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Prisoncast
by Steven Rowe
Steve and Linda, Prisoncast, sometimes serious, sometimes crazy, sometimes looney, sometimes political, sometimes heart-moving, sometimes mindless, sometimes personal, sometimes hilarious. Always entertaining! The original music is always off the hook. ;))
Episodes
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Tree Thief
Merry Christmas from Steve and Linda!
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The Conspiracy
We get all conspiratorial.
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She's Real
Are you real?
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Dream Collage
Steve's dream audio journal music by Mindframe (doli/steve)
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Radioactive Egg
A radioactive egg.
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Pruntytown
Best. Prison. Ever. Sound by Steve
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Most Wanted Woman In The World
They finally got her. Sound by Steve
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Tech Support Issues
Leaping over hurdles. Sound by Steve.
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Sidney Trouble
Sidney, Linda's son, needs a tv on the inside. Sound by Steve.
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Elebell
Too Dumb for School Tissue Box impacted. Sound by Steve
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Working Weekends
Today is my Saturday. Sound by Steve.
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Americans Are Like Skittles
Other countries are like M&Ms. Sound by Steve.
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Stinky Feet
That ONE friend. Sound by Steve.
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Your Turn Terrible Florida Dentist
It was a crime scene. Sound by Steve
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The Cool Uber, The Goodwill Heist, The Landlord
The coolest guy in Charleston has no rest for the landlord.
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Going Outside, Dinner Already
Steve and Linda November 11th 2025-ish
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Linda Gets Ready, Chad Calls
Linda wake up make up for work and Chad call about handyman.
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Ugly Blue Tree
Linda tells the story of an ugly Blue Tree being made beautiful at work.
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First Day New City
Linda's dream about the first day at work in a large unknown city with Steve.
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Roger Discovered AI
Update on the life of a national AV professional in 2025. Sound by Steve
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Custom Coffin
You weren't supposed to hear that.
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Whose Gonna Bi Fi Pi
Prisoncast walks around. Warn everyone you're a magical person who doesn't think you're magical. Oct 4 - 5 2025 2 cybertrucks spotted on our street. Piggily Wiggily lighters and Chernobyl series clips. #prisoncast #PigglyWiggly #Chernobyl #magical #BiFiPi
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Chilling Out Front
We're gonna get sued by France!
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Your Speech Is Shit
Biden, your speech is shit.
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Words
Might be too cummish. Music by Mindframe (doli/steve) "Larvea on the couch controlling the world."
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Metric Wire
Musicians mostly just get tangled up in cables. That’s the truth. We live in this so-called metric world, but nothing fits, nothing connects. Synths, laptops, guitars—boxes stacked and wires everywhere. I rant about the chaos, dream up a universal cord, and scream for something better.…
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Why Hate Conservatives?
Prison Cast: Snobs, Kisses, and Fiery Rants – All Fiction, Zero Receipts Ah, Prison Cast – where Linda and Steve sling wild ideas like they're dodging prison yard drama, all wrapped in a big ol' blanket of "this is totally made-up bullshit." It's the podcast that tickles your brain just enough to...
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He Said I Could Only Have Bread Today
"He said I could only have bread today." Shocked waitress looks at me. "Well, she was bad." :) Roger met someone and lit up —quiet, secret, smile. We joked it took 11 years, a few cops, and some stubborn spouses to clear the way for love. Then came his 4th of July menu: stuffed chicken with ham…
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Divorce Court
I came in, said what happened. You didn’t hear me. Court was a formality. I stood, spoke, they moved on. I wasn’t allowed at the table. They called me a witness, then asked me to leave. She got everything—rent, deposit, sympathy. That was the end.
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Weed Farm
Linda lived deep in the West Virginia holla on a full-blown weed farm—mountains, mud, and money. Dennis was a straight-up farmer baller, cloning Purple Haze and Bubble Gum, dodging choppers with black chicken wire, and running the whole damn valley like a boss. Music by Steve "Whatever's gonna...
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Fifteen Minutes
A segmental relic from the threshold of night. Linda in Charleston is already spiraling with Roger in San Diego—riffing on money, music, politics, and RV escape fantasies. Steven surfaces mid-shift from his downstairs Google job for a 15-minute break. His Google VoIP won’t shut up. The phone…
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UFOs
Linda tells the story of disbelief in the woods—trees like columns, night pressing in—three orange balls appear, circling, merging, vanishing. No one speaks. It’s not just what we saw—it’s how it felt. Like they chose them. “They reveal themselves.” Then the quiet pact: "Never tell anybody."…
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Snapping Turtles
Government and religion. "We gotta make these people stop fucking snapping turtles." Music by Circus of Logic (doli/roger/tim/steve)
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Is Life Easy on Easy Street?
Ever wondered what happens when STD jokes, radical in-laws, and trigonometry collide? We didn’t either—until now. In this episode, Steve gets real about living at “One Easy Street” and trying (and failing) to keep a straight face at the health clinic. There’s awkward laughter, trust tests, and…
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Trail
Such a long trail. Then that trail went sideways.
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Personal Tour Through Dc's Wild Side
White dress, red heels, mink coat, an into to Rush in a jar—Linda spirals through DC’s queer underworld, untouched and unbothered escourted by 4 male strippers. After the club, She enters radiant, the only woman in the club, watching her friends dance naked on the bar. Every booth drink and...
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Thugs In Bed
We just crushed dinner and now we're tangled up in a messy room - bras and boxers... playing cards - thugs in bed. The laptop glows, the window’s sunny, and the bed’s a battlefield. Our room, where strip poker starts in reverse and love always sounds like a fight. Music by Steve "What you do in...
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My Girlfriend Made Me Decaf
We wondered why nobody was waking up!
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Taylor Tyler
Tyler? Who's Tyler?
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Porch Justice & Prison Calls
Where stories fly from prison phones to smoky kitchens. Sydney’s calling from Mount Olive, and we’re all trying to outdo each other with wild memories, dumb moves, and near-death asparagus. Flip-flop escapes, flaming hairspray, five-dollar porch punishments—every tale gets louder, messier, and…
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Everybody Has a Thing
Me and Linda were just kicking it back and forth. She sang in chorus, got picked, didn’t even know she could sing. I was a shy, nervous kid—biting my nails, scared to speak—but I got up on stage anyway. Just had to face the fear. We both had our things. Linda was flipping on uneven bars like a…
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Broken Cities, Broken Logic
Linda trolls hard! Blocked by activist judges, not law. Cities are collapsing under violence and filth. A dude who's been in office 40 years—what’s he fixed? A corrupt sideshow to dodge. Bring peace, strength, and sanity? Who pushes chaos, censorship, and decay? I’m done pretending their disaster...
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STFU
just stfu
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Steve is Better Than Men Because
Roger just got back from the bar. Music by Roger and Doli "The Lucky Ones"
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Stank
Olfactory confessions, broken toilet seats, and a roast of stinky internet personalities. From onion-scented love to social distancing for body odor, it’s a circus of hygiene, fashion crimes, and blood blisters. Nobody’s safe—not even the red robe. Music "Big In America" by Under The Big Top...
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Love Like a Fight
"Everything's Not Funny, Steve." Linda woke up pissed. Steve just got off work. One’s trying to drink coffee, the other’s trying not to stare too hard, but staring at Linda is more interesting than looking at a train. Prisoncast, where love sounds like a fight and every episode is a mood swing in...
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Shut Up Linda
It's about the cupcakes.
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Sexual Harassment
Sexual Harassment
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Sesame
Roger’s feeding Juan hot pots again. Prison Cat’s passed out on the amp. Talk, trip, remember weird shit. Sometimes we forget we’re recording. Sometimes we wish we weren’t. Steve, Linda, Roger—and whoever else wanders in. Juan. Chris. Prison Cat (whoever that is). It’s a chaotic swirl of weed...
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Selling Bibles
Selling Bibles
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Steve and Linda, Prisoncast, sometimes serious, sometimes crazy, sometimes looney, sometimes political, sometimes heart-moving, sometimes mindless, sometimes personal, sometimes hilarious. Always entertaining! The original music is always off the hook. ;))
HOSTED BY
Steven Rowe
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