POS Podcast Productions

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POS Podcast Productions

Two longtime friends abuse the podcast medium to determine if they'll ever be anything more than a POS.  

  1. 119

    It's Not Okay to be a POS

    Step it up citizens!

  2. 118

    Luckily They Have It Worse

    What do you do when tragedy strikes?

  3. 117

    Single Minded Fools

    We don't want your contribution to society anymore.  Can't you just go away?  We don't want to see your face or hear your voice anymore.  

  4. 116

    Ride The Lightning

    Lance's bad news, alcohol wisdom, hair bands and more.

  5. 115

    Your Future is NOT Bright

    Do the things you like now because you might be a total POS later.

  6. 114

    CONFIRMED! Matt is a Right Winger

    Listen to this and tell me I'm wrong about Matt.  

  7. 113

    The Episode That Started it All

    The first episode of our original podcast called, Seniors 94.  Man oh man, we haven't made any progress since 2023!

  8. 112

    Inner Voice Madness

    What does your inner voice sound like?  

  9. 111

    He Belongs at Panera Bread

    Sometimes progress feels like failure.

  10. 110

    Bring Your Best

    Waste management, being an offensive lineman and Matt returns to stand up comedy.  

  11. 109

    You've Done Nothing To Help The World

    How should I justify my contribution to making the world a better place?

  12. 108

    We Mean Business

    A message for patriots.  

  13. 107

    The anti anti anti Expert

    What's wrong with MF's opinion of experts?

  14. 106

    Becoming A Killer

    What circumstances could drive you to kill?

  15. 105

    Up In The Club

    Crypto, Corporate Scum, St. Louis Club Scene, Memories of 9th Grade and more.  

  16. 104

    Honoring "The Trad Wife"

    This episode includes a formal definition of "Trad Wife."  It also features an original POS song in honor of all women who choose to live a strict "Trad Wife" lifestyle.  

  17. 103
  18. 102

    Extended Stay America

    Matt burdens the podcast with his poor choices.  

  19. 101

    Beef Brisket

    Don't over think it.  

  20. 100

    Wanker

    Written by Matt. 

  21. 99

    Real Masculinity

    The POS wimps talk about toughness.  

  22. 98

    DJT Keeps Hurting My Feelings

    On this week's show, Lance expresses concerns about the state of our country and Matt tells him to take up rock climbing.  

  23. 97

    Stalemate

    Two friends stand their ground with bold colloquial expressions.

  24. 96

    LIVE from Littleton Colorado - Unedited from The Viewhouse Restaurant

    Coming to you live from The Viewhouse in Littleton Colorado.  The two "Pieces" record direct to their smartphone voice memo apps without any care for audio quality or listenability.  It's something we've never done before and probably should never do again.  But it's unfiltered and filled with the brilliant takes you've all come to love.  

  25. 95

    Best of Seniors 94 - My Relationship With Alcohol

    Seniors 94 was the original podcast. This episode with Jake was one of the best ones.  The more conversations we had with people the more we realized everyone on earth is a POS.  Everyone struggles, feels insecure, has baggage and takes nasty dumps.  Everyone!

  26. 94

    Something About Christmas Makes Us Think We Know What We're Talking About

    Another POS Christmas from Tiny Wang and Lance.  "Two Smart Guys Talking About The World, Isn't Great?"

  27. 93
  28. 92

    No Showers When I'm Stressed

    Lance's daughter's new comedy song plus, managing stress, termites, body odor and more.  You  may be able to find a better podcast but you're still a POS like us.  

  29. 91

    Jank POS POD 12-8-2025

    All the zingers upfront to entice you to listen to another full POS episode.

  30. 90

    One Night At Matt's Costa Rican Pizza Place

    Imagine all the amazing things that would happen at Matt's Pizza Place.

  31. 89

    A POS Recorded On December 3 2025

    Week after week these guys are consistent POSsssssssssss!

  32. 88
  33. 87

    Getting Bent Over

    If you listen to this you'll think, "Man this episode really bent me over."

  34. 86

    Them Worries

    What are the co hosts major life worries at the moment?  Who cares!  Plus, why is jazz lame and impressive at the same time?  No good answers to this question.    

  35. 85
  36. 84

    Ignore The Saw

    Ignore the things that annoy you or incorporate them into your schtick.

  37. 83

    Always More With These MFs

    Still worshiping billionaires and athletes?  Of course you are.  But the arms race of "MORE" extends to everything from healthcare to rollercoasters and even porn videos.

  38. 82

    The Meathead Chronicles

    Real, hardcore guy talk about lawns, chicks, Halloween and college football. 

  39. 81

    Threats From Every Direction

    Foreign threats, domestic threats, planetary threats!  Even threats within your family and from your podcast cohost!

  40. 80

    The History We Made Up - Stephen Hawking (WARNING: Fake and Offensive)

    Stephen Hawking's personal life was more mysterious than the cosmos.  

  41. 79

    Protest Everything or Nothing

    What will it take to get Matt in the streets?

  42. 78
  43. 77

    Before and After

    A POS conversation to change the world.  Fresh takes on the people that changed us.

  44. 76

    My American Hero - Rock Skipping

    Liam is fascinated and baffled by his brother Henry.

  45. 75

    Caregiver Burden

    Expert Alex Wilborn provides advice on parental care.  

  46. 74

    Will AI Explode Inside Us?

    A POS discussion about A mother f'n I.

  47. 73

    My American Hero - Mother's Invention

    Roger looks back at his mother's tranformative invention.

  48. 72

    Fructuous Friday Finance - Affording The Ivy League

    Expert Torie offers poignant advice about college life.  

  49. 71

    Getting Ripe

    Thoughts on crossing an important age threshold.

  50. 70

    My American Hero - More Than Just Books

    Lexie explains how her mother and the local library kickstarted her career.  

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two longtime friends abuse the podcast medium to determine if they'll ever be anything more than a POS.

HOSTED BY

Matt and Lance

Produced by Lance and Matt

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