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This Christmas... in NativitownWhen big-city baker Noel Sweaterson comes home for the holidays, they’re not just fighting for their mother’s Christmas Cookie Farm — they’re fighting for love. But with mean men from the bank knocking on the gingerbread door, and a rich city fiancée waiting back home… things are about to get complicated.Meet Estelle Everett, who’s dating a total jerk but hoping the season can change hearts.Troy Bennson, the boy next door who still believes every day should come with cocoa and carols.Jadyn Joyeuse, bursting with Extra Holiday Spirit, on a mission to make everyone believe in miracles again.And Chris DeSantos, married to his job — and maybe about to realize there’s more to life than overtime.Will love melt the frost around their hearts? Or will this cookie crumble before Christmas Eve? Find out in “Hometown Holiday: A Nativitown Christmas”

This Christmas... in NativitownWhen big-city baker Noel Sweaterson comes home for the holidays, they’re not just fighting for their mother’s Christmas Cookie Farm — they’re fighting for love. But with mean men from the bank knocking on the gingerbread door, and a rich city fiancée waiting back home… things are about to get complicated.Meet Estelle Everett, who’s dating a total jerk but hoping the season can change hearts.Troy Bennson, the boy next door who still believes every day should come with cocoa and carols.Jadyn Joyeuse, bursting with Extra Holiday Spirit, on a mission to make everyone believe in miracles again.And Chris DeSantos, married to his job — and maybe about to realize there’s more to life than overtime.Will love melt the frost around their hearts? Or will this cookie crumble before Christmas Eve? Find out in “Hometown Holiday: A Nativitown Christmas”

With the advancement of generative A.I. and personal assistant bots, it was only a matter of time until they started to replicate the deceased. It’s one thing to argue the ethics of having an artificial recreation of a human; but an entirely different conversation when your Alexa starts screaming because her human is being cremated. Have these recreations somehow tapped into the souls of the living and dead, or are they purely generating fiction; or perhaps, are they simply destined to generate the same result as the living example?TW: This episode contains profanity, sexual innuendos, references to guns/gun violence, mentions of death/the dead, spirits, insanity, amnesia, government conspiracy, corporate espionage, and general chaos.Credits: Robert Schut as Robert CrowleyAmbient tracks for this episode are provided by Bardify, and our theme song, “Investigation” is by JustWanya. The official O.A.I. logo was created by EnviiousnessBardify: https://www.youtube.com/@bardifyJustWanya: https://soundcloud.com/JustWanyaEnviiousness: https://www.instagram.com/enviiousness/

The remedial class, having left the ice cave, heads back north to their home country, but not before a shopping montage.This episodes contains profanity, sexual innuendo, references to drugs and alcohol, poison, the Cuban Missile Crisis, politics, and general chaos.

Time loops are more interesting with friends. Our guest star finds himself stuck in a time loop, having gone through the same day for the equivalent of 2 and a half years. However, the monotony of repeated actions is suddenly broken as two new agents enter town. Confused and desperate, this Groundhog Day wannabe grabs their attention. Normally in movies, the main character needs to “learn a lesson” before they can continue living, but how do two agents with no ties to the town learn anything?TW: Police Activity, Murder, Blood, Curses, Profanity, and General ChaosCredits: Reggie Williams as Darius "Ace" CooperAmbient tracks for this episode are provided by Bardify, and our theme song, “Investigation” is by JustWanya. The official O.A.I. logo was created by EnviiousnessBardify: https://www.youtube.com/@bardifyJustWanya: https://soundcloud.com/JustWanyaEnviiousness: https://www.instagram.com/enviiousness/

The remedial class explores the rest of the cave, and discovers the identities of those who entered before them, and sadly, the downside to adventuring. With a heavy heart, the gang must grapple with their own mortality, and say goodbye to a dying friend.Afterwards, they fuck around with a magic hole.This episodes contains profanity, sexual innuendo, references to drugs and alcohol, dead bodies, gore, death, and general chaos.

Based on the 1991 film “Delirious”, agents come to a small town after noticing the town wasn’t on the map previously. Going to the town, they find a picturesque, yet incredibly quirky small town. The townsfolk all seem enamored with a strange man. He claims he’s a writer for a trashy Soap-Opera, and somehow he’s been transported to his creation, still with the power of writing. However, with absolute power, he’s become completely bored. He can’t die, as every time he becomes sick or injured, he wakes up in the hospital, and he can’t land a killing blow with any of his creations, yet he’s also unable to leave the town.TW: This episode contains profanity, sexual innuendos, references to guns/gun violence, dead bodies, insanity, and general chaos.Credits: Jess Ross as Sebastian Carlisle and Rachael Ross as Isabella AldridgeAmbient tracks for this episode are provided by Bardify, and our theme song, “Investigation” is by JustWanya. The official O.A.I. logo was created by EnviiousnessBardify: https://www.youtube.com/@bardifyJustWanya: https://soundcloud.com/JustWanyaEnviiousness: https://www.instagram.com/enviiousness/

Back in the present, the Remedial Class enters into the same cave, and witnesses the aftermath of those who came before. Can they piece together the pieces to understand what occurred in here? This episodes contains profanity, sexual innuendo, references to drugs, and general chaos.

An international smuggling ring turns out to be more sophisticated than first let on; dealing with artifacts from humanity’s past that had immense and unexplained powers or abilities (Think Warehouse 13). When a smuggling run goes bad, and a biblical artifact lands in a small rural community, it’s a race to find the Horn of Jericho before some random schmuck gets their hands on an oscillation weapon capable of destroying structures in their path.TW: This episode contains profanity, sexual innuendos, real-world religion, gun violence, gore, insanity, and general chaos.

A fun little teaser for an upcoming mini-series

A special episode, taking place before the gang enters the cave, sees our fair players guiding the previous group to have been seen entering the cave known for its ice trolls.This episodes contains profanity, fantasy violence, and general chaos.

Making their way to the temple of the God of the Dead, the crew learns more about the religion, someone recognizes Holly-Brooke, Eustace hears an unexpected name, and Ayhaz goes to town on some dead guy's shoes. Later, the gang makes plans to go to the ice cave where adventurers had gone missing and rumors of ice trolls are.This episodes contains profanity, sacrilege, discussion of death, and general chaos.NOTE: Audio recording of this episode had multiple issues, and the audio will end abruptly, only to begin again, continued from about 5 minutes after Part 1 ends.Missing 5 Minutes: The gang, minus Eustace, get run out of the church due to Ayhaz's issue with shoes, and Eustace makes a donation to the church while in some kind of catatonic state, which he awakens from at the start of the recording.

The gang investigates the cultists, and travel to a nearby tavern for a different perspective. Holly-Brooke leads them on an ill-fated trip into an ice-storm, only to wake up where they wanted to be anyways.This episodes contains profanity, discussion of nudity, discussion of death, freezing, and general chaos.

A cryptic yet prophetic & revealing dream gives Holly-Brooke insight into her situationship with the Blue Flame; and the name of a fallen god, Elyrion the Radiant Weaver.Then, as the gang continues into the cold of the South Pole, how will they prepare for their interaction with the cultists?This episodes contains profanity, discussion of nudity, and general chaos.

After seemingly confirming the existence of a grand conspiracy within the government and adventuring industry, the gang is sent to the Southern border, shared with the Iceshroud Dominion to stop an impending army of Golems; although they doubt the intentions are true.This episodes contains profanity, conspiracy, and general chaos.

Newly returned to Astoria Prime, the gang goes on a quest to save a lost kitten and absolutely nothing goes wrong.Then they storm the Mar-A-Lago.This episode contains profanity, conspiracies, and general chaos.

Having left Petiteville, the gang returns to the site of the crashed airship to further investigate what happened, and they meet an "old friend"This episode contains profanity, conspiracy, and mentions of the dead.

The gang finishes up at the ancient guild hall, but find more questions than answers. How long will they remain in the Unaffiliated Lands, so far from everyone?This episode contains profanity, general chaos, violence against animals, gay stereotypes, and buff Mufasa in jeans.

As the gang leaves the castle, where will they go next? And will they survive?This episode contains profanity, violence against animals, discussions of death, and general chaos.

As the gang explores the castle, will they find and confront its owner? Who owns this mysterious castle, and why is everyone dead?This episode contains profanity, references to alcohol use, eating disorders, and general chaos.

Our gang wakes up in Petiteville, and explores the abandoned village at the foothills of a fairy-tale style castle.This episode contains profanity, blasphemy, and so many references to butts.

A flight over the Unaffiliated Lands goes awry and thousands of lives hang in the balance. Will the gang be able to keep the Skyward Serenity in the air? This episode contains profanity, references to alcohol use, and panic/chaos/disaster

The gang continues their week-long journey to Verdantia, by way of the "Unaffiliated Lands". Off in the distance, a great castle spire can be seen near the mountains, with mystery to unfold.This episode contains profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use.

REUPLOADThe crew embarks on a journey across the globe to untold adventure (and an untold destination) aboard a luxury air-ship.This episode contains profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use.

In the aftermath of a deadly fire, the gang looks for answers; but finds further questions instead. Perhaps some travel to clear their heads?This episode contains profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use.

Continuing the mystery of the shape-shifters goes off the rails as the gang finds themselves in a den of sin, only to be the cause of their own hell's flames.This episode contains profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use. Trigger warning: Death by fire

And after the party is the after-party. The gang gets credit for their work at the Masquerade, and begin looking into strange occurrences with the shapeshifters in town.This episode contains profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use.

Finale to our special charity one-shot, with crossovers from 5 different campaigns; stuck together on the moon!

A special charity one-shot, with crossovers from 5 different campaigns; stuck together on the moon!

The masquerade event begins! Can the gang keep their wits long enough to impress foreign investors? Let's find out.This episode contains profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use.

The adventurers finish their second F-Level quest, and move on to a D-Level quest. But first, they need some new outfits...This episode contains profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use.

Six adventuring students must join together to pass their final stretch of learning and work together to earn their Adventuring License, after each failing from their original adventuring parties in different ways.(Skip the Intro: - 14:14)This episode contains profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use.