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Professional Hippies Podcast
by Professional Hippies
Society sells the idea of consuming and using, but that’s something we’re just not buying. At the same time, fancy dinners and lasers are top notch. So why can’t we want to be “enlightened” millionaires? The conscious capitalist? Pursuers of the worldly and holders of the sacred. Somewhere in the middle, there's got to be an answer. Join Hall of Fame sales rep Colton Mewbourne and business juggernaut Dylon Whiddon as they poke at the paradox of what is their life, friends, and influence every week in discussing the taboo. Everything from psychedelics to stock options. Occasionally sprinkling words of wisdom, but mainly wordsmithing jabs at each other’s egos.
Episodes
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Home Bass: When The Music Stopped w/ Brian Thomas
In this episode of Professional Hippies, Colton and Dylon sit down with Brian Thomas to unpack what really happened at the last festival — the chaos, the curveballs, and the behind-the-scenes realities most attendees never see. Brian pulls back the curtain on event production, breaking down the...
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Spirit of Hulaween w/ Tyler Whiddon
This week on Professional Hippies, we unpack our wild rideat Hulaween — where the budget may have dipped, but the weirdness and wonder definitely did not. From discovering new artists, bonding with strangers, or navigating the dark campgrounds, the weekend delivered stories we won’t forgetanytime...
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Just A Little Oil
This week on Professional Hippies, Colton and Dylon trade in their city shoes for flannels and dive headfirst into spooky season vibes. From weather wrecking outdoor plans to why camping feels like therapy with s’mores, they unpack the highs and lows of wilderness life. Along the way, they detour...
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Feel The Burn w/ Tyler Tarr
Strap in, because this week Tyler Tarr takes us straight into the dust storm that is Burning Man. From day-one chaos that felt like FEMA training to finding faith in humanity between art cars, neon lights, and playa hugs, Tyler’s trip was nothing short of an emotional mosh pit. It’s weird, it’s...
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Dark Web Slushies with Brian Albores
What do real estate, mustache superpowers, and dark-web cowboy boots have in common? Absolutely nothing—until Brian Albores hops back on the Professional Hippies Podcast. From launching a luxury slushy business in Tampa to warning us about “The Shoe Man” and riffing on how the middle class is...
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Burner Interviews at Burning Man
Recovered from the playa and dusted off for your ears, this episode was recorded on a vintage cassette deck we thought would be cool at the time (spoiler: it wasn’t). Straight from our camp at Burning Man 2024—Not Another Stupid Podcast—we sat down with fellow burners to swap stories of art…
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Old Testament, New Joey Stonebraker
Ever wondered what Buddhism, the Bible, and inflation all have in common? In this episode of Professional Hippies, Joey joins the crew to unpack his journey from Buddhist roots to cracking open the Bible as an adult—and how its contradictions spark fresh questions about faith, power, and culture....
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The Podcast Redzone
Join the Professional Hippies as they navigate everything from the NFL preseason and fantasy football strategies to the ups and downs of life and career. They share personal stories about knee injuries, AI-assisted draft tips, and the surprising twists of Burning Man ticket exchanges. This…
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Anyone Can Homestead with James Swantek
In this episode of Professional Hippies, we sit down with James Swantek—publisher, writer, and author of Get Started with Homesteading—to explore the joys, challenges, and unexpected rewards of living a more self-sufficient life. From the shift from city streets to rural roots, James shares how...
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Be Here Tomorrow
The Professional Hippies explore the balancing act between personal growth and a rapidly evolving world. From tackling long-distance real estate maintenance and adapting sales strategies with AI, to examining cultural shifts in health, food, and music, no topic is off-limits. They dive into the...
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EDC Confessions: Forgive Me Father, I Raved. w/ Tyler Whiddon
Join the Professional Hippies as they welcome back returning guest Tyler Whiddon for a deep dive into their unforgettable adventure at EDC Las Vegas. Colton and Tyler recount the highs, mishaps, and magic of their festival experience—from navigating massive crowds and unexpected encounters to...
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Don't Tariff My Festivals
Strap in for a wild ride as the Professional Hippies blend festival flair with global affairs! From prepping for the chaos of EDC Las Vegas and dodging wasps in the Rockies to unpacking why Apple’s setting up shop in India, Colton and Dylon cover everything from camping misadventures to economic...
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Leaning In w/ Kendo
What do DJing, real estate, and psychedelic integration have in common? In this episode, we sit down with Kendo to unpack his unexpected journey from spinning tracks to guiding transformational healing. We dive into the evolving role of psychedelics in personal development, the art of holding...
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Make Friends With Fungi w/ Hamilton Pevec
What if the key to better health—and deeper wisdom—was growing beneath our feet? In this episode, we sit down with mycologist and entrepreneur Hamilton Pevec to explore the powerful world of mushrooms, from their medicinal properties and nutritional value to the cultural roots of fungi in...
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Experiencing Arbitrage in Real Estate Investing w/ Jarrod Joplin
What happens when you mix a creative spirit with business savvy? In this episode, Colton and Jared dive into the journey from corporate life to real estate entrepreneurship, exploring how human-centered design, self-parenting, and the triple bottom line reshape success. They unpack the struggles…
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Antler w/ Lena Dubovaya
Ready to take a breath and get real? In this episode, Lena, Colton and Dylon dive deep into the power of self-awareness, honesty, and the beauty of trusting the unknown. From breathwork breakthroughs and Sedona magic to gut-check moments in life and business, they explore what it truly means to...
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Don't Send that Glitter Bomb
Think you’re just fixing a shed? Think again. This episode smashes through landlord chaos, tenant drama, and the weird satisfaction of a well-executed demolition. Colton and Dylon unpack the joys of DIY, the fine art of time management as you get older, and how prank wars might just be the glue...
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Hey Bro, Want to Go to Ultra? w/ Tyler Whiddon
Strap on your fanny pack and hydrate, because Dylon's brother talked him into going back to Ultra Music Festival in Miami. We unpack the wild world of Ultra — diving into the highs, the hiccups, and the crowd dynamics that could rival a rugby scrum. Whether you're there for the music, the mayhem,...
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What Side Are You On?
If drugs are your guilty pleasure or you're just fascinated by the world of vices, this episode is for you. Colton and Dylon dive headfirst into the wild world of addiction cycles and the imaginary showdown between users and sober warriors in a "Drug War" like no other. From glow stick battle...
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Tripping Up the Corporate Ladder
Ever wondered how psychedelics could turn you into a sales guru? Colton and Dylon dive into the mind-bending connection between trippy experiences and closing deals — because nothing says "authentic connection" like understanding the universe's secrets during a nature hike. They also explore CEO...
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The Answer is, Rick Ross
Strap in as Colton and Dylon take you on a rollercoaster ride through the wild world of home renovations, where permits are elusive, contractors speak in riddles, and insurance claims feel like an unsolvable puzzle. They share hard-earned lessons on navigating these bureaucratic mazes — with a…
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How Psychedelics Won't Change the World w/ James Davis
Colton and Dylon sit down with James Davis, Co-Founder of Bay Stater for Creative Well-Being, to explore the world of psychedelic policy reform, where magic mushrooms meet grassroots activism. From dodging corporate roadblocks to creating safe spaces for mind-expanding journeys, they uncover how...
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Gulf of Hippies
Strap in for a wild ride as Colton and Dylon tackle everything from dodging meteorites to dodging traffic in Denver. They break down NASA’s questionable space decisions, the Super Bowl’s cultural impact, and why registering your car feels like a government-sponsored shakedown. Plus, they dive…
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Mind Your Buckets w/ Dr. Tyler Panzner
Strap in as Colton and Dylon sit down with Dr. Tyler Panzner to unravel the wild world of brain chemistry, psychedelics, and why your genetics might be the reason coffee makes you anxious. From ADHD meds to energy drink nostalgia, they explore how stimulants boost focus but might kill creativity....
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Helicopters & Hangovers
Colton and Dylon take listeners on a wild ride through festival culture, college football chaos, and the fine art of balancing vices with, well… slightly better vices. From cannabis dispensary deep dives to the sketchy evolution of the drug market, they tackle big topics with humor and personal...
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The Come Down
In this heartfelt episode, Dylon and Colton share their journeys through profound life changes, from personal loss and navigating funeral arrangements to moving to Denver and embracing new adventures. They reflect on the challenges of resilience, community support, and the healing power of...
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Not Another Stupid Burn - Burning Man III
In this special episode, the crew reflects on their unforgettable Burning Man 2024 experience, from art cars and engineering marvels to the chaos and camaraderie that define Burning Man. They share personal stories of growth, healing at the temple, and the magical sunrises that left a lasting...
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Burning Minnie
Join the Professional Hippies as they gear up for Burning Man, discussing the challenges of weather conditions, RV reliability, and the excitement that comes with it. They dive into festival logistics, from securing e-bikes and art installations to unexpected topics like cleaning DJ boards and…
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Skittle Me Silly
Join the Professional Hippies as they dive into a whirlwind of topics, from the FDA’s controversial stance on MDMA and the hidden influences in the food industry, to the anticipation of Burning Man and the excitement of fantasy football. They share quirky personal habits, college memories, and...
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The Burn Before the Burn
In this episode, Dylon and Colton dive into their preparations for Burning Man, sharing the excitement and challenges of getting everything ready, from renting a trailer to organizing logistics. They also discuss the rich sense of community at the event and their plans to explore different camps,...
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Bulgaria
Come listen as Dylon navigates the unexpected wonders from his trip to Bulgaria, tackling everything from culture shock and language barriers to the country's unique architecture and communal living. Hear his humorous anecdotes, including subway staring contests and grocery store mishaps, while...
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Nominal Friends w/ Austin & Evan
Join our hosts and their guests, Evan and Austin, as they laugh off their gin and tonic regrets while tackling everything from neighborhood chicken dramas to the elusive hunt for gaming graphics cards. They dive into the hilarities of tranquilizing chickens with crossbows, the life in your gut...
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The Macro Barista w/ Alex Moe
Join Colton, Dylon, and Alex as they explore the joys of macro-friendly coffee recipes, the thrill of music festivals, and the art of authentic conversations. Alex reveals how he grew his social media following with creative coffee ideas and shares his plans for a new podcast, The Tailgate Coffee...
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Home Bass - A Real Hero's Quest w/ Brian Thomas
Join Colton and Dylon as they chat with Brian Thomas about the rollercoaster ride of organizing a music festival, from securing a venue and handling hotel management changes to the crucial role of a reliable security team. Brian shares insights on managing financial risks, the power of effective...
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Freedom Facts
Join Colton and Dylon for a patriotic discussion as they navigate through technical difficulties, American history, fireworks, and negotiating skills. They delve into Andrew Jackson's duels, the ban on competitive eater Joey Chestnut, and the benefits of hemp. The conversation also touches on...
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Mushrooms for Mommas w/ Niki Wells
Join your hosts and Niki Wells as they explore the transformative journey of motherhood and the powerful role of psilocybin mushrooms in self-discovery and self-care. Niki, a life coach and psychedelic guide, shares her insights on how mushrooms provide nourishment and help mothers connect with...
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50 Shades of AI w/ Joey Stonebraker
Join Joey, Colton, and Dylon as they dive into hot-button topics like the conviction of a former president, the two-party system, and the Karen Reed police cover-up case. They tackle the ethical dilemmas of war, billionaire bunkers, and the role of AI and quantum computing in shaping our future....
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Psychedelic Hitchhiking w/ Sheva Pekar
Sheva is a visionary, a traveler, an entrepreneur, and a mom. She spent her 20s getting her degree from York university in Toronto, and then hitchhiked from Canada to Guatemala. After 7 years of vagabonding and following opportunity, and then seeing the Rocky Mountains in Colorado in 2010 for the...
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Masculine Soy Boy w/ James Benefico
James Benefico is the CEO of Organic Muscle, known for pioneering the first USDA Organic Pre-Workout supplement. Under his leadership, the company has become renowned for its clean, natural health supplements. James’s personal journey of losing 80 pounds and overcoming addiction fuels his...
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Don't Pet the Manatees
Join Dylon and Colton in this episode of Professional Hippies for a lively catch-up as they chat about moving back to Tampa, the real estate market, and swimming in the Hillsborough River. They dive into a range of topics from NFL teams and quitting smoking to gardening, home improvement, and…
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Hillbillies vs Monks
Join Colton and Dylon for a hilarious and insightful conversation as they tackle topics ranging from comedy and personal accountability to the unique experiences of Burning Man and mushroom retreats. They share their adventurous dreams of hunting in Alaska, the use of AI in weather forecasting…
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Gaming the System w/ BX
Dive into the dynamic world of competitive gaming with Aaron Miles, aka BX, as he shares his journey from Halo tournaments to professional esports coaching. Explore the evolving landscape of gaming, from the rise of streaming platforms to the impact of microtransactions and the shift towards...
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Dream State
On this episode we chat about making content that really grabs folks' attention, snoozing and dreaming, and getting outdoors for hikes and go-karting. We also share stories about quirky events like Eeyore's birthday and Mule Day, and how charity could jazz up big shindigs. We dive into the wild...
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Mycopreneur w/ Dennis Walker
Dennis Walker is a journalist, podcaster and puppeteer who is primarily known for his satirizing of the psychedelic space. He is the founder and host of the Mycopreneur Podcast, with which he has interviewed over 170 mushroom entrepreneurs and psychedelic executives from 25 countries on 6...
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Happy 420 w/ Hamdog
Hamdog returns for another special episode celebrating one of earth's favorite plants. While celebrating we cover some 420 facts and what other events happened on this special date using the data ChatGPT provided to us. Let's just say it seems like ChatGPT knowledge of 4/20 may not be as happy as...
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Texas Eclipse Festival
Abbey and Mike join us to recap our trip to the Texas Eclipse Music Festival. We have a lot if experience going to camping festivals, so you will get good insights on this festival if you have been searching for it. We share our experiences, our take on the logistics, how lucky they got in some...
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Leaders Life w/ Ammar Assad
Ammar is a serial entrepreneur, mentor, coach, husband dad, and podcast host of The Leaders Life Podcast with Ammar, which is top 2% in the world. Make sure to listen to his podcast and follow him on socials @leaders_life_podcast. Why Guess? Get your drug test kits from Test Kit Plus using our…
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Cruisin
Tackling our energy drinks addictions. Dylon just got back from a cruise. The different cruise companies levels of service. Trippy experiences in mansions and historical buildings. Watching an older woman back up her yacht. Why Guess? Get your drug test kits from Test Kit Plus using our link -...
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Learn That Skill
Sometimes it's cheaper to learn that new skill instead of paying someone else. Get that good good sleep. Video Games are the best. Bye bye Tik Tok. The fascination with gruesome content. Why Guess? Get your drug test kits from Test Kit Plus using our link - Test Kit...
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Smooth Criminal w/ Austin Brown
Austin joins us all the way from Barcelona. We dive deep on animals, populations, living in Barcelona, and other things you probably wont learning anything from. Whatever your doing, we're glad you're here. Why Guess? Get your drug test kits from Test Kit Plus using our link -...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Society sells the idea of consuming and using, but that’s something we’re just not buying. At the same time, fancy dinners and lasers are top notch. So why can’t we want to be “enlightened” millionaires? The conscious capitalist? Pursuers of the worldly and holders of the sacred. Somewhere in the middle, there's got to be an answer. Join Hall of Fame sales rep Colton Mewbourne and business juggernaut Dylon Whiddon as they poke at the paradox of what is their life, friends, and influence every week in discussing the taboo. Everything from psychedelics to stock options. Occasionally sprinkling words of wisdom, but mainly wordsmithing jabs at each other’s egos.
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Society sells the idea of consuming and using, but that’s something we’re just not buying. At the same time, fancy dinners and lasers are top notch. So why can’t we want to be “enlightened” millionaires? The conscious capitalist? Pursuers of the worldly and holders of the sacred. Somewhere in the...
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