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Portmansheau
by Portmansheau
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
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709: Rape Battle
Episode 709: Gabriela shows up with a hat. We learn about Nick’s Appopotamus. Fancy lamps and pedo paintings at the antique store. Arguing about how many scoops to put in a coffee maker. A., B., and G. travel to Kansas City to buy a 2004 Honda Element. The Gateway to the West. Andrew rides an elephant! Disgusting Louisville, KY. The disco bathroom. Puke loses a tree. The challenges of riding with Gabriela on a road trip. Measuring windows correctly. A pack-o-tards appear at the autocross to ride in cars like it’s an amusement park.
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708: The Vice President of a Mustard Company
Episode 708: Brett has new plugs. Puke is happy to use his old Makita. Andrew asks AI how to build a box. How many sandwiches did Brett eat? The size of Frick Mansion. Spider beef. The horrors of the George Foreman Grill. Hot sausage sandwich sadness.
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707: Dick Booger Rice
Episode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will get our channel gigged. Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese…wait! What is a tostada? What is the perfect sandwich? Are green beans better than celery? The big bottom bun base theory of hamburger construction. Cheesus.
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706: Globule Island of Yolk
Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in your luggage from the beach. Brett gets a snail. More annoying? Tards or two year olds? Get a good pair of noise canceling headphones when you fly!
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705: Do You Remember the Phone Number of the Guy Who Sucked Cocks?
Episode 705: Welcome to the morning show! We start off with useless animal trivia. Is Jonathan the tortoise alive? Hippos in Columbia. Debating Antarctica. How far did Morse Code travel? Local reporter Marty Griffin regarding a youth curfew in Market Square. What is wrong with teens now and them not being afraid of cops? Andrew is conflicted with his support of cops now that he’s old. PGH councilwoman has too much neck! Low trust society. Puke doesn’t like Brett’s hamburger puppet. Florida vs Kansas flatness. Would we fly to Mars some day?
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704: Dear Diarrhea-ry
Episode 704: Andrew wants to rub the golden tee ball. Brett thinks he can outsmart YouTube’s censorship. Gabriella (with one L) has a book about gathering to share. We learn about “traipsing”. Asking AI about Brett’s narcissism. Andrew’s neighbor gets a visit from the FBI. Puke has a pissnalysis jug from the doctor. Andrew starts a poop diary. The PGH marathon traps Brett. Puke watched “Heat” and learns from Brett the secret to Pacino’s weird character. “Dirty Dancing” and “Teen Wolf” get Brett all hot and bothered.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. Brett: A fierce comedy theorist and peddler of critical thinking who's had it with how the dumbing down of America is resulting in terrible customer service.Nick: A gender homogenous homosapien homeowner who homologizes without homologating the show, who's had it with all three of them so much that it's not even clear of he's actually part of the show anymore; even though he's mentioned all the time.
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Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with political correctness. ...
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