President Trump's Pod

I love these chips so much I wanna say a word about them

I don’t even think I can explain this - but somehow I ended up on a bench with Jim Cummings, then he tried to steal my Jimmy Dean sausage variety pack!!

Who will win in this extreme race? Me or Jeff Gordon? Always me! Except for when I eat some Hot Fries and they give me massive heartburn! Yikes! Get this former president to the hospital! Hospital run-in with Tim Tebow?

What is a nursing home? It is - a private institution providing residential accommodations with healthcare, especially for elderly people. News to me!! I thought it was a home for nurses!

Where is my beloved wife? I can't find her anywhere around the house! I can't even find her at Auntie Anne's - this is a HUGE problem. 

Last night was the worst night of my life... backstabbing and utter betrayal. I thought Mike Pence was a good guy? I thought Nick Cage was my bestie? I thought WRONG. How am I going to steal back the Declaration of Independence? Come and listen to this ongoing story. Also, does Paula Dean's Restaurant have a gluten-free menu? Yes, the menu itself is gluten-free, but the food is not.

Hey, guys. I’m still here LOL

Me and Nicolas Cage are staked out in an abandoned RadioShack at a Tanger Outlet mall. I'm following Nick's lead on this one - he has been in 103 more action movies than me so I trust him with our mission. Will we succeed? That is up to you... to listen and find out. 

Totally trying to get my usual at Starbucks when I see that the Muppets are conveniently there in real life. It was a little bonkers.

You and everyone else must know that I am officially going to start running again! I cannot do this alone, so I have formulated a dream team to help push me to my absolute limits. 

Today I celebrate the 4th of July with some of my best friends/frenemies. It's a whole lot of beans, hotdogs, shuffleboard, and freedom!  A big thank you to those who have sacrificed their lives for our freedom and those who have fought/will fight for our country. May God bless America.

Me and Nicolas Cage rendezvous at superior chain restaurant Chili's to devise a plan to STEAL the Declaration of Independence! 2024 WILL BE MINE. (side note - these jalapeño poppers are to die for!!)

There are certain tasks I must accomplish before I run for office in 2024. Between running for office in my JC Penney penny loafers and running down the street in my white New Balance athletic shoes, I am going to be one tired billionaire. 

I planned a movie date with my wife but it didn't go as planned! Sheesh!

I was in dire need of a vacay so I spun my Wonder Globe and stopped it on none other than... Weber County, Utah. Come along with me on this pod to hear of my wonderful experiences in this "heavenly yet humble" county! From the Dinosaur Park to a seeing a mountain goat on a (you guessed it) mountain, there are somewhat exciting things to do in Weber County! After visiting this fantastic county, it had me saying my new favorite catch phrase - "Leave it to Weber" - for a week straight. 

STRIKE! No more gutter balls for you. I can SPARE you some of my time and give you my top five bowling tips so that way you will NEVER look like a TURKEY again!

There is something very special about random acts of kindness. Join me as I tell you what someone did for me this morning that almost left me in tears. I was so inspired by that person's act of giving that I decided to do the same thing. Mike Pence joins us.

We are going to MAKE PODCASTS GREAT AGAIN. This week we are going on a journey of relaxation and tranquility as I let you listen in on one of my Yoga & Meditation tapes (Trump's Oasis). I have four volumes of these things on VHS and was able to get ahold of one. Hope you can get away from the hustle and bustle of life's headaches for a bit and join me in some deep meditation. Trump's Oasis is available for pre-order at select retailers. 

What happened to me was FRAUD. I will not stand for it - and neither should you! The numbers were incorrect and YOU need to know the truth. 

What is Bill Clinton getting for Christmas? What about my kids? Come have a cup of eggnog and listen to the pod while I let you in on some gifts I'm giving out this Christmas. Have a holly, jolly, HUGE Christmas this year!!

These are my top five ways to save you some of your hard earned cash. 

My opinion on staying at the White House and what hobbies I may get into in the upcoming months. 

Actor extraordinaire Willem Dafoe and country superstar Brad Paisley explain to me what "a dollop of Daisy" is during our exciting exclusive brunch of best friends.

Tim Allen! What else can I say? Well, quite a bit more - you'll have to listen to find out! I hope to get in touch with Richard Karn soon - I've been looking for a new flannel shirt and he could definitely point me in the right direction.  *not actually sponsored by Binford Tools

This pod we look at my top five delivery services! No spoilers here.... or here. Or here. You guys might wanna listen to that song "Signed, Sealed, Delivered - I'm Yours" before listening. I don't know many songs about delivery other than that one. Great tune. 

This week I will be updating you, the American people, on what I have been doing since I have had the corona virus. From walking my dog in the Oval Office, to yoga with Alex Trebek - I give you the HUGE details. *not actually sponsored by Halls

Who's hungry? I am? Yes. I am. Let's talk about what my favorite foods are and why. I'm craving a patty melt. 

Listen, we all love the Dreamcast 64 and the Microsoft Playstation, so let's do some talking about some of the most influential video games in my awesome life. 

This episode we will touch on my favorite kid's cartoons ever. It's gonna be HUGE! We are gonna take a break from talk about the corona virus and just chill out for a bit and get our minds off of it for a while. It's gonna be fantastic. We've got cartoons for days. I hope you will listen to my pod and after maybe watch yourself a cartoon or two. Who knows? Maybe you'll even pick out one of my favs to get started on.