time, we have the return of Kemp's Korner, aswell as all the usual madness! Send us your feedback to [email protected] aswell as any suggestions, stories, letters, questions, or anything else that's on your mind! X

This week there is no Mr Neal! But don't worry, we have our very first guest host in the form of none other than Wayne's inferior brother Phil! They discuss the greatest online multiplayer games ever made, we have a quiz hosted by our guest called: Silly Philly Willy's Funtime Show, the return of Unpopular Opinions and much more! Don't forget to like and subscribe for more shenanigans! X

This week the guys discuss the greatest cereal to ever exist, Kemp reads some letters from his Ballbag, Mister Neal the Butcher decides what Marvel related grievances get the chop in his Charcuterie of Chance, and Kempin and Lee have a duel with their penises in Wayne's Nub Hub! As well as all the other usual bollocks you all love! X

This week the guys discuss the greatest munchie snack that they reach for in their hour of need, they banish another item into Rev. Neal's Sanctum of Silence, as well as read out more letters sent in by the public to Kemp's Ballbag! Apologies for the sound this week by the way, we had a few gremlins in the equipment this week so we sound like we are recording in a shipping container! X

This week the guys discuss the greatest stuff of all time, we see what aspect of music gets thrown into Mr Lee's Void of Mystery, and we have more letters from Kempins ballbag and much much more! X

HAPPY POO YEAR EVERYBODY! It's the end of 2022! Good riddance! What a shitty year it's been, but guess what?! One good thing to come out of 2022 was the Poo Finger Podcast! So join us in the festivities as we celebrate the poo year by voting for our favourite game that we've played this year, we see what traditions Wayne and Kempin want to send into Dr Neal's Banishing Act (working title), there's been more letters sent to Kemp's Ballbag and much much more!

Gather round and get comfortable for here in this specia bonusl episode of the Poo Finger Podcast the guys huddle up and tell the tale of the origins behind the name Poo Finger! Taken from the first ever recording of the Poo Finger Podcast, this tale had been cut from the original edit, but here it is in all its glory!

Here it is! The Poo Finger Podcast Christmas Spectacular! This week the boys get all festive by talking about their love for the ultimate Xmas movie Die Hard, Wayne's Nub Hub is a Die Hard trivia extravaganza, and not just that, we have all the usual shenanigans you've come to expect: Read it on Reddit; Unpopular Opinions; GOAT; and much more! (Also, stick around until the end for a very festive surprise!) Enjoy folks and have a very merry Christmas! Much love from us all at the Poo Finger Podcast! See you in 2023! X

This week the guys discuss the worst game they've played this year, we have more Read it on Reddits, and we introduce a new segment: Mr. Neal's Unhappy Place (Working title)! Where Wayne and Kempin think of something they hate that Mr. Neal will choose whose to eradicate from existence! Enjoy! X

This week there is no Mister Neal!!! So instead Wayne and Kempin discuss the greatest crisps of all time, Kemp reads letters from his ballbag and the boys change out Kemp's Korner for Wayne's Nub Hub! Enjoy! X

This week the boys have more Read it on Reddits, Kemp's Korner and another Ask a Yank!

This week we have more Ask a Yank, Read it on Reddit and the boys discuss the biggest c**t on television! Oh, and Kempin still doesn't have his voice back! X

This week the boys discuss their favourite videogames that were critically panned, Kempin confuses Wayne in Kemp's Korner, and we ask a couple of American dudes questions about their country! X

This week we discuss discontinued chocolate bars, we have a football (soccer!) inspired quiz from Kemp's Korner, and stay tuned to find out if Wayne can keep his shit together long enough to read out some funny poop stories! Enjoy! X

This week we have the most uncomfortable Would You Rather in existence, Mister Neal offends us with a statement about bacon, and Wayne loses his shit while talking about shit! Enjoy! X

In this spooky Halloween special it's just Wayne and Kempin discussing topics sent in by an absent Mr. Neal! We talk about our own supernatural experiences aswell as decide who the greatest horror movie villain of all time is!

This week the guys in the garage discuss near death experiences and whether there is a flavour of Coke that's better than the original!

This week we have more Have You Evers?, as well as deciding the greatest 80's action movie ever made (which is no contest really!), Kemp's Korner (where we decide the ultimate potato dish!) and the boys keep on waffling nonsense!

Another installment of 3 men in a garage talking utter bollocks! Don't forget to subscribe wherever you subscribe! X