PODCAST · comedy
POS Podcast Productions
by Matt and Lance
Two longtime friends abuse the podcast medium to determine if they'll ever be anything more than a POS.
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PART 2
Jesse Green tests his material on Ashley again.
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Fear Everything From Here On Out
Matt sent Lance a doomsday podcast. They discuss it because nothing is more creative than listening to a podcast in order to create a podcast.
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122
My Wife Ashley Thinks I'm Funny
Gift Bags Bit.
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121
Rob's New BBQ Grill
Dark revelations surface when Eric goes to see Rob's new bbq grill.
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120
Neighborhood Vibes
Mike's retaining wall.
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119
A Very Special Weekend With Matt
Top notch pizza with the upper middle class and blowjob comedy in gentrified Denver. Let's do it again sometime!
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118
You Deserve The Truth
Jeff explains everything. Background music by garuda982, destructo20, larakaa and outro music by tictac9.
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I Absolutely Love It
Peg Legs! Intro and outro music by TicTac9.
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Out of Touch Comic Calls Himself Matt
Matt proves he has no idea what he's doing or why he's doing it.
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I Absoultely Love It
Chips and Salsa! Intro and outro music by TicTac9.
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Community Cures Boredom
The pieces conclude that talking to people feels good.
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Matriculation Woes
The transition to college was kind of tough for me!
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112
Will You Survive?
Do you have what it takes to munch on Steve?
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111
If I Could Do It All Over Again
In this POS Episode the boys try to determine what career they should have pursued.
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110
Let The Super Rich Have It All
You don't deserve or need nice things. Don't chase the rich man's life.
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109
Too Many Crackers In The Melting Pot
Pathetic "Pieces of $#!T" run their mouths like Trump taught them to do. No apologies ever. It feels good guys. It really feels good!
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Matt's Legacy of Racism and Laziness
Lance uses offensive voices to help Matt understand the harm his words and ideas cause other human beings. Matt opens a non-profit and still considers himself lazy.
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What Hooks You?
Do you like green venomous snakes like Matt?
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It's Not Okay to be a POS
Step it up citizens!
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Luckily They Have It Worse
What do you do when tragedy strikes?
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104
Single Minded Fools
We don't want your contribution to society anymore. Can't you just go away? We don't want to see your face or hear your voice anymore.
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103
Ride The Lightning
Lance's bad news, alcohol wisdom, hair bands and more.
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102
Your Future is NOT Bright
Do the things you like now because you might be a total POS later.
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101
CONFIRMED! Matt is a Right Winger
Listen to this and tell me I'm wrong about Matt.
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100
The Episode That Started it All
The first episode of our original podcast called, Seniors 94. Man oh man, we haven't made any progress since 2023!
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Inner Voice Madness
What does your inner voice sound like?
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He Belongs at Panera Bread
Sometimes progress feels like failure.
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Bring Your Best
Waste management, being an offensive lineman and Matt returns to stand up comedy.
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You've Done Nothing To Help The World
How should I justify my contribution to making the world a better place?
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We Mean Business
A message for patriots.
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94
The anti anti anti Expert
What's wrong with MF's opinion of experts?
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Becoming A Killer
What circumstances could drive you to kill?
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Up In The Club
Crypto, Corporate Scum, St. Louis Club Scene, Memories of 9th Grade and more.
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Honoring "The Trad Wife"
This episode includes a formal definition of "Trad Wife." It also features an original POS song in honor of all women who choose to live a strict "Trad Wife" lifestyle.
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Have You Heard of The Band Oasis?
Well, have you?
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Extended Stay America
Matt burdens the podcast with his poor choices.
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Beef Brisket
Don't over think it.
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Wanker
Written by Matt.
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Real Masculinity
The POS wimps talk about toughness.
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85
DJT Keeps Hurting My Feelings
On this week's show, Lance expresses concerns about the state of our country and Matt tells him to take up rock climbing.
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Stalemate
Two friends stand their ground with bold colloquial expressions.
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LIVE from Littleton Colorado - Unedited from The Viewhouse Restaurant
Coming to you live from The Viewhouse in Littleton Colorado. The two "Pieces" record direct to their smartphone voice memo apps without any care for audio quality or listenability. It's something we've never done before and probably should never do again. But it's unfiltered and filled with the brilliant takes you've all come to love.
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Best of Seniors 94 - My Relationship With Alcohol
Seniors 94 was the original podcast. This episode with Jake was one of the best ones. The more conversations we had with people the more we realized everyone on earth is a POS. Everyone struggles, feels insecure, has baggage and takes nasty dumps. Everyone!
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Something About Christmas Makes Us Think We Know What We're Talking About
Another POS Christmas from Tiny Wang and Lance. "Two Smart Guys Talking About The World, Isn't Great?"
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Emily's Christmas Email to Alisha
Merry Christmas!
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No Showers When I'm Stressed
Lance's daughter's new comedy song plus, managing stress, termites, body odor and more. You may be able to find a better podcast but you're still a POS like us.
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Jank POS POD 12-8-2025
All the zingers upfront to entice you to listen to another full POS episode.
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One Night At Matt's Costa Rican Pizza Place
Imagine all the amazing things that would happen at Matt's Pizza Place.
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A POS Recorded On December 3 2025
Week after week these guys are consistent POSsssssssssss!
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Words In Motion
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