Portmansheau
by Portmansheau
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
Episodes
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720: Let Me Make You Some Spaghetti, and Then You Can Watch the Horse Video.
Episode 720: Was Ep550 our worst singing episode ever? What are the ages of all the Wayans brothers? Andrew buys Puke a beanie. Geo Jim. Captain Picard and Donnie Iris died. Claude organises all the files. Are we in a simulation? Explaining how brakes work and where the power steering pump is.…
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719: How Did Andrew Die? Well, He Was a Stubborn Retard.
Episode 719: Brett has a revelation after getting invited to VR mini-golf. The horse scene from “The Never Ending Story” scared all of our young minds. The internet dies for 45 minutes! An update on the CRV from the Magistrate Court of Pittsburgh. PA tyrannizes it’s citizens who vape. Manute Bol...
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718: I’m a Cool Guy; I Like to Tell People What I Do
Episode 718: Bryan joins us to make us feel old. Brett had tourettes when getting out of his car; Puke just screams slurs in his house. Andrew makes us guess celebrities. Bryan agrees dolphins aren’t that smart. Training crows. Tales from the blue-collar union worker breakroom. Bad dating advice...
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717: Can You Hear Other Vegetables?
Episode 717: Puke hasn’t memorized the names of all the gay old musicians Brett likes. This makes Brett and Andrew mad. Weird Al was never on Cooking with Coolio. The tale of Andrew’s beautiful old Honda CRV going missing from Brett’s house and where it was found. The greatest car ever made...
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716: Peter’s Pants Are Not the Point!
Episode 716: Videos are not podcasts! Ads make us rage! Trump made his own pledge of allegiance to himself. Peter makes pants. Juan Valdez Columbian coffee donkey man. A 9/11 wedding! Andrew buys Puke more hats. Gabriela has shoes. Brett can’t stop looking at boys thighs. Pronouncing “clafoutis”....
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715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp?
Episode 715: We're all in our 40's now! Brett sees too many big thighs. Andrew's three jokes. Are dolphins living in poop and the 5th dimension? Naming African countries. Local flavor in the airport lounge. Puke's wheel choice is vindicated! Brett builds furniture in the streets. Andrew get's…
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714: What Man Ever Got Anywhere In Hollywood Because of His Tits?
Episode 714: We have internet gremlins! How does “John” respond to phone calls? It’d be better if you had big tits. Precision of language. Puke changes tires and wheels on the racecar; Andrew is enraged. Calculating pounds per square centimeter. The definition of “okay”. Spider crickets. Tom the...
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713: Exponential Sclerosis
Episode 713: We’re back after a 3 week hiatus and forget to mention it’s now year 16 of Puke and the Gang / Portmansheau! Brett has an uncle that’s over all these fancy sandwiches. Camping is boring. Goose bustin’ at the Henry Ford Museum. Andrew eats the perfect sandwich. Sloppy Joe. Poo water…
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712: We Had French Toast. And We Loved It. And We Loved Each Other.
Episode 712: Puke yells. Andrew has a sandwich tail. Brett hates rotisserie chicken. Bryan won’t name the cheese. Can we name chain restaurants in Ohio alphabetically? SQZ-A55. Styx karaoke. Brett explains how farting is gay. Psyllium Husk. Andrew wants Bryan to try mushrooms. Andrew’s tail of a...
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711: Who’s To Say What Love Is?
Episode 711: We read a letter from a listener living in Kansas City. Brett thinks the new Spielberg movie is good. Is Austin or KC larger? Andrew doesn’t know what “Austin City Limits” is. Using a VCR to tape TV shows. Andrew reads the letter again for no good reason. The Butler Zonkey. Blueberry...
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710: The Jew On Mars
Episode 710: Brett thinks this song is from the 80’s, it’s actually from the 2000’s. But we don’t listen to music anymore. “The Penguin” body shape. Honda Element snacking update. Travel tips from Andrew. Dickitine Pouches. VR mini-golf vs reality mini-golf. Soap. Brett eats a cold hamburger....
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709: Rape Battle
Episode 709: Gabriela shows up with a hat. We learn about Nick’s Appopotamus. Fancy lamps and pedo paintings at the antique store. Arguing about how many scoops to put in a coffee maker. A., B., and G. travel to Kansas City to buy a 2004 Honda Element. The Gateway to the West. Andrew rides an...
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708: The Vice President of a Mustard Company
Episode 708: Brett has new plugs. Puke is happy to use his old Makita. Andrew asks AI how to build a box. How many sandwiches did Brett eat? The size of Frick Mansion. Spider beef. The horrors of the George Foreman Grill. Hot sausage sandwich sadness.
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707: Dick Booger Rice
Episode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will get our channel gigged. Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese…wait! What is a tostada? What is…
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706: Globule Island of Yolk
Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in your luggage from the beach. Brett gets a…
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705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who Sucked Cocks?
Episode 705: Welcome to the morning show! We start off with useless animal trivia. Is Jonathan the tortoise alive? Hippos in Columbia. Debating Antarctica. How far did Morse Code travel? Local reporter Marty Griffin regarding a youth curfew in Market Square. What is wrong with teens now and them...
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704: Dear Diarrhea-ry
Episode 704: Andrew wants to rub the golden tee ball. Brett thinks he can outsmart YouTube’s censorship. Gabriella (with one L) has a book about gathering to share. We learn about “traipsing”. Asking AI about Brett’s narcissism. Andrew’s neighbor gets a visit from the FBI. Puke has a pissnalysis...
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703: The Creaming
Episode 703: We went to explore dahntahn Pittsburgh to see the NFL Draft construction but only found schizos on the subway and a silly goose Useless Animal Trivia game. Guess the 90’s movies with only 3 second clips. New movie suggestions. What is “funeral mac & cheese”? Andrew had to poop for 8...
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702: Do Your Homework While I Beat-Off
Episode 702: Why does Andrew hate space? Will he support Terra in the upcoming Martian asteroid war? Bryan farts to assert dominance; Brett is a mysterious piss-ninja. Andrew has proof Tim Pool is following and copying our show! Andrew loves to argue about everything, even dinner plates. Fourter....
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701: Have You Ever Tried to Chew Through a Snake?
Episode 701: Can you name the colors of noise? Cyber booger. Discussing the color of the year (no racism!). Puke gets pranked by Andrew’s old prank but it turns out he pranked himself. It’s spring in PA and that means Puke is in full groundhog war mode. Our youngest President. Farm footage is too...
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700: Urinal ‘Lotta Trouble
Episode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields and Shoeless Joes. Puke learns a new slur! Naming NFL quarterbacks game. Memories of driving with…
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699: Whatever Your Brain Is Telling You Ignore It and Listen To Me
Episode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of…
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698: They See a Dolphin and They Say “Oh! I Bet I Could Fuck That If It Had Tits.”
Episode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and Congo. Do snakes have thoughts? What are the Tennessee Volunteer Slave Catchers? Can Brett get a...
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697: I Thought This Was An Island Where You Could Fuck Lemurs
Episode 697: Never trust Vicky. Driving a truck taught Andrew how to sleep. Arguing over Sci-Fi CGI and how Andrew thinks that is the same as AI. Babylon 5, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, The Night Agent, His & Hers, and Doogie Howser. Puke can’t remember these new, hip Gen-Z names. AI video of...
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696: Tuna Today
Episode 696: Bryan has changed his ways and is trying to improve his life. Andrew ruins the show intro for a quaternary time. Dumb things we did when young and drunk. Pink Whitney. Brett prevents Gabriela from microwaving fish in Puke’s house. Brett insists we play the whole, hour long PCL #231…
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695: Trough of Despair
Episode 695: How fast is the ISS traveling? By what factor is it calculated? Is parallax for pooping or a method of measurement? Andrew learns hydronics so he can heat his floor before he shoots a wolf in the face with rock-salt. A PGH bus runs over another student. Andrew and Brett brave Winter...
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694: What Rhymes With Truck?
Episode 694: Bryan has a brain-rot addiction and Andrew can’t see it. Is Mr. Bean dating Mia Khalifa? Is AI going to ruin celebrity gossip? Andrew learns that fire and dry leaves next to his house don’t mix. Playing with fire is great childhood fun! Our evil gov’t wants kill-switches in our cars....
About this show
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
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