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POS Podcasts
by Matt and Lance
Two longtime friends abuse the podcast medium to determine if they'll ever be anything more than a POS.
Episodes
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Chaos In The USA
A broad based discussion about everything that could bankrupt or kill us.
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An Important Appointment
Your future self has you on the calendar. Are you ready for that meeting?
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Your Co-Hosts Need To Improve
It's time to beat up on ourselves. We deserve it.
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Derailment and Admiration
What would have derailed your life? Who do you admire? And, a little about trans stuff to grow our right wing audience.
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A New Low
Lance can no longer manage his money. Matt needs daily affirmations. Lance is slapping himeself. Matt struggles with claustrophobia.
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Tina Speaks at TEDx Hartford
Who Is Tina? The truth comes out.
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The Xylophone
So you think you know Tina?
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Talkin Bout That S
An unplanned conversation goes through the back door.
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Getting Sex
Unpacking the mysteries of sexual desire.
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Man Up And Fight
Getting into fights and other expressions of violence. Plus, more about stupid AI.
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Matt Has Cancer
And much more!
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Protein, Plastic and Click Bait
Two experts on everything share their expert views.
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Slave Owners Will Become Slaves
A mind bending coversation that comes full circle. A special thank you to Mary Anne for helping us out with the intro.
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I Better Get The Next Decade Right
The jerk OFFS discuss how to think about the future when you're climbing the age ladder.
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PART 2
Jesse Green tests his material on Ashley again.
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Fear Everything From Here On Out
Matt sent Lance a doomsday podcast. They discuss it because nothing is more creative than listening to a podcast in order to create a podcast.
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My Wife Ashley Thinks I'm Funny
Gift Bags Bit.
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Rob's New BBQ Grill
Dark revelations surface when Eric goes to see Rob's new bbq grill.
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Neighborhood Vibes
Mike's retaining wall.
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A Very Special Weekend With Matt
Top notch pizza with the upper middle class and blowjob comedy in gentrified Denver. Let's do it again sometime!
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You Deserve The Truth
Jeff explains everything. Background music by garuda982, destructo20, larakaa and outro music by tictac9.
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I Absolutely Love It
Peg Legs! Intro and outro music by TicTac9.
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Out of Touch Comic Calls Himself Matt
Matt proves he has no idea what he's doing or why he's doing it.
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I Absoultely Love It
Chips and Salsa! Intro and outro music by TicTac9.
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Community Cures Boredom
The pieces conclude that talking to people feels good.
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Matriculation Woes
The transition to college was kind of tough for me!
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Will You Survive?
Do you have what it takes to munch on Steve?
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If I Could Do It All Over Again
In this POS Episode the boys try to determine what career they should have pursued.
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Let The Super Rich Have It All
You don't deserve or need nice things. Don't chase the rich man's life.
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Too Many Crackers In The Melting Pot
Pathetic "Pieces of $#!T" run their mouths like Trump taught them to do. No apologies ever. It feels good guys. It really feels good!
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Matt's Legacy of Racism and Laziness
Lance uses offensive voices to help Matt understand the harm his words and ideas cause other human beings. Matt opens a non-profit and still considers himself lazy.
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What Hooks You?
Do you like green venomous snakes like Matt?
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It's Not Okay to be a POS
Step it up citizens!
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Luckily They Have It Worse
What do you do when tragedy strikes?
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Single Minded Fools
We don't want your contribution to society anymore. Can't you just go away? We don't want to see your face or hear your voice anymore.
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Ride The Lightning
Lance's bad news, alcohol wisdom, hair bands and more.
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Your Future is NOT Bright
Do the things you like now because you might be a total POS later.
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CONFIRMED! Matt is a Right Winger
Listen to this and tell me I'm wrong about Matt.
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The Episode That Started it All
The first episode of our original podcast called, Seniors 94. Man oh man, we haven't made any progress since 2023!
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Inner Voice Madness
What does your inner voice sound like?
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He Belongs at Panera Bread
Sometimes progress feels like failure.
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Bring Your Best
Waste management, being an offensive lineman and Matt returns to stand up comedy.
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You've Done Nothing To Help The World
How should I justify my contribution to making the world a better place?
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We Mean Business
A message for patriots.
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The anti anti anti Expert
What's wrong with MF's opinion of experts?
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Becoming A Killer
What circumstances could drive you to kill?
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Up In The Club
Crypto, Corporate Scum, St. Louis Club Scene, Memories of 9th Grade and more.
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Honoring "The Trad Wife"
This episode includes a formal definition of "Trad Wife." It also features an original POS song in honor of all women who choose to live a strict "Trad Wife" lifestyle.
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Have You Heard of The Band Oasis?
Well, have you?
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Extended Stay America
Matt burdens the podcast with his poor choices.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does POS Podcasts have?
POS Podcasts currently has 151 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is POS Podcasts about?
Two longtime friends abuse the podcast medium to determine if they'll ever be anything more than a POS.
How often does POS Podcasts release new episodes?
POS Podcasts publishes regularly with 151 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
Where can I listen to POS Podcasts?
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Who hosts POS Podcasts?
POS Podcasts is created and hosted by Matt and Lance.
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