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Pretendship
by Shaolin Pete
Pretendship. Your part-time friendship with Peter and pals. Come and hang out in the Pretendship treehouse with Shaolin Pete and friends, for unplanned uneducated uncensored conversation.
Episodes
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The Endship | Pretendship Ep. 100 w/ Shaolin Pete
In a final ever visit to the Pretendship treehouse - Shaolin Pete answers your audience questions, launches into one or two customary rants, and details his reasons for stopping the show Thank you for watching, it's been emotional! Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/...
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My Mate Went on Ninja Warrior | Pretendship Ep. 99 w/ Birch (UK)
Organic and Progressive House producer and Ninja Warrior UK Finalist James Birchall aka Birch (UK) joins us today for a chat covering his experience on the show, the legendary Parkour team 'Storror', and beginning a new passion in music Birch (UK): http://spotify.link/ras53GEopDb...
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Sesh Gremlins | Pretendship Ep. 98 w/ Zachariah O'Higgins & Cal O'Neill
Stories from actual crack dens. Reacting to crazy videos. A big pile of celebratory tinnies. In the antepenultimate episode of the show, old friends Zach & Calzonio join us in the treehouse for a hectic one. Trigger warning - topics include sexual assault, heroin use, child abuse, urine...
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Coffeeshop Confessions | Pretendship Ep. 97 w/ Olibomb & Rachael Flaszczak
Rach & Olive from The Snug Atherton talk Local Olympians, running a haberdashery, being coffee connoisseurs, Trolling vs Catfishing, Cultural Appropriation, and The Snug being crowned Manchester's best live music pub - in today's show! Find The Snug at: https://www.youtube.com/SnugLiveSessions...
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Moon Child | Pretendship Ep. 96 w/ Yummy T
With her story of growing up in a cult, the ol' ball and chain is back! After briefly touching on uncovering a secret paedophile gynecologist, and committing mortifying social faux pas, ol' Tanimal Pappins describes her parents being 'Moonies' in The Unification Church in a rare appearance on...
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Riggy Buzz | Pretendship Ep. 95 w/ Jonny Youle
What happened to Mr Drake? What is a riggy buzz? What would it sound like if The Bee Gees wrote Seven Nation Army? All these questions answered and more on today's episode, as 'The Guitar Surgeon' Jonny Youle joins us in the treehouse again Find Jonny at: https://www.facebook.com/jonnyTGS Shaolin...
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21 Questions | Pretendship Ep. 94 w/ Shaolin Pete
Today you're getting the best films of all time, why grime ISN'T shit, whether exes should still bang, an England Euros Final reaction, whether beer or sex is better, the history of pasties, meeting Skrillex, why God is a bellend, and a couple difficult Would You Rather questions to round the...
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Netflix & Hitler | Pretendship Ep. 93 w/ Jamie Faulkner-Curry
Back at it today - the pair review TV shows including Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Friends & The Sopranos, and contemplate the reasons Hitler was able to gain power Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify...
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Radio XXX | Pretendship Ep. 92 w/ Jack Wood
Radio X Presenter Jack Wood joins us today, for a meandering chat covering condoms, Love Island, his story in the world of broadcasting, psychological experiments, sex clubs, Matt Hancock, dating strategies, and proper gender pronoun etiquette Find Jack at: https://www.instagram.com/jackandwood/...
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Hottery Dinners | Pretendship Ep. 91 w/ Rob Lally & Joe Singleton
Today's episode sees Lottery Winners' Rob & Joe visit the treehouse to compare hot sauces, go head-to-head in a fixed football quiz, and of course talk about their recent release 'Favourite Flavour' Find The Lottery Winners at: https://www.facebook.com/thelotterywinners/...
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Vegan Comedy | Pretendship Ep. 90 w/ Connor Jennings
Connor Jennings joins us today, to chat his Essex/Irish heritage, his journey in stand-up comedy, favourite Directors, favourite comedians, and Louis CK's sexual misconduct allegations - all in the first half... before a whole second half of the show dedicated to veganism, in a thorough…
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Very Superstitious | Pretendship Ep. 89 w/ Slay
Today, delving deep into ghosts, star signs, and other blatant tosh - is Slay Tattoo! Back in the Pretendship treehouse for a delicious superstition edition Find Slay at: https://www.instagram.com/slaytattoo/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship...
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My Indonesia Story | Pretendship Ep. 88 w/ Shaolin Pete
When things go horribly wrong travelling across Indonesia... A story that includes death, drugs, and diarrhoea. Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW
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Fightin' Talk | Pretendship Ep. 87 w/ Paddy Monaghan
The drummer of Jeramiah Ferrari joins us today! Paddy talks about his old band Betraeus, his thoughts on COVID Police, goes deep on Jiu-Jitsu, and details some concerns on transgender issues - before the pair finally talk about the infamous guillotine incident (Apologies for minor audio issues at…
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The Darby Brothers | Pretendship Ep. 86 w/ The Darby Brothers
The infamous Derby Twins join us today in the treehouse! They recount tales of raves in the forest, playing in bands together for 15 years, cycling accidents, fake martial arts, the meat industry, and crazy stories from high school Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/...
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Random Q&A | Pretendship Ep. 85 w/ Shaolin Pete
A spicy solo episode 🔥 your host Shaolin Pete rambles on lockdown measures easing, Billie Eilish blossoming, and Caitlyn Jenner's comments on trans athletes, before a catch up on recent music videos - then answer audience questions about speaking to animals, watching your own funeral, WWE…
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Hold My Gays | Pretendship Ep. 84 w/ Bill Button
Welcome back to Pretendship! Today's show covers TikTok, going bald, penis insecurity, weird fetishes, gay online shopping, Billie Eilish, the lifetime of blackholes, anxiety and mindfulness, podcasting, and new superhero Dobermanman Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/...
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Diss Content | Pretendship Ep. 83 w/ Dan Fable
Manchester Artist Dan Fable joins us in the treehouse for a mega interesting episode today! The pair discuss kidney stones, Dan's Record Label 'Keep Me Young', his approach to writing songs, making music videos on a budget, and social media's effect on creative identity Find Dan at:...
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Comedy in Japan | Pretendship Ep. 82 w/ Alex Camp
Comedian Alex Camp keeps us company today - to talk about his time in Japan, the stand-up comedy scene over there, Japanese culture, and his new special 'That Time I Lived in Japan' Find Alex at: http://www.tiktok.com/@alxxcxmpcomedy https://www.instagram.com/alxxcxmp...
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Korea Criminal | Pretendship Ep. 81 w/ Kim Chu-young
Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW
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Just Bleed | Pretendship Ep. 80 w/ Cal O'Neill
On today's show: Ben Askren vs Jake Paul, reacting to crazy videos, which animals would win in a fight, stories from back in the day, vaccination conspiracies and racism... Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify...
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Roast Busters | Pretendship Ep. 79 w/ Susanna Amato
Actress, Trained Clown, and Theatre Maker, Susanna Amato joins us today! The conversation meanders playfully through offensive words, constructive bants, internet trolling, RuPaul's Drag Race, Suzee's first theatre experiences, and the future of the industry Watch On The Loop! Episode 1...
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April Fool Me Once | Pretendship Ep. 78 w/ Shaolin Pete
A breakdown of that twin episode in this mid-week look behind the scenes! Then a catch-up about COVID, stress, and creative projects... before an unprompted and rambling reflection on virtue signalling and social media activism in the second half Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/...
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Long Lost Twin | Pretendship Ep. 77 w/ Mucky Chopz
Twin brothers separated at birth, reunited on today's show! South African rap artist Casper 'Mucky Chopz' van der Merwe tells his story Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW...
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Zombies vs. Micropenis | Pretendship Ep. 76 w/ Jake Breeze
Breezy is back to discuss death, to answer audience Agony Aunts on periods and micropenises, and examine what he looks for in a life-partner Find Breezy at: https://www.instagram.com/uncle_breeze/ https://www.facebook.com/jakebreeze1 and Rivet City at: https://www.facebook.com/RivetCityBand/...
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Jeramiah Ferrari | Pretendship Ep. 75 w/ Ryan-Paul Mario Barton
Ryan-Paul is the singer of Jeramiah Ferrari, and he's keeping us company today. The conversation weaves through topics such as 2001: A Space Odyssey, fatherhood, the origin story of the band's unusual name, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and the incomparable vocalist Bobby McFerrin Find Jeramiah at:...
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Atherton Boys | Pretendship Ep. 74 w/ Jordan Kelly & Jonny Youle
Jordan 'The Hagfold Hammer' Kelly, and Jonny 'The Guitar Surgeon' Youle are back! Today's episode sees answers to the questions: Does Jonny know the alphabet song? Just who is Sam Pig? How did Pete make a policeman cry? And which teachers at their high school were actual nonces? Find Jordan at:...
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M21 Vintage | Pretendship Ep. 73 w/ Sam Matthew
Sam 'Scran' Matthew of vintage & retro retailer M21 Vintage joins us in the treehouse today - to talk ruining Christmas, growing a business from dream to international success, share some homemade brownies, and rate why certain brands are cool while Puma isn't Find M21 Vintage at:...
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My Mate Started Onlyfans | Pretendship Ep. 72 w/ Kali Black
A conversation all about how and why to do Onlyfans, with model Kali Black - including best strategies, and what beginners can expect... Then celebrities get rated hot or not, from Justin Bieber to Ted Bundy 😂 Find Kali at: https://www.instagram.com/kali.blackx/ Shaolin Pete:...
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The P-Word | Pretendship Ep. 71 w/ Adam Anwar
All is Fair in Love Anwar. For this Valentine's Day episode - comedian, podcaster, and wrestling enthusiast Adam Anwar joins us to discuss WWE, cultural appropriation, his mixed Pakistani-Polish heritage, kids' Karate classes being a scam, and of course seeing traumatising things that ruin your...
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Scumbag Olympics | Pretendship Ep. 70 w/ Shaolin Pete
Time to name and shame some real bellends, after a freeflow stream of consciousness about turning 30, in this solo episode - in a rambling meditation on maturity and growth Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify...
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Spouse in the House | Pretendship Ep. 69 w/ Yummy T
Today's tryst with the elusive Tanny B sees the discussion weave and wander through lockdown's effect on relationships, why Netflix is terrible, Armie Hammer's Cannibal kink, and the couple finally put to rest the Cats vs Dogs debate Find Tanya at: https://www.instagram.com/shinsun__/ Shaolin…
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Dead Drama | Pretendship Ep. 68 w/ Josh Jones
Stand-up Comedian Josh Jones joins us in the treehouse this episode! He talks about doing TV spots during lockdown, his podcast and love of History, the illustrious Bette Midler, the concept of 'Gay Voice', and a soupçon of drugs & alcohol Find Josh at: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshjonescomedy...
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Kate on Bass | Pretendship Ep. 67 w/ Kate Lloyd
The Lottery Winners' bassist and singer Kate Lloyd keeps us company today! She talks about facing prejudice in the industry, their new song and video 'Start Again' with Frank Turner, and recounts some old party stories Find The Lottery Winners at: https://www.facebook.com/thelotterywinners/...
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How's Your Father? | Pretendship Ep. 66 w/ Bill Button
Approaching women. Psychosexual development. Being a prisoner of libido. Is it ethical or not to procreate? This one is all about the birds and the bees, punctuated by chronic forays into lowbrow blather Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on...
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Freeda World | Pretendship Ep. 65 w/ Sean Rowles
Freeda Frontman Sean Rowles joins us today to kick off the new year! After remembering some good times from the band performing before lockdown, the conversation moves onto going bald, getting drunk, OCD, and the different flavours of water Find Freeda at: https://www.instagram.com/freedaband/...
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Dirty Little Begs | Pretendship Ep. 64 w/ Shaolin Pete
Pete goes on an epic rant about perfume this episode as we say goodbye to 2020, before condemning IG thots & life coaches, then briefly touch on a love of death metal to wrap up for the year Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify...
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British Mum Tries American Snacks! | Pretendship Ep. 63 (Christmas Special)
This is the Christmas Special 🎅 Pete's mum is in the treehouse to try American candy today, as well as some festive British treats... then finish the show with a Christmas Quiz 🎄 Happy Holidays! Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify...
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Sex Drugs & Badger Eggs | Pretendship Ep. 62 w/ Zachariah O'Higgins
The Shag Merchant returns! Big Z is back with more smut this episode - compulsive masturbation, getting spiked, prank stories, drunk driving, traumatising an innocent child, and performance anxiety ...all the Zach classics Find Zach at: https://www.instagram.com/hachariah_ziggins/ Shaolin Pete:...
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On Observation... | Pretendship Ep. 61 w/ Luca Rudlin
Video Producer Luca Rudlin kindly stopped in to talk sexy outfits, traumatising internet videos, his definition of professionalism, The Social Dilemma, the differences between men & women, and explains his love of chess Find Luca at: https://www.peoplestaring.com/ Shaolin Pete:...
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Nasty, Offensive & Dangerous | Pretendship Ep. 60 w/ Rob Mulholland
Popular comedian Rob Mulholland dropped in ahead of his new comedy special 'Back on The Grass', to talk left vs right-wing stand-up, dispute COVID lockdown, discuss his history of rap battles, explore weed legalisation, wax lyrical about Marcelo Bielsa, and explain his approach to skiving off…
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Pale White Bum | Pretendship Ep. 59 w/ Slay
Tinnies with the prinnies this episode, as Pete & Manchester Tattooer Slay tackle Sex, Toilet Habits, and Gold Star Lesbians Find Slay at: https://www.instagram.com/slaytattoo/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify...
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The Well West Manifesto | Pretendship Ep. 58 w/ Jake Breeze
Long-time friend of the show, poet, stand-up comedian, political activist, and Rivet City frontman, Jake Breeze keeps us company today! All the Breezy classic bangers this episode: legacy, mental health, fatalism, masturbation, politics, homelessness, paedophilia, and of course where he's at in...
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Lockdown Lowdown | Pretendship Ep. 57 w/ Shaolin Pete
Music video director and struggling autist Shaolin Pete, is back again after a busy fortnight to catch you up on staying afloat during lockdown, the difficulties of parenting, the future of the show, and horrific murder stories Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/...
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£100 Celebrity Death Pool | Pretendship Ep. 56 w/ Jonny Youle
The boys sit down to discuss the important matters this episode over a couple glasses of whiskey. American Gangster, ex-girlfriends, and lads' holidays in Bulgaria & Benidorm all come up, before the pair shake on a hundred pound bet over which celebrities are going to die next Find Jonny at:...
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How to Lose a Guy | Pretendship Ep. 55 w/ Lucy Deakin
Artist Lucy Deakin is keeping us company today, days before the release of her debut EP 'i got bored'. She takes us through her music journey, some embarrassing memories, RuPaul's Drag Race, and being the world's biggest Miley Cyrus stan Find Lucy at: https://www.instagram.com/lucydeakin/...
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My Favourite Movies | Pretendship Ep. 54 w/ Shaolin Pete
Your friendly neighbourhood Video Dealer and podcast host welcomes you back to Pretendship this episode... to briefly touch on lockdown, before taking us through some favourite movies - interspersed with ruminations on the soul, and violent fantasies (not forgetting a hairy palmful of obligatory...
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Tales of a Shag Merchant | Pretendship Ep. 53 w/ Zachariah O'Higgins
Best friend Zachariah makes his Pretendship debut, telling Top Shagger stories over a few tinnies - punctuated by musings on style, prejudice, and neurological disorders Find Zach at: https://www.instagram.com/hachariah_ziggins/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/...
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Ugly People | Pretendship Ep. 52 w/ Thom Rylance
The Lottery Winners' frontman Thom Rylance finally visits the treehouse to keep us company today! He talks in depth about the band throughout the show, the music industry in 2020 and the future, problems with self-image, and proposing to his girlfriend Find The Lottery Winners at:...
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Cool Novustory Bro | Pretendship Ep. 51 w/ Imogen Storey
Novustory's lead singer Imogen Storey is here in the treehouse today for a lovely chat about the band, about food addiction, and a plethora of other topics including tattoos, Tik Tok, laser hair removal, and their new single 'Fool' (link below) Novustory - 'Fool'...
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What is Pretendship about?
Pretendship. Your part-time friendship with Peter and pals. Come and hang out in the Pretendship treehouse with Shaolin Pete and friends, for unplanned uneducated uncensored conversation.
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Pretendship is created and hosted by Shaolin Pete.
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