PODCAST · comedy
Professionally Amateur
by Millitello and the Macaroni Mafia
Just a couple of friends discussing everything from games and music to our mundane lives and how simple inconveniences impact them.
Episodes
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Professionally Amateur #50
Can you guess who gets yelled before the show even began? God damn right it was me. This is the big FIVE OH episode and in true Professionally Amateur fashion we completely dick up the into while Millitello rages. This week the Boys hear about Millitello's band (ashes rise) first cover…
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Professionally Amateur #49
Well guess who's back and settled in his new home? That's right, its me. And Millitello showed up too but I carry the show like usual. This week the Boys talk about Millitello's band, difficulty with the modern world, how condos are shit and how my house is probably haunted and why I don't go in...
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Professionally Amateur #48 (Brad Hall/Drunk Nature)
You know who is here for this podcast? That's right, no one from the Macaroni Mafia showed up. But Brad Hall from drunk nature stumbled out of the woods long enough to sit down with Millitello. This week not the Boys talk about what its like having facial hair, how to ruin your body, Brads comedy...
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Professionally Amateur #47 (Vostik)
Can you guess who is apart podcast? You probably guessed it because I added the guests to the episode title. Yeah, that's right. The Boys are making upgrades people. This week the Boys talk with Vostik about his streaming career, how to emulate adult video stars, TikTok comes up and we all know…
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Professionally Amateur #46 (enter episode #45)
Are you seeing this right? Did someone forget how numbers work? Am I illiterate? Obviously none of those are correct. The individual who is supposed to be getting the podcast together is still on hiatus instead of doing their job. But the 45th episode is hear and you can listen to whatever the…
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Professionally Amateur #45 (technically #46)
Guess who is back sort of during their move? That's right, its me so suck it. Or don't because you're an adult with free will. unless your a child then stay the hell away from me. I'm gonna level with you. I wasn't apart of this podcast and have no idea what was said. What did the Boys talk about...
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Professionally Amateur #44
Let's talk about copyright law kids. can you guess what happened this week? That's right, its a Vin Diesel episode so buckle up. This week obviously Vin Diesel comes up, we learn why the Boys always have a good time gaming. The Boys also talk about parenting best practices, and the down fall of…
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Professionally Amateur #43
Did Skynet get us again?! No, no it did not. Things were getting a little too professional so we had drop this late to make sure you know we don't take it seriously. Right out the gate this week the Boys give a crash course on ass eating, we find out Millitello had been gaming on a office still...
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Professionally Amateur #42
Looks Like Millitello and Me have to carry the stream team on our backs this week. That's right, its just the two of us (you better have read that like Bill Withers was singing). Right out the gate the Boys talk about Alex Jones conspiracies come true, we find out how heavy a fish tank is,...
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Professionally Amateur #41
Well guess who has a guest this week? That's right, its us, the Boys. This episode we have Rylionn. He is a caster on the E-sports scene as well as a competitive League player. Right out the gate Millitello finds out how rough League of Legends can be, how crazy announcing can get, Millitello is...
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Professionally Amateur #40
Guess who's running the show this week? That's right, its me. That's not true. Millitello was having a hard time thinking of an inappropriate and somehow intriguing opening question. I basically nailed it for him. This week the Boys give a shout out to Doof. Turns out doing production is a pain....
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Professionally Amateur #39
I know the podcast is coming out late again but I don't want to here it. Papa Bear was dropping some daddy dumps and required an emergency visit from the plumber. So yeah, here is this weeks episode you animals. This week the Boys break a record for longest time be for a sexist comment was made…
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Professionally Amateur #38
Welcome to the Positivity Podcast. We had the absolute pleasure of having the Man, the Myth, the Alligator himself, Instagator. This man is the definition of positive vibes and super hype. This week the Boys talk about stream set ups, Instagator walks us through how he got to were he is now, we...
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Professionally Amateur #37
Guess who's on time this week? Ya god damned right! Its the BOOYS! This week we have the fanciest guest so far on the podcast, a British guy named Paul from SP filmviewers. And yeah, he sounds like he reads books. This week the Boys learn about Britain land, we find out if the IRS is really...
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Professionally Amateur #36
Look, we know that we missed a week. Doof may or may not be in cahoots with skynet. I have no proof that he is but I do have a sneaky suspicious that he might be a straight up robot. in more important news I don't remember what all we talked about but you can bet meth came up again. So stop on by...
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Professionally Amateur #35 (Wintergreen Meth)
As one listen summarized this episode: to recap the nights events::: "Do Wintergreen Meth, Fresh Meth Breath" "Hitler teaches church groups" "Columbia is in Africa" "I hope CPS takes your child" "We are here to talk about flat ironing ball hair and curling ass hair" "Straight Pride Parade in…
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Professionally Amateur #34
Guess Whos back you? Obviously its the Boys! Somewhere during our hiatus we found a new potential cohost. Everyone please say hello to TOMAHAWK or how every you spell it. This weeks episode takes a minute for the Boys to find their groove but when we do we roll right into. Honestly we talked…
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Professionally Amateur #33
Suck our nuts we are going on spring break. With that said the Boys will actually be taking a short break since everyone here apparently needs to get their S#$@ together. We should be back and ballsier than ever in April so watch out. This week the Boys have a mystery caller (spoiler alert:...
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Professionally Amateur #32
Guess Who's got Mail?! The Boys got some mail but we don't read so you'll have to wait till the end of the episode. Or you could just skip to the end. I'm not your mom, do what you want. Millitello's rant this episode is about women at the gym and honestly he has a good point. This week the the...
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Professionally Amateur #31
Well as we all know Mother Nature can't make her mind up. Is it winter still? Are we gonna warm up for summer? should it rain? Hail? Not be overcast and freeze Texas over? We don't know and we don't care. Right out the gate this week the Boys tell me to go F@#* myself, Millitello gives us a not…
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Professionally Amateur #30 (The Phantom Pooper)
If you thought we would get it together because Doof is back then you obviously don't get how things operate around here. But also Millitello had to cook for his lady to keep her happy when we normally record. This week the Boys talk about poop. That's it. Seriously. Its basically 40 minutes of...
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Professionally Amateur #29
I'm just gonna brush through the fact that we almost got Sara Connor'd for the last two weeks. Too much time travel for anyone to understand and I don't even know if im the original me. However with all the technical difficulties we somehow managed to get Doof back. That's right, he is back and...
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Professionally Amateur #28
Which lucky fan would like to live on the production site of the Professionally Amateur Podcast? Obviously none of you because its not near where you work and we are not hiring, even if its only for room and board. That does make an amazing segue for what The Boys talk about this week though. The...
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Professionally Amateur #27
Rub a dub dub dub, guess who's not in this tub? It's Doof. Doof is not in this tub. But you get Dirty Mike and the Man Sized Midget. This week the Boys talk about how terrible it is to quit dipping, the little messages Millitello leaves in his videos for us editing, we chuckle about the…
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Professionally Amateur #26
You know who isn't a handy man? Me, but god knows I could do better putting this house together compared to the last guy. The dip quitting doesn't help any either. I don't really have witty description for this weeks episode. It has been a wild Wednesday. If you don't know why it's been a wild...
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Professionally Amateur #25
You may be asking yourself if someone here got Sara Connor'd because this episode didn't come out on time. Well we didn't. Someone in charge of distribution may have already checked out mentally for the year. But the Boys are here for your New Years Eve, unless you have actual friends to…
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Professionally amateur #24 (Not so Christmas Special)
welcome to the Professionally Amateur Christmas Extravaganza! We blow right past the fact Christmas is this week and we say Merry Christmas once. This week were hear about Millitello's early Christmas presents, Doof calls in remotely from Texas, The Boys reminisce about they're time in the...
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Professionally Amateur #23
This week we only have have half the cast. I say half the cast cause would would this podcast be without Doof basically being mute and Kat randomly interrupting this incredibly legitimate business venture. Millitello also upgraded his audio set up a little more so let us know how you like the new...
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Professionally Amateur #22
Guess who got their shit together? That's right, The Boys did! On a serious note we started using a new robot to record everything to avoid the Skynet related mishaps. Lets just jump straight into this week's episode. Millitello talks about his studio upgrade's, I talk about my possible real…
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Professionally Amateur #21
I kind of wish I was Sara Connor so I could curb stomp a computer and remind Skynet who's boss. Unfortunately this week we had another technical difficulty. But with Doof's exceptional producer skills and computer learning we were able to salvage some of the episode. Just as a heads up there is...
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Professionally Amateur #20
Guess who is here for you on Thanksgiving when you family inevitably asks you to leave the dinner table? That's right, the Boys. We will always be here for you every Thursday unless there is some sort of technical difficulty. Like this week but thanks to Doof's amazing producing skills, that he...
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Professionally Amateur #19
I don't have a witty introduction this week so you're just gonna have to read this description dry. On the upside though I am almost 100% positive that this podcast will make it out on time, we'll see. This week we find out why Doof is living like a king, Millitello starts strong with a celebrity...
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Professionally Amateur #18
Sorry for the delay but unfortunately The Boys have lives outside of this podcast and sometimes things happen. But if you look at this optimistically you have a whole hour plus some of The Boys ranting about stuff. To be completely honest I forgot what we talked about. I'm pretty sure Millitello...
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Professionally Amateur #17
Alright, we had our first call in guest this episode and before any of you jump in the comments or write in, WE KNOW. Carlos from the TheCarrendoShow. Right out the gate we learn about the exotic improvements Tijuana donkey shows have made. This week The Boys go over some of their favorite…
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Professionally Amateur #16
A surprisingly serious announcement was made this week with the least amount of energy. The Boys also had a surprise guest this week that we were unprepared for. It was my mom, my mom stopped by to drop stuff off. This week the Boys discuss Millitello's potential new album, how depressing it is…
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Professionally Amateur #15
I'm gonna be upfront with everyone right off the bat. Part of the back half of this episode got cut off due to computer reasons and fancy encryption technology. Or at least that's what the internet told me, but if we get enough listens or views or downloads or whatever they count thingy is I will...
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Professionally Amateur #14
Alright, I'm gonna level with you boys. I'm tired, there was another Davinci hick up and I honestly don't remember anything we said on the podcast this week. BUT im pretty sure we talk about the stream coming back. I'm 100% positive that there were jokes about an autistic child or dog, don't...
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Professionally Amateur #13
Some how, some way we are making the podcast work even though Millitello has no internet service currently. On the plus side you won't have to see the rape dungeon that Millitello now calls home. Right out the gate on this episode we jump from Millitello's new living arrangement straight into...
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Professionally Amateur #12
Well this week is the last podcast for Millitello in his current basement, but he is upgrading basements for a real man cave kinda feel. Doof came into this episode hot, heavy and ready to talk slightly more than ever before. It might not seem like it but if you listen to any other video or…
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Professionally Amateur #11
Some how this week, we made the podcast too inappropriate from my mom in the first 60 seconds of recording(sorry mom), but we know none of our loyal listeners are surprised. right out the gate Mike asks the hard questions about why all these sports games are garbage, he tackles the idea of why we...
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Professionally Amateur #10
Sorry for the delay on the podcast this week. Millitello was trying to add Technicolor to the brighten this weeks episode up. Don't worry, Doof explained why that wouldn't work on a podcast so optimistically it doesn't come up again. The boys discuss the absolute flaming dumpster fire Netflix has...
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professionally amateur #9
After a slight operator error, a mild verbal assault on my usefulness and impromptu editing lesson, Professionally Amateur #9 is technically up on time BOYS! cause this should have been up this morning but Millitello only said up on Thursday not when. This week some big news drops about the…
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Professionally Amateur #8
This weeks podcast might be a little choppy but that's only because Skynet decided to Sara Conner our recording device a couple times. . For real thought the audio is still the highest quality our amateur podcast could scrounge together but you will notice as few moments were the recording jumps....
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Professionally Amateur #7
Today's episode is brought to you by us. Cause we put the podcast on here but also Kat stopped by as a special guest. Not because we asked her but because she was in the room with Doof. This week the boys and Kat talk about some up coming games they are looking forward to, a possible restart to…
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Professionally Amateur #6
We are back BOYS! We are so back Millitello even decided to wear a full suit to make this episode even more special. This week the boys catch up on what they have been up to. There is an overly excessive amount of Florida Man news, we cover the Macaroni Mafia crime family that the Millitello's...
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Professionally Amateur #5
this week unfortunately or audio file corrupted half way into the recording. Good news is we still half a shorter podcast for you this week. this is the last subject we talked about and all Millitello did was ruin our childhood, so go ahead and listen to ruin yours too.
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Professionally Amateur #4
This week we find out none of us no anything about first aid, we discuss conspiracy theories as to why Millitello could only find one Florida Man story, and discuss some up coming games. Fun fact: turns out we will never give a spoiler warning for 8 year old games. Millitello's socials Twitter:...
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Professionally Amateur #3
Boy! OH BOY! Do we get into the science this week. Tesla, Rabies, What will kill you after rabies. It's a bundle of not science that we would all die by because why trust doctors? Millitello's socials twitter: millitello2, insta: millitello.tv, twitch: Millitello, Discord: TTV Millitello (anyone...
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Professionally Amateur #2
This week we talked about some stuff. We laughed, we cried and we may have learned something new. If we did I don't remember what it was. join us as we discuss topics we have no right to give any advice on.
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Professionally Amateur #1
This is the first podcast with all the boys! who knows what will come up or what we will discuss? Millitello's socials Twitter: @Millitello2, insta: @Millitello.tv, youtube: Millitello, discord: TTV MILLITELLO Doof's socials Twitter: D_OOF Page's Socials Twitter: thedoncoyote
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Just a couple of friends discussing everything from games and music to our mundane lives and how simple inconveniences impact them.
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